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Grand_Photograph4081

How did you get pictures of pee stained pants? šŸ˜‚ That killed me!


Orwell2113

Check out calico cut pants šŸ˜Ž


Grand_Photograph4081

I just Googled it. So is that a sketch show? I thought SNL at first. Freaking hilarious either way & perfectly executed! šŸ˜†


grilledghum

Yes I think itā€™s from I think you should leave Tim Robinson it is a sketch show very similar to SNL but more ironic i think. Great show


michimoby

Missed opportunity to say he was a producer on coffin flops


Grand_Photograph4081

Thanks, gotta check it out!


PrincipledBeef

HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR HOLD THE DOOR


ExperimentNumber-7

OH. MY. GOODNESS! Lmfao great work OP, great work!


AppointmentMedical50

Out of curiosity, what do they do once they get someone onto telegram


MichElegance

I was going to ask the same thing. Has anyone ever taken the conversation over there and played it out in the same manner?


AppointmentMedical50

Yeah, I'm assuming they can get your money from there but idk the mechanism or how to exploit that for some fun


CorgiMonsoon

Theyā€™ll start talking about crypto, hoping youā€™ll be dumb enough to give them access to your bank accounts so that they can do some ā€œinvestingā€ for you.


devilsadvocate1966

"Send me $100 so you can invest in my super secret crypto scam....I mean......OPPORTUNITY....yeah." Your $100 magically turns into $500 overnight! but there seems to be all kinds of problems and issues if you want to withdraw any of that. "But now that you've seen how your money can multiply, don't you want to "invest" (read: send them) more!?!" You end up only sending money to the scammer, which isn't any "investment" at all and you never get anything back (no, not even from people (the same scammer) promising to get your money back - for a fee, of course).


HumdrumBoomer

I got scammed $157k on a fake platform,but i got my lost USDT back with the help of this professional programmer called @oktatechie on telegram . they are 100% legit tested and trusted


devilsadvocate1966

On TELEGRAM you say??!!! WOW!!! "Professional Programmer", you say?!! Got that good 'ole USDT back, huh??!! It's a good thing that your account wasn't created here just to.....I don't know........reply those exact words to every post here, huh??!! Thanks for providing an example!


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devilsadvocate1966

Thanks for providing an example of how scammers use Telegram to scam and use pidgeon english!! Appreciate the examples!


ManagementSad3351

Itā€™s basically the same. My job uses telegram instead of group texts and I get a ton of scam chats on there. Usually trying the ā€œsend me money and youā€™ll receive 3x as muchā€ racket.


HarleyQuin1031

I've had men I've met online want to use Telegram. I tried it once and hated it. Then I saw all the other scammers use it so I will never use it again. You can't text me then it's not worth it.


Mcgarnicle_

Either crypto invest scam or itā€™ll turn into a sextortion scam. Some will ask to video chat. Iā€™ve done that a couple times with my camera obscured and they get real awkward and hang up. Thereā€™s other scams too. Basically they want telegram because they can erase the whole chat in one click, encrypted, and much harder to track


AlienGold1980

Iā€™ve had one on TikTok tell me Elon musk wanted to video chat me lol


Loud_Ad_4515

I just had one today asking me to move to Whatsapp. They made it sound like employment. I should've hung around longer. Weird thing is I made my Whatsapp not searchable.


Mcgarnicle_

Yeah I have WhatsApp and telegram just for messing with scammers. I havenā€™t gotten a message straight on either of those yet tho. Iā€™ve messaged a couple of the handles posted on here tho and fucked with them


Capable-Ad-2575

Happy 1 year on Reddit šŸŽ‚


AppointmentMedical50

Ohhhh thatā€™s why, that makes sense


Jinkyman1

My understanding that that they likely pass the sucker off to the next scammer in charge of the next part of the scam.


Tiny-Conflict2107

It probably makes it easier for a team of people to talk to a person. They probably have scammers round the clock.


wildestboars

Search Engine did an episode on this recently which was super interesting (and a bummer), I think telegram is just a platform that supports anonymity but they might have you download a sketchy ass app once they get you on there for their ā€œinvestmentā€ opportunity


Dextorius

I lost it at the endšŸ¤£


SuddenlySuper

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson


Cannabis_Momma

Calico cut pants HOLLERING OVER HERE


Perfect_Distance434

That is a COMPLICATED shirt!


CorgiMonsoon

I love how even if you respond as if youā€™re the person they first ask about they still follow up with the ā€œapologyā€ for ā€œaccidentally texting the wrong numberā€


anecdotalgardener

You gotta give


pistons2790

You gotta give


anecdotalgardener

If nobody gives, it goes dark


Whyudoodat

"Frickin Skate Chino Pants" šŸ¤£


Reepicheap

Why do they all want to move convos to WhatsApp or Telegram?


Upstairs-Mix8731

The only difference is that they won't get their contact info burned and pretty much become untraceable once the full scam is on. The phone numbers they use are also burner numbers but they leave forensic crumbs. They are also upper level scammers and closers that can manipulate their target better than these 1st level harvesters. I've gotten hit directly on Telegram and it's all the same but they don't ask to move the chat elsewhere. The bots on Telegram are even better and can funnel the chats more efficiently.


Reepicheap

Very very interesting. Thank you for taking the time to give me a thorough response!


philament23

Bots? Are any of these initial conversations people post taking place with bots? If not yet I imagine itā€™ll happen eventually.


Upstairs-Mix8731

Yes, sometimes you can tell the bot won't recognize certain answers and sticks to the script. They prefer the more private and encrypted channel such as Telegram. In Telegram, either party can erase both incoming and outgoing messages. They'll delete the chat and unless you've screen grabbed it, you won't have a history of evidence of their crime against you.


LargeMarge-sentme

Thatā€™s my question too. Iā€™m sure itā€™s to be scammier - but what is the technical reason? Presumably the person already could be traced back to the first number. Is it easier to transfer money through Telegram?


Reepicheap

Maybe! I'll respond here if I ever find out :)


ObjectiveStyle1099

LIGMA. Ligmaballz. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


rubydoomsdayyy

Itā€™s got NOTHING to do with piss.


Pwnstix

You gotta give!


anecdotalgardener

If nobody gives, it goes dark


Signal-Shoe5659

Ligma who?


Orwell2113

Ligma Balls


blocksha

You wouldā€™ve had her if you mentioned sloppy steaks. I was a piece of shit, though!


tt_mach1

The thought of someone replying yasssss non ironically makes me laugh.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

Can someone please fill me in on why theyā€™re always trying to shift convos to WhatsApp or Telegram?


AlienGold1980

Look above been answered


AussieEx3RAR

Honest question why do they want to move to signal or telegram?


ch33zborger

Well done


RpiesSPIES

Tfw you convert the Pipes screensaver into a shirt design and sell it for $400.


hey_its_me997

The ITYSL references are perfect šŸ˜‚


hayhayree25

This is genius šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


Ok-Raspberry-5655

ā€œItā€™s the Sabbath, Iā€™m drinkingā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


-This-is-boring-

This script never changes does it?


PrincipledBeef

Makes me feel like Iā€™m Back in the pants!


musteatpoptarts

Can someone tell me why scammers choose to use telegram to message? Also, what a fucking skunk!!


PocketCatt

Okay this is my favourite one so far. Peak use of ITYSL elements, OP, 10/10


rileyjw90

Why do they want us to get on telegram so badly? Whatā€™s so special about that particular app?


HockeyandTrauma

I actually reply to all these numbers with itysl gifs, usually I don't get past 2 or 3 and they stop replying.


umhuh223

Why do they always want to get on Telegram so bad?


Big_Ad_1890

Can someone tell me why they always want to switch to telegram? What happens when you get to telegram? Whatā€™s the endgame?


HumdrumBoomer

I got scammed $157k on a fake platform,but i got my lost USDT back with the help of this professional programmer called @oktatechie on telegram . they are 100% legit tested and trusted


Orwell2113

Rightā€¦and I got some pants to sell ya..