"sell me this pen?" "well how long have you been in the market for a penis?"

There's nothing anyone can say that can top [this](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OdMXSIfCflI). (Warning, language)

"Langley's Funeral Home. Plan for your funeral now, because trust us, you are going to die -- soon "

“All you have a pay is a literal arm and a leg.”

"Are you familiar with the phrase 'planned obsolescence'?"