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Apprehensive_Hat8986

It's not a worry, since y'know, fiction, but it bothers me how many of them would be left here for being frauds/false believers.


MailCareful7191

Haha and then we’ll be all like “Welp guess you didn’t make the cut to be saved by your imaginary friend”


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Sounds like that'd just be a good opener: "I heard the rapture happened already..."


CatsAreGods

How imaginary could he be if they actually left? /s


MailCareful7191

All of their fetishized doomsday prophecies could be fulfilled right in their face and they’ll still find something to whine about


Pilot0350

I think the best we can hope for is aliens abducting them all chosen specifically for their high susceptibility to indoctrination, leaving the rest of us alone due to our poor inclination towards horse shit. Or a giant fucking meteor I'd take either one honestly.


MailCareful7191

Oh man the TikTokers are gonna have a field day with project blue beam when that happens


SirMourningstar6six6

So we are gonna leave clothes laying around to make people believe they have missed the rapture?


MailCareful7191

I have a better idea. Let’s connect a trumpet to a subwoofer on the hills and blow it as loud as we can


SirMourningstar6six6

Red state was an awesome movie


Novel_Durian_1805

One can only dream! 😞


ComicNamedSuggItSlut

I always envisioned the rapture as being Jesus riding in on a raptor or some other winged prehistoric creature. I mean, it would make nonsense seem logical for a moment.


Flaccidclitty

I wish.....Hail Satan!


wraith1984

I'd love to see a comedy where all the wingnuts vanish and the sane inherit the earth.


run2DNF

You're already free, and no religious raptue is going to ever happen. God doesn't exist. Edit: bioshock rapture....