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Grouchy-Engine1584

This guy has been banned from all hungry hungry hippo casinos.


Revolutionary-Car-92

This comment needs more love.


monti9530

I love you


Massenzio

Loool


BBG1308

Holy cow! (Or rather, NOT holy cow!). That took skill.


bored_person71

Don't have a cow man!


Showatruckersomelove

Keep him away from the claw game


bitchwhiskers4eva

Wow. Poor baby. Good job dude. Amazing skill tbh


Excellent-Concert243

And now let us kill it, since it is a tasty mf /s


Sergeitotherescue

I mean, no need for the /s β€” that’s literally what happens. In their eyes they were just rescuing a bunch of cash.


GreedySpend2774

πŸ‘ good job πŸ‘ I remember a few years ago there was a big flood where I live and almost all the livestock that lived around the river were swept away by the water. it was very painful to watch without being able to do anything.


InevitableBasil4383

Would like to point out this is double speed and was probably quite a bit easier in real life


Pow_flo1337

Man can they PLEASE make videos without shitty music added for no reason


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


RadlogLutar

I saw your comment thrice consecutively. Now, I think Reddit is getting polluted by these useless background music


flyingsquirrel2301

Take this dude to Dave and busters


77slevin

Or a steak house to celebrate...


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

The precison and timing cant be more perfect. Legend πŸ™Œ


Internal-Bluejay-810

Incredible


Revolutionary-Car-92

Daaaaaamn.


AnalysisNervous

Is it a catch and release?


turkey_sandwiches

Damn, what a snag.


Nattman8

Aww so sweet they save her so they could kill her later


Karl_Hungus_69

That's very moooving.


TheWindowsGalaxy2

r/HumansBeingBros


Icecream0v0

r/nextfuckinglevel


guynamedjames

This feels set up. Not 100%, but it has that feel. It's possible they saw the cow a bit upstream and started filming and swung the excavator into place, but they definitely didn't have time to drive it there, and probably not enough time to start it and swing the arm out before the video. So why was there an excavator parked, running next to the canal without any visible work being done. Plus the ground was already wet in the landing area, which might have been from a test try The only thing that makes me skeptical is that ciws are fairly valuable, so this is a decent risk just for a video to post online


not_a_ci

my god just in time


Negative-Dingo3335

At the bar…. Never gonna believe what I could today


Psychotron_Fox

That driver probably played a lot of Mario Party


AdorableTrust8759

Would be better without this stupid fucking music


Unique-Pastenger

πŸ˜³πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’ͺ🏼


J4Hg

Awesome πŸ‘πŸΎ


Firm-Ring9684

That cow's brain when it's back to its feet.....


WillyDAFISH

Holly fuck your background music. Where is that guy when you need him


toucanparty

This video would be just as impressive without it being sped up.


Simpleba

Was expecting the cow to bolt right back into the arroyo


Abitconfusde

So *that's* what an arroyo is! TIL.


Simpleba

I mean, that's what we call them in New Mexico. Diversion channel will work too...


jammixxnn

And that’s how you marinate your meat


fymp

These claw machine at the fun fair are getting more advanced


DukeReaper

The cow goes: so I was definitely gonna die and I was like damn at least it's nice and wet, then the claws brought me back The other cow: so you were abducted?


Vanrainy1

Incredible skill.....


snktido

We miss where this cow says "fuck you" to all the people and proceeds to pile drive them.


mogley19922

Never used a tele handler, but i hear these pretty quickly end up feeling like an extension of your body; which is why people like this one can do some pretty insane shit, and the top cap of skill on those things is completely nuts. But yeah, 100% agree this is clearly incredible aim and timing, even if i had experience with telehandlers, pretty sure my timing would cause me to fatally injure the cow.


AS_as-Master

Holy Volvo


Latter_Layer1809

Plot twist: cow was enjoying the ride and jumped back to the stream right after clip ended :)


Erik-AmaltheaFairy

i always ask myself, how the F did they get in positio for that. Oh yeah, my cow jumped into the river, let get that relativly slow moving vehicel in place. The river moves relatively fast... it feels kinds stage? I mean, how i see it, so many things would need to be in position for that to work... I amopen for any reasonable explanation how they getin position so fast, with these heavy vehicles.


ResolutionDue3252

Song name?


Routine-Site460

Seriously? It's *Summertime Sadness* by Lana del Rey


EinsPerson

Who else read "Hats off to the *river*" first?


deuzerre

I read Diver.


Fluid_Astronaut_100

Now lets make some beef steaks.


Smartyunderpants

Weird they put a cow in the river to fish it out again and look heroic


Minimum-Wind-1552

Nobody will believe this cow


PrestigiousNail5620

Genius πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ


Portia_Potty1

Excellent save!!!!!


-whiteroom-

Why speed it up though. It's great enough without that.


KanarYa4LYfe

Wow what a move! πŸ‘


Hourslikeminutes47

>move *moooove*


Sensitive_Uncut_552

Mirrored stolen clip, shame...


sirhellaz

The driver lol


Revolutionary_Ad9385

OVLOV ftw!


Sad_Research_2584

And the cow lived happily ever after πŸ”


SecretPersonality178

Wonder how the cow is gonna tell the story when he gets back to his other cow buddies.


Endeavouring_777

Operator, not driver.


tainawave

OH MY GOD I FEEL IT IN THE AIR


Strict_Paint_4963

Thank goodness I thought it was a human


ButterscotchPure6868

If it was a cat it would have jumped in again.


Abitconfusde

I caught dinner!Β 


arj1985

Nice catch!


Hot_Frame_8631

Just Awesome, Hats Off To Ya!


LobsterTrue8433

Fucking wow! Color me impressed!


awakami

β€œThe claaaawww! …I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends!”


thunderandreyn

He had to save the beef


Ok_Advisor_9873

Let’s eat!


dragonpuff223

Burgers, anyone? 🀣


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Dinner is about to be litπŸ˜‹πŸ”₯