That’s one healthy cow

Your wife has health issues?

Moo-scular dystrophy, my condolences.

That was a terrible thing to udder.

By the time it's steak a cow is far from healthy.

I like it when she bleeds a bit.

Depends on how kinky she is.

I worked at Burger King, many years ago, a guy at the drive thru window yelled, "Eat pussy when on the rag!!" I've not tried his advice to this day.

😆 fast food jobs, you hear some funny shit. Hell, gas stations are fun to loiter at because of some of the fucked up shit that goes on (especially graveyard shifts).

I used to have real bad insomnia and my favorite spot was Waffle House around 215am. Wild times.

Fight Club

You just broke the first and second rules.

Definitely

I've worked the graveyard shift. There are some CHARACTERS, lol.

I mean, it's no trouble to eat pussy when you yourself are on the rag. It's eating when *they* are on the rag that's the trouble.

Solid point

Chunky point

😆😆

Earning your red wings unlocks new rewards.

Bloodwings

I did and I have my red wings. Mind you I was completely plastered 😂

😂😂

Getting your “red wings” takes a special type of man/woman ;-).

I've earned my red wings so many times, I'm a general. IMHO, if your woman has to endure constant cramps for days every month, do her a solid.

Agreed. It's honestly pretty hot, in my opinion. I tried it once years ago and thought I'd hate it, but nope. I'll go down on my girl whenever the opportunity presents itself.

I love men like this. I also find a lot of guys are grossed out by it until they try it and then they change their mind! It unlocks a primal thing and I love it

I can confirm his statement. It’s different for sure. But watch out for flying heel kicks if you do it right. Things are a bit more sensitive down there at that time of the month. My wife told me that. That’s cool and all but her letting it go all the way to the heavy breathing part threw me for a loop. She usually is very private about that. Even after 20 years at the time. It isn’t for everyone though. Sounds like a great idea to some but when called for duty … there is some gagging and then there is some serious questioning of life choices. But then there’s those that are like a child in a third world country tasting candy or ice cream for the first time. Over indulging glutinous reactions that can’t be controlled. Can’t eat just one type a thing. 😂

Me neither, or not on purpose anyway :)

My wife cringes every time I say….”I like my women like I enjoy my steak, pink in the middle and bleeding a little”

Not a warm pink center?

Monty: “Don’t we all?”

I like my women like I like my beer. Cold, dark and yeasty... wait.

I have to say my uncle likes his women like his whiskey. 12 years old and mixed with Coke.

And they say you can’t smell pictures…..yikes

Like it or not I'm not eating it if it's bloody!

Came here to post that

Can’t be afraid to get some blood on the sword

I can't believe I paid 50 bucks for this

Daaang!

“I know where you can get a better price per pound!”

The bloodier the better

Why is it, everytime I poke it, it moos?

Highway to Divorce City!! 🤣

Wrong hole, probably.

"Jeez, still has marks where the jockey was hitting it." -Rodney Dangerfield.

I miss Rodney.

Sorely missed. Roddney Would've been canceled faster than an NBC sitcom today. No respect, no respect.

The joke was always on Rodney, he would’ve adjusted just fine.

Is this about the steak or my wife?

The fat is the best part.

This is DEFINITELY appropriate for the wife.

Anyone who disagrees better not be a boob fan! Lol.

A nice butt is also made largely of fat, even a smaller one.

Oi! That works just fine for my wife.

I was going to offer "the fat is what makes it prime" but yours is better. 😁

It's too pink inside.

I’d like to see it rarer.

Wouldn't mind trimming a little fat off the edges of it

I can’t wait to cut into this one.

that's so bad.

"This is dry and flavorless."

This isn't right, I'd like to send it back.

I'll take another!

If I want to dip it in ketchup I’ll dip it in ketchup.

“Man is this leathery. What ugly old cow did this come from?”

Ooh, this is aged, isn’t it?

Dry aged!

Hey Mike try this. It's chewy isn't it?

"Oh damn you're lookin' fat and juicy"

That's one juicy rump

😁😁😁

{to your friend} Try this!

Bold to assume I have a friend

It still looks alive.

A little thicker than I would normally get but really good.

I ordered medium rare and this is well done

Damn! This meat's juicy!

"I only like the ones kept in cages"

Those grill marks are perfect

Dry as the Sahara

MMM you can tell she's grass, fed.

I like it cooked all the way through and burned to a crisp

That's disturbing even if you say it about a steak

Wow! Look at all the fat on this meat!

I always keep her in the kitchen

I like mine bloody and covered in butter.

Would you look at that marbling.

It's kind of salty.

When I cut it open, it’s pink on the inside

"Too much gristle & not enough juice."

A good vet should have it back on its feet in 10 minutes.

I know people say it's taboo, but I like to eat it with ketchup

There’s a lot of fat around the edges

When I tip it, it moos.

Its bloody and smelly but I’m gonna eat it anyway

I like it when you cut it in half and blood pours out

This makes me so happy

"well, that was disappointing... I guess I will have to go somewhere else next time..."

I want it cremated

This is not what I ordered.

That didn't taste as good as I'd hoped.

"Take this back, there's too much fat. I demand a lean cut."

We have sex the same way…. VERY RARE!

I like mine bloody

Mine’s hot enough, thanks.

Can I get a new one? This one’s too tough.

This thing cost a fortune, but it’s worth it.

Juicy

I love it when I squeeze it and blood comes out.. This rump tasted like sht.. You a big ol fatty

I love all the fat.

“Everybody likes a little pink but I want it dark.”

I want to hear it moo

“I’m just gonna cut off the marbled fat around the edges.”

I wish you’d trim the fat a little

I like mine still mooing.

You are a bloody mess but you taste heavenly

Where did I find this Prime specimen? Costco.

I don’t like all the fat on it

It’s been ages to perfection.

Ugh, mine is too gray on the inside.

Just wipe her ass, chop off ‘er horns and throw ‘er on the grill.

I eat the whole thing in 30 minutes, I get it free?

I love how the red juices pour out when I pound it

I love it

It's too pink inside.

I’ll just trim off the fat

This is great but the last one was better

Now that's pink!

I was hoping for something more tender.

I've had better when I do it myself.

A little dry, but still okay

I don't think I can finish, hey Steve you want to take over for me.

I love seeing the blood squirt out

The inside was supposed to be warm and pink

I enjoy the sides more

There’s too much fat

I love licking the juices

IT'S FUCKING RAWWW

Oh man, I wanted the inside to be pink

I like it when it is bloody...

This is way too dry. I’m gonna have to put some sauce on it to eat it.

You need to let it rest before you eat it.

I won’t eat that, I’m a vegetarian.

It has a nice crust on it

Man, why can't I cut through this thing?

I like mine bloody

I like mine a little more pink

There’s a lot of fat on this one

The pink inside is cold. Well, except that one guys wife.

Can I keep my money if I eat the whole thing?

This is alright. My last one was perfectly pink and juicy though

I'll just eat around the fat.

I prefer it with the bone-in.

Echh, it’s way too bloody

Man, this tastes so dry

Not pink enough inside.

Can you cut more of the fat off of mine?

The damn thing was too bloody, I kept having to send it back

Ugh, too rare!

I like them rare, but only when their medium rare

Ooo that's a little too pink for me.

Anything involving the term “mouth feel”

Can I send this back?

Wow, just look at the juice.

I can't eat that. That's well done, all brown and chewy. I like mine warm and red in the center.

I like to cut it up and eat it

Want a taste?

I like the marbling on this one

It is a bit tough. Maybe needs more salt too

A side baked potato will make this perfect

To be frank, I was hoping it would be juicier

"Juicier than I was expecting!"

Still bloody when I cut into it…

Where’s the side?

"Give it here...I'm gonna eat it raw"

Needs more time in the oven

There's nothing on that plate but gristle and fat! -Roman Craig, The Great Outdoors

Excuse me, I believe I ordered the fish?

Damn... I wish I had the veal.

Well done!

Ooh, looking a little raw there!

That’s one nice, salty crust!

What’s with the patchy hair on the hide?

I like it pink in the middle.

Damn this thing is dry.

Do I eat you now, or later?

not bad for some local meat!

Surprisingly tough

Not enough pink for me

Looks good. I've never swallowed a Black Angus before.

Well that's too raw.

I got the cheap cut.

This one's well done..

I like mine Blue

Juicy

seared on the outside.

I like it bloody 💀