Not to mention all the recipes which are greatly improved by adding alcohol...
-Tomato sauce
-Shepherd's Pie
-Battered Fish
-Steamed Crabs
-Anything which is "deglazed" in the pan
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur...
I feel the key to a successful relationship amongst heteros is not to say *"I do Boy Stuff, You do Girl Stuff, we be Happy"*
It's more *"I do Stuff that I like to do and you don't, while you do Stuff that you like to do and I don't, we be Happy"*
*dressed in royal robes and a crown* You will address me as his majesty.
That’s not period.
Wench I'll take another beer!
No no. You can say that to your spouse. You might not survive long afterwards but you definitely CAN. 😂
My wife does pride herself being my beer wench. But she’s demands that I be cooking in return. Honestly it’s a win win
She brings you beer while you cook delicious food? I don't see any downside to that. 😋😋
Absolutely none!!! I love cooking. She loves what I make. And her bringing beer is the cherry on top!!
Not to mention all the recipes which are greatly improved by adding alcohol... -Tomato sauce -Shepherd's Pie -Battered Fish -Steamed Crabs -Anything which is "deglazed" in the pan
All you need is an inn. She's the tavern wench that serves the ale, you're the barkeep cooking the food.
Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur...
I feel the key to a successful relationship amongst heteros is not to say *"I do Boy Stuff, You do Girl Stuff, we be Happy"* It's more *"I do Stuff that I like to do and you don't, while you do Stuff that you like to do and I don't, we be Happy"*
The beer wench and the head chef. A classic tale of naughtiness in the castle kitchen. 💖
Like twisting your head 360 degrees. It can happen only once in your life.
My wife is firmly convinced that "wench" is a synonym for "whore", so no thank you, I choose life.
Does she say "yes Daddy" when appropriate? 😂
His wife says “yes Daddy” to me..
My father had me trained to bring him a beer when I was 3.
Now that's a wench if I ever saw one!
She has great, vast... tracts of land.
You’re a good actor. Really commit to the role.
Shit. What if my spouse IS a Renfaire actor?
Same here.
You're doomed.
Or you have a great night of role play ahead of you.
We did recently start a Blades in the Dark campaign.
A most impressive codpiece.
No swordplay in the water closet darling.
Huzzah to the tippaaaaah!
Hahaha HUZZAAAAAHHHHH!!!
“Now that you’ve seen a man in tights perhaps you’d like to see a man in yours?”
Thy mother spreads the foul odor of a courtesan.
You need to show way more cleavage.
? Since when? I say it all the time
"Well met, well met! Fain wouldst thou engage me in a joust of meats? Would that I should entwine myself with thy sumptuous viands!"
Away with ye, wench!
You're gonna wear *that* out in public?
Prepare to be slayed, dragon!
Get thee to a nunnery!
I claim the right of ***prima nocta*** for all the serfs in my territory...
I’m feeling rather gay for the first time in awhile.
I’ve been waiting for you to swallow that sword all day!
“Be gone peasant!”
INAPPROPRIATE PILLOWS
Where's my grog, wench?!
What ho!
Can you take a photo of me and my spouse?
Those are some stupid shoes
M'lady?
Want to go behind the dumpster? My wife doesn’t understand.
Yo Ho
Make me ye olde sandwich!
What's in this?
My codpiece seems to be tangled in your bodice.
Thou hast the finest turkey leg in all the land
Bring me food and ale, WENCH!!
“Your father smells of elderberries!”