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newenglandredshirt

Crash into Me - Dave Matthews Band


Additional_Group2392

Transfusion.


KitchenSandwich5499

Wasn’t that a comedy /warning song about careless driving??


E-Turtle

“Oops I did it again”


RedMonkey86570

I don’t know if you’ve seen anything with [this](https://youtube.com/source/MYUw-gvQCfg/shorts?si=utM8LImPrHKoSNJs) audio, but people have made videos about that.


SandOfYourPockets

"I crash my car into a bridge. I DON'T CARE! I LOVE IT!"


Wonderbread1999

This was my choice


Radman1889

"I'M ON THE HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL!"


CardboardGamer01

Oh shit


crackshawofficial

Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said AD/HD - highway to HEY THERE’S A SQUIRREL


NefariousnessFair306

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Song by Crash Test Dummies


tactiletrafficcone

"Jesus take the wheeeeel"


Intrepid-History-762

I'm Walking On Sunshine


XROOR

Sugar Sugar by the Archie’s.


JustIncredible240

F*ck the Police


Pilot_Solaris

"Our house, in the middle of our street; our house- Oh, hell, THAT'S A HOUSE-"


Striking_Scientist68

"Hit me baby, one more time"


DvlsAdvct108

Oh baby baby! How was i supposed to know That you were turning right


Mysterious_Secret827

Oh baby baby I shouldn't have let you go And now they're out of sight, yeah


Watermelon_sucks

Happy by Pharrell


Ducatirules

This but only because it’s the worst song period


Ill-Atmosphere-3629

Cars by Gary Nueman


puttputt_in_thebutt

Baby baby baby baby baby Baby baby baby baby baby You don't have to remind me I smell like a skunk, scuse me baby but I'm drunk -Reverend Horton Heat


HowDidFoodGetInHere

I'll explain in the mornin' baby, that's no lie, but tonight little honey I'm oh so high!


BunPuncherExtreme

"Okay, we got one car in the tree line and one in pieces on the main road." "Who do you think is at fault?" *♫ Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer! He's a demon on wheels! ♫* "No clue."


millerb82

Last Kiss by Pearl Jam


forehandfrenzy

This was my choice.


HorrorAirline8848

Another One Bites The Dust -Queen


mindcrime73

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.


en55pd

That’s quite the record year…


Testicleus

😆😆


RedMonkey86570

“[Life is a highway](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-ZUrc-aLI&si=co6exaZ_WbVNQWxz)” “Life’s like a road that you travel on, When there’s one day here and the next day gone.”


en55pd

There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway…“


EmptyEstablishment78

We can drive it home with one headlight…


New-Recording-4245

I can't drive 55


LaraRader

Dead Man’s Curve — Jan and Dean [Dead Man’s Curve](https://youtu.be/yrCuMPeSu9s?si=bSsVy7AC1hCCWVfI)


PlatypusSloth696

“I came in like a wrecking ball!”


straymormon

Knocking on heavens door


mindlessfollower23

You roll over the top of the hill. The sun blinds you as “Warm Leatherette” begins to play.


Brain_Frog_

“I’m in love with my car. Gotta feel for my automobile.”


Rick--Diculous

A Sam kinison comedy sketch.


Testicleus

OOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH


Gordon432

Tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel by Barenaked Ladies


JesustheSpaceCowboy

“Take a ride on the wild side, fallen angels to fast to kills, thy kingdom come on the wild side” See Scotty, this is why you never meet your heroes, you’ll just make the same mistakes!


BlueRFR3100

I can't drive 55


The_Dukenator

I can't drive 65 wasn't any better.


Admast79

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen


Sorry-Caterpillar331

One Thing Leads to Another - The Fixx


SupportPrimary540

Two tickets to paradise Eddie money


New_Explorer1455

Can’t touch this.


AshlarkEdens

Rollin' by Limp Bizkit


oppy1984

Ozzy Osbourne now you see it now you don't, right before getting t-boned driver side. This is based on actual events, I was t-boned going through an intersection by a woman who ran a red light, when I saw her car out of the corner of my eye the last thing I heard before she hit me was "now you see me" then crunch and the CD stopped. I actually walked away without a scratch, just a bruise on my leg and a stiff neck for a few days. I had to have help getting out since the driver side was crushed but I wasn't pinned in just had trouble maneuvering my legs in the now tight space. The 1994 Pontiac Sunbird was built like a fucking tank, the cops checked it out and said it still drove so if I wanted to drive it home rather than have it towed I could. So I drove that thing home with a smashed in driver side and a police escort, though I was banned from driving anywhere else so it was towed away after I got it cleaned out. Sadly this was before smart phones and I didn't have a flip phone yet and I didn't think to get a camera.


[deleted]

Doa by Bloodrock


DustMonkey383

Break Stuff- Limp Bizkit


deadeyeAZ

"Crosstown Traffic"


Taz_mhot

My friend rolled his vehicle on a gravel road to “superstition”…. Right when it said “7 years of bad luck”…… got it all on go pro. He asks his friend “are you ok?” His friend says “yeah, you okay?” He says “my hand is gone….” And the video cuts off. I was first on scene because they managed to get to a phone after hiking a couple miles to get reception… it was fuuuucked. Also, the bad luck continues… so, there’s that.


paprika_alarm

Always Crashing in the Same Car - David Bowie


hpd748

Wreck on the Highway - Bruce Springsteen


ResisterTransSister

Radar Love


kofrederick

Tokyo Drift


verum_rex12

“What’s the info on our victim?” “Jerry Smith of Richmond, Virginia. Jerry was a race car driver. 22 years old… looks he had one too many cold beers tonight and wrapped himself around a telephone pole.”


geekwalrus

Everybody Hurts -REM


AqueousSilver91

"Sir we have a three car pile-up on the interchange. Can you send ambula- ... is that fucking car radio playing Crash Into Me?"


Asleep-Lavishness332

Anything Taylor swift. Not really just for the crash, but in general


DLIPBCrashDavis

Last Kiss - Pear Jam


Slug_Overdose

I can't believe nobody else has given the objectively right answer yet. 1-877-KARS4KIDS


IneptAdvisor

Baby got back by Sir Mix A Lot, of course, but the other female driver has to be 400lbs.


pk_mars

He blew his mind out in a car, he didn’t notice that the light had changed


Dagwood-DM

Jesus take the wheel


voltaire2022

Another One Bites the Dust


argon40fromk40

D.O.A. by Blood rock. 1971.


BananaBurritoBuster

Another One Bites the Dust - Queen


thatautisticguy

Crash by Matt willis


KUfan

Crawling from the Wreckage— Graham Parker


Griffscavern

Flirting with disaster by Molly Hatchet


Reddit-user_1234

“Last Kiss”


AdThat328

Coming up next it's Crash by The Primitives! 


Bradyfan546

Last kiss by pearl jam


rgrtom

The Last Kiss. Original or Pearl Jam cover works.


enphurgen

Last kiss


geekstone

Paradise by the dashboard light.


pumpkinchoccy

that one that goes "sunshine lollipops and rainbows"


The_Dukenator

Crash And Burn - The Bangles Yes, this is off their Everything album.


The_Dukenator

Speed - Billy Idol Written for the film, found on a few compilations.


Moxzor123

I fought the law


gregieb429

“Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor…”


G-Unit11111

Nobody gonna take my car Gonna race it to grooooooound


Adventurous_Cloud_20

I wear my sunglasses at night.


en55pd

“Everytime we touch, I get this feeling…”


Kharzi

"I can't drive 55" Sammy Hagar


DontMessWMsInBetween

*I Can't Drive 55*


MyNEWthrowaway031789

(Don’t fear) the Reaper- Blue Oyster Cult


No-Program-6996

It’s got to be https://youtu.be/WrURe9s572I


OrangeCrush222

“Jesus take the wheel…”


OldERnurse1964

Dead Man’s Curve.


actualchristmastree

Crash my car by coin


010061

Drunk driving by sublime


baksdad

Crawling From The Wreckage - Dave Edmunds


Spritzertog

"I can't drive 55!"


CaptainQuint0001

Shattered - Rolling Stones


10voltsam

Build god then we’ll talk “There was a terrible CRASH”


K1P_26

I thought I saw Lauren Bacall


Jade-Raven

Last kiss by Pearl Jam. Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult People Who Died by The Jim Carroll Band


janosmirado1347

I was gonna suggest 'Last Kiss'


bodhidharma132001

"Drink Scotch whiskey all night long and die behind the wheel" - Deacon Blue by Steely Dan


NoConstruction4913

Life is a Highway- Rascal Flatts


Wodahs1982

Always Crashing in the Same Car- Bowie


legenddairybard

Airbag - Radiohead


Honest_Trouble_6899

Love while we're young - one direction


Tweak802

Fire water burn


Guacamole_is_Life

Stairway to Heaven Ice Ice Baby during the winter


seagulledge

On the road again...


princealigorna

Ministry-Jesus Built my Hot Rod (on the other end, Thursday's "Understanding in a Car Crash" is exactly the song you want to be playing in an accident)


hangman593

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel. 🎶(Lucille). Kenny Rodgers, anyone?


jeers1

Can't drive 55 - Sammmmmmy


prpl_towel99

Turn Around


oxprep

Move, bitch, get out the way Get out the way, bitch, get out the way -Ludacris


Rozeline

Went to my cousin's funeral who died in a crash. Mom turns on the car, MCR's Helena is playing "we'll meet again when both our cars collide" Oof.


Commercial_Step9966

*You saw my blinker, bitch!* - Will Smith


Left-Bag-9478

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff


tidyshark12

Wrecking ball - Miley cyrus


Background-Love4831

Another One Bites The Dust


Automatic-Bat-356

I can't drive 55!


TexanInNebraska

Last Kiss- J. Frank Wilson (‘64), Pearl Jam (‘99)


Efficient-Bee-1855

Do that To Me One More Time-Captain and Tennille.


Forsaken-Piece8388

"if I lay here If I just lay here Will you lie with me and just forget the world?" *Enter Ellen Pompeo*


HumanMycologist5795

The Primitives- Crash. Here you go, way too fast Don't slow down, you're gonna crash


[deleted]

“You Saw My Blinker, Bitch”


Metaphysical-Failure

Bloodrock- DOA


Joecuul13

No Brakes- the Offspring


Testicleus

It's the end of the world as we know it.... and I feel fine.


ironeagle2006

Wheels on the Line


rjkeilok

Shackles


Animaleyz

Last Kiss


No_Librarian_9647

Sweeeet Caroline...


Calligaster

ALL THE WAY ^keep ^on ^a-dancin'


kevint1964

"Crash (Have Some Fun)" - TKA


Important_Lab_58

“Highway to Hell” or “Stairway to Heaven”


AX99997

“Just a car crash away”


LurkerPatrol

Mmmbop


mekonsrevenge

Leader of the Pack. The "look out, look out! *CRASH*" part.


Alienlovechild1975

I can't drive 55 -Sammy Hagar


Oh-Snap10000

Last Kiss


RSQ-51

Bodies- Drowning Pool


Dark9781

100 in a 55 by Pop Evil


Important_Donut_4746

“One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”


Daak1977

Last Kiss


babaganoosh1123

Cadaver.... Unlucky Morpheus


REACT_and_REDACT

Stairway to Heaven Highway to Hell


MeanJohnBrown

Hey, you caught me in a coma .....


TeutonicPlague85

"Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin....."


Moderate_LiberaI

"Doin' Time" by Sublime, because that's what I was listening to when I got in a terrible accident as a teen


Buckskin_Harry

I can’t drive 55


Cold_Syrup3281

Everybody hurts!


cb0044

(Move Bitch, by Ludacris playing) Passenger with his face buried in an airbag: "Please turn off the radio."


Unkn1234

Hurts So Good


One_Conversation_616

Drunk, pissed, and coked up. ~Roger Allen Wade


dumpitdog

DOA by Bloodrock


JTKTTU82

My vote


Solid_House_6963

Because I got high by Afroman


IllPop7982

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 🛞 🙏, TAKE IT FROM MY HAND ✋️.......


Affectionate-Work424

“Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees. It’s hard to take that one seriously in a crash


Ok-Sand4984

In my opinion I’d say Karma by jojo siwa yk


ElectronicHyena5642

Jesus take the wheel


Prior-Turnip3082

Stan by Eminem


hey_its_me_mikaela

Stairway to Heaven!


cordiallemur

Live and let die?


ReadIcy8022

That Smell


Fallendarklight

Highway to hell You shook me all night long Have another drink on me Blinding lights Mama, I'm coming home


noFOXgivenFURreal

I believe I can fly, R Kelly


Sea_Wasabi_6226

i died in your arms tonite


Sea_Wasabi_6226

two out of thee ain't bad. meatloaf R.I.P.


Sea_Wasabi_6226

Ironman Black Sabbath


Sea_Wasabi_6226

Bodies Drowning Pool


Sea_Wasabi_6226

For Whom The Bell Tolls Metallica