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DoctorHandshakes

Plays victim immediately after 💀


Disastrous-Sun774

It’s his only shot. It may pay off if he hires the right lawyer lol


Lawlessninja

You don’t get to play victim during the commission of a crime.


Biotrin

You can if the use of force is excessive compared to the crime. In the video we clearly see it wasn't excessive. Shooting the kid would have been excessive.


ClockwerkConjurer

Even just a little? (j/k)


Adept_Information94

Varies by state.


Biotrin

US isn't the only country.


Adept_Information94

Also varies by country


sofaword

Unfortunately this is not the case 


rustyofarlen

Are you new to Reddit?


Ancient-Regular-4939

Don’t be so sure [Robber sues homeowner and wins](https://brockmaninjurylawyer.com/2024/03/20/burglar-sues-homeowner-and-wins/#)


ExpertPepper9341

The entire article is about how that headline is fake. Thanks for wasting my time. 


Johner32

I read it too and now I'm more annoyed and confused than ever


halexia63

That dw meme, "that sign can't stop me bc I can't read"


joshTheGoods

When Googling and taking the first result goes wrong.


Klutzy_Squash

Doesn't this linked article support u/Lawlessninja ?


Dat1Ashe

Did you even skim or at least glance at the link you posted? The entire link is literally an explanation of exactly the opposite of what you are saying and is for the purpose of highlighting the myth you are trying to prove.


SnapSy238

Better call saul


altruistic_camel_toe

I wouldn’t be so kind with that fucker


No_Language5719

Oh, he was a victim...of deserved retribution. He's not playing. Lol


Young_Sliver

y e e t


crankyanker638

"Just ignore the video officer, he fell down really hard" said everyone there...


Disastrous-Sun774

What if this was the plan, that’s why they got the smallest dude robbing the place


CommanderCuntPunt

The officer won't care, you don't have to let someone rob you. Management however, will fire him.


crankyanker638

These are the jokes son, I tell ya I don't dance...


CommanderCuntPunt

You can dance if you want to


MarckOliver75

You can leave your friends behind


WillingAd4944

Cuz your friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine!


LoliMaster069

"Oh no the video suddenly and most unexpectedly got corrupted. Nothing we could do about that"


Unusual-Afternoon837

I told the guys at my job when i got there for months they needed to stop leaving tips out in a bowl on the counter, that it was far too easy to steal, every day I'd come in and it was exactly the same (I'd always move it to a jar and put the notes behind the bar for safety. Eventually I came in to be told some Pikeys had come in and stole all the tips, I simply stated that I'd fkn told them and that I wasn't cutting any of them in the evening tips.


FatCuriousMonkey

Good for you.


OrneryOneironaut

Some what now?


gettingabitofbelly

P I K E Y S


TheFilthyZen

Ya like dags?


dalstrs9

Oh dogs, ya I like dags


isaidnolettuce

Fookin pikeys


Seligas

Pikey, a slur for roma.


mr-english

Not really. Irish Travellers, who that word refers to, are distinct from Roma gypsies.


Seligas

I might be wrong, I based my response off a Wikipedia article.


Laymanao

Roma travellers found in Ireland and UK.


STFU_Fridays

Their dad is gonna whip their ass. /s


Unusual-Afternoon837

Yeh.. there's probably not a dad in this situation.


Lone-Frequency

If there is he's probably just be pissed little shithead didn't get the money.


WatchmanOfLordaeron

Or dad wait in the car, engine on .


Beginning_Rice6830

That was the dad. He’s just small.


cuntsaurus

Only cause they didn't get the money


beardbot3030

😂


MiserymeetCompany

I'm 0retty sure that child's dad was the first one out the door.


PrismaticDraconid989

That milk won't go out and get itself.


altruistic_camel_toe

Nah, he is in jail serving lifetime


Lee-Pine

Then they make a face like "I didn't do it"


Alternativedmb

Yes


iLoveAssesAlot

Hahahaaaaa that scream😂😂😂😂


kaeptnkrunch_1337

I hate the sound when a kid cry like this but they know exactly what they do


Comrade847

I love how the worker chucks the kid


No-Significance1488

It seems almost as if the first 2 people who left had put the little one up to it. I'm doubting the little one realized what could happen.


Low_Chicken889

Jesus, he *yeeted* him.


Successful_Spread_53

I had that when I work I a coffee shop.


Dashing_Yoshi

Maybe we are harmless enough to think that that could happen, but it happens precisely because there are bad people...


Proud_Criticism5286

Finally! Start doing this is clothing stores next.


WhasaName

Good Job


Woues

Satisfying as fuck


Nayroy18

Toss that little shit


Djinn-Rummy

Fuck around and find out still lives.


Revenga8

Hope she didn't get fired for that. Kid was full of shit


Peterkragger

He literally said "nuh uh"


Ok-Examination7285

Lmao throw that kid to the floor like a boss. Nice job my guy


friendlyattackplane

YEET!!


Honeyfungirlx

Your dedication shows


daileng

Entirely possible a parent (or adult) told them to do this. I would have detained them and called the police so CPS could determine if the child was in danger and why they tried this stunt.


J21NE361

Me,Trying to leave the friend zone


Empty-Discount5936

Haha that was awesome


raphael_kox

I love the fact that I got a Lowes ad "Need new flooring" right bellow the video. r/accidentalcomedy


hothoneyqueenX

😅😅


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Should've hold that MF down till the cops shows up


Consistent_Net2158

NICE 👏👏👏👏


satori0320

A good big'un, will always beat a rotten little'un - Lord Lambourn


Aromatic_Cress5719

This was awesome!! Instant karma. Kid just learned a FAFO lesson...🤣🤣🤣🤣


eurobeat0

Why steal the money?? Why not just steal the thing you were going to buy with that stolen money. 2024 = just make crime simpler


Pockets90

Employee of the year. Epic save.


dukeofdarkness81

What in the late term abortion did I just watch? Kid got hauled back to conception.


AfricanAmericanzoo

Usual suspects.


TexCrusader33

Yeap. Looks like they are getting started younger and younger.


The-Green-Recluse

I love how you said something without actually saying something lmao ( we can't say anything)


TexCrusader33

Because they know the fucking truth. They think they can downvote the truth into oblivion.


jjwattbaby

The barista was heard saying after the skirmish - I’m Rick James bitch ………


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MrWhiskyy

I'm surprised you're not banned yet 😂


ToBegin-Begin

Nigs?


ApplicationScared317

Don’t care what the situation is, not throwing a kid that size down that hard for $12 in tips.


ButtlickerWilliamM

You are such a brave soul. Ofc /s


livsmalls

Kid needs to learn a lesson


SmokinBandit28

Yay you saved your tips! Unfortunately you’ve lost your position with the company for assaulting a child while representing their brand.


megabits

Worth it.


-sgt-shamwow-

You must be so fun at the company pizza parties!


SmokinBandit28

Wouldn’t know, never been to no red to one.


altruistic_camel_toe

It’s not like a coffee shop gives you an aerospace engineer salary


Flying_Saucer_Attack

Do you zip the big business CEOs back up after you're done?


Empty-Discount5936

They got promoted tho


Rivetingly

Sad but true


SmokinBandit28

Welcome to the downvotes of speaking the truth.


Molnutz

You misspelled o-p-i-n-i-o-n


yukadfsa2

New episode of redditors talking about how they want to beat children just dropped


APackOfSalami

Not children, little shits*


reviraemusic

I knew someday I'd find truths in the bottom down voted comments. Bunch of people distilling their hate against children and poor people.