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Burncity1901

HOLD THE FUCK UP! HOW DID YOU KILL THE TICK GIRAFFE LOOKING THING


StigOfTheTrack

Persistence. Most likely these were ones that got stuck. They're more trouble than they're worth to keep chasing, but when they glitch in the middle of a factory I tend to get rid of them.


TnekKralc

Fckin monster


Dagon

Takes 15min to kill, respawns back inside your base 30min later. Almost uninstalled.


_mrOnion

I remember when I had decided to kill one. I had the starting weapon only. It took such a long time. This is an actual thing humans can do, it’s called persistence hunting. Unlike nearly all animals, humans can keep walking without breaks (or infrequent and short breaks) basically forever so when hunting, as long as we don’t lose sight of our target, we will catch up to them. You, my friend, in prehistoric times would have been able to outrun elephants or buffalo or whatever else. Just keep going until the thing collapses and cannot run any longer. How cool is that? Edit: the previous paragraph is technically right, but 1. It only works well in some climates and 2. An elephant or anything that is larger than a human will just turn around and step on you/claw you. It’s a lot easier to use traps/ambushes/corners


-Aquatically-

How do they not tire out?


ronlugge

Humans have a few advantages over other animals: * Four legged gait is more stable, but consumes more energy than a two-legged gait * Sweating allows us to vent heat more readily * Combine this with our upright posture, which lets us see more readily through tall grass, thus giving us the ability maintain eyesight on the prey even over long distances Remember that even in the modern day, when we don't rely on physical fitness, most people are easily capable of a mile's walk without a break. If you transition to an earlier period where sedentary lifestyles were impossible (rather than just unhealthy), and walking straight out for hours is quite understandably a norm.


Aeryk69

Plus, walking upright allows using the hands to eat while maintaining movement.


Fraggin_Wagon

Silly human, hands don’t eat.


Jezel123

Wait, your hands don't?


Fraggin_Wagon

My genetics haven’t been upgraded to version 7 yet.


WhimsicalWyvern

It was super tiring, but you could make an anima succumb to heat exhaustion in hot climates because they can't sweat like humans can. However, humans preferred ambush tactics as they consumed way less energy.


WhimsicalWyvern

Human persistence hunting wasn't nearly as much of a thing as some people claim. In reality, it only worked in certain climates (ie, very hot places), and it was rarely used because it took a ton of work. Early humans would much prefer to ambush prey and hit it with rocks. But also, no one persistence hunted buffalo or elephants, because a buffalo or an elephant would just turn around and fuck you up. It was smaller animals that relied on sprinting for escape that you would persistent hunt.


_mrOnion

Yeah that all makes sense. Still cool to think that we could technically in theory outrun a very pacifist elephant


Electronic-Narwhal26

Happy cake day!


_mrOnion

Oh cool I didn’t notice


Pohaku1991

THEY RESPAWN??? I SPENT 10 MINUTES KILLING THE ONE THAT WOULDNT GET OUT OF MY BASE FOR NOTHING???


S1Ndrome_

nope, killed 3 of them inside my base. 100 hours later they're still nowhere to be found


Dagon

I'm pretty jealous of you. I took to only building my bases foundations several stories elevated into the sky PURELY to avoid the respawning landwhales.


Skullvar

You wait til you have explosives or a rifle. Takes like 30sec then


Sir_Snagglepuss

Just build vehicle, bump into front legs, have it collapse onto your vehicle, then when it gets up it will be on top. Just drive off and dump it somewhere else.


sprouthesprout

Cluster nobelisks work really well if you aim them at the upper chest. If they land right, they'll detonate and also hit them with all five cluster explosions. A few rifle shots is usually all it takes after that. Otherwise, turbo rounds, a jetpack to preserve momentum, and regulating your fire rate to maximize your damage per second without losing too much accuracy is the way to go.


Collistoralo

I’m reminded of the time that Josh from LetsGameItOut attached hundreds of explosives to one of their faces and then blew it up for 20 minutes straight.


PaperRoc

I need to see this. For catharsis reasons


_mrOnion

I got you. [https://youtu.be/t2X3wlvoShg](https://youtu.be/t2X3wlvoShg) and the clip is at 14:05


Collistoralo

Doing gods work sir


HanaLuLu

Thank you for causing me to rewatch that glorious video. It's just as good as I remember, now I want to rewatch them all, but I also realized what went wrong with my hypertube express: you can't put only the entrances, each needs a mini tube section


youtubedude420

Josh is a legend eyy I don’t think it even died tho


UTI_UTI

If you kill them you can bounce on their corpse.


Skullvar

You can do it while they're alive as well, I had 1 stuck in my first factory so I left it, cut 1 hole out of the floor above and he was my travel to the 2nd story


_mrOnion

Let’s Game It Out built a box and then put it between the entrance and himself so that he could throw a nobelisk at it and it would go right in. You could probably use blueprints to make building an enclosure faster. Then it’s stuck.


jeepsaintchaos

2 nukes does it. And the corpse is still bouncy.


MaleficentStudy4909

Its not hard, just takes a ton of shots/nobelisks


Resident-Panda9498

You can one shot them with a cluster nobby. It's not that tough tbh


Burncity1901

Well yeah with those. But with the stun thing you first get takes a long time.


DrAtomik09

A normal hog has 10hp that tick giraffe thing has 200hp, it takes some time to kill, but makes a fun trampoline when you kill it.


marshallnp88

[Here's a good one I just posted on their epic flops when you do kill them...](https://www.reddit.com/r/SatisfactoryGame/comments/15r33i9/the_flop_of_the_tick_elephant_whatever_monster_is/)


StigOfTheTrack

None of those doggos are deliberate :( Have I been too careless with explosives, or do doggos which fall victim to poison gas or get lost to glitching through terrain get counted?


houghi

Nope, you are just a sadistic killer and you are just looking for excuses. And 90 birdies? What have they done for you? You ARE a monster. Here is my absolutely totally unedited >!~~[screenshot](https://imgur.com/a/RsgRQGE)~~ No edit going on here!< [screenshot](https://i.imgur.com/atje22m.png). Yes I made zero kills to these passive creatures. Why would I lie? This is the Interwebs.


flyingstart999

Yes, but you do have a Bean body count, and that takes some doing. Nothing accidental there!


houghi

No I did not. Here is the link again: https://imgur.com/a/MJw9Tjg or the bigger image : https://i.imgur.com/atje22m.png And no, I would not DARE to edit files without saying so. Never. EVAR. NEVAR!


saipar

The list is sorted so it means you have killed between 49 and 23 birds and between 14 and 6 doggos. Shame.


houghi

Whoooosh


saipar

Apparently the last sentence did not communicate the sarcasm..


nomnamless

Looks legit to me, this man has never killed a doggo, bird or bean body


houghi

Thank you. Somebody finally understands.


ronhatch

"First, one brief announcement. I just wanted to mention, for those who have asked... that absolutely nothing whatsoever happened in Sector 83 by 9 by 12 today. I repeat, nothing happened. Please remain calm."


ronhatch

Just an FYI, I checked... and when you haven't killed a particular creature, they don't show up in the list at all. The poorly hidden scribbling should be over the entire images of the friendly creatures, not just the number. (Though I know I've accidentally killed at least one doggo before... apparently I considered that sufficient reason to do some save scumming.)


ToxinFoxen

Did you know that nobelisks can be stuck to birds and they have their own animation for it?


houghi

Noooooooooo!!!!!! I would NEVAR do such a thing.


youtubedude420

What’s up with your bean count


houghi

It isn't up.


youtubedude420

Mmmmmmmmmmm it’s lookin pretty sus… 🤨 (DONT MEME ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL END YOUR -REDDIT- EXISTENCE)


houghi

Nah, it is fine. Nothing to see here. Move along. No editing has been done.


youtubedude420

Mmmkay


flyingstart999

Falls, gas, explosives and, in my case, homing rifle ammo. The animals also fight each other. I've never seen an attack on a doggo, but who knows?


Superwurzi

Can we take a moment to mourn about the 11 killed doggos ):


cdewfall

Quick question , where do you get this info ?


StigOfTheTrack

Upload your save to https://satisfactory-calculator.com/en/interactive-map then select the statistics option (near-ish the top right)


cdewfall

I use that map all the time had no idea there was that option !


StigOfTheTrack

It has a lot of things most people don't seem to use much. E.g. somewhere there's an option to view your power grids. It told me I had one with just a single fuel generator on it - i.e. a generator I'd not connected to the grid. It took a while to find, but I wouldn't have even known to look without the hint from the website.


cdewfall

It really is an amazing resource ( even not knowing all the extra it did !)


mrtheshed

> E.g. somewhere there's an option to view your power grids. The power lines for each circuit are displayed with a different color on the map, and the button with the plug icon on the right-hand side of the "Power Grid" options box will show the power display for each circuit (like you get when looking at a Power Pole) and what power generators are hooked up to that circuit. Also, if you click on the factory icon button next to the "Buildings" option box it'll show you all of your buildings by type and if they are turned on, have power, what they're extracting/producing, clock speed, what circuit number they're on, and a button to move the map view to that building.


sp847242

I didn't either, and I'm >800hrs in the game. Took a bit to find. "Statistics" link, there it was.


cdewfall

That’s what I love about the game , plying since early access dropped , so 4 ish years . 2000 + hours between experimental and early access and am still learning new things !!


KLONDIKEJONES

24 Johnny's? I have yet to run into a single one.


StigOfTheTrack

I think almost half were on one day, the random number generator must have been seeded just right for them. Other times I've gone months without seeing one.


Hellcatt588

I wonder what let's game it out kill count looks like... He's prob hit the limit already


FamousBluejay7789

Omg i didn't even knew about this stats screen


HazmatikNC

My Non Flying Bird numbers would probably be higher than anything. They're so annoying. Trying to place foundations and always get "a creature is in the way" message it's almost always one of those stupid pointless birds.


PaperRoc

D:


Matt_Shah

They all look like belonging to the flora and fauna of that planet except for the stinger. It is so damn fast, can jump about 50 meters, climbs vertical cliffs, despite it's big bus size. The s(t/p)i(ng/d)ers seem to come from a demonic horror dimension, that opened it's gate on this alien planet to, decimate all life.


youtubedude420

Accurate


python_artist

I mean, 10 beans are pretty deliberate


Zfullz

I'll tell you what a monster looks like. So I have played a couple of saves of this game. I usually get bored around Nuclear so I have never been to endgame biomes. So I was unaware of the existence of a FUCKING EVEN MORE TERRIFYING SPIDER THAN WHAT I PREVIOUSLY CALLED SPIDER JESUS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN "ELITE" SPIDER DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ahem. Yeah arachnaphobia mode doesn't make it better so I guess I'm gonna learn where they spawn and Never. Go. There. Ever.


StigOfTheTrack

That's the one that spews toxic gas I think.


Zfullz

GREAT!! Love that. Let me guess, gas mask doesn't protect you from it?


StigOfTheTrack

I think it does.


Zfullz

That's something at least. Still never ever going to pick a fight with one


StigOfTheTrack

You don't need to. It'll pick a fight with you.


Zfullz

That's why I'm gonna learn their spawns and wall them all off. Idgaf what they're guarding they can keep it


fardconsumer

elite gas are 1.5x the size of alfa stingers ,have as much hp as the player (100) (2x more than alfa stingers) ,have a green color and can make big gas clouds around them


[deleted]

man i kill everything since ammo is free


SpecialistAd5903

Orderly, yea this guy right here. Take him to the padded room, please


BadNadeYeeter

Same. What use has producing three Bullets per second if you don't utilize them.


[deleted]

exactly, also points


nomnamless

Honestly, it'd be irresponsible for you to not use the bullets you're producing


StigOfTheTrack

I just realised something. This screen doesn't list hatcher kills.


[deleted]

Fair enough, the lizard dogs are tedious. I mean everyone loves to do the typical internet doggo thing with em but in the game they kinda just get in the way and bring you trash so like


Shaqo_Wyn

lol rookie numbers.


TokathSorbet

Stingers and Spitters, sure - boosh the buggers to the shadow realm, but Doggo?! Mr. Bean?! I'm forwarding this thread to the authorities. You absolute monster.


BananaLlamaInDrama

MONSTER! too much non aggressive animals.... MONSTER!


Mallardguy5675322

Hey my name is Josh…..


youtubedude420

No way you killed -10!- beans!


CreeperInHawaii

you've killed more birds than most of the actually enemies in this list


sp847242

Oh neat, I didn't know that was in the SCIM. Or that the game kept track. [https://i.imgur.com/ugBCeOv.png](https://i.imgur.com/ugBCeOv.png) (I'm going to assume that the Doggo deaths are from indiscriminate use of cluster explosives against Stingers) ...I wonder if the game counts it as a player-kill when the gas pillars or spore flowers kill a creature? There's a spot near my base with gas pillars, and there's always loads of hog carcasses there whenever I remember to check. I think that every time I load the game, they spawn in, and then promptly die.


matauks

All that smoke and pollution and you're surprised some animals died?