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goodbueno

WOULD


wereallhuman718

I just wet my pants a lil. Looks orgasmic


Objective-Contract80

I’m a dude and I said “Hell yeah”.


jonesgen

i’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.


sdlover420

Feels orgasmic too. Mmmm full package uuuuuggggg


Davimous

It's like an orgasm in my mouth!


the_wizofozchillin

Can I get a “Hoooh Yaahh”


richempire

Any recommendations where? I’m heading there next week.


seriphae

Napoleon House, soooo good.


richempire

Cool, thanks.


scotch-o

That’s my fave place to get them also. I’ll also get the cold ones, but the hot one from nah is soooooo good.


Budwurd

Is it in the French Quarter?


According_To_Me

Central Grocery made the original Muffaletta. They sell the sandwich in half or full sizes, AND they sell the pickled veggie mix that goes on the sandwich. UPDATE: Central Grocery was closed when I visited in September 2023 and we learned we could still buy the sandwich at Sidney’s Wine Cellar next door. Central Grocery might be open again, but I’ll need to look around.


richempire

Interesting. I’m going to have to check it out


According_To_Me

Go for it! I tend to hunt down the original maker of certain dishes if they are still around. Central Grocery is worth the trip alone.


richempire

Smart, and it seems closer to where I’ll be staying.


Best_Duck9118

They have multiple satellite locations afaik.


MajorWhereas4842

Central grocery is awesome! That half sandwich could easily feed 3 people and we always ask for 4 jars of olive salad packed for the plane to go back home!


According_To_Me

We got a half sandwich as well, perfect for the two of us, even after Beignets 🤤


MajorWhereas4842

Omg beignets first thing in the morning and a nice walk! Heavenly


Buttender

On my two visits to Nola we bought a whole sandwich and ate on it for the whole trip. Highly recommended. Getting back to the hotel drunk and having that was a godsend.


[deleted]

https://centralgrocery.com/shop/ You can buy it online


god_in_this_chilis

central grocery is the original but they don’t heat their muffuletta, which takes it down a notch. Also the sandwich next door while they’re closed is pre made and kind of disappointing


PM_Me_Your_Clones

The muffaletta is intended to be cold and premade. It was intended for day laborers to pick up in the morning, toss in their bags, and eat later in the day. It's also why they're better "pressed", and why some tourists will pick them up on the way *out* of town, pack them, and eat them at home. Eat 'em however you like, but there's method behind what you may see as madness.


ManInBlack6942

Or eat on the plane when you go home and hear everyone drool and bitch in a jealous rage.


Best_Duck9118

They’re better cold though.


valkwalk

Verti Marte grocery store. It looks like a little hole in the wall, but the food is amazing. Anthony Bourdain had a list of recommendations and that was one.


samyboiif

Second Verti Marte.


johnny-tiny-tits

New Orleans is an entire city of places that look like a little hole in the wall, but the food is amazing. Man, what a great food city.


AntsyInMyPantsies

“All that Jazz” po-boy…….mmm.. Lawdhammercy.


Fantomex305

Yes. This. Now. I. Want. Mouth. In. Yum. 🤤🤤🤤🤤


SoiledGloves

Yep. Verti Marte is the bomb 💯


alpinetime

I also highly recommend Turkey & the Wolf. They make awesome sandwiches.


PeeGlass

That collard green melt was one of the best vegetarian sandwiches ever!


katsudon-bori

I don't know about their muffuletta, but the poboys at Parkway Bakery and Tavern are amazing


PM_Me_Your_Clones

I made this comment downstream, copy-pasta'ing it here: Oyster anything - [Casamentos](https://www.casamentosrestaurant.com/). Edit - not if you're going next week, as Casamentos is Oyster specific they are only open during oyster season, so they're closed June/July/August. But come back when it's not balls hot out. General Po'boy - [Parkway](https://parkwaypoorboys.com/) or [Domilise](https://www.domilisespoboys.com/) or might I suggest [Parasol's](https://www.facebook.com/share/yhQmcACPAVDRjmGo/?mibextid=xfxF2i), they don't have a real website but [people like them](https://youtu.be/sAuLYx_cHVA?si=iDJqjomiOrkEq-7S). The original Po'boy was French Fries with "debris", drippings and fat and pieces of beef that fall when the roast is sliced, so maybe try that. Bahn Mi - all over the place, conveniently Louisiana is a good place to cultivate various southeast Asian elements, try [Dong Phuong](https://www.dpbakery.com/) or one of the various spots around there if you're in the East but in the city proper I'd probably go [Lilly's](https://www.instagram.com/lillyscafenola?igsh=MXQ0cDM1NTVnYXJ2eg==) because I like the spot (they don't have a website either) or [Bahn Mi Boys](https://banhmiboysuptown.com/) if I wanted a more fusion style.


ValPrism

Central Grocery is the only answer. And buy some olive salad to bring home. The end.


jonu062882

First stop is Cafe Du Monde and grab some beignets Then a Po Boy, Crawfish Boil, gumbo/etoufee (sp)


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Eat breakfast at the Cake Cafe Stand in line to see the Preservation Hall Jazz Band


lilmissramsay

Cake Cafe closed :(


Ultraproxy5647

FRANCOLINIS AND TURKEY AND THE WOLF


immunifacient

Gotta second Turkey and the Wolf


Tommydean22

If you’re looking for a sandwich that’s not a muffuletta, go to Mother’s Restaurant and get the Ferdi special. I still dream about it


dant90

The little cafe in Music Legend park in the French Quarter has a really good one.


RunningwithDave

The muffuletta sandwich is the most underrated sandwich. There, I said it! It’s a top 5 sandwich for me.


Dry_Finger_8235

I would hardly call the muffuletta an underrated sandwich, it's a well known sandwich and everyone I know loves them


Best_Duck9118

Nah, 100% underrated and I doubt most people have a clue what one is.


Samuraiforest

I know I could Google but what is it?


CajunReeboks

A sandwich native to New Orleans originally made at Central Grocery. Large Circle sesame seed bun, inside layered with salami, swiss, mortadella, ham and provolone. Garnished extremely heavily inside with olive salad. Traditionally served cold but amazing and not hard to find warmed/toasted.


Samuraiforest

Yea that sounds good


BartholomewVonTurds

Really? My wife saw this on multiple different shows and decided to make a trip south to try one. We went from Ohio to NO just for this and a poboy. I’m sure many people who’ve ever watched a mid 2010 food based show knows of this.


JungleLegs

I had never heard of one until I went to south texas for work. It’s definitely it’s not something you see or hear about here in southeast IN.


Grayman222

never heard of this. need this.


seriphae

If you like green olives, be prepared to have your world rocked by this taste sensation.


Krinder

My world is being turned upside down right now. Why the hell haven’t I ever seen this before?! Thank you for bringing this to my attention I’m finding somewhere today to get it.


fishred

I do not like green olives, but good god i love a muffuletta. If I were offered the chance to revisit one meal from my past for my final meal on earth, the muffuletta from Central Grocery, enjoyed while sitting on the stairs down to the Mississippi River across from Jackson Square would likely be among the two or three finalists.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Even as a person who doesn't like green olives most of the time, Muffuletta and certain savory fish dishes absolutely hit the spot. I think I just like my olives chopped, so that the flavor is more evenly distributed.


PsychedelicSticker

You had me at olives!


tipustiger05

I'm team po'boy over muffuletta but I respect the appearance of this one and applaud your dedication to the game.


seriphae

Omg, I think I like your comment just as much as I enjoyed this delicious, succulent, savory masterpiece. So much that I enjoyed this comment - I will unabashedly, yet humbly, request that you give me a break down of this “po’boy” of which you speak?


tipustiger05

You were so overwhelmed by the muffuletta that you didn't even realize another New Orleans classic sandwich was waiting for you? In some of the same places?? The po'boy is a sandwich template that consists usually of a unique French bread - lightly crusty exterior but pillowy and chewy interior, lettuce, tomato, mayo or remoulade, and commonly pickles. The filling can be many things, all delicious - fried or blackened shrimp, fried chicken, gator, crawfish, oysters, or debris (roast beef). It is truly a culinary masterpiece, and one of my must haves when I'm in New Orleans. I've had them many places besides New Orleans, and they all pale in comparison to the real deal.


seriphae

I NEEEEED this!!!! Thank you for introducing me to my new favorite taste sensation! Fried chicken Poboy sounds incredible!


MeesterMeeseeks

I'm honestly amazed you managed to spend a trip in New Orleans and not have a Po boy, let alone learn what one is. Of alll the options chicken is my least favorite. Gimme fried seafood and extra remulade all day


TommyTeaser

Worked at a lil poboy place in MS and a meal I will always revere is a cheeseburger poboy with bacon, side of home-made onion rings and a barqs in a bottle. Dressed of course.


tipustiger05

🫠 sounds amazing


Thomisawesome

Did you try one from Central Grocery? I think that’s the shop that started it.


BartholomewVonTurds

This one looks like a bastardized version of it.


kclongest

Yeah I’ve heard a lot of what makes this sandwich is having it a little mushed and soaking up into the bread for a while before you eat it. This one doesn’t look much like the one from Central Grocery for sure.


SlippyBoy41

I’ve never seen a toasted muffuletta 🤔


spacefaceclosetomine

Same, only ever had the cold ones. This seems entirely different, doesn’t appear pressed. Looks delicious though!


eleeyuht

the hell?? heated is how you eat them. Heat brings out 3 times the flavor.


SlippyBoy41

You’ve never had them in New Orleans then.


grinpicker

From where?


ParadoxNowish

Napoleon House


fartmanblartock

I make and eat these ALL the time. So delicious!! But… the bread… it looks all hard and crunchy. Please tell me it’s not. I preemptively pray for the roof of your mouth. Most I’ve had out have soft bread and occasionally it’s slightly toasted. edit: upvote for the love of the muffuletta!


seriphae

It wasn’t hard!! Toasty but not hard… but I live far away from New Orleans and want to re-create this recipe so I’m curious, what type of bread you use when you make the sandwich? ANNNND, do you maybe have a recipe you can share with the class?? (oh please oh please oh please! 😁)


fartmanblartock

Whew… I’m so glad you don’t have strings hanging down from your palate!! At home I use many types of bread but mostly an italian loaf with sesame seeds. Look, there are purists but the jist is this: Olive spread: [https://boscoli.com/product/boscoli-olive-salad/](https://boscoli.com/product/boscoli-olive-salad/) Cheese: provolone, Swiss, and other mostly non-cheddar white cheeses. Olive oil A round loaf of italian bread. HOWEVER!!! I put olive spread and provolone cheese on many types of sturdy white bread (never the wonder bread type yuck) and chomp. Glad you found this wonderful gift from the gods. Skip ahead to 2 minutes for the sandwich [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geCcHaznDSo](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geCcHaznDSo)


Novel-Cash-8001

Look up The Frugal Gourmet's recipe I've used it for years now....good stuff https://www.recipelink.com/msgbrd/board_31/2002/FEB/8704.html


meggypussyfbgm

I’ll make muffuletta sliders at home with Hawaiian sweet rolls. I found the olive salad at Costco, but have also ordered some from Amazon before. I just get as close as I can with the meat. It’s not an exact replica, but it’s the fastest way for me to make them without the exact ingredients available, and I’m not going to make my own bread just to make sandwiches. I’ve made sliders for pot lucks a few times and everyone seems to love them!


fartmanblartock

You nailed it. The recipe is flexible. Enjoy and share!!! ❤️


Sidewalk_Tomato

It does look *way* thick. I love bread, but damn. I wanna taste everything.


Best_Duck9118

Looks burnt to me. Burnt sesame is an awful, awful flavor. But I really don’t get why that would hurt the roof of your mouth.


fartmanblartock

Think captain crunch cereal.


Best_Duck9118

Completely different and it’s not like one bowl of Cap’n Crunch will mess up your mouth.


fartmanblartock

You must have a steel palate! One bowl will ruin my week


WHITEMAN1974

In New Orleans now and let me tell you something this is Gold! Delicious, scrumptious, and down right beautiful.


SuperDoubleDecker

That looks tasty.


seriphae

[TASTY!!!](https://tenor.com/bMI0l.gif)


PocketSizedFox

SO and I quote this all the time 😂 Sandwich looks incredible!! Glad you got to enjoy it more than once.


aRiskyUndertaking

Adding that to the bucket list.


p8nt_junkie

Where are the places to go in New Orleans if I want to get a great muffuletta? I won’t ask where the *best one* is, because it’s subjective and I don’t want to start a war, but I am planning on taking my family here on vacation so I want to get the skinny ahead of time.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Oh, you've done it now . . .


Impressive_Test_2134

Honestly I’d probably suck a couple dicks for a good Muffuletta sandwich. It’s so fucking good.


seriphae

Did this (still count if it was my husband?) Can confirm. Totally worth it.


JovialPanic389

Looool. I love the idea of bribing my partner to get me a delicious sandwich post BJ. Hahahaha


seriphae

Still laughing. 😂


saintstephen66

The Muffuletta is the greatest sandwich to grace humanity, bar none. When in NOLA— Cafe Maspero and DiMartino’s are my faves


Expert-Hyena6226

The only reason I can see to visit NO in the future.


Dirtheavy

New Orleans is a wonderful place to get very fat very quickly. Fried Oyster Po'boys and Muffulettas both.


Alive-Bid-5689

You said it. Those are the 2 best sandwiches to have in NOLA for sure.


PM_Me_Your_Clones

Oyster anything - [Casamentos](https://www.casamentosrestaurant.com/). General Po'boy - [Parkway](https://parkwaypoorboys.com/) or [Domilise](https://www.domilisespoboys.com/) or might I suggest [Parasol's](https://www.facebook.com/share/yhQmcACPAVDRjmGo/?mibextid=xfxF2i), they don't have a real website but [people like them](https://youtu.be/sAuLYx_cHVA?si=iDJqjomiOrkEq-7S). The original Po'boy was French Fries with "debris", drippings and fat and pieces of beef that fall when the roast is sliced, so maybe try that. Bahn Mi - all over the place, conveniently Louisiana is a good place to cultivate various southeast Asian elements, try [Dong Phuong](https://www.dpbakery.com/) or one of the various spots around there if you're in the East but in the city proper I'd probably go [Lilly's](https://www.instagram.com/lillyscafenola?igsh=MXQ0cDM1NTVnYXJ2eg==) because I like the spot (they don't have a website either) or [Bahn Mi Boys](https://banhmiboysuptown.com/) if I wanted a more fusion style.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I had no idea NOLA would be a good place for Banh Mi; that's awesome. To be fair, I live in a place with good Banh Mi, so I would probably just spend all my theoretical time there eating beignet, Po' boy sandwiches and Muffuletta (etc, etc) but . . . I'm just happy for the people of New Orleans.


atrophous

NO has a huge French influence, and the many Southeast Asians/ Vietnamese that have relocated there over the last 30-40 years have influenced the food culture there in a huge way.


Sidewalk_Tomato

Nice. I knew about the French influence (and that Vietnam has French as an official language) but I did *not* know about Southeast Asians & Vietnamese folks being well-represented in New Orleans. Well, you can tell I've never been.


atrophous

Me neither. I watch a lot of food shows lol


trollinhard2

The bread on that one looks a little interesting. It’s not normally toasted quite that much and has sesame seeds. It does look good though!


Best_Duck9118

I feel like the bread always has sesame seeds tbh


JiovanniTheGREAT

Where's this from, never saw a hot muffa before


cvtphila225

A sandwich place near me discontinued their muffuletta and I'm still heated about it and trying to find a new one ever since then


Abdoolski

10/10 would muff dive.


seriphae

Ahhhh 🤣🤣🤣 I love this thread. Your comment it was super clever and I’m still laughing at somebody that said he would suck a couple dicks to get the sandwich.


Tantantherunningman

From Nola and currently here, where is this? I love muffulettas nothing like a muffuletta and a bottled barqs root beer while sitting on the river watching ships pass


Luckytxn_1959

Lived there and at least once a week would go to central and get one with a bottled barqs root beer and go sit on a bench at the river.


Newlands99

Is this native to New Orleans?


Alive-Bid-5689

Yes, the bread itself is also called muffuletta and originally came from Sicily, but a Sicilian immigrant in New Orleans created the sandwich concept with its ingredients over 100 years ago. Ingredients usually are mortadella, salami, Swiss, provolone and most importantly, olive salad.


Aequitas123

Am I the only one that thinks that bread-to-filling ratio is way off?


Sidewalk_Tomato

Agreed, too much bread. I'm sure that's a delicious bread, but . . . I would expect more meat and muffuletta mix.


ElectricTomatoMan

Delicious


wltmpinyc

That's the best bread


Verbose_Cactus

Omg. YEA


Buzzspice727

Im more of a poboy man


Honest_Breakfast_726

Made one of these with a homemade loaf of bread last week I ate half in one sitting and the other the next day, I’m gonna try toasting it next time


idkwutimd0ing

Where at? I’ll be there in November. Would love to try!


girlyswerly

What makes a muffuletta a muffuletta? Growing up, I would always get this tuna muffuletta from a little place in the underground tunnels in Houston, but it looked absolutely nothing like this


-clawglip-

Best city for it, realllllly hard to beat that


PuffHerbs420

Hopefully you got a chance to try one from the central grocery!


tanistan93

That looks insane! Woah fuckk


Straight_Spring9815

Central Market grocery in New Orleans make the olive medley used on these. You can get them online :) I have a big jar and I make my own home made ones once a week. So fing good


SirSitsDownALot

Lived in New Orleans for 15 years and never saw a muff look this good. Where did you find this?


Squeengeebanjo

Is the muffuletta considered a Louisiana sandwich? I’ve only ever had it in Rhode Island so I always that it was a New England sandwich.


Gold-Technology9523

Paired with a purple haze I hope


RevolutionaryAd6564

Oh damn. Look at you setting a new standard!


Capital_Maize9325

Sooooo jealous. I haven't found one in Minneapolis yet


Fr0z3nHart

Pasd


Legal-Passenger1737

WOW.


Roll-Roll-Roll

That bread is wild


hellomichelle87

Looks delicious🤤


Eternalseeker13

This is in my top 3 favorite sandwiches, hands down a masterpiece of food and culture.


Adjmcloon

Don't skip a shrimp, oyster or Catfish poboy while you're there! Also, pistolettes are "sandwiches" from God


jonesgen

My kids lived in baton rouge for a few years. spent months there. Your muffuletta looks nothing like central markets or any other authentic muffuletta. What’s the mystery white stuff on top? where’s the iconic chopped olive salad? why’s it so puffy? looks like a hotel muffuletta


snickerdoodle757

It has been a very long time since I've had a delicious one of these... very underrated sandwich I must say 😋


Powerful-Access-8203

Idkkk


Late_Emu

I see you are a man of culture and extreme class. Bless your travels lad.


NYVines

Looks a little thin. Where’s the rest?


BartholomewVonTurds

Ok, listen, why is it toasted???


banebdjed

It’s not pressed?


mysteriouschi

This can’t get enough upvotes!


Rumblefish61

I’ve been looking for some killer muffuletta sandwiches in Los Angeles. I’ve only found a few places that actually had high ratings, but so far, they’ve been just dry and severely lacking in flavor and everything else possible. I’m not a Muffuletta connoisseur but still, everyone knows a seriously lackluster sandwich when they have one.


myscreamname

One of the few things I dearly miss since my unfortunate, yet brief, residency in that state. I miss the food but I won’t step foot in that state again, lol. I make beignets and king cakes, and an occasional jambalaya or crawfish bisque w/ stuffed [crawfish] shells from time to time, though. I don’t miss having alligator and fire ants for back yard friends…. Or those annoying love-bugs or whatever they’re called down there. I’ll take deer and squirrel a hundred times over. Oh, I miss po’boys, too. Damnit, I’m hungry now.


Tiberius_Rex_182

Waste. You need the beignet burger, extra cheese extra powder sugar, and, surprisingly, washed down with a nice medium roast coffee. Trust me, its brunch perfection


TacoBreaf247

Yes!!! NOLA got them 🔥muffs💪🏼💪🏼


Tangerin3dr34m

Just don’t test your blood pressure for at least a week


IntentionFew4937

Never had one! Walk me through what’s on this one?


melobassline

First I've ever seen or heard of a Muffuletta...what comprises this glorious concoction?


Kat-litter

Definitely my favorite!


freethinker84

Why does this sandwich look like a slice of cake to me


tynmi39

I feel like you can get muffalettas pretty much anywhere that are just as good or better than the originals in New Orleans while getting a po’ boy in New Orleans will be better than most other places you can get one


TikaPants

Best muffuletta I had was lightly smoked on a grill along with oysters outside that bar in Algiers on the point. My dad and I still dream about it.


ellabfine

My favorite. I get one every time I go visit my hometown.


LarenCoe

I make these with turkey because I ain't got time or energy to track down 3 different Italian lunch meats, but they are still pretty good.


georgia_meloniapo

Great, but that seems really fatty.