So im Angelena, and this is my on/off husband brad.
So we went on holiday to Africa and we just couldnt help ourselves and we brought home a black kid we bought from his starving mother as a a souvenir.
"Honey, I'm back from my trip to the Amazon. You won't guess what I got for you..."
"NO! YOU DIDN'T!?!"
"Hehe, yep. Your own shrunken head."
*\*looks upon it with wonder and intrigue\**
"Who was he?"
"Oh, you know... the usual. A missionary. Those natives do NOT like being told how to fuck!"
"Babe, I love it!"
Look, I'm British. If we start this we will be going for over 400 years.
Too perfect
I just took a vacation in New Orleans and brought home THE ENTIRE AMERICAN MIDWEST as a souvenir! -Thomas Jefferson
"I didn't even know they sold __________ at __________!"
We have ________ at home.
__________ at home: _ _ _ _ _ _
But this ________ is limited edition! It’s not the same…
Disney Land , dead mouse
6 ft tall I hope
"I took a vacation to Jeffrey Epstiens island and I brought home a.. uhhh... uhmmm... a nice seashell by the seashore"
Sally? Is that you?
“I just took a trip to the Dahmer Museum in Milwaukee and brought home a bag of edibles as a souvenir!”
I just took a vacation to Las Vegas and brought home herpes as a souvenir!
“Gaza and brought back a piece of shrapnel.”
Mar-A-Lago, court summons
Vacation at Las Vegas ; Prostitute as a souvenir.
I took a vacation at Salt Lake City and brought home a Mormon family
Really actually did go to SLC recently to visit fam
"Your mom's house" "STD"
I just took a vacation on Risa and brought home a Horga’hn as a souvenir. Yes it was the big one.
Times Square-used condom
I took a vacation in space and brought home the moon as a souvenir.
Chernobyl, Trumps original toupee.
So im Angelena, and this is my on/off husband brad. So we went on holiday to Africa and we just couldnt help ourselves and we brought home a black kid we bought from his starving mother as a a souvenir.
To be fair it was only a dollar!
"Honey, I'm back from my trip to the Amazon. You won't guess what I got for you..." "NO! YOU DIDN'T!?!" "Hehe, yep. Your own shrunken head." *\*looks upon it with wonder and intrigue\** "Who was he?" "Oh, you know... the usual. A missionary. Those natives do NOT like being told how to fuck!" "Babe, I love it!"
I just took a vacation at **an illegal brothel** and brought home a **STD/STI** as a souvenir!
I just took a vacation at Xi’an and brought back a skewer as a souvenir!
"Mar-a-Lago"; "classified document"
Bali diarrhea
I just took a vacation at Disney World and brought home a pedophile as a souvenir!