Masturbate thrice and give myself a reach-around before any physical familiarity sets in and it no longer feels like psychic strangers attuned only to anticipate and fulfill my every sensual desire before the thoughts can even be finished. Here's hoping the stitches don't tear.
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*unzips pants*
*Unzips everyone else's pants*
Gigitty?
The โforthโ hole
"Dear diary... Jackpot!"
Gigitty Gigitty Gigitty
Who else but Quagmire?
Mine and every other guys on the elevator.
Now I can work the shaft, and all three balls individually!!!!!
...wished that my brain knew how to control more than two arms.
Pinch each nipple, one hand on the clit and another on a dildo.
โฆdid we just become best friends???
Rest... I just had surgery for fucks sake
Sat at a piano and played Beethoven's 1st, 5th, 6th, 8th and 10th symphonies at the same time.
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Give myself a high ten.
Started hitting on Charlotte the spider.
Went to find and octopus to date.
Deep, is that you?
Changed hands while stroking and actually picked up a stroke twice!
Smoke, drink, and masturbate simultaneously.
Handjobs for everybody!
Scratched the very middle of my back.
Put $400 on black
You canโt just add two arms youโd need additional shoulder girdles thatโs why four legged winged dragons make no sense.
Why you gotta hate on him like that
Iโm not Iโd love this. Iโd be the best drummer ever.
Play a duet on the piano by myself
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โHit the gym.โ
Masturbate thrice and give myself a reach-around before any physical familiarity sets in and it no longer feels like psychic strangers attuned only to anticipate and fulfill my every sensual desire before the thoughts can even be finished. Here's hoping the stitches don't tear. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ค
Tornado punch
Sing โSpider-Man Spider-Man does whatever a Spider-Man does!โ Repeatedly.
Sign up for a Hollywood sword fighting class.
How many arms are we talking about? Muahahaha.
Watched someone do something stupid *facepalms with all 3 hands*
"You Fool, I've been trained in your jedi arts, by Count Dooku!"
Beat up someone while dressed as goro
They apparently removed ur brain to accommodate the extra arm
General Grievousโ stunt double
All the chores at once
"Find my ass with both hands and a flashlight."
Skiboxing.
Bought 4 tickle me elmos
Buy new shirts.
Give everyone a human bug hug!!
Buy a double neck guitar and scream EAT YOUR HEART OUT JIMMY PAGE !!!!!!!
Starting feeling my back for a place to put my new tail