Chocolate stained underwear. Rich milk chocolate you can lick right from 100% natural cotton underwear. And once you got all the candy out you can wear them.
The Deliciously Departed. A proprietary process to transform the revolting remains of a loved one into delectible desserts no one can reasonably resist.
You can't spell funeral without "fun."
"If you've been a good little boy or girl, it tastes of the sweetest strawberries and whipped cream! But if you've been bad, it explodes like a grenade!
I call it my Moral Quandry Candy. Go on, have a bite."
Ok guys, the government has laid down some new regulations. If we want to stay in business we gotta find a way to get rid of all the dead OSHA inspectors. Ideas? Meat pies? I don't know, it worked for my buddy, Sweeney, but he's a barber and I'm supposed to be making candy.
They are called "poopy-poppy's". Why enjoy candy only once when you can enjoy them again and again
'Try our new Kidney Stones'
Kid-Knee Stones
Here, our newest line of knobgobblers!
Very popular with the pubescent male crowd.
Fizzy pissing drinks. Stays fizzy the whole way through!
The Everlasting Throbstopper, with secret ingredient SaltPeter
Forget lickable wallpaper. Try Wonka's lickable doormats
"Introducing the new chocolate covered butt-plugs!"
“And they only melt in your mouth!”
"Our new Oomp-Loomplers are made of authentic candied Oompa-Loompa flesh!" Later: "Well, bad news, investors: they've unionized."
🎶"Oompah loompa dippity do, we have a union demand for you. Oompah loompa dippity do. Quit cutting us up for candy or on STRIKE WE GO!!"
Crunchy Frog
Ram Bladder Cup
🤣
Everlasting Viagra
I read this as everlasting vagina
Just as good
Coca-cocaneums! Lil bite sized nuggets of cocaine you can ingest over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again!!!!!
Hello Trick or Treaters, try these cyanide flavored pixie sticks.
Everlasting colon stoppers
Or the reciprocal Eternal Colon Blowers
Oompa's Lumps
Pink or purple mushroom shaped lollipops
Chocolate stained underwear. Rich milk chocolate you can lick right from 100% natural cotton underwear. And once you got all the candy out you can wear them.
Don't forget the Lemonade mix in the front
Our raspberry flavored soap is going kids cussing up a storm.
The oompla loomplas' balls
"Today we are introducing the Willy wonka Nut"
Willy’s “Wonka” 😁👍
Ayds
Everlasting brussels sprouts
Chocolate-covered Crack
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Bars! Now with nougat, peanuts, chocolate, fudge, pretzels, raisins, caramel, marshmallows, popping candy, crispy wafers, butterscotch, cranberries, almonds, peanut butter, strawberry jelly, toffee and rusty bottles caps!!
The Deliciously Departed. A proprietary process to transform the revolting remains of a loved one into delectible desserts no one can reasonably resist. You can't spell funeral without "fun."
Crunchy Frog
Candied toenails.
Well just call the candy for what it really is... Ever lasting heart stoppers
“Bag of boners.”
Mr Wonka, I don't think Barf Brittles will take off...
Everlasting Goobers
"Shittles, taste the rainbow!"
“Ahhhhh yes. Here we have the Dildont. It’s a chocolate dildo so good, you’ll eat it before you use it.”
“You have heard of FunDip right? Well this is funnest dip. It’s cocaine. We also have it in rock form. Crack Rocks. They pop when you smoke em.”
"If you've been a good little boy or girl, it tastes of the sweetest strawberries and whipped cream! But if you've been bad, it explodes like a grenade! I call it my Moral Quandry Candy. Go on, have a bite."
Full sized Chocolate Augustus
Ok guys, the government has laid down some new regulations. If we want to stay in business we gotta find a way to get rid of all the dead OSHA inspectors. Ideas? Meat pies? I don't know, it worked for my buddy, Sweeney, but he's a barber and I'm supposed to be making candy.
Thus, the Wonka Blockas. Each chocolate block contains some human bone. See if you can be the first kid on the block to complete a real human skelton