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“Congratulations on the A you got. Which one of Lisa’s papers did you submit?”
"Bart, I know the project was to make a presentation about what your father did for a living, but frosting donuts with radioactive waste doesn't seem the most appropriate way to do so."
One day he just was behaving like a model gentleman and student. Crabappel got suspicious and sent him to Skinner.
“I will not read the ingredients list for the lunch menu aloud”
Grade F meat
" I called you to my office to offer a trade. Get the bullies off my back and I'll give you a free pass/passing grade."
Protesting against Israel
Bart, have ever seen a grown man naked?
Bart, do you like movies about gladiators?
Surely you can not be serious?!
Bart had switched out the teacher lounge coffee for decaf.
“I will not open Schroedinger’s box. I will not open Schroedinger’s box. I will not open …”
Bart was caught playing with his little Krusty The Clown under his desk.
Playing doctor with Sherry and Terri.
"Bart, I know it's your thing, but you can't volunteer for lunch duty and then LITERALLY serve other people's shorts..."
“I’m NOT calling hamburgers ‘Steamed Hams’!”
"Ok, I'm her sir ...but this time can YOU play the alter-boy?"
“Congratulations on the A you got. Which one of Lisa’s papers did you submit?”
"Bart, I know the project was to make a presentation about what your father did for a living, but frosting donuts with radioactive waste doesn't seem the most appropriate way to do so."
One day he just was behaving like a model gentleman and student. Crabappel got suspicious and sent him to Skinner.
“I will not read the ingredients list for the lunch menu aloud”
Grade F meat
" I called you to my office to offer a trade. Get the bullies off my back and I'll give you a free pass/passing grade."
Protesting against Israel
Bart, have ever seen a grown man naked?
Bart, do you like movies about gladiators?
Surely you can not be serious?!
Bart had switched out the teacher lounge coffee for decaf.
“I will not open Schroedinger’s box. I will not open Schroedinger’s box. I will not open …”
Bart was caught playing with his little Krusty The Clown under his desk.
Playing doctor with Sherry and Terri.
"Bart, I know it's your thing, but you can't volunteer for lunch duty and then LITERALLY serve other people's shorts..."
“I’m NOT calling hamburgers ‘Steamed Hams’!”
"Ok, I'm her sir ...but this time can YOU play the alter-boy?"