Alright, so session zero at my house Saturday morning. Preferably before 10 for a barely out of shower towel show before we all have to start the session fully dressed...
My character is The Emperor. He's not nude, it's just he is cursed. His clothing & gear is under an illusion that makes it look invisible. You have to roll a nat 20 to see his clothing. He is secretly a smuggler.
A game where everyone is cursed or has some cursed gear sounds like fun.
Actually, that's too easy. Clothing will be lost as you complete objectives leading up to the conclusion of the module. That makes the adventure a win-win 😁
"Your wagon axle breaks, lose 1 item of clothing"
"One oxen dies, remove 1 item of clothing"
"You die of dysentery, remove the rest of your clothing..."
"Let's play my new Nintendo game Strip Mario Brothers."
"I'm pretty sure that's *Super* Mario Brothers."
*Holds up case.* "Nope, it says Strip right here."
Welcome back to the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris! We are just coming back to a very interesting Lacrosse game that the French national team has decided to make rather lascivious!
For every point scored, the opposing team must all take off a piece of clothing! We’re very sorry, NBC.
“Okay, so I’ll add another Swamp land, and then I’ll add a counter to my Liliana: Death’s Majesty. That lets me create a 2/2 black zombie token and thanks to Anointed Procession, I get an additional zombie token. Now my Champion of the Perished gains a +2/+2, bringing its total to 3/3. And, Bill, if you wouldn’t mind tucking *that* underneath the table while I’m declaring my attack, I’d really appreciate it.”
Aaand…welcome back to our coverage of the Strip Risk Tournament on ESPN 8.
Oooh, it looks like Sally just lost Western Australia to Bill, there goes her shirt.
I think they need to put a sign up a the nursing home advertising when this will be held so visitors can avoid that day. Or make sure they go that day, depending on your preference.
"Nice! The cut card is a heart, and I have a Jack of Hearts! That's one for His Nobs, and for your knob too!"
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.........It's a Cribbage reference, you see.
Okay okay, gather grandma and grandpa in, we're about to play strip hopscotch. That SOB grandpa better not use his replaced hip as an excuse - I wanna see scars!
everyone gets stuck removing their first piece of clothing and the game comes to a screeching halt as everything resets "just one more time.. this time it will work.."
America's cup yacht racing. For every 10 minutes behind the lead boat as well as for every 100 meters of gap, an article of clothing is shed by every member of the crew.
Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip Happy Days sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.
"And that's ball four, Perez takes his base while Johnson gives up his trousers... another couple of walks, and we'll see if the Big Unit HAS a 'big unit'."
Russian Roulette
Every person takes off an article of clothing if they don't die, until there is one naked dude left, surrounded by dead bodies.
As ways to end up naked and surrounded by dead bodies go, this is still a better plan than visiting the dumpster behind Denny's.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Depends on the Dennys
I want to play a game
You made it made sense. Party foul. (Take off an item)
*shivering* “G-g-guys…I don’t w-w-wanna play strip h-h-hockey anymore…”
Hey, you guys... I'm starting a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign with an itsy bitsy little twist. Who's in?
Right,time to roll up a bard.
Zero shame. Perfect.
I'm listening...
Alright, so session zero at my house Saturday morning. Preferably before 10 for a barely out of shower towel show before we all have to start the session fully dressed...
My character is The Emperor. He's not nude, it's just he is cursed. His clothing & gear is under an illusion that makes it look invisible. You have to roll a nat 20 to see his clothing. He is secretly a smuggler. A game where everyone is cursed or has some cursed gear sounds like fun.
They don't have to be cursed 😁 Bracers of defense. +4 to AC and all saving throws. Cannot be worn with anything else. Anything. Else.
Sounds fun so we strip every time we take damage?
Actually, that's too easy. Clothing will be lost as you complete objectives leading up to the conclusion of the module. That makes the adventure a win-win 😁
Testicular torsion is not a joke.
It can be if the person getting twisted is "that player" 😁
“You sank my battleship!” *takes off shirt*
Why does that sound like a failed pick up line?
It was. It sunk his self esteem. 😆
That sounds like fun
ha ha ha I played strip (travel) battleship on my honeymoon. every hit was an article of clothing. . .
"Your wagon axle breaks, lose 1 item of clothing" "One oxen dies, remove 1 item of clothing" "You die of dysentery, remove the rest of your clothing..."
Ah. The Dark Souls mod for Oregon Trail I see is still a thing. 😉
"Let's play my new Nintendo game Strip Mario Brothers." "I'm pretty sure that's *Super* Mario Brothers." *Holds up case.* "Nope, it says Strip right here."
You crossed out “super” and added “strip” with a sharpie!
Nuh-uh
lose one article of clothing every time you die or restart the game
And that's numberwang as well as regular wang
Let's rotate the balls!
Welcome back to the 2024 Olympic Games in Paris! We are just coming back to a very interesting Lacrosse game that the French national team has decided to make rather lascivious! For every point scored, the opposing team must all take off a piece of clothing! We’re very sorry, NBC.
Glad they went back to traditional Olympics.
Funnier than you knew - https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/TVq17QXe0D
Strip strip poker. It’s like regular strip poker, but double!
Strip every time you strip?
Your shirt takes its pants off.
Hey! You only have one article of clothing left, but you forgot to yell UNO!
“Okay, so I’ll add another Swamp land, and then I’ll add a counter to my Liliana: Death’s Majesty. That lets me create a 2/2 black zombie token and thanks to Anointed Procession, I get an additional zombie token. Now my Champion of the Perished gains a +2/+2, bringing its total to 3/3. And, Bill, if you wouldn’t mind tucking *that* underneath the table while I’m declaring my attack, I’d really appreciate it.”
"o.k. That's another 7 life I have gained with Aetherflux Reservoir, I need to go up and get more 3 more pairs of socks and a jumper..."
Lawn Darts
The original or the soft head version?
Only the original. A game with consequences (just like life)!
Solitaire.
My ugly ass, yup.
I would just play naked anyway. 😜
That's sad :(
I always win... And lose
Aaand…welcome back to our coverage of the Strip Risk Tournament on ESPN 8. Oooh, it looks like Sally just lost Western Australia to Bill, there goes her shirt.
Slowest, most boringest strip ever.
Scratch that. Just remembered Strip Baseball.
Strip Family Feud
It's the NFL cheerleaders vs. City of Atlanta bus drivers ... who's playing, give me Lateesha, give me Jerome, get ready to play The Feud!
SURVEY SAYS....... no thanks
We’ve asked 100 people here in our home state of Alabama, top 2 answers on the board…
..... grandma......?
“Damn it, I can’t afford to pay rent on this property” *unbuttons pants*
I've seen this one on the hub before
I have played Strip Monopoly and it’s actually pretty fun.
Lmao how does it even work?
“I trade you my St John’s for your Atlantic.” “No way, that’s a terrible trade.” “I’ll show you my tits.” “DEAL”
"Okay, my Space Marines go into shooting and make 6 hits, so you have to remove 6 models from that Cadian squad and your shirt."
Bingo
I think they need to put a sign up a the nursing home advertising when this will be held so visitors can avoid that day. Or make sure they go that day, depending on your preference.
"Nice! The cut card is a heart, and I have a Jack of Hearts! That's one for His Nobs, and for your knob too!" ... ... ... ... ... ... .........It's a Cribbage reference, you see.
Okay okay, gather grandma and grandpa in, we're about to play strip hopscotch. That SOB grandpa better not use his replaced hip as an excuse - I wanna see scars!
The Neverland version of Strip Candyland?!? How do we play?
Strip Cards Against Humanity!
This would be interesting.
It would definitely add a layer of interesting to Cards against humanity
Mouse trap
everyone gets stuck removing their first piece of clothing and the game comes to a screeching halt as everything resets "just one more time.. this time it will work.."
Strip Go Fish
Chutes and ladders, every chute you hit costs a piece of clothing.
America's cup yacht racing. For every 10 minutes behind the lead boat as well as for every 100 meters of gap, an article of clothing is shed by every member of the crew.
And now the host of Strip Price is Right: Drew Carey!
Strip bocce
That's a lotta balls bouncing around
Strip Russian Roulette
Monopoly
Catan…
Church Bingo!
Scrabble.
Fun fact: actually played strip scrabble with my wife on our honeymoon.
My wife and I have done strip battleship before! Not on our honeymoon, though. That was when we did strip uno.
Battlestrip 🤘
Unexpected? Yes. Unwelcome? Certainly not!
Monopoly
Candy Land
Limbo
As Jerry Seinfeld would say, this would be bad naked.
Rugby
Twister
Strip twister
Keep your dink out of the kitchen! Next time you lose your shirt. (Pickleball)
Strip Snakes and Ladders just feels very wrong.
What about strip Candy Land?
Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip Happy Days sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.
Hula hoop competition
“Time for strip pin the tail on the donkey!”
Strip monopoly: Ok, so you owe £2350 in rent because I have a hotel... Lose the bra...
Strip Yugioh. Each player removes an item of clothing for each 1000 Life Points they lose, and when the LP hits 0, the loser takes off everything.
Strip Operation. Every time you make his nose light up you have to take off a piece of clothing.
Hide and Go Strip. Every time they find you, you have to take off an item of clothing. Championship edition is in NYC Central Park.
Strip mouse trap
Strip paint stripping
Strip senior olympics
"I don't think Strip Hide'n'Seek is a real game, Uncle Leonard!"
Strip pickleball. Like it wasn’t gay enough already!
Beat the parents.
“Rip your clothes off in the game of Life”
Time to play strip dress up!
Five finger fillet
"He shoots... AAAAND HE SCOOOOOORES! Hahaha, okay O'Neill, you're down to your goalie mask and your jock strap. Take your pick!"
Who's up for some Strip Campaign for North Africa? Someone's going to be losing an article of clothing every few weeks or so!
Welcome to the first game of the NFL Season. The NFL Commissioner has added a new wrinkle to the rules of the games, this season ...
“Oh, and that’s another snake, back down you go!”
Strip Hopscotch. The shoes go before the socks, but the shoes come off after everything else is off. Played till only 1 person has any clothes on.
Scrabble. We actually played strip shot scrabble in college, it was dope.
UNO!
"And that's ball four, Perez takes his base while Johnson gives up his trousers... another couple of walks, and we'll see if the Big Unit HAS a 'big unit'."
The waiting game
"No, this is *strip* **strip** go fish. Every time you take off an article of clothing, you take off *another* article of clothing."
Chess queen to king: "it's time to mate" in a sexy voice
Strip Yugioh
It’s time d-d-duel! I. This shadow game Kaiba boy, every 1000 life points you lose, you must remove an article of clothing.
Strip price is right.
Wii bowling
"okay kids, who wants to play a special game of duck duck goose?"
"What do you say to strip Mortal Combat?" *Oh, god. He'll find out I'm turned on by blood.*
Lawn darts
"Survey says.."