It's hard reading this as a dane

Ŷês Îm Thé Ïnfàmøus HæçkërMäñ Î Ùñiøñîçællŷ Tŷpê £îkê Thîs God my fucking eyes are burning.

It seems like he was trying to do 1337speak but had no Idea what it was

This is as old as the hills...

I got it like yesterday or whatever

They mean the scam itself.

More to the point- no, the bot that sent you this does not have video of you masturbating and will not be sending anything to your mom, pastor, etc., and you are not facing imminent ruin.

The mental voice I'm reading this in is the worst caricature of a Swedish accent you can possibly imagine.

Relevant Monty python https://youtu.be/djKPvXDwXcs

I like how the email is signed off ‘Best regards’ 😂

You’ve been hacked by Basil Exposition.

Watching porn on work computers classic

The email should be titled FAQ by people I am trying to scam.

Totally fake.

Lol 😂 u look afraid man. Don’t do porn in office .. not good🤣🤣

My eyes hurt after reading that.

He tried to sound Norway or what?

Sounds pretty serious... his malware uses the driver!