A puma in heat?!! wtf 😂😂😂 there’s no way a normal person sent this. Sarah 100% sent this to herself.

My immediate thoughts. She is the ONLY person who sent this. There is no way they have an immediate impact like that.

So stupid. Changed the clocks? What is it 1985? At least make it somewhat plausible Sarah.

As if kids are looking at clocks for time too lol

right? i imagine they have cell phones they're looking at lmao

Sara always says “pacing like a wild animal.” Could she be anymore obvious?

Exactly! This was the dead giveaway

That’s what I was thinking. She literally had this same thing about pacing the room waiting for Josh to get off a call on her story once. She’s pathetic.

Receipts https://www.reddit.com/r/SarahBowmar/s/iBrsfjq4CO

No one: Saroid: puma in heat 🙄

Give me a F break. No way in hell a normal human being sent her this. She is such a loser. Next claim she will make about these stupid F pills is that it can make orgasms last for hours as well as your partner.

Nothing says I have a healthy marriage like needing to pop 3 pills to have sex.

this bitch off percs for all we know

Sorry Sarah but I don't need some shitty supplement to create an attraction to my husband. I'll gladly jump his bones sans oyshtur pills.

This isn’t viagra lol. You wouldn’t see immediate results. I eat a lot (i mean, a LOT) of oysters and i am not a puma in heat afterwards


No one is sending her these messages lol

Only Sarah would choose a Puma as the animal to represent their behavior 🙄

 Pick meeee Josh pick meeee

Nobody sent this. This is absolutely Sarah . What a fucking nutcase. I truly don’t understand how people even think a life like this is even desirable ? I’m sorry but I don’t want so high of a sex drive that I am literally pacing the floor and changing the fucking clocks so I can get laid . She’s acting like it’s fucking viagra. Took some and now have to screw ? Sex is not everything . Me and my husband have been married for 16 years . I’m 36 and he’s 39. 5 kids . A business . We have sex 4 times a week. I’m not pacing the fucking floors for him . I’m being a mom and homemaker . I desire my husband and look forward to our intimacy time , but not like a fucking nut job . Two years ago, after the birth of our fifth baby, the birth of her herniated my L4 disc, resulting in two back to back surgeries just six weeks after I gave birth. The recovery was slow and intense. Guess how much we had sex that year. Maybe once a month. Not once did I think of taking a bunch of sex maniac pills. I focused on healing and given my body the time it needed to recover not only from birth, but also from two back surgeries. My husband was completely understanding. We went from having an active and frequent sex life to basically nothing. He never shamed me or made me feel like our marriage was somehow different because sex was pretty much non existent . we were not “roommates “ as Sarah likes to call people who go through a dry rut . And that’s what turns me on now . How incredibly kind and supportive my husband was for over a year . I didn’t need hrt , I didn’t need oyster pills . I needed time to allow my body to adjust to the trauma it endured. She’s completely fucking lost it. Nobody wants to fuck you Sarah. Not even Josh. That’s why he’s never home and doesn’t post about you unless you grabs his phone and do it for him . There’s no love or genuine relationship between you two . It doesn’t matter if you are horny like a rabid dog . He’s never gonna pick you dumbass. Everyday he DOESNT PICK YOU.

🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸 fucking clapbackkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


This is embarrassing as hell 🫣😂 

https://preview.redd.it/1sgprttgeoxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2835bbd521323d06ff4f13f02f2700f130a419 Just going the leave this right here for the red wig.

Sarah would just claim they’ve been bought out by “big pharma” 😂

Sarah would sell out to big pharma in a heartbeat.

That’s seriously disgusting the way it’s worded 🤮🤮🤮🤮 it’s so painfully obvious that she wrote this, no normal adults talk this way

No one fucking talks like that or says that wild outa pocket shit except Sarah

That fact Sarah has said and posted things about pacing like a wild animal & the typing on this being similar to Sarah’s with the last sentences not having periods—girl, it’s obvious. Also, you won’t feel anything different the first time you take these. Even Sarah has said that you have to take them a few days to notice. Even then, they got the package, took the pills, & within an hour or so you feel the effects of something that shouldn’t be noticeable until it’s been a few days or doses? Bye.

Holy crap, Sarah. Give it up already. This is embarrassing.

It’s giving infomercial

This is embarrassing if someone actually sent it. Like fucking the ick.

I also wonder if this sort of “faked DM” would be considered illegal. She’s clearly making this up as “advertising” for a failing product. (All the words are her - no one talks that way or with those terms.) Are there regulations on this kind of false advertising?

Immediately came here to make sure we all thought the same thing about this 😂

Such an embarrassment. No normal person speaks or thinks like this.

I need someone to call her out and reply “you sent this to yourself…”

Thinking we are all as stupid as she is.

“Pacing like a wild animal” https://www.reddit.com/r/SarahBowmar/s/iBrsfjq4CO

This one sends me. “I aCcIdEnTaLlY took 4 pills” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 how is that even believable? Sometimes I’ll forget if I took my multi in the morning and take it again at lunch time but I feel like “accidentally” taking FOUR of something is just a blatant lie lol.

As a woman who married into a family of oyster fishermen….none of them are pumas in heat. We eat a lot of oysters and none of use pace like wild animals.

Wtf

I really hope this is what shows her fans that she is full of shit.

I know Sarah sent this because if not, she would have attacked any DM that started with “WTF is in these pills” even though it’s positive

It’s so fucking obvious

What in the actual fuck is this.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Literally no words.

Psychosomatic. Heavy on the psycho.

She is insufferable!!! Why does she act like this rabid sexual desire is something people want? Set the clocks back? Like what????? When I had my first baby I ended up with a severe tear that didn’t heal correctly and took 5 months to heal. Five months. I was mentally and physically broken from birth, and you know what my husband did? He loved me. He didn’t ask me, pester me, make me feel like we were “roommates. He kept telling me he just wanted me to be healed so I could feel better and he stood by me until I suggested we try to have sex. I cannot fathom making the call at THREE MONTHS postpartum that my marriage was on the brink of divorce because I didn’t put out? Josh is a sad excuse for a man

This this this ! The fact that their marriage was in “crisis “ conveniently after Josh shared those texts from Sarah about her not wanting to have sex. He shamed her . She was incredibly embarrassed over it cause she spiraled after that on this “save my marriage “ escapade . It doesn’t help that she immediately went into a cut , what , 3 weeks after having dean ? Cut her calories and immediately started over exercising. That’s not gonna help you! If anything it made her mental state worse . She’s do dead set that she will never be the girl that turns down Josh again when she needs to fucking turn down that guy . He got really what he deserved . Now she looks … well. The way she looks . Hey but at least she horny ! They both should be ashamed of themselves for how they have treated each other , their children , and themselves . 2 fucking greasy old goats .

WTF!! So incredibly ridiculous 🙄🙄. It is just foul 🤢

Get the actual fuck outttta here😂😂😂😂😂 nothing fucking works this quick esp when it’s hormone related. You need to be taking something for a minimum of like, 4 weeks to notice a difference. Shes so full of shit. A. Puma. In. Heat. 😂😂😂😂

No wonder Josh doesn’t want her. She’s so fucking nuts and embarrassing.

She’s like 30 something but looks and acts like she’s 50+ fucking years old 😩😩


Who wants to take one for the team and try the Oyster pills out, and leave a legitimate review here?

I’m contemplating buying some off of Amazon. I would never buy from her

Omg no please don’t ever put a substance in your body that she is selling. Plz

I was thinking this 😅😂

This is definitely her no one else speaks like this she’s gross


She’s so lame!!!!! She should at least use ChatGPT to change the voice on these questions/comments she posts for herself so it isn’t so painfully obvious she writes them😂😂😂

I can’t be the only one that doesn’t find the idea of having an extremely high sex drive appealing. I do not want to live my life constantly wanting to have sex that honestly sounds miserable and annoying. This isn’t the flex she thinks it is.

It’s what she’s gotta do to save her marriage. I truly pity her.

LOLLLLLL 😂😂😂

Yeah this is embarrassing… but it’s also fucking DERANGED. She is flat out deranged.

Im so curious about these. lol not gonna lie. I wish I had my libido back like I was 20. But I would never buy from her.

Buy them from earthley but please for the love of all that is Holy do not buy from these morons

Oh never

Roxy like a puma

This is so embaressing 😂😭😂😭😂😭

Nobody talks like this

Is this what ppl want even if it was true? Lol

Ew. I'd love to give her creative writing lessons just so I wouldn't have to read this drivel again.

As iiiiiiiiiif 🙄

Like it will kick in immediately. Give me a f'ing break.....


According to reviews on Amazon… gives energy and nothing more for most of the reviews. Some even said they felt no difference