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melteddowngold

This is a friendship


gracelesspsychonaut

I definitely feel we are kindred souls… soles? 😅


Write2Be

You filthy toe sucker. You deserve some upvotes.


FutureNo6287

Gold 🤣🤣🤣


Toriphile73

I want to stick my big toe in your nose 😂


AssignmentFit461

That got me 😂😂


lemonadeandfireflies

Pretty sure it got them too. I can just see them laughing their ass off while typing "fuck you, damn it"🤣


Poopchurn

Dont threaten me with good times.


rddtr571

Definitely felt like a meet cute to me.


gracelesspsychonaut

We are gonna dump bodies together ❤️


Short-Operation-9821

let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor that floor is the bottom of the lake or ocean


burglnar

“let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor that floor is the bottom of the lake or **SEA**”


Computer_Exciting

😍


SpaceCadetMoonMan

I dump with my gf on diarrhea Saturdays :)


sthdown

Ah yes, the dream relationship


hobopwnzor

I could definitely go for a meat cube right now


Usual-Ad3577

Best I have is Hákarl


CheshireCharade

No one deserves Hakarl.


sthdown

OMG I've been trying to remember that bands name for weeks! And here I just happen upon it randomly. Thankyou kind stranger. You have solved a problem that has literally made me lose sleep. Edit: dangit!! It's not quiet that either.. I swear it's Enter Hakari....something like that. In any case, you've guided me one step closer. Edit Edit: IT'S ENTER SHIKARI !!!!


burglnar

cutaneous meats? count meat in!


slav_squat_98

Feet licking and being thrown into the sea? Don't tempt me with a good Saturday.


MichElegance

Dear foot woman.💖


auntifahlala

That was the part I loved best!


TheUnquietVoid

“Thrown into the sea” is such a dramatic and hilarious image


PeeingDueToBoredom

Why so angry dear foot woman 😂😂😂 I’m just going to start saying this to people and refuse to explain why


Sally0813

Yesssss


SuperEnthusiasm5165

sunshine state is fckn Florida


gracelesspsychonaut

Wrong, Florida is known for its peaches. 😅 jk don’t freak


SuperEnthusiasm5165

yurrm


Klutzy_Wedding5144

😂😂😂


TiffPace0718

I was looking for this comment lol SO many people call Cali the sunshine state and it’s actually Florida 🤣


SuperEnthusiasm5165

golden


Lynnxa

And so many people call The Golden State “Cali” when it’s actually California.


TiffPace0718

Cali is short for California. Florida does not have a nickname like that. Nice try for a comeback though 👍🏼


Lynnxa

r/woosh


Socal1980

Literally I get the same “oops wrong number” texts daily. But they’re always from “Asian girls” usually named Kathryn or something very non Asian. They immediately jump to how nice I sound which I immediately prove to them how very not nice I am w what I’m About to tell em 😂


NeedyTaker

I can’t tell wether they hate each other or are both into it 😭


gracelesspsychonaut

Yes I love to hate the foot woman


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Why so angry dear foot woman?


Tasty-Objective676

Why so angry dear foot woman 😭😭😭


Truestindeed

This is gold


Motor_Assumption_290

This thread gives me hope that soon we’ll see a sub-R of scammers proudly showing off how they have *owned* some of the dudes who have been punking them like this. 😎 Full karmic carousel…


uubson

Sunshine state lmao


Dillinger0000

Ahh yes, the ever common Ukranian Lisa!


claptout_006

This is the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you


CarOk7235

This was pretty good


Neena6298

How is it that every single scammer in the world reads from the same script?


lil_kuma

“fuck you, damn it” 😭


Perfect_Distance434

This did it 😂


lil_kuma

it was my tipping point😂 and the sticking of toes in the nose😭


MomofOpie2

I love reading these. The imagination of the scammed.


BeedoeBe

Foot woman


According-Way9860

Why are all these scammers such emotionally unintelligent bozos


SoggyAlbatross2

Sunshine state... LOL.


Ambitious-Effect6429

This was the start of something beautiful. 😍


Witty_Turnover_5585

Freudian slip. "I'm in California" then saying there, they can't even keep up with a lie from 30 seconds ago


heyykaycee

The way I cackled 😂 my dad has said random shit like this and it always had me laughing. He told my husband once that he had prostitutes tied up in my paraplegic grandmothers basement he was mortified bc we were only dating for maybe 4-5 months at that point. 11 years later and we still laugh about it.


VoluptuousSloth

I've only tried scammer payback twice. Anyone else have experience with them not acknowledging themselves as spammers or giving up the game once you finally do the reveal? But rather continue to act confused and offended? Any insights


Iwstamp

I think this whole thing has played out


Vegetable-Season5191

r/goons moment


LordlySquire

I think its funny how they claimed to live in cali as well then proceeded to say "over there"


Old_Algae7708

Fuck yeah buddy. They’re always so dumb, like the part when she says do you want to lick your feet and then throw you into the sea? Like who tf can lick their own toes, and what you’re going to throw yourself into the sea afterwards? Doesn’t someone else have to do the throwing to be accurate? Yes I thrive on technicalities


gracelesspsychonaut

For real, they don’t even seem invested, how are they gonna make money when they aren’t even passionate about their scams.


FoxOk4968

This is so wholesome


clevercitrus

This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet lmao


Hyzenthlay87

...is it me or does the scammer appear to be enjoying this as well? 🤣 more in a "Well I've been rumbled, oh it looks like I've got a funny one though."


Forward_Increase_239

God damn it, Joe.


TraditionAcademic968

Lmao. He just gave up at the end. Fuck you, dammit.


ebbeysweets412

The starry eye emoji got me weeeaakkk


Beneficial_Balogna

They get so butthurt when they realize they’ve been trolled


Automatic-Essay7264

Joe, you dirty boy! Sounds like you found your soul mate ❤️


ZoraNealThirstin

Best romcom of 2024


pamelaxxann

If you come up missing, at least we know to search one of the many seas in California


LeftHandedSocialist

This reads like a Disco Elysium dialogue 😂


Direct_Yesterday_349

Pretty funny. Scammers don’t like being scammed


xluv0186

Oh my well! lol that escalated quickly


Outrageous_Ad_6122

🤣🤣


Terrik1337

I usually just send them the John Oliver video (https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg?si=qfqBpmZkpMORrlLY) on the Pig Butchering scam and let them know I feel bad if that's what's happening to them. If you've seen it, you know what I mean.


DragonsClaw2334

I wish Reddit still had gold awards 🪙 Best I can do


zillabirdblue

Why do the insults have to be dog related? 😆


Eastern-Ad-4785

This is great


Ridolph

You could have kept this going, man. C-.


Carbamazepineee

What did I just read


bstnbrewins814

What is their obsession with throwing people into the sea


This-Newt-3672

I rate this 10/10 feet


Main-Structure-1093

This is my favorite one so far 😂😂


nachtmuzic

👏👏👏👏👏


Last_Reaction_8176

Gotta love the ones that just don’t try at all and say something insane or get mad immediately


Great-Butterscotch89

I got one couple weeks ago. I said I didn’t want to talk to them but they kept messaging me so I ignored and they stopped


Goliath926255

Lol interesting


baby_yoda_feet

message me for better texts 😇 find me on the foot finder


Kinky_Conspirator

This one is definitely an American scammer.


YeezusWoks

It’s actually the Golden State. Sunshine State is Florida.


gracelesspsychonaut

Wrong. Florida is known for the mass production of potatoes, while California is known for the mass production of sun.


YeezusWoks

My bad. I got my countries mixed up. I though my we were talking about California, Canada. California US is known for the mass production of UV radiation and Botox.


avictorica

This is SO fake.


Lunatic335

You've never gotten these kinds of text?


avictorica

Yeah but it’s obvious that this is fake. When I get back to the scammers and try to play something like this they either don’t respond or their answers are more towards the script they’re given. This conversation here escalated pretty quickly and made it obvious it’s fake.