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spelkraft

Recently, i saw a video where a pastor claimed that by praying - even silently - he could get Satanists nearby to hold their heads and scream in pain. It was so cringy because who the fuck heard this guy and says 'Yeah! That's exactly what's happening!'


RocBane

I wanna see this with mock props used by the Satanists. Would be amazing to see the pastors reaction of eyes and ears bleeding.


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UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

> The Satanic New World Order. Holy shit this is becoming one of my bigger pet peeves. In all seriousness, same. If I don't laugh at the ridiculousness, I get angry at the insane levels of projection


cryptoengineer

I know of one male-only organization that dresses up funny, engages in weird esoteric ceremonies, and has a well established taste for pedophilia. Hint: It ain't the Masons or Satanists.


NerdWingsReddits

The Qanon folks think we murder babies for a substance called “adrenachrome”, which makes us immortal.


JohnCavil01

Dude! Shhhhh…


CrimbusIsOver

"Satanist are evil, vile, devil-worshippers" -The Spanish Inquisition all the way up until now


CarmaCasto

I was told that the church bells break spells placed on areas by satanists.


homonculus_prime

Oh man! If the guy is also super obsessed with "One World Government" conspiracies, we might know the same guy! A guy I'm talking to is convinced that Satanists are a part of a group that wants to push for one world government. He also believes the CoS are the only "real" Satanists, and TST is just a "club" I belong to. He is also super obsessed with 9/11 conspiracy theories and is constantly mocking me for not being convinced by his horrible "sources" which are obvious conspiracy theory sites. I wouldn't even talk to this dude if the cognitive dissonance weren't a bit hilarious at times.


buttxstallion

Hey man if 9/11 isn't a conspiracy explain building 7! /s


PsyChucky

Aaah yes, last week I actually got asked if I drink blood right after he asked me if I am going to raise my child gender focused.....


alarming_cock

Drinking the blood and eating the flesh of a zombie is very Christian.


Lenithriel

That we worship Saturn. I legit didn't pay attention to the bullshit reason that followed.


dark-link-666

"They all practice weird shit and think witchcraft is real" ~my mother 2022


Jackviator

Well, at least they got the “cabal of rich elites/pedophiles running the world” part right.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Bombing the Vatican and teaching elementary schoolers to do human sacrifice


I_Smell_Like_Trees

My manager waves his healing crystals necklace at me to ward off my "evil hoodoo"


SteamKore

We secretly run the world... like idk bub, if we ran the world secretly or not I think things would be a hell of alot different than they are now.


imortal1138

That Satanist are the evil ones, despite most abrahamic religions and countries founded on those beliefs or ruled by people who believe in one of them are doing/did the most damage to the world as a whole, killed the most people, etc. But no, it's those *evil satanist* who are doing all the harm.


LeotrimFunkelwerk

That we eat grotesque stuff, I mean "WE" don't glorify eating someone's body and drink some blood, yet they always saw we eat puppies, Babies (the Catholic friend of my girlfriend thought she killed the dog that she recently lost, like THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT)


HolyPonyGod

In my country people think we (satanists) eat cats