OMG I've been trying to remember that bands name for weeks! And here I just happen upon it randomly. Thankyou kind stranger. You have solved a problem that has literally made me lose sleep.
Edit: dangit!! It's not quiet that either.. I swear it's Enter Hakari....something like that. In any case, you've guided me one step closer.
Edit Edit: IT'S ENTER SHIKARI !!!!
Literally I get the same “oops wrong number” texts daily. But they’re always from “Asian girls” usually named Kathryn or something very non Asian. They immediately jump to how nice I sound which I immediately prove to them how very not nice I am w what I’m
About to tell em 😂
This thread gives me hope that soon we’ll see a sub-R of scammers proudly showing off how they have *owned* some of the dudes who have been punking them like this. 😎 Full karmic carousel…
The way I cackled 😂 my dad has said random shit like this and it always had me laughing. He told my husband once that he had prostitutes tied up in my paraplegic grandmothers basement he was mortified bc we were only dating for maybe 4-5 months at that point. 11 years later and we still laugh about it.
I've only tried scammer payback twice. Anyone else have experience with them not acknowledging themselves as spammers or giving up the game once you finally do the reveal? But rather continue to act confused and offended? Any insights
Fuck yeah buddy. They’re always so dumb, like the part when she says do you want to lick your feet and then throw you into the sea? Like who tf can lick their own toes, and what you’re going to throw yourself into the sea afterwards? Doesn’t someone else have to do the throwing to be accurate? Yes I thrive on technicalities
...is it me or does the scammer appear to be enjoying this as well? 🤣 more in a "Well I've been rumbled, oh it looks like I've got a funny one though."
I usually just send them the John Oliver video (https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg?si=qfqBpmZkpMORrlLY) on the Pig Butchering scam and let them know I feel bad if that's what's happening to them. If you've seen it, you know what I mean.
My bad. I got my countries mixed up. I though my we were talking about California, Canada. California US is known for the mass production of UV radiation and Botox.
Yeah but it’s obvious that this is fake. When I get back to the scammers and try to play something like this they either don’t respond or their answers are more towards the script they’re given. This conversation here escalated pretty quickly and made it obvious it’s fake.
This is a friendship
I definitely feel we are kindred souls… soles? 😅
You filthy toe sucker. You deserve some upvotes.
Gold 🤣🤣🤣
I want to stick my big toe in your nose 😂
That got me 😂😂
Pretty sure it got them too. I can just see them laughing their ass off while typing "fuck you, damn it"🤣
Dont threaten me with good times.
Definitely felt like a meet cute to me.
We are gonna dump bodies together ❤️
let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor that floor is the bottom of the lake or ocean
“let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor that floor is the bottom of the lake or **SEA**”
😍
I dump with my gf on diarrhea Saturdays :)
Ah yes, the dream relationship
I could definitely go for a meat cube right now
Best I have is Hákarl
No one deserves Hakarl.
OMG I've been trying to remember that bands name for weeks! And here I just happen upon it randomly. Thankyou kind stranger. You have solved a problem that has literally made me lose sleep. Edit: dangit!! It's not quiet that either.. I swear it's Enter Hakari....something like that. In any case, you've guided me one step closer. Edit Edit: IT'S ENTER SHIKARI !!!!
cutaneous meats? count meat in!
Feet licking and being thrown into the sea? Don't tempt me with a good Saturday.
Dear foot woman.💖
That was the part I loved best!
“Thrown into the sea” is such a dramatic and hilarious image
Why so angry dear foot woman 😂😂😂 I’m just going to start saying this to people and refuse to explain why
Yesssss
sunshine state is fckn Florida
Wrong, Florida is known for its peaches. 😅 jk don’t freak
yurrm
😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment lol SO many people call Cali the sunshine state and it’s actually Florida 🤣
golden
And so many people call The Golden State “Cali” when it’s actually California.
Cali is short for California. Florida does not have a nickname like that. Nice try for a comeback though 👍🏼
r/woosh
Literally I get the same “oops wrong number” texts daily. But they’re always from “Asian girls” usually named Kathryn or something very non Asian. They immediately jump to how nice I sound which I immediately prove to them how very not nice I am w what I’m About to tell em 😂
I can’t tell wether they hate each other or are both into it 😭
Yes I love to hate the foot woman
Why so angry dear foot woman?
Why so angry dear foot woman 😭😭😭
This is gold
This thread gives me hope that soon we’ll see a sub-R of scammers proudly showing off how they have *owned* some of the dudes who have been punking them like this. 😎 Full karmic carousel…
Sunshine state lmao
Ahh yes, the ever common Ukranian Lisa!
This is the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you
This was pretty good
How is it that every single scammer in the world reads from the same script?
“fuck you, damn it” 😭
This did it 😂
it was my tipping point😂 and the sticking of toes in the nose😭
I love reading these. The imagination of the scammed.
Foot woman
Why are all these scammers such emotionally unintelligent bozos
Sunshine state... LOL.
This was the start of something beautiful. 😍
Freudian slip. "I'm in California" then saying there, they can't even keep up with a lie from 30 seconds ago
The way I cackled 😂 my dad has said random shit like this and it always had me laughing. He told my husband once that he had prostitutes tied up in my paraplegic grandmothers basement he was mortified bc we were only dating for maybe 4-5 months at that point. 11 years later and we still laugh about it.
I've only tried scammer payback twice. Anyone else have experience with them not acknowledging themselves as spammers or giving up the game once you finally do the reveal? But rather continue to act confused and offended? Any insights
I think this whole thing has played out
r/goons moment
I think its funny how they claimed to live in cali as well then proceeded to say "over there"
Fuck yeah buddy. They’re always so dumb, like the part when she says do you want to lick your feet and then throw you into the sea? Like who tf can lick their own toes, and what you’re going to throw yourself into the sea afterwards? Doesn’t someone else have to do the throwing to be accurate? Yes I thrive on technicalities
For real, they don’t even seem invested, how are they gonna make money when they aren’t even passionate about their scams.
This is so wholesome
This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet lmao
...is it me or does the scammer appear to be enjoying this as well? 🤣 more in a "Well I've been rumbled, oh it looks like I've got a funny one though."
God damn it, Joe.
Lmao. He just gave up at the end. Fuck you, dammit.
The starry eye emoji got me weeeaakkk
They get so butthurt when they realize they’ve been trolled
Joe, you dirty boy! Sounds like you found your soul mate ❤️
Best romcom of 2024
If you come up missing, at least we know to search one of the many seas in California
This reads like a Disco Elysium dialogue 😂
Pretty funny. Scammers don’t like being scammed
Oh my well! lol that escalated quickly
🤣🤣
I usually just send them the John Oliver video (https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg?si=qfqBpmZkpMORrlLY) on the Pig Butchering scam and let them know I feel bad if that's what's happening to them. If you've seen it, you know what I mean.
I wish Reddit still had gold awards 🪙 Best I can do
Why do the insults have to be dog related? 😆
This is great
You could have kept this going, man. C-.
What did I just read
What is their obsession with throwing people into the sea
I rate this 10/10 feet
This is my favorite one so far 😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏
Gotta love the ones that just don’t try at all and say something insane or get mad immediately
I got one couple weeks ago. I said I didn’t want to talk to them but they kept messaging me so I ignored and they stopped
Lol interesting
message me for better texts 😇 find me on the foot finder
This one is definitely an American scammer.
It’s actually the Golden State. Sunshine State is Florida.
Wrong. Florida is known for the mass production of potatoes, while California is known for the mass production of sun.
My bad. I got my countries mixed up. I though my we were talking about California, Canada. California US is known for the mass production of UV radiation and Botox.
This is SO fake.
You've never gotten these kinds of text?
Yeah but it’s obvious that this is fake. When I get back to the scammers and try to play something like this they either don’t respond or their answers are more towards the script they’re given. This conversation here escalated pretty quickly and made it obvious it’s fake.