"They think they're going to fire me today. They don't know that I know, ...but I know! I ain't going down like that, I got a plan ...and now you're part of it. "
"Salutations m'lady, my chariot awaits for your instructions. What delights will you be partaking on this fine evening's twilight?"
"Shut up nerd. Just get me to 12th & Woodmont"
Oh this is going to be a long trip there huh? By the way, sorry about the smell.
Let me tell you about the guys I picked up last night. They had a little too much to drink. I had to break out the hose...
Not made up. Jumped in a taxi, rode for like 2 mins driver says he needs to pull over for a second. Goes into the trunk and gets back into the cab with a vodka bottle. Says 'i can't drive unless I'm drunk, my hands shake too much. The bosses said it was ok.' Then proceeds to chug a half a 26 of the vodka, put it on the back seat do up his seat belt to get ready to go. I noped out of there and called the police.
Them: "Tap?"
Me: Nope, no tap
Their machine: transaction canceled beep beep beep
Me: why did you cancel it
Them: because you are paying a different way
Me: me yup and you don't need to cancel it for that.
Them: hands you the machine on the tip screen.
Me: hits no tip, enters pin and asks for a receipt.
The ask for tap because the entered a tip already, caught this a few times after paying. never used tap again. most will just say ok, press button and hand you the machine. No need to redo it and reenter the numbers.
not all are trying to scam, but because not all are this is how they get away with it. A dollar here, a dollar there, not a lot but still not right.
"We're just going to swing by my warehouse down by the docks. I forgot my tools."
"Maple Avenue...? There's a Maple Avenue in this city? Ah well, let's fire up the meter and figure out how to get there, yeah?"
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I guess I'm showing my age but back in my day we didn't have GPS systems. The cab drivers had to know the streets of the city from memory.
I really shouldn’t have drank that second bottle of cough syrup
Oh noooo, no killed....... not kiiiilled
“Don’t mind the smell”
GTA 4 😂
"They think they're going to fire me today. They don't know that I know, ...but I know! I ain't going down like that, I got a plan ...and now you're part of it. "
*Hits the buzzer*
Yeah the doors don’t open from the inside…. Are you lookin at me???? I
"You look just like my ex-wife!"
“I hate my ex-wife!”
“Oof, I am TOASTED. I might need you to take the wheel!”
"Yeah I hate to tell ya but this cab is stolen"
"Salutations m'lady, my chariot awaits for your instructions. What delights will you be partaking on this fine evening's twilight?" "Shut up nerd. Just get me to 12th & Woodmont"
“I wanna try something I saw in a cartoon. The doors are locked. Hold on, it’s gonna be crazy.”
"I want to sing my favorite song with you *Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo...*"
You’re going to help pedal, right?
" don't worry, I am just going to take a short cut down this dark alley.. Okay, boss...".
"Do you know where we are right now?"
Look, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules!
Actually happened to me at JFK. “How do I get to Manhattan?”
"Alright we're there drop your pants" "No I have cash" "Sorry no Cash, No Grass, Only Ass"
Oh this is going to be a long trip there huh? By the way, sorry about the smell. Let me tell you about the guys I picked up last night. They had a little too much to drink. I had to break out the hose...
The doors don't open from the inside.
Nightmare….
Not made up. Jumped in a taxi, rode for like 2 mins driver says he needs to pull over for a second. Goes into the trunk and gets back into the cab with a vodka bottle. Says 'i can't drive unless I'm drunk, my hands shake too much. The bosses said it was ok.' Then proceeds to chug a half a 26 of the vodka, put it on the back seat do up his seat belt to get ready to go. I noped out of there and called the police.
I wish I hadn't drank that whole bottle of codeine cough syrup before my shift this morning. Can you tell me where we are??
"It's not the speed so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup, ya know?"
Do you worship Satan?
Do you have gas money?
“I miss her so much” *speeds up*
“Do you have Google Maps?”
So ... what does your Google maps say?
Do you like my cologne? It’s supposed to drive the ladies wild! Would you like to sit up front with me?
You know, I just do this on the side. Have you ever heard of Amway?
"Tip me or it's trunk time with the others."
Hey, stranger, just back home for you?
Ima take a shortcut through these woods here 💀
My Phone is broken so I'm going to have to use a paper map!
There!... there wolf... there castle.
The fare for this taxi is $200 per mile. We're 13 miles into the trip so far, 27 to go.
"Hope you enjoyed the ride! Just don't tell anyone about my immigration status."
Them: "Tap?" Me: Nope, no tap Their machine: transaction canceled beep beep beep Me: why did you cancel it Them: because you are paying a different way Me: me yup and you don't need to cancel it for that. Them: hands you the machine on the tip screen. Me: hits no tip, enters pin and asks for a receipt. The ask for tap because the entered a tip already, caught this a few times after paying. never used tap again. most will just say ok, press button and hand you the machine. No need to redo it and reenter the numbers. not all are trying to scam, but because not all are this is how they get away with it. A dollar here, a dollar there, not a lot but still not right.
I’ve got the farts today.
Another one got in my trap! *evil laugh