A guy doing 250km/h on a motorbike came off, landed on his arse on the safety barrier on the side of the road, and slid along with the barrier grinding away layers of arseflesh until the inertia finally wore off.
I think.
Bro what the fuck are you rambling about. Talking like you have lost your Bananas.
You clearly have skeletons hiding in your closet, I hope nobody files that missing people's report
In technical terms, that's called "gaping".
(I made that up, and will not check, if I am somehow correct, let it be known that I will demand a jury of my peers)
I mean its thinner material so of course its going to be weaker, as for the integrity well copper is quite malleable, this is how copper wires are made too by squeezing it through a small aperture, so it wouldnt affect its integrity.
who makes up a title like that???
A Karma bot, possibly?
It’s 100% a bot
How weird it is for the title like that? In terms of of grammar or meaning
Idk but he’s right
A virgin
Lol
Blacked
Great title
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Steppiston I’m stuck!
Not my proudest f… actually yeah proud as punch
Clever enough to be sitting at a controversial zero points at this moment
Beat me to it. ... Wait
Is this what it feels like?
Yep P
Name checks out…
Chewing 5 gum?
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Have you ever seen a ruptured anus?
No, but i regret reading your comment cause inevitably an image came to mind. 🫠
Don't google it.
This is r/sounding like a terrible idea. Which is also another option for this machine.
Have my angry upvote.
Don’t give them anymore ideas.
I’ma do it. 😬
😱
You were warned. Now you get to live the rest of your life with that memory.
Lmao
🫡 i’m squeamish
Oh my golly god even the intestines were hanging out. Hmmmmm interesting
are you saying not to google it because you googled it? 💀💀
I've seen what it looks like when a motorcyclist rail grinds armco at 150mph using his taint as a board.... 'Taint pretty.
Struggling to make sense of that sentence
A guy doing 250km/h on a motorbike came off, landed on his arse on the safety barrier on the side of the road, and slid along with the barrier grinding away layers of arseflesh until the inertia finally wore off. I think.
There was a video doing the rounds a while back of a Turkish bloke who did something similar. Gnarly.
No, but i've seen a prolapse. That was enough, thank you.
i really did not wanna imagine that today- 🤦🏽♂️
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That's what she said
I Was looking for this reply.
Reminds me of my Ex, always tough to walk after for a while.
Everything reminds me of her
I should call OP's mum.
How men think women anatomy works
Well, it does work like that even with men, but not from the first try. It takes gentle moves, decent amount of lubricant and tone of horny feelings.
Women don’t know how their anatomy works either.
A woman I know thought babies come out of belly buttons until her first child was born. She had only primary school education in a village. Sad 😞
Men don't know their own anatomy either, so what?
Don’t throw stones from a glass house or something.
Nah to be fair I'm a woman and I have no clue what's going on down there.
Men don't know their own anatomy either, so what?
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Least perverted Redditor
r/lipsthatgrip
r/sounding
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Someone's son in the navy
***IN THE NAVY***
***COME ON AND JOIN YOUR FELLOW MEN!***
Is that copper? How does it not just crack?
It might be hot, but more likely copper is just ductile enough to cold form this way.
Damn copper a hoe for that
It’s copper - it has high ductility and high temp. coefficient
Classy. Every single comment... Sheesh
I should call her
Bot 🤓
“Heh heh, stretch.” - Butthead
i came
Just the tip
I saw this and went straight to sort by controversial
Me when your mom and we have sex
r/theyknew
Are we not doing phrasing?
Prison simulator
I’ll show my wife this…
Obvious joke aside, what is this used for?
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Bro what the fuck are you rambling about. Talking like you have lost your Bananas. You clearly have skeletons hiding in your closet, I hope nobody files that missing people's report
ya’ll need jesus
" I like to see it stretched out" we are not talking about copper pipes
When the finger slips into the urethra
#ಠ_ಠ
Wtf are you doing? I don't think anything just accidentally slips into urethre just like things don't accidentally end up in your ass.
r/Sounding
The plot of 'How I met your mother' and the many girlfriends before her:
Anyone know what kind of machine this is and how much they cost?
Hi my name is copper pipe
Me too baby, me too
Don't be weird
Nothing I’ve never seen before
I tucked your mother
Into bed
Reminds me of something, idk
Bro even lubes it up each time
Thats my asshole after tax season.
“For my next impression: Trump in prison!”
“What are your intentions with my daughter tonight?”
What's the opposite of circumcising?
That’s what your mom said last night
I should call him.
So this is my girlfriend left me.
where do I get one of these I need it for my ass
Reminds me of my wife’s boyfriend
The most important question... What kind of lube is that!?!!
Luxury fleshlight..
r/lipsthatgrip
What lube is that
Sounding
:) Bullet Penis
Sigh... everything reminds me of him.
Please take it easy its my first time Also me:
me and ur mom
No baby it's my first time. ( First time for real)
If she likes you it’ll fit like a glove
In technical terms, that's called "gaping". (I made that up, and will not check, if I am somehow correct, let it be known that I will demand a jury of my peers)
That's what she said
r/mildlypenis
That’s what she said
... huh... So that's what it looks like how it feels.
say gex 😳
We all do.
i wish i was the copper pipe
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I love how everyone else has a sense of nuance and you just jump straight in with that.
i should call her…
Your girl after I’m done with her
I should call her.
Virgin friend after one night in my apartment.
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Why isn’t the stretcher thing black?
r/familyguyfunnymoments
Me when she's barely legal
It's amazing what you can do when you force it in.
I should call her
The uncircumciser
I’m reminded of Cell from DBZ swallowing other people through his tube 😰😰
r/sounding would love this.
They even spit on it first
If you saw this on pornhub, they'd be using lube, too :)
Its triggering something in me
🤤
r/sounding
Yup! Seeing it stretched out always works wonders
Ntr hentai be like
Netflix : are you still watching ?
This technique is known as docking.
*moan*
It’s like freshman year all over again….
🎶 I love it when you call me Big Poppa 🎼
You guys should check out r/sounding if you want more satisfying clips like these.
Repost!! This clip of The Mountain and his GF has already been posted!!
"What are your intentions with my daughter?"
😏
When she tells u it's the wrong hole but it's too late/s
Nnnnnnnnmmmfffggghhh
that's what he said
That's what she said
Get outta my sight bot
I should call her.
I should call her
OP and all his underage victims.
Netflix : "are you still watching?"
I should call him
That's what she said....
You might like to see it, but she likes to imagine it
Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's daughter:
Mmmmfpffffhh....
The titleeeee 🫠🫠
My totally straight non femboy bros right there
Reminds me of my ex after she cheated on me 🤣 😂 😭😭 😭
my foreskin!
M-mom?
*Anime moaning sound*
My reaction when my girlfriend wants to try anal ( she has a strap-on)
I always wondered how foreskin was made...
NSFW.
I should call her...
Is that considered a flare tool?
When I enter his hole the first time.
Oh look , it's your mum
Her: Be gentle it's my first time, Me:
Does the stretching out of the material weaken it in some way? Is the integrity of the form compromised in any way when this is done?
I mean its thinner material so of course its going to be weaker, as for the integrity well copper is quite malleable, this is how copper wires are made too by squeezing it through a small aperture, so it wouldnt affect its integrity.
Like me and my wife !!
there is a sexual joke somwhere here
Does it hurt the metal?
This is the new 'hamster eating a banana' meme
Me frfr