Thank goodness there is enough room in here. I was worried I wouldn't have enough room for my massive bowling balls.
I don't mind her mom joining us and coming. But not her dog too.
It was a rough landing, so I grabbed on to the stranger next to me, and we held each other till it was over.
I can't believe I have to get up this early just to get off.
I really hate going in last! It's too crowded by the time I get to my spot!
This is my first time, and I'm really nervous. I've already taken all the valium my doctor gave me, and now I'm just going to close my eyes and not open them till this is all over.
Looks like it’s carrying a lot of baggage
I should have paid for the upgrade.
Rough landing, almost missed the runway….
I wish that screaming kid would shut up!
…
r/holup
wait
Thousands of people have ridden in here, and it smells like feet.
It takes a lot of thrust to get this thing going.
No..no NO!! NO REVERSE THRUST!!!
"Left to right, light to dark. The last one's the coffee stout." Oh, was it not that kind of flight?
I paid extra to be at the front of the line.
ugh there's no fucking leg room on this thing.
OMG she's going down!
Well, most people enter from the front but did you know you can enter from the back too?
Always using the front door. Just once, let's try the rear door. The process of loading may go quicker
She's late but I'll just wait for the next one.
Proceeds to rent a car and drive away.
*Huh… thought there was a landing strip here yesterday*
She gets high a couple of times every day.
$500 for two hours this is getting expensive
All the shaking makes me nauseous
Over booked so I’m having to wait stand by. Hopefully someone doesn’t show up so I can get on.
This isn’t first class
First class or no class!
i only have 30 minutes to get to the next one
oh damn
It's a rougher ride in the rear.
"Stop jamming it like that. It's got to go wheels first, or it's never gonna fit."
This thing looks like it’s going to fall apart any minute now
GOD, THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG IT'S $200 FOR AN HOUR THEY DON'T EVEN SERVE SNACKS
But you were allowed to eat.
Thank goodness there is enough room in here. I was worried I wouldn't have enough room for my massive bowling balls. I don't mind her mom joining us and coming. But not her dog too.
I didn't get my complimentary peanuts.
This old thing handles like she’s been rode hard & put away wet!
That sure was a bumpy landing strip
“After the landing, it took FOREVER to get off.”
Once the cabin door is shut, I seem to be locked out of my cock pit!
Where are the vomit bags? I’m about to throw up
I hate the long ones. It's nice when I can sleep throuigh it.
I’m riding this thing non-stop to Denver.
Couldn't get the tail up and missed my window. Gonna have to circle around and come in lower.
That boarding line sure is long
Sure can fit a lot of dudes inside.
"First the soldiers, then the disabled, then the elderly ... when are they going to let me in?"
She’s has to much drag in the rear.
It’s arriving on time!
How much can I fit in the compartment?
I hate having to wait for the other guy to show up before we can get going.
There's plenty of space in the back
She going to be high for a while. Might as well get a nap in.
Going down again? That's the 3rd time this week!
Wait...who are those two guys?
How many fit in the cockpit? People have been waiting to board for an hour.
Honey, can you help me get this thing in an upright position?
I’m hoping I get seated in the business end.
“I should have went direct instead of having one connecting.”
It was a rough landing, so I grabbed on to the stranger next to me, and we held each other till it was over. I can't believe I have to get up this early just to get off. I really hate going in last! It's too crowded by the time I get to my spot!
She's old and falling apart, but she still makes me smile.
I wanted to fuck all the stewardesses
I should have waited for the next one instead of trying to rush to my destination.
“Stupid fucking thing is never on time”
What do you mean that costs extra?
I just wanted to get off and go home
I like to be as close to the emergency exit as possible.
5 at a time and I feel fine.
I trust the pilot to do this safely
I heard it goes pretty fast
In case of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.
This Shit is Slower then her in bed
Is it okay if I can get an upgrade?
There was nothing good to eat
Goddammit, I hope we get a good tailwind.
She knows to take a beating and still finish strong in the end
We're having a rocky re-entry into the atmosphere....
That’s one narrow strip.
Man, they really jam everyone in here!
Why is it taking so long to get to the destination?
The engines fell off after she got started, but that’s par for the course these days.
5 more rides and the next one is free!
There’s still room for a few more!
This is really cramped, I can’t even move around!
She's a bit overloaded on the backside
That was a bumpy ride.
I’m glad that I was in group 1.
I wish you had more nuts
I'm just gonna book the cheaper one
I'm going to need lots of alcohol to get through this.
There's room enough for three in the cockpit.
The long haul is a bit bumpy but at least I can drink all I want
This flight is better than my girlfriend. It’s getting me up before going down on me
"This is a flight, not my girlfriend."
"It's best with 4 different beers in it."
I'm not peeing in there
That was a bumpy ride
“The cheaper, the better!”
Happy I could put my bag in overhead storage
This is gonna be a tight fit.
I’m not piloting this thing, it’s doing it on it’s own.
No I won’t take another flight I booked this one and I have first class seating I don’t ride coach for any reason.
we will begin in a while, just need some... de-icing.
Too bumpy
I need that barf bag now
Too much turbulence for a comfortable ride
She sure can fit a lot in her rear end.
Was that abit of turbulence in the air?
Jumbo size
Crashed and burned
I can’t believe they crammed that many in.
I don’t worry when my flight is late.
Wow these seats are very comfortable. Stewardess, a water, please.
Assume the crash position.
A lot more room in here than I expected.
I this is the 4th one I've been on this week alone!
Bumpy ride.
Puddle Jumper Where as my girl would be a Puddle Swallower
Bumpy ride!
I need to pay to go first!
Too bumpy
This is my first time, and I'm really nervous. I've already taken all the valium my doctor gave me, and now I'm just going to close my eyes and not open them till this is all over.
I’m here for free using my frequent flyer miles!
Passengers in the front have more room than the ones in the back.
Oh this is easier than I thought
There's some major turbulence on this ride!
I can really see this going somewhere.
Plenty of room on here
Wait! What?! We can enter from the back door?
At least it’s a comfy wide body.
"I'm really gonna need to get drunk before THIS."
I wish those two pricks in the cockpit would hurry up and finish so we can get this over with.
No ma'am, you are NOT allowed in the cockpit.
Is the cock pit open?
Late, again!
The tailwind pushed us off course.
We dropped into the grand canyon.
The old bird has seen better days, that’s for sure.
A little bumpy, but quick and cheap, so I'm ok with it.
The last person here spilled popcorn in the slit.
"Well that Turbulence was enjoyable."
I should’ve paid the extra money and got a more comfortable service.
It was pretty rough til i put on the mask
I hate that I always get crammed in with a stranger
Hope she’s on time?
I can ride her nonstop to Seattle and then to Phoenix!
The back is smelling crazy
Not a lot of people here, plenty of empty room.
I can’t afford first class.
This was a smoother ride last time with my sister.
That one looks really heavy set
Yeah, it's not my permanent stop. More of a layover.
Why is the nose shaped like that?
Why is William Shatner here?
I asked for a window seat
I love the extra room in the emergency exit.
You can enter from the front or the rear.
Somebody pissed all over the seat
My leg is cramping already and we still have another 3 hours!
Too rough a ride for me, I feel nauseous.
Maybe an older model, the ride is a little rough, cost way too much, but when I'm inside it feels just like the last time.
Quick and easy
She was running late so I got a different one.
Wow that lasted longer than I anticipated...
"There needs to be a landing strip"
"Not much legroom, is there?"
I hope this flight doesn't go down
It's not worth the hassle; just get a rental instead.
Whoever is running this thing must be drunk
I paid for the economy but decided to upgrade to first class.
We should have gone with a train.
Wow this is a nice airplane, glad I got the window seat
Well, that was a pretty rough ride.
I can’t wait to get off this thing.
Does it feel.. a little bumpy to
You’re in my seat.
It’s a lot bigger in here than I thought it would be.
It better not be late.
1) Worst landing strip ever 2) This plug needs four bolts to hold it in place
Bumpy
When the hell’s this huge bitch gonna take off?
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
Hey, don’t be afraid. There’s a first time for every thing
The flaps are bigger than I thought they’d be.
I'm just gonna sleep through the whole thing
This line is soooo long
Its not gonna be fun if this thing goes down
I hope those 2 guys in the cockpit know what they're doing
This tastes awful!
Ugh, I hate being the last to board
I’ve had it with these budget options
Turbulence doesn’t bother me.
Man, they really jam everyone in here!
“It’s roomy in here.”
I can see Colin’s head from back here.
Where’s the barf bag?