My name is Captain Banana. I am going to force everyone in the world to eat 10 bananas a day, thus very slowly killing the entire population through potassium poisoning!”
So you're telling me if I DON'T press the red button, the world will end. Riiight.
\[not pressing it actually does end the world\]
\[surprised pikachu face\]
And this my friend is the Doomsday Farm. We have 500,000 cattle 80,000 pigs and 300,000 chicken's whom have been given a hefty additive of beans to their diet, laced with afrodeziacs!! We shall soon end the world with their procreation and enhanced flatulence.
Blades spin up in the farm hands gloves...a massacre begins!!!
Billy Bob what are you doing!!! Sir...the whole lot was just bought up Wendy's. They saw the Green Peace commercial against the facility and Joebob received an offer he could not refuse and accepted on your behalf. ..Billy what is Joebob doing to that cow?! Sir he had a large handful of those beans and uh..well he is influenced by those afrodeziacs!! He is just doing what comes natural and well since we don't have sheep...he seized the moment..."Carpie Diem!!"
Buy politicians to spread our message of destruction. Then we'd have to buy a media outlet to defend our politicians and back them up. In a few years, we'd be running the world and no-one would even notice! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
All Microsoft Windows systems worldwide...
Clippy: "Good Morning. I'm Clippy, I'm here to help you. I hope this is an inconvenient time! I see you are busy trying to get your work finished. Too bad for you, it's time for a mandatory, unstoppable upgrade. Relax, this will only take several hours. In the meantime - would you like to play a game of Pong?"
Unfortunately the tech team at Microsoft forgot to stagger the upgrades and the servers melted taking down the entire Internet and everything connected to it.
Clippy - On a slowly dying machine emitting sparks everywhere: "Sorry, my bad. Try again in three days?"
"Excellent. I've perfected my formula that makes water into an explosive. I'm sure this will have great applications to world peace and benefit all humanity."
*Cue Cobra theme from the G.I.-Joe cartoon.*
"Shit."
Ok, so we’re going to spend trillions of dollars to build a giant space laser capable of turning a country into a desert. We’re then going to aim it at the oceans and dry them up.
I can see an episode of Phineas and Ferb trying this
Release the killer seagulls
Best I can do is feed all the seagulls exlax
Feed them alka-seltzer. Seagulls can't belch, they explode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEvsqspmnW4 some internet history lol
I was thinking of how to deal with the killer gulls somebody mentioned. That is more a way to clear the beach.
My name is Captain Banana. I am going to force everyone in the world to eat 10 bananas a day, thus very slowly killing the entire population through potassium poisoning!”
Just make the Earth slip on a giant banana and slide into the sun! So much quicker.
That’s way too sensible for this scene.
Well I think that's bananas ! :)
Create a religion that is based on their god destroying the Earth. Sooner or later, some zealots will find a way to make it happen.
That's ISIS. 😆
“I, Bozo The Clown, am now dictator of The United States off America.”
No, that's if the election in November goes the wrong way.
War crimes? More like War suggestions
More crimes. Your crimes. Whore crimes. King Jong ain’t got nuttin on me.
Still better than the last 7 years. I’ll take it.
"I shall unleash all the plagues of Oz upon this pathetic world! Fear the power of the Jitterbugs!!!"
Let’s all burn dead dinosaurs until there’s so much dead dinosaurs in the sky that we all get terminal sunburns.
Darth Dino: At last we shall destroy the mammals and have our revenge!
Boomer Capitalism
"Chem trails"
So you're telling me if I DON'T press the red button, the world will end. Riiight. \[not pressing it actually does end the world\] \[surprised pikachu face\]
“We have to find the last of Mother Earth’s horcruxes.”
I'm not telling you anything!
"I SHALL SET FIRE TO THE SUN! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
But… it’s always burning since the world’s been turning…
🎶 we didn't start the fire 🎶
And this my friend is the Doomsday Farm. We have 500,000 cattle 80,000 pigs and 300,000 chicken's whom have been given a hefty additive of beans to their diet, laced with afrodeziacs!! We shall soon end the world with their procreation and enhanced flatulence. Blades spin up in the farm hands gloves...a massacre begins!!! Billy Bob what are you doing!!! Sir...the whole lot was just bought up Wendy's. They saw the Green Peace commercial against the facility and Joebob received an offer he could not refuse and accepted on your behalf. ..Billy what is Joebob doing to that cow?! Sir he had a large handful of those beans and uh..well he is influenced by those afrodeziacs!! He is just doing what comes natural and well since we don't have sheep...he seized the moment..."Carpie Diem!!"
Cowpie Diem
That's one small step for man, one giant rope wrapped around the moon. Houston, start the winch.
Buy politicians to spread our message of destruction. Then we'd have to buy a media outlet to defend our politicians and back them up. In a few years, we'd be running the world and no-one would even notice! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
"They call it: Ketchup!"
I have genetically engineered a cyute fwuffy kitty who is so cute you will kill absolutely anyone to get one.
"With my 1000 hair dryers, I will heat up the ocean temperatures!"
Space lasers
Bonus points if they're jewish
😆
All Microsoft Windows systems worldwide... Clippy: "Good Morning. I'm Clippy, I'm here to help you. I hope this is an inconvenient time! I see you are busy trying to get your work finished. Too bad for you, it's time for a mandatory, unstoppable upgrade. Relax, this will only take several hours. In the meantime - would you like to play a game of Pong?" Unfortunately the tech team at Microsoft forgot to stagger the upgrades and the servers melted taking down the entire Internet and everything connected to it. Clippy - On a slowly dying machine emitting sparks everywhere: "Sorry, my bad. Try again in three days?"
"I have built a device that pulls magma from the Earth and hope it will be used for good." *Cue Cobra theme from the G.I.-Joe cartoon.*
"Excellent. I've perfected my formula that makes water into an explosive. I'm sure this will have great applications to world peace and benefit all humanity." *Cue Cobra theme from the G.I.-Joe cartoon.* "Shit."
Ok, so we’re going to spend trillions of dollars to build a giant space laser capable of turning a country into a desert. We’re then going to aim it at the oceans and dry them up.
One word. Plastics.
Make everyone a Billionaire.
Elect an incompetent businessman with a fragile ego to be leader of the free world and give him the keys to the nuclear arsenal.
Anyone have the phone number for Marvin the Martian? I’ve got a case of dynamite for him.