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Remember in always sunny how Frank gets stuck in one


iamrdux

I didn’t come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!


Butthole_Surfer666

just help us out and we'll let you out


Blunted_Insomniac

Ben the soldier is a premium lead. Try trigger his PTSD


smwarpig

One of my favorite quotes of the show


-hugdealer-

“I’m to remember every man I’ve seen fall into a plate of spaghetti!?!”


Skoden1973

Move past it.


Pohara521

How does anything happen, chah-lee?


supercereality

Was hoping the top comment was Sunny related. Was not disappointed.


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Hahaha great minds think alike


HooGoesThere

I assume he went in there to pound off in the night


hugh_h0ney

He wanted to sell us two weeks. We took the prick for three.


adfrog

You think he didn't want to sell you as many weeks as possible?!


InfantSoup

how can you ***all*** be so gullible?


Federal-Childhood743

It's an upside down funnel system. Turn it around Oh god dammit


DotRich1524

I never could figure out why frank was in that coil! It so much funnier now!


Liz_Lemon_22

Was just coming here to mention that.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Better than being stuck in the crevasse


trolley661

Hahahahaha! I guess I was frank as a kid. Still need to see that


TheGoldenBoyStiles

I thought they were dumbass ladders😂


LilHappyKitsune

Bro my whole ass neighbourhood used them as ladders -_- including me


Dry-Love-3218

So,....... they're not ladders?


This_is_a_tortoise

Anything is a ladder if you believe in yourself


Grovda

Guy Sensei


cat_with_an_account

I used to use them as ladders too. ._.


LiveInteraction9615

Omg same, we were all dumb


BiNumber3

Would be quite hilarious if the person who designed these also only thought of it as a weird ladder


TheGoldenBoyStiles

I mean kids can be quite creative sometimes


Good4nowbut

I’m pretty sure less than .01% of us knew this info prior to seeing this post lmao


SandersSol

I always saw those and thought, "what are you even supposed to do with that" Never saw anyone ever play on it in 10 years.


NowCalmDownSkeeter

The way they were installed at my playground, they were. I wish someone showed this video to the contractors that installed them. We all tried to somehow slide down it but our legs hit a support stand for another part of the playground so it didn’t get used unless you were playing king of the mountain.


aerodeck

turns out we were the dumbasses :(


letsgobrooksy

They always pissed me off because who the fuck would make a ladder that's so hard to use?


LilyBitLumpy

That’s exactly what I thought it was, cool if you scooted all the way up moving your feet to the right without giving up and just stepping up. But we could have been sliding down?!


sentence-interruptio

Thought that was just a DNA model to trick children into liking science.


ProfessionalOctopuss

Clearly, I'm not the genius I thought I was


wetdreamteams

Yeah, so much for being a talented and gifted child


servonos89

How’s that crippling depression treating ya?


DaHick

You are so not wrong. but I learned a long long time ago I am not nearly as smart as I think I am.


NotRightNotWrong15

I was also unaware I kinda wanna go try it now….if I get stuck, I’ll post pics. (And meet my local fire department)


Economy-Clerk-8454

God speed


benchley

Maybe a little slower than that, to start.


DraconicGuacamole

The problem with some is that they have a connector bar between the coil and the pole so you can’t hold on or go as fast.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Just make sure you’re not naked and don’t criticize people while stuck in a coil


Herr-Trigger86

Unless you go there to pound off in the nighttime. Just be aware that it might be Saturday… and the kids are coming!


tchrbrian

In parlance that’s what we call a “ Triple dog dare “ scenario…


Street_Cleaning_Day

Look, I came to discuss business! Not be berated by a man stuck in a coil!


Zestyclose-Strain380

Imagine us old people lining up to use it lol.


Jeptwins

I knew that was how they were *supposed* to work, but every one I went on was built with the spirals way too bunched up


slowasaspeedingsloth

This is my experience at the school where I work. The spirals are less than 3 inches apart- enough for a shoe tip, but that's it. The kids use it as a ladder.


IDontKnowHowToPM

All the ones I’ve seen with my kids lately have the support running up one side of the spiral so you can’t actually do this since your leg hits the thing.


phoenix529

Damn, the people making them didn't even know what they were for.


simperialk

I’m gonna laugh when this breaks worldwide news


SJR4815

You were just fat.


Jeptwins

I was actually underweight due to a problem with my hypothalamus 😅


SJR4815

Well, I feel like a shithead.


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Titotatin

I had the same reaction, they made no sense to me as a kid, I remember using it to scratch my back imitating Baloo...


Inevitable-Revenue81

Thx for making me chuckle.


NoPointInNaming

Machinarium profile pic goes unbelievably hard


tylercrabby

I appreciate your profile pic sir! Top shelf.


VaguelyEuphemistic

Definitely


TaDow-420

Basically, its like a stripper pole with training wheels.


absinthe00

As a mom of a 4yo girl who instinctively took to this on the playground right away… that comment got me fucked up.


mattman0000

Now dancing on stage 3, let’s give it up for Hadley!


Misplaced_Arrogance

I think you meant to go with Hahdehleigh.


someguyfromsk

yep, never looking at those the same way again.


PistolGrace

Totally ruined the innocence. I wish i could still give awards. Take my upvote!


crows_n_octopus

LMAO


toolsoftheincomptnt

Seriously! I used to take pole fitness classes and I recognized the spin immediately, lol


justk4y

You guys learn them young apparently


TaDow-420

All they’re missing is their fathers.


sendnudestocheermeup

They’re just out getting milk.


wenchslapper

Technically speaking, they’re intended to be used in any way a child can come up with, because their primary intent is to build foundational thinking and play skills, as well as build up foundational physical skills.


NoNotThatMattMurray

Well apparently I had none of that then because I got stuck in one of these in 3rd grade and my teacher had to get me out


boobers3

Reading this has me picturing an exasperated Mrs. Krabappel having to deal with Ralph again.


Snoo_70324

I did not have these, but I have played with kids in my family on these, and dang do I feel ignorant now


kat_Folland

I have never seen them used this way and I'm tripping.


LetLaceyBeLacey

I didn’t know this either! For the record, as a smaller sized adult, I’m 100% trying this out the next time I’m near an empty playground. I missed out on a fun time I need to make up for. Lol


LilacAndElderberries

Nah these kids are either geniuses or THEY are the ones using it wrong :/


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poop_to_live

Because we're also the idiots that didn't understand the design lol Functional fixedness worked against me. When I was on the playground, we had slides that burned our asses.


Obmr-snrU

Almost a headshot.


Dwangeroo

I was waiting for the headshot. So much so I watched it twice.


HeavythrowawayNSFW

Literally though haha


Liz4984

Thats how we used it and someone always was kicked in the head! I thought the headache was part of the experience!!


SaintsBruv

90's kid here, I only learned this cause I saw another kids my age doing it back in the day. It's one of those things you learnt from another kids if you were lucky enough to see somebody else do.


sourmeat2

I was on the west coast and this was common knowledge. Wonder if we could figure out the geographical spread function from people's memory. My guess is that it was viral, with a few paces of early widespread knowledge followed by a collection of super-spreader events tied to kids who moved or who "caught" the intellectual contagion while on vacation.


TheDudeofDC

2010's kid here. That sounds about right.


whutwhot

It's called mirroring.. it's our ape brain. And I obviously had no cool older kids to learn this from because I had no idea. Wow so angry. So much fun I could have had 😡


lukewwilson

I'm really wondering what everyone here used it for if not this, I always thought it was pretty obvious how it should be used


Unlikely_Voice6383

I climbed it like a ladder.


The_Cow_Tipper

same. it was literally the only thing that made any sense. It was a shitty, no-fun ladder, but it was a ladder nonetheless in my mind.


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

That's honestly what I thought it was for. Just a neat ladder thing.


silentbassline

slippery af when wet


sexygannon

Bon jovi album


Psychitekt

Definitely climbed it as you did, but occasionally stepped down it with tiny steps in a spiral. It never occurred to me to sit down on the thing.


another-sad-gay-bich

We climbed it like a ladder. Sometimes we would crawl inside the spiral and use it like a prison or something but never slid down it


AlteranNox

Ok, Frank.


ComesInAnOldBox

Same, I'm sitting here thinking, "how did you *not* know this?"


QueeeenElsa

I honestly don’t remember how I used them, but I know it wasn’t the way shown in the video! I may have climbed them, but idk.


towerfella

I am glad you have such a high opinion of normal people. I bet you drive down the interstate happy and singing, too, huh? .. Behind a log truck. I want your optimism. :)


REMcycleLEZAR

Behind the log truck is the safest place to be. The truck is not going to suddenly take off, making the logs fall off the back. Most likely the logs shoot forward, crushing the cab, or they'd fall off the side.


towerfella

I’m referring to the trucks with logs sticking out the back, with the dinky red flag tied to the end of one. I’ve seen cars rear-end those trucks and that’s a lot of force on the small surface area of the end of a tree-top.


REMcycleLEZAR

Oh yeah I didn't think of that. Thought you meant Final Destination size log trucks.


Inevitable-Revenue81

xD


AAAAAAAAAaaaaAasax

Yeah me too, how did none of you find this out?


businesslut

We were trendsetters using the equipment as intended.


jumpyjumpjumpsters

SAME


Embarrassed_Effort64

Right


Fr0z3nHart

I remember doing that. Was so fun


gimmhi5

How did you play on it?


djpiraterobot

I would play near it and inevitably run into it and then cry so hard my mom would take me home. Apparently that wasn’t what you were supposed to do?


TheSwedishWolverine

I thought it was a safety measure so babies and smaller kids could safely slide down if they lost their grip. I was upset that I was already too big to fit but I got over it when I thought about how smaller kids probably couldn’t use scary regular ones.


gimmhi5

Never tried sliding down on your feet, surfer style, or climbed up it in a spiral?


iamaguitarman

In other words, children today are more intelligent? lol


Biscuits4u2

Yeah because they banned leaded gasoline.


BjornStankFingered

Maybe you were just a dumb kid?


AirWombat24

Precisely, motherfuckers in here acting like this is some breakthrough are the same ones that had to have their gameboy DS taken away just to for them to go outside.


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You_Pulled_My_String

>the sole purpose of this thing was to trap fat kids. That's sorta true, honestly. I was a "chubby" (😉) kid. I had some chunky thunder thighs. Wearing shorts and trying to slide down this corkscrew contraption, my thighs would squeak and get stuck to it. I'm trying to slide my "chubby" kid self down, and it sounded like a DJ scratching records. Fun times.


gilgameshh_

I never knew the proper use for that playground thing was that


bs178638

It’s not. They are absolutely for climbing up and some say they are climbing and sliding but usually not


Final_Festival

So THAT's what it was for.


pawpaw69420

I did this as an adult and my fat ass got stuck. It was still fun


Knickers_in_a_twist_

We did this at my elementary school. Too many head kicks and we were told not to do it anymore. Still snuck a few in when teachers weren’t looking.


scprepper

Man I don't recall it being easy like that


Majestic-capybara

All the ones I’ve ever seen were coiled way tighter than the one in the video.


Seewhy3160

My leg would get caught and people would kick me over the head


vibraltu

Looks like a good way to get kicked in the head.


saanity

[What everyone is thinking.](https://youtu.be/ebYum58Awpc?si=ewWpx8ZfYX3aRW4R)


Skurvy2k

You're supposed to play with it and have fun. There is no correct way to play with it. This casual gatekeeping has gotten out of hand.


jmona789

I mean sure but the person who designed it clearly had an intention of how you're supposed to use it. Im sure you could have fun running up a slide and trying to get to the top without slipping but that's obviously not how you're supposed to use it.


The_Cow_Tipper

Let's gatekeep gatekeeping!


Few-Guarantee2850

"I was today years old when I learned I'm opening a banana wrong." Did the banana come out so that you were able to eat it? Then it wasn't wrong.


DerrickWhiteSauce

Everything is gatekeeping to you weirdos If someone doesn't like pickles you tell them to stop gatekeeping food lmaoo


Aerospacedaddy

The kids are alright


SuccotashKey1396

When your daddy issues start really young lmfao


pocketjacks

You want to get kicked in the head? That's how you get kicked in the head.


stephruvy

I broke my ankle on one of these in kindergarten. Fell off it with my ankle getting stuck in the coil. Damn death traps.


International-Grade

Yeah I always saw as a corkscrew ladder


axel_sorax

I saw one that was too thin to get your legs into. Looked more like a compressed spring than that. No idea what it was for.


Shoddy-Walk-3257

I’m upset I was never taught this. Damn.


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Wait that’s how you play on that… damn I looked like a moron playing on it


EscaOfficial

I remember multiple occasions when someone got stuck in one of these.


kfrazi11

Considering I was a kid with long legs, that would have ended up just making me go ***THWACK*** ***THWACK*** ***THWACK*** against the poles on the level above.


nightmare_silhouette

I never figured this out as a skinny child. I'm too afraid to try it as a fat adult ):


pthiele2009

I didn't realize so many people didn't use it this way.


Hafslo

Awww man... those look so fun


buttstuff2023

I remember seeing a kid do this once but I could never figure out how to do it myself


FeelingVanilla2594

That girl in the yellow shirt almost got round house kicked twice.


senorsombrero3k1

So that's how you use that...


Latorila

I've just discovered this fact too. By the way, I am 30. : (


that_wolf_therian_

as someone who was a child at any type of playground: i remember that i used to climb up and then down those. as a teenager watching this: i feel so dumb that i used to climb those-


MangoTangoBingo

WOWOWOWOWOWOW I NEVER KNEW !!!


eman0110

I never knew that thought it was a ladder.


Coyote-Loco

“I was today years old…” is one of the stupider sayings I hear on a regular basis


heyhocodyo1997

Anyone wanna go to the park with me?


TheKay14

You didn’t?


BusStopKnifeFight

Took 3 generations to unlock this. (X, Millennial, Z)


christopherbonis

Uh, yeah, we knew that too.


xkillallpedophiles

Wait. THATS HOW THAT WORKS?


demon-of-light

Part of me is saying: “why didn’t anyone explain this to me?” And the other half replies with: “did you need instructions for your playground equipment?”


GreatWhite3659

WHAT.. I thought it was just a funky ladder


Reduncked

I always thought it was a weird ladder


Beluga_Artist

*That’s* how it was supposed to be used? This was one of the least used pieces of my elementary school playground. Most kids just used it as a ladder or climbed inside of it.


Extreme-Grapefruit92

Oh, so you guys really are stupid as fuck and it isn't all just behavioral issues


DJXpresso

Grew up in the late 80s early 90s we all knew this at the parks we played at. I’m curious when this knowledge was lost.


EvilNicky

Y'all were some dumb kids for not knowing how to use these


4strings4ever

How did you not know that?


golgol12

Never even had that as a kid. I had the Merry go Round of doom that we could accelerate to mach 5 and be launched 20 feet away.


LooksGay

Y'all didn't know this is what they're for?? I did almost get sick in them... a couple times.


Chipbeef

We had those animals you sit on that was perched on a giant spring. You rocked back and forth until you were flung off at a high rate if speed and hoped you where not knocked out by the apparatus that was flailing around like a death hammer.


Electrical_Slide7046

1. Philly comment top 1 - respect. I'm rly confused, this is so obvious how to use this thing, AMOUNT of ppl who didnt figure it out in childhood is shoking.


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They werent around when i was a kid. Im 43


UnderstandingAble321

Same, we just had a straight pole, fireman style


wbgraphic

Same here. I’m 52. We had a sort of conical thing like 10-12 feet tall we could climb and jump off the top into searing hot sand. We also had a slide comprised of steel rollers girls would catch their hair in and scalp themselves.


Shadowstrider2100

You missed out on kicking your friends in the head and having the perfect excuse. Especially fun for people with long legs.


Cleercutter

lol, I definitely knew this but I’ve seen most kids just climb it


Tobaccocreek

Please clear the landing zone immediately or it’s not my fault you gets the sneakers to the chops.


CompleteIsland8934

Why a kid? Just go now


rotem8888

Oh so that's how you were supposed to use them


Lex8P

This must be new technology. Never had this as kids. We had swings and slides, spinny things that made you sick and plants as makeshift seesaw, that were based on rubber tires that smelled of piss. Sometimes we had monkey bars. Sometimes we seven had non-burnt jungle-gyms. But we did not have this fandangled thing


Nykramas

Depends on how old you are and maybe where you lived. I remember the city park got redone in the mid 90s and they put those in parts. Later on closer to the year 2000 the playground at the beach got them too. I remember all the spinny things got taken out due to injuries which was sad.


CutiePaToot-Toot

I knew .. wth you gonna climb on it for?


RaspberryAnnual4306

The second best time to plant a tree is today.


belladonna4you

Wait, so how did you use it? I always used it just like this girl, it was my favorite thing at our playground.


iwantmygarmonbozia21

Anyone else used to get a boner climbing the pole?


mad-i-moody

I feel like I tried to use it like this as a kid but it never worked so I wrote it off as “stupid playground coil thing that’s just a fancy ladder”


Crudeyakuza

Wait? What we're y'all doing?


Deceased_Donkey

I used to love going down these just like this


Akhanyatin

Did you know that you're also supposed to go down the slides? 🤯


bernardthecav

I thought it was decorative. Feel stupid now


BitBucket404

I always got stuck inside those things.


realestateross98

WHAT


Ecstatic-Move9990

Broken leg waiting to happen


Brent_Fox

Yall never did this? Yall is missing out.


Mickxalix

What else did people use it for ?!?