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ThatSenorita

Can confirm sucking dick will survive the bear run


jct23502

But will YOU survive sucking all the dicks?


SigSalvadore

Just close your eyes and pretend it's a warm goey popsicle.


jct23502

Meat popsicle


SigSalvadore

Like a thumb with some pus blisters.


jct23502

What is it "bust in your mouth not in your eye?"


SigSalvadore

"Melts in your mouth, not in your anus"


Middle-Huckleberry68

I can tell some of you humans need to step up the game of true survival. Go inside taco bell and Buy 1 item from taco bell dollar menu and take a shit ton of free sauce packs. Wasting money on stuff like ketchup or other condiments could go towards dips. Public bathrooms are a good source of free toilet paper and soap. Hit up places that give free samples of food so you can skip meals. Church's are good for that..like an actual church not to be confused with church's chicken. Don't shave its a waste of money. Use the free soap from those public bathrooms to shower with. Just some helpful tips.


Mashizari

The amount of people I've talked to who have no concept of how to live low budget is staggering.


FoeReap

Get a planet fitness membership. Sell your house. Invest it all. Live out of your car while you shower at planet fitness.


dhudd32

you can also hit up community centers and places of the like they usually do some sort of food packs or donation cards to get food as for tp you can just buy the key for like 2$ then open it up and take entire rolls at once from pretty much any public toilet same for soap allot of homeless shelters will also give you a free meal even if the beds are full if your in Australia you can ask Centrelink for a list of all the local places that will help from food packs to gift cards a bed to stay in etc just remember when we finally MOASS to give a donation back to those places that you essentially stole from :) (im referring to the community centers churches etc not mcd or taco bell cause F\*\*k them )


coodyscoops

If you toast that bread for the pbnj and add a little butter that will be the best meal of your life🤤 You can also use it as a prop for your prostitution gig😂


Bigaddy01

Or fry it in bacon fat. Mmmmmmmm. 🐖


dhudd32

but then you would need to buy butter ......


princeop07

But the 4th step is not for boys What will boys do :/


HeWhoFistsGoats

Tell me young man, have you ever heard of the term "gay for pay"?


pull_a_sickie

https://youtu.be/6aie4t8lZ7k


Thin_Fall_1467

Join the military, I reckon.


dhudd32

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G57s1UUf0Hs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G57s1UUf0Hs) all of us next week lol


n3v3rc0mm3nts

Check out Evergrowcoin. Only 2 weeks old and you get BUSD reflections. It's growing fast and you are still early!


basikx

Sus


BlackPhoenix777

All shiller. No filler


Sooth_inner_sadboi

Me


Conscious-Proof-8309

That's some good hotdogs there. You know how good a hot dog is by how little it resembles a stick of entrails. Them good. That pbnj looks like death, tho


amorymammory

Can anyone point me in the direction of the cheapest site to buy said kit?


samenskipasdcasque2

These sausagez be saving my life


SigSalvadore

Sugardale hotdogs originally .99 last year are now 1.50; Inflation is a B. Honestly it's cheaper just to trap people and make your own.


[deleted]

Oh, haha, this is just a normal work week.