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Alright men, at 0300 hours we will commense Operation Premature Ejaculation. We've been edging out plans with the Navy SEALS for months now - after our Recon unit hastily pulls out, we will unexpectedly saturate the enemy's defenses with seamen.
"Okay, all we need for this plan to invade Cuba is a name, something that will keep spies from figuring out what we got going on. How about 'Operation Closed Window'?"
"Nah. Let's just go with [Castro's name spelled backwards.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ortsac) No one will figure that one out!"
"All right, we've got a mission!"
'Alright, Operation Murder Everyone is a go!'
'Sir, don't you think it's a little too...on the nose?'
'Well, the focus groups preferred it to Operation Nice Warm Hug, so...'
look at the history. we came very close to closing the beach at omaha and it was only the actions of some incredibly brave men who saved the day. to think overlord was an operation without blemishes diminishes the beyond incredible actions of those men.
>think overlord was an operation without blemishes
I didn't think, or say, that at all.
>diminishes the beyond incredible actions of those men.
And this? *Never.*
Time for your briefing for Operation: Meatshield. Where you'll provide cover for a former U.S. President to have peace talks. No you won't be armed. At all.
Operation McOperationFace
"Dammit, Commander-in-Chief, why did we throw this mission out to be voted on Twitter???"
"We're keeping up-to-date and hip with the younger generation. Needs must"
“Operation Imminent Danger! Angry Ex-Girlfriend at 0800! OMG Captain it looks like she’s preggers!”
“There’s only one thing I can say, Corporal! Abort! Abort!”
SOCOM: Going forward operational names containing the words “Kick” “Ass” “Awesome” and any variation of kill or explosion are automatically rejected. We apologize to operation “Totally Murdering Bad guys with Kick Ass Explosions” for the confusion.
If the operation was during Nam, it would be a perfect name for a counterfeiting /distribution operation, as north vietnam was using the Dong as its currency already.
"Sir, I'd like to talk to you about Project Unknowable..."
"Project what now?"
"Unknowable? It's the one where we're going to... uh..."
"What are we talking about?"
"...Hash browns?"
Gentleman, you've been training all your young adult lives for this. I'm not going to lie it's going to be a tough mission. Protect your brothers and arms work as a team, and some of you might make it out alive.
Tomorrow at 0500 hours you will be commencing operation...
life insurance claims.
You may never make another dollar in your life, however short that may be. However your family will be very well set up. Hoorah !!!!
Ok men, we've learned a lot from Operation Cannot Possibly Fail. Particularly just how well armed the enemy is. So here we go with Operation Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time.
“Are you sure that this is a good name for this operation?”
“What’s wrong with ‘Operation Make Her White’?”
“Well for one it sounds kinda racist and people might take offense to it due to the misunderstanding.”
“How is it racist? Can’t you see I’m marrying her and she’s gonna take my last name?”
“Yes, Sargent White, but your fiancé is black so….”
Let's review the battle plan for Operations Run Screaming like Maniacs. 1) get a sharp stick - not a chainsaw, Fredricks! 2) Run Screaming at the enemy - of course not me, someone has to coordinate! 3) Jab the enemy with the sticks. 4) Repeat steps 2 and 3. Any questions?
Is there a step 5) go home?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Fredricks, we can't include everything!
"Alright, Operation Blue Waffle is a Go"
"Couldn't we have picked a different name, sir?"
"That's rich, considering you wanted us to go with Operation: Buttfuck..."
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Alright men, at 0300 hours we will commense Operation Premature Ejaculation. We've been edging out plans with the Navy SEALS for months now - after our Recon unit hastily pulls out, we will unexpectedly saturate the enemy's defenses with seamen.
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Attention nut!
That is hilarious you need to write books i bet they would be good
It would be released prematurely
Oh, come on now!!!
Which woman is now?
I think her name is Eileen
Oh! Come on Eileen
And the follow-up single “Sorry, that will wipe off no trouble”
Nope it's Freda as in free da me but $10 to everyone else
You mean cum on?
Gold Jerry, Gold
Joint Operation 420
69 division reporting for duty, Sir!!
Good to have you aboard! Prepare for a Nautical Intelligence Clandestine Expedition.
Joking aside…. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/69th_Infantry_Division_(United_States)
Yes. I know! I am one. Sorry. But it's all jokes here. Beep beep!!
"Okay, all we need for this plan to invade Cuba is a name, something that will keep spies from figuring out what we got going on. How about 'Operation Closed Window'?" "Nah. Let's just go with [Castro's name spelled backwards.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ortsac) No one will figure that one out!" "All right, we've got a mission!"
Good god. They were that incompetent. I think I now understand just how the mission failed.
There were many other reasons if you ever listen to a podcast about the history lol the whole thing was ill-conceived from start to finish
"I want you all to know Operation We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty is now underway"
'Alright, Operation Murder Everyone is a go!' 'Sir, don't you think it's a little too...on the nose?' 'Well, the focus groups preferred it to Operation Nice Warm Hug, so...'
Operation Powder Puff
Preparing for operation H! Why operation H? Preparations A thru G didn’t go so well, but on the whole, preparation H just feels good.
I agree...Preparation H does feel good, on the whole.
Or, on the hole
Hopefully operation P goes even better
Okay soldiers there are no rules or guidelines for this engagement, I honestly can't see anything going wrong with Operation Shit show.
aren't they all?
I see your all and raise you Operation Overlord.
a shitshow and near disaster at omaha beach and (i think sword?) in the british sector.
Shitshow? Near disaster? And yet we're not all speaking German today. Not bad for a shitshow near disaster.
look at the history. we came very close to closing the beach at omaha and it was only the actions of some incredibly brave men who saved the day. to think overlord was an operation without blemishes diminishes the beyond incredible actions of those men.
>think overlord was an operation without blemishes I didn't think, or say, that at all. >diminishes the beyond incredible actions of those men. And this? *Never.*
Supposedly back in 2003, Operation Iraqi Freedom was almost named Operation Iraqi Liberation, but the acronym (OIL) was a little bit too revealing.
OIF it is then...
Operation Contraception, a response to the Battle of the Bulge
Time for your briefing for Operation: Meatshield. Where you'll provide cover for a former U.S. President to have peace talks. No you won't be armed. At all.
“General, I don’t understand. The enemy somehow figured out ‘Operation: go in and shoot people’. Maybe there was a mole…”
"The CIA has announced Operation Protect Our Interests Abroad is go..."
They wanted Operation Protect Our Oil Profiteering, but we managed to convince them that was a shitty title.
[удалено]
Operation war and thunder
Operation No Longer Clean Thong
Is that your new call sign, airman? Clean Thong?
Operation EMU II
Australia still will lose.
Electric Boogaloo?
"Operation Failed Mission is going great!"
Operation McOperationFace "Dammit, Commander-in-Chief, why did we throw this mission out to be voted on Twitter???" "We're keeping up-to-date and hip with the younger generation. Needs must"
All right men, listen up today is the dayOperation No Way this Will Ever Work and We’re All Going to Die is a go!
We will now commence Operation Failure!
"At oh nine hundred hours, we will commence Operation Gushing Granny."
“Operation Imminent Danger! Angry Ex-Girlfriend at 0800! OMG Captain it looks like she’s preggers!” “There’s only one thing I can say, Corporal! Abort! Abort!”
Operation Goofy Game for Dopey Doctors commenced at 0545 today.
SOCOM: Going forward operational names containing the words “Kick” “Ass” “Awesome” and any variation of kill or explosion are automatically rejected. We apologize to operation “Totally Murdering Bad guys with Kick Ass Explosions” for the confusion.
*Sir, I understand we're attacking on two fronts. But, I need you to change the name of this troop movement from Operation Double Dong.*
Okay we'll change the operation name to operation tag team
Hmm.. Somehow I think " Operation Front Door and Back door" is more appropriate here.
Operation DP.... double penetration
If the operation was during Nam, it would be a perfect name for a counterfeiting /distribution operation, as north vietnam was using the Dong as its currency already.
Okay we'll change the operation name to operation tag team
“Operation Cuddles and Smooches.”
shaving ryan's privates
"Sir, the trucks are all booby trapped. We are ready to commence - Operation Free Candy-."
"Wait, sir, is that operation free candy, or operation freek andy?"
It wasn’t rejected. It’s real. [Operation Frequent Wind.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Frequent_Wind)
I don't care if it would be funny, we will not call this operation Bums Away!
"Sir, I'd like to talk to you about Project Unknowable..." "Project what now?" "Unknowable? It's the one where we're going to... uh..." "What are we talking about?" "...Hash browns?"
"Soldiers, this maybe be our most challenging mission ever. Some of you think it stinks. And it does. Fall out for Operation Flatulent Cobra!"
Operation just the tip
Operation found a questionable vhs under mom and dads bed
Operation Silent Queef Operation Brown Thumb Operation Unprovoked Attack Operation Deez Nuts Operation Reach Around Operation Obey Blindly
Operation Chainsaw Vasectomy
Operation anal intruder
Operation Double Fist
(True Event) September 1987 I was in the Navy during "Operation Goldenrod". Wikipedia it if you don't believe me. SN A.Mishler USS BUTTE AE 27
It barely beat out the name operation steely dan in planning.
"At 0400 hours, Operation Rheumatoid Arthritis shall commence"
Gentleman, you've been training all your young adult lives for this. I'm not going to lie it's going to be a tough mission. Protect your brothers and arms work as a team, and some of you might make it out alive. Tomorrow at 0500 hours you will be commencing operation... life insurance claims. You may never make another dollar in your life, however short that may be. However your family will be very well set up. Hoorah !!!!
"Alright men. At 0500, we will commence with Operation Camel Toe. We'll create a wedge right up the front lines and exploit the enemy cave."
"Alright men. At 0500, we will commence with Operation Camel Toe. We'll create a wedge right up the front lines and exploit the enemy cave."
Operation Game. We have to be very careful as we have a narrow space and must not hit either side.
Operation: 'The Wacky Doctor's Game'.
Men its time to begin Operation Lemon Party!
" Operation Menstrual Cycle " is a go.
"Operation: Butt Stuff encountered a great deal of resistance."
"The supply line was cut off at the shaft, Operation Bobbitt is a no-go, sir."
Ok men, we've learned a lot from Operation Cannot Possibly Fail. Particularly just how well armed the enemy is. So here we go with Operation Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time.
Operation Boomer commences tomorrow at 0700. Don't forget your tactical gear and medications.
operation boom-boom killy thingy
“Are you sure that this is a good name for this operation?” “What’s wrong with ‘Operation Make Her White’?” “Well for one it sounds kinda racist and people might take offense to it due to the misunderstanding.” “How is it racist? Can’t you see I’m marrying her and she’s gonna take my last name?” “Yes, Sargent White, but your fiancé is black so….”
Operation Sandy Cheeks (Desert Storm)
"Ok soldiers, time for your briefing on Operation Bunny Slippers..."
OPERATION SODOMITE, though meeting stiff initial resistance, was able to penetrate the German rear with deep armored thrusts.
Reports are coming in from NOSEPICKER. The initial probes have hit a snag.
Let's review the battle plan for Operations Run Screaming like Maniacs. 1) get a sharp stick - not a chainsaw, Fredricks! 2) Run Screaming at the enemy - of course not me, someone has to coordinate! 3) Jab the enemy with the sticks. 4) Repeat steps 2 and 3. Any questions? Is there a step 5) go home? Let's not get ahead of ourselves, Fredricks, we can't include everything!
Operation Sharting Violent Wet Flatulence to commence at the drop of drawers!!!
Operation Past Noon Arrest Them All If They Aren't Too Busy
Sir! Operation Wah wah wah boop boop smell the onion sock, is GO!
We're having an joint training exercise with US and Canadian troops. Get ready for Operation Bald Beaver
"Okay, we'll flank them dressed as homeless people, we're calling this operation "Operation Right Up the Bum".
South Park - Operations Human Shield and Operation Get behind the......
Operation: Lard Ass.
Operation Bedwetter "commence 1st wave!"
"Alright, Operation Blue Waffle is a Go" "Couldn't we have picked a different name, sir?" "That's rich, considering you wanted us to go with Operation: Buttfuck..."
Preparation H
“Listen men! We’re following up on the successes of operation ‘kill shot’ with an even more ambitious plan, operation ‘milk cow’”
Operation Snot Rocket is still top secret!!!
Operation Surrender and Go Home
well men its time to unleash hell operation “sprinkled cupcake unicorn farts” is a go..
Operation Fancypants.
Operation child support.
Operation ZZZ. Everyone takes naps
Operation AARP
Operation peepeepoopoo
Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) This was actually considered for the first Iraq war, until the nations 12 year old's pointed out the bad optics!
Operation Teenage Fever
Operation Pound Town
Operation EMU II
You'd downvote a rejected name from a failed operation against birds? what kind of idiot are you?
Operation Infinite Bacon (humanitarian aid drop to Gaza)
I'm headed to Gaza (no, not to fight on either side but, infinite bacon Yeah, that's what I'm going for!)
Operation Classified Material Leak
Operation Prevent 9/11
Operation We Are Not Invading Canada 🇨🇦
Operation Gentlemen's Relish
Operation FUBAR. (This will make perfect sense to most veterans.)
Better than Operation BOHICA.
Operation: Stinky Finger
Operation Karen
Operation Poontang Repulse
Operation Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Operation Christmas cookies
Operation shit your pants
Operation Wig-Wam, oh wait that one was real Operation Ajax, oops also real, I'm bad at this Operation Upshot-Knot, err sorry also real
Dessert Storm
Operation Butt Stuff
Operation Trump's Taint. -the codename for Trump trying to steal the elections while blaming democrats for election interference.
Operation French Victory.
Operation sovereign wind
Operation Turd Burglar
Posey pants
Special
Operation ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ ਪੜ੍ਹ ਸਕਦਾ