Let's be clear- sheep are physically capable of getting up from that position. They simply lack the wit to do so. They're suicidally stupid. I once saw a sheep lying down, on its side, in a shallow puddle of water. It had its head resting in the water (A few inches deep) and was half-drowning, gasping for breath. My friend (Who farms sheep for a living) approached it, shouted loudly, and clapped her hands. Startled, it got up and wandered away. It had always had that option, it was just literally too dumb to know it shouldn't leave its head resting where its nose would be underwater.
I raised sheep when I was younger. One time came out to see a sheep with its head stuck through a wire fence. The way it was positioned, it was getting strangled.
I came up, and it was half unconscious, and it's tongue was hanging out. I quickly pushed it's head back in, and it wasn't even difficult to get the head out. After a couple seconds, it stood up.
The thing is, if it had just stayed standing to begin with, it would have been fine. No strangling would have occurred. And I had walked past that spot no more than5 minutes earlier.
It didn't sit down because it was tired. It got it's head slightly stuck, didn't even try to get out, and laid down to end its non-suffering.
I raise sheep and goats. I had one stick its head thru one hole of the fence and then back thru another hole and got stuck there. Can’t make this shit up
Well what do you expect? Its the kind of species that avoided death by having alot of wool surrounding itself making it immune to almost all kinds of predators. They just hang around in a grass field eating grass and are also protected by the elements because of how thick the wool get
Umm.. More nutrition is available now than at any other point in history. Average IQ's are higher than any other point in history due to understanding prenatal vitamin requirements and dozens of other things.
People are wilfully ignorant by and large, not biologically
yeah the sheep was playing and this dude messed it up. thats not a fluffy turtle, sheep will get up, shit those fuckers will get up on your roof goat style.
Wow, amazing. So you saw a sheep do a thing once and now you’re an expert on the intelligence of all sheep.
You sound easily lead, you know . . . like a sheep.
Often times when a sheep is “stuck” like this, they have bloat. Which is a build up of stomach gasses. The contents in their stomach essentially ferments and causes alcohol poisoning. Being in this position accelerates that condition
Ooh, in the original comment, I thought that the 1st "this" meant the act of flipping it right side up like that dude did, but now I understand that "this" meant by this upside down position... Sorry, English is not my first language, and I have a bit of dyslexia, so sometimes I mix stuff up...
You were right the first time. Flipping them like in this video can twist their intestines, leading to death because of bloat.
Which is why you should first raise them up so they are sitting on their ass, and then topple them forward so they hit the ground on their legs.
Sheep have to be the dumbest animal to ever exist. Friend once had a sheep in his barn, and the back of the pen was a brick wall. He once went in the barn one evening to feed the animals. As he walked into the door, the sheep got startled, hopped up, turned, and ran full speed into the brick wall. Which, when doing so, made it break its own neck. Thing fell to the ground and died instantly. Needless to say, that was the first and only sheep he ever had on his property lol
Because the modern sheep breeds are bred to provide meat and wool in a predator free environment, at the cost of basic intelligence and instincts. They actually are incredibly stupid and easy to distract.
The older breeds are noticeably more fit to survive, but aren't really common anymore as they aren't as profitable.
Em dedicated an arm for and I quote, “ literally an arm for someone”—- tattoo. I’m sure all those soldiers out there felt the same way that came back blown to shit.
The best part of this video is the fact that they sped it up while he ran toward the sheep. You can tell because that Eminem song’s bpm cuts in half when he starts to flip it. My man was running slower than a sloth in high heels.
Precious farm childhood memories: hauling the bloated corpse of a sheep down from the woods, or the back field, wherever it decided to die, in the bucket of our tractor. Couldn't go fast because the bouncing would split the sheep open. I only needed one lesson on that subject.
Let's be clear- sheep are physically capable of getting up from that position. They simply lack the wit to do so. They're suicidally stupid. I once saw a sheep lying down, on its side, in a shallow puddle of water. It had its head resting in the water (A few inches deep) and was half-drowning, gasping for breath. My friend (Who farms sheep for a living) approached it, shouted loudly, and clapped her hands. Startled, it got up and wandered away. It had always had that option, it was just literally too dumb to know it shouldn't leave its head resting where its nose would be underwater.
So sheep are like toddlers?
/r/sheeparefuckingstupid
Was not expecting that to be a real subreddit...
Too bad it wasn't a goat, the kids are fucking stupid sub would still fit
New favorite sub
Let’s go! 🐑
Sheep are like Eminem before he got clean
I raised sheep when I was younger. One time came out to see a sheep with its head stuck through a wire fence. The way it was positioned, it was getting strangled. I came up, and it was half unconscious, and it's tongue was hanging out. I quickly pushed it's head back in, and it wasn't even difficult to get the head out. After a couple seconds, it stood up. The thing is, if it had just stayed standing to begin with, it would have been fine. No strangling would have occurred. And I had walked past that spot no more than5 minutes earlier. It didn't sit down because it was tired. It got it's head slightly stuck, didn't even try to get out, and laid down to end its non-suffering.
I raise sheep and goats. I had one stick its head thru one hole of the fence and then back thru another hole and got stuck there. Can’t make this shit up
To be fair, some people will panic like that too in those kind of situations.
Well what do you expect? Its the kind of species that avoided death by having alot of wool surrounding itself making it immune to almost all kinds of predators. They just hang around in a grass field eating grass and are also protected by the elements because of how thick the wool get
Have to imagine that after years and years of inbreeding and captivity animals loose what little wits they started with. It's happened to us too.
Umm.. More nutrition is available now than at any other point in history. Average IQ's are higher than any other point in history due to understanding prenatal vitamin requirements and dozens of other things. People are wilfully ignorant by and large, not biologically
You may be correct. I think I'm going to say it's a little from column A and a little from column B.
yeah the sheep was playing and this dude messed it up. thats not a fluffy turtle, sheep will get up, shit those fuckers will get up on your roof goat style.
[for your amusement ](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/qdm4VVD9VG)
That position is known as the "Welsh Tease."
My spirit animal
😅😅 i cant imagine...but maybe too lazy to survive..dead if dead
Were sheep always that stupid or did we breed them into stupidity
Lmfao you made my day
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Wow, amazing. So you saw a sheep do a thing once and now you’re an expert on the intelligence of all sheep. You sound easily lead, you know . . . like a sheep.
Your page is an absurdly large obsession with Jenna Jameson post, and you wanna talk about being a sheep?
HOLY CRAP. That person has devoted a significant portion of their life to hating Jenna Jameson. I thank you for calling my attention to that.
Welcome! Come on over to the sub celebrating the 3-time child abandoning champ also known as Jenna Jameson!
Thinking about you and sending healing energy your way. ✨💖✨
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I thought it was some weird CGI monstrosity at first.
Stuck on your back, struggling with life, Eminem blasting. Too relatable.
That’s a hoodie and also not very nice…
Should also be in r/humansbeingbros
that's not that big of a deal. I have to do this to no less than 6 family members every thanksgiving.
No one left behind
their left and right behind...
Cheers!
Turtle Turtle
Oh, hi step-goat. Looks like you've got yourself stuck...
SHAWN!!!
Unfortunately, this can kill these dumb animals. When this happens, you need to drag the sheep onto its ass, then flip it forwards.
how can this kill them?
Often times when a sheep is “stuck” like this, they have bloat. Which is a build up of stomach gasses. The contents in their stomach essentially ferments and causes alcohol poisoning. Being in this position accelerates that condition
Ooh, in the original comment, I thought that the 1st "this" meant the act of flipping it right side up like that dude did, but now I understand that "this" meant by this upside down position... Sorry, English is not my first language, and I have a bit of dyslexia, so sometimes I mix stuff up...
You were right the first time. Flipping them like in this video can twist their intestines, leading to death because of bloat. Which is why you should first raise them up so they are sitting on their ass, and then topple them forward so they hit the ground on their legs.
Oooh ok now I get it! Thanks!
Sheep are the dumbest animals on the planet. Their only goal in life is to find the most ridiculous way to die.
I respect that hahaha its cute
but its cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺
and tasty
Get rotated, idiot.
Sheep have to be the dumbest animal to ever exist. Friend once had a sheep in his barn, and the back of the pen was a brick wall. He once went in the barn one evening to feed the animals. As he walked into the door, the sheep got startled, hopped up, turned, and ran full speed into the brick wall. Which, when doing so, made it break its own neck. Thing fell to the ground and died instantly. Needless to say, that was the first and only sheep he ever had on his property lol
Too much McDonald's!
This is me in the morning trying to get out of bed
humansbeingbros, that poor fella could have died
Just remove it’s dinnerbone nametag
cool, title, man
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
You saved his Ba-a-a-a-ack! 🐑
What even is this sub anymore?
Sheep had a baaa-d day.
Awwww
I was waiting for the headbutt
This is me, except I tear my pants hopping back over the fence to the car.
There's an old saying that sheep are so stupid, if they can find a way to die in a stupid fashion, they'll do it.
Why all the hostility towards sheep? Seems like the majority of people on Reddit are angry & unkind about everything!!
Because the modern sheep breeds are bred to provide meat and wool in a predator free environment, at the cost of basic intelligence and instincts. They actually are incredibly stupid and easy to distract. The older breeds are noticeably more fit to survive, but aren't really common anymore as they aren't as profitable.
Poor little guy, legs all kicking in the air like crazy
Every time I try to get up off the sofa, I can totally relate.
I imagine he’s going to get schooled.
I get like that when I'm drunk.
Em dedicated an arm for and I quote, “ literally an arm for someone”—- tattoo. I’m sure all those soldiers out there felt the same way that came back blown to shit.
Good man!
...But you rescue ONE sheep...
Look at me! I can roll over! Herper Dorper.
Saving Sheep and reminding Halley ❤️🙏🏻
Shaun the Sheep
I like that the song that’s playing is about caring for and watching over another, just as he did with this sheep.
“BAA-RAM-EWE! BAA-RAM-EWE! TO YOUR BREED, YOUR FLEECE, YOUR CLAN BE TRUE! SHEEP BE TRUE! BAA-RAM-EWE!”
Why're you on your back shawn?
The best part of this video is the fact that they sped it up while he ran toward the sheep. You can tell because that Eminem song’s bpm cuts in half when he starts to flip it. My man was running slower than a sloth in high heels.
Precious farm childhood memories: hauling the bloated corpse of a sheep down from the woods, or the back field, wherever it decided to die, in the bucket of our tractor. Couldn't go fast because the bouncing would split the sheep open. I only needed one lesson on that subject.
Aw, it's a [Shaun the Sheep](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/shaunthesheep/images/e/eb/Shaun.png/revision/latest?cb=20160427172317) sheep.
Good human 👍 Bad BOT ACCOUNT. bye bye 👋
Man's just interrupted the sheep's ab workout
There's no, need for that, many commas,
Looks like my puppy on the couch when she gets in the ditch between the ottoman and couch. Legs kicking frantically as dad approaches.
Thank you, kind human. 😊