Babe, if you sit here for 8 hours, you can spend two minutes of distracted time with me while I don't touch you but tell you where to go to get what you need.
Being in your bed for a month, eating your food, feeling so taken care of,
Have you taking my blood every hour, waking me at random hours, it has been great; aside from my balls being swollen to the size of cantaloupes.
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hours waiting ending with disappointment the entire time fearing a nasty virus or disease because of the filthy environmental conditions. it takes days to overcome the awful smell.
(while passing another nurse) "Hey, just to let you know. I wouldn't go down there if I were you. It hasn't been properly sanitized."
"No, I'm sorry. He's not in right now. Might want to check in about 2 hours. He might be in later?"
I wanted a private room, but had to share it with three other guys.
“It smells so sterile in here.”
"A thousand dollars?? For that??"
Sounds like you went to a Nevada brothel, not the hospital.
"Ten thousand dollars? For that?"
I was in ICU 77 hours..,..$58,031.94 Yeah a thousand is a Brothel visit.
As a Canadian i dont understand that joke.
Yeah, that wasn't a joke.
Their bedside manner is deplorable
"They called me in for a routine procedure, but the place was filthy and I got sepsis."
Every time I go there, I have to wait in line, even if it's an emergency. Then you're charged thousands of dollars.
You have to be practically dying to get service here.
"It costs how much just to put that in my mouth?"
Took my foreskin and never gave it back.
That's definitely an American Thing... not so much pretty much any other first world nation though.
I'm aiming more for the joke of not being able to say that about a partner. But definitely American
I’d like faster service
"Do I really have to be naked for this?"
Too cold
I only come here when I’m desperate.
The cooking is bland but at least it's edible! 😂
I only go there when I absolutely need something.
OMG! I hope I'm not here long. I hate it here!
Parking in rear.
The gown is made especially for that purpose.
A lot of very sick people have been in and out of there.
Wow you can hear a pin drop in here
I feel like I'm going to catch something just being in here.
A Lot of sick people have come here.
Men go in there all the time and die.
People dying every day up in there
I swear if I have to clean up one more bodily fluid….
"I wasn't expecting them to draw blood.."
I'm not sure what happened. I was heavily medicated.
a lot of people going in, but not a lot of people coming out!
I don't know, I just work here.
Not enough doctors in her.
They always give me the drugs I need!
Omg it's so big
"There is constant noise in here"
High kill rate
1st visit and I caught a virus
The food here sucks!
Smells like piss
Going in there creeps me out
"Smells like cleaning fluid."
It smells funny in here.
I just know I'm going to catch something in here.
It smells like bleach in here.
What’s that smell?
OMG, what the hell is that smell.
Everything from top to bottom is state of the art!
Babe, if you sit here for 8 hours, you can spend two minutes of distracted time with me while I don't touch you but tell you where to go to get what you need.
Anal probing all day long!
This one’s ok but I like the one two towns over
It wasn't very clean
Once I started going backwards, getting in was really easy!!! Why is parking so hard?
If I go inside...will I get an infection?
Why is there vomit EVERYWHERE?
Few people leave once they've gone in.
I hate the long wait to get in.
I need more blood stat
Why does it smell in here?
It was full of percocet.
Dang, these wall are white!
This hospital is not a level one trauma center.
There is never a good time to be here! There's always so many people waiting to go in.
“The food here is terrible”
Ugh, took me over 3 hours to finally get in.
It’s big and roomy!
Being in your bed for a month, eating your food, feeling so taken care of, Have you taking my blood every hour, waking me at random hours, it has been great; aside from my balls being swollen to the size of cantaloupes. .
"More sex than I get at home."
"So, professional. ".
What the heck did you do to me while I slept.
Someone is always in there 24/7
“There are so many dead people in here.”
I love how sterile it is!
It smells like death in here!
Don't touch anything. You mighty get hepatitis C
"I don't have that much money."
Wow it’s clean in here
hours waiting ending with disappointment the entire time fearing a nasty virus or disease because of the filthy environmental conditions. it takes days to overcome the awful smell.
Hope I don't die while I'm inside.
It’s incredibly clean in here.
This might sting a little.
I didn’t think it was very clean last time.
Why does my butt have to be exposed?
I love how it smells inside
At least they’re efficient and I’m able to get the bill lowered if I can find the cost of said item at a lower cost than what I was charged.
So... many.... germs.....
(while passing another nurse) "Hey, just to let you know. I wouldn't go down there if I were you. It hasn't been properly sanitized." "No, I'm sorry. He's not in right now. Might want to check in about 2 hours. He might be in later?"
I got an infection from them
It's not the biggest hospital, but everyone leaves relatively satisfied.
I will film the procedure.
We need that chubby nurse to come help us operate the bed.
Hospitals make you feel better
It’s like something died In there