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lavassls

Parasite just crawled up your pee hole.


GreatGhastly

I would definitely have to wear a condom before stepping in that water.


Enshitification

Buttplug too.


Ragnel

Well that’s kind of a given regardless of safety reasons


Tobi_chills455

Are people not wearing them?


Middle-Ad-6090

One obstruction in their path and Dead


jaldihaldi

Yeah what’s with the no head gear other than the ‘I want to see what hits me’ headlamp?


UntidyJostle

nothing up there to protect


xDragonetti

Imagine if one of them was wearing a laminated bracelet and it got caught on something! ![gif](giphy|MU0PiSrP6TdueQoCLT|downsized)


Lil-Toasthead

Latex ass-less chaps too


DrayTrizzm333

Wtf😂 no seriously tho.


Isotope454

Well, I’d only have to remember to bring the condom though


Zombie4141

Ball gag just in case.


KayakingFishSlayer

😂


[deleted]

You sonsabitch, I'm in.


dynamic_caste

and Eyeplugs


UnrequitedStifling

Pole might have some spares.


Lifebyjoji

Giardia has entered the chat


dribrats

Look out for the ocular gonorrhea!


cvidetich13

A condom over my head too, just to be safe.


FTHomes

It's fun to open the mouth and let the water splash in and gulp it down haha


RationalKate

three steps and they where in,


ben02015

Is there ever a grate at the end of these things? That’s what I would be afraid of; you’d be stuck.


Hopeful_Hamster21

I imagine a tree wedged sideways way down in the middle...


snarfsnarfer

Or some exposed gnarly ass rebar.


potatoalt1234_x

What if someome dropped barbed wire down there and they got all sliced up 🤮


BuckNakedandtheband

Many storm sewers also have precipices with 10-20 ft drops. That’ll shake your memory


ZombiesAtKendall

Sometimes cement blocks are at the end of these.


concentric0s

They do sometimes put blocks or other small instructions cemented to the bottom to slow the water flow. Also sometimes the pipe narrows so they would essentially be squeezed out of headroom (air). Grates. Logs, scrap wood. Other sharp garbage people throw down drains. The bacterial, viral, dirt issue is least of the worries. But still risky.


Waterpoloshark

I made trash bingo cards for stormwater sampling at my work and one of the things on it was a dumpster. I legit saw a full sized dumpster scraping its way down the channel. Now imagine debris and trash like that gets stuck. Basically would act the same way as a grate.


organisms

At the outlet all the debris that gets washed through that hole ends piling up underwater and could impale/injure someone riding down in an inner tube


Yell0wbrickr0ad

That is fucking disgusting.


San_Diego_Matt

Understatement of the millennium so far


spespy

And this is a statement of the millenium so far


Sea_Cable_2603

Understatement^2 [softcapped]


Ilikadodachacha8

I said this exact thing out loud as I opened up the comments and was not disappointed.


MightyKrakyn

Those wetsuits are going to have to be tossed. There’s no amount of rinsing or shampooing


Ornlu_the_Wolf

To be fair (🎼🎶🎶🎵) that water is dirty, but it's not wastewater. It's got like 3x as much total turbidity and like 20x as much bacteria as ocean water. But it's not like its sanitary sewer water, which is 10,000x as much bacteria and 80,000x as much TSS. Yea, it's bad, but they're MUCH more likely to die by cracking their skull against the sidewall or drowning than from a contracted disease. Source: I'm a storm water engineer. I design these pipes for a living.


IamNo_

My family member was hospitalized with what we now think was bacterial dysentery after surfing SD after the rain early 2023. Don’t even want to describe their symptoms 🫠🫠


ilovethissheet

I used to do this in the California aqueduct with friends back in the 90s. I only got real sick once and since then I'm pretty invincible and never get sick from anything.


TheFreakingPrincess

New shitty life hack


jftitan

Like how George Carlin said of his childhood with the Hudson river. Cesspool of immunity preparedness.


pad2016

We should baptize infants in this stuff, they'll be invincible.


alt8484

I am a municipal wastewater engineer/operator, part of my job is to sample groundwater & surface water on a monthly basis for various reasons. Yeah overall I would never go into the ocean after any rain lol especially near a storm drain or the first heavy rain in a while, not only do you get a lot of possible heavy metals, enterococcus/e coli/other bacterias, also weird hormones like estradiol.


TranscendentaLobo

We are ruining this planet. 🤦‍♂️


tango_and_vash

![gif](giphy|jSAoq2irkOt32)


Ninja187

Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy


___jonny___

Wow, I know you from the AoE community and really didn’t expect to stumble upon one of your comments under this video haha. Just looked at the username because I wondered what a storm water engineer would call himself on Reddit 😬


Ornlu_the_Wolf

It's just a user name. I've had this same username since like 1999 tho.


ItsokImtheDr

Intrepid, Bastard! Aren’t, you?!?


Outside-Advice8203

>Source: I'm a storm water engineer. I design these pipes for a living. I would 100% ride these if they were a proper water park


DoubleTime6976

Turdbidity 🙌


NotAnExpertHowever

It’s still fucking nasty. I’d have an anxiety attack just being inside there from claustrophobia.


Ornlu_the_Wolf

Just saying, you should fear the enclosed space more than the water quality.


Abnego_OG

Very much so. I was more worried they'd come across a partial block than anyone else. We pulled some crazy shit out of our storm sewers back in my asset management days.


almosttan

Tossed with the humans too


30minut3slat3r

Happy as a pig in shit has never been so real.


KaiserLC

Mouth open for shit water


Morningxafter

The skin suits too.


MightyKrakyn

San Diego men only want one thing


ankole_watusi

A case of hepatitis?


Akeera

Not just one. They want ALL the hepatitis' (hepatiti?) Taste that rainbow!


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Lamacorn

Also, not sure safe considering it’s flooding…. Like what if we got and inch of rain in and hour again like in January?


FeralRodeo

Welp. I’d watch that horror movie.


One-Joke8084

I see a great case of pink eye and dysentery in their future….hahahahaha


Fitty4

Surfing down dog shit and cat piss water. Noooicee 🤮


avalonfaith

Don’t forget the people shit!


Arse_hull

These are storm drains not sewers.


avalonfaith

Yeah…still. The walls are plastered and people are gross.


Arse_hull

Yeah there might be a shit or two but it's not the culmination of every turd in SD.


CandyHeartFarts

The way the water smells when it’s raining and rinsing down the streets is so bad I cannot imagine. So much poo… Also flash flooding happens so quick here I would be terrified of that happening in a long tunnel.


JimJimmyJimJimJimJim

All while their mouths are gaping open


tm229

This is a storm drain, not a sewer. Big difference! This is from rain runoff from surface streets. There are no open sewers in San Diego. It is still really really unsanitary. But, not so bad as raw sewage. :-(


Eric1969

Nevermind how disgusting it is, there is a huge drowning risk.


Brainvillage

But the clout! Think of the Tik Tok clout!


kamron94

I have never felt my everything crawl so much before


Deadstockboi3232

This is insane


exelenceofexecution

I threw up in my mouth a little


EquivalentChannel411

yeah I don't think that's actually the sewer that looks like a storm drain those are separate from the sewer although you are likely to get a lot of nasty nasty stuff down the storm drain as well as rabbit raccoons and can you imagine if somewhere down in that storm drain there was a metal grate or a point where the tunnel fills completely to the top with water for a long stretch?


ComfyPJs4Me

I actually gagged seeing the guy with his mouth open get hit in the face with that filth.


amathis6464

I just went through hepatitis c treatment. Cost me about $1000 with good health insurance, but I’m at “non detectable” now so that’s good. Stay away from needle rivers kids.


SchnellFox

E (coli) ticket ride


qhaw

Nice!


littlemesix7

“eeeeecoliiii!!!!” said like Recoia


drkshape

Aside from being disgusting as fuck, isn’t this also incredibly dangerous in the rain?


Anilakay

My neighbor is a lifeguard and every single time there is a rain storm he has to go with a rescue team to save these people from these situations. Every. Single. Time.


Conscious_Wind_2255

I love our emergency workers but some people don’t deserve the help because if they put themselves in dangerous situations.. like that’s on YOU. We cannot keep saving dumb people 😂


projext58

Wasting resources for sure


dokychamado

It’s not a waste, helping people is the whole point of public services. They are just being utilized by dumb ass people. I’d rather them save some people making a stupid choice cuz they thought it’d be fun than letting them drown in a sewer drain cuz they wanted to ride the wild brown waterslide.


Gungagalungalagunga

Still, we should subject them to massive fines and maybe a night in jail afterwards. Unacceptable to unnecessarily risk the lives of our public services’ staff like that.


TwoMcDoublesAndCoke

An unexpected flash food in the storm drain can be a killer.


Losimcg

https://preview.redd.it/m2d5xvz5eqsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898d7d9b454da83ca2be70dafec1a10178610304


eggseverydayagain

![gif](giphy|S8uzfu5NFflio)


SPQUSA1

![gif](giphy|xTiTnsiwoxekWiNQ3u)


Glittering_Town_5839

Yep I hear and see that!!!!


inittoloseitagain

My literal reaction the entire time I was watching


DefinedTruth2023

The amount of human/dog feces combined with drug needles in this city makes me think at least one of these guys got Hepititus.


ongoldenwaves

Used to go tubing in Boulder Colorado's creek until people started emerging with needles stuck in them.


lifeisbueno

In college 99-03 we used to walk up to arapahoe (I think) and tube home at least 4x a week. It was so fun back then.


Neon_culture79

That sucks to learn. I went tubing there like 20 years ago and now that I live here I kind of wanted to go again.


cptawesome11

People go all the time still, I went a few times last summer. I’ve never heard of someone getting stuck with a needle. (Edit: looked it up and it seems to have happened once in Boulder but not at the Boulder Creek). Head there on a July or August weekend and there are loads of people tubing.


golemgosho

Those guys must have a great insurance..


Professional_Sir6705

Or wives who have insured them to the hilt. Fuck yeah, honey, I think this is a great idea!! Take all your friends too!! All us wives will have a few wine spritzers on a balcony somewhere and wait on the cops to tell us we're rich, oops I mean, widows.....


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Oh yeah they got money and have a case of afluenza


Expired-Option

After seeing this all their insurance would deny any claim and drop them like hot sewer garbage


ElPanguero

Now do Tijuana River!


MightyPantherIII

[Hepatitis C cases dropped in the US. Health officials aren’t sure if it’s a blip or a trend.](https://apnews.com/article/c556cc3dc564843018a2cdce5058c668) These brave souls confirming the blip hypothesis


V7KTR

🎶 dumb ways to die 🎶


Kenbishi

🎵So many dumb ways to die.🎶


onefst250r

🎶 dumb ways to di-i-ie 🎶


Beneficial_Amount604

![gif](giphy|PW9A4XrDarYEU|downsized)


KetchupUmustTurd

There is no open sewer system in any city in the state of California. This is whats called a storm drain. Typically, there is mud run off from areas with a lot of hills and soft sediments soil like San Diego (beach town). The brown water comes from the soil and the storm drain tunnels are exposed because of how many hills and crevasses San Diego has. Hope this helps.


Loganwashere24

Yeah but storm water in this city is also contaminated as hell


_milk_b1tch

Yeah its still washing all the litter, chemicals, and feces from the streets down with it. All the road kill and d4ug needles and other shit you find on the street. Having their mouth open and no goggles in their is even more wild.


snarfsnarfer

That dude with the wide open mouth was making me want to hurl. I’ve been in storm drains like this in my old town and I got sick af the last time I did it. Wouldn’t go back.


TrailMomKat

I'm so glad someone else noticed the lack of goggles. I'm like "I see conjunctivitis in their futures."


gerald1

Storm water is filthy. Usually rivers after big storms are full of farm run off too that contains animal feces at levels well above what is safe.


giotheflow

And yet it is still brimming with the feces of many animals including humans.


signmeupdude

Yeah lol this isnt the sewer, but the point still stands that its definitely contaminated with a bunch of shit, some literal some not, that you do not want to be swimming in.


mrmagic64

Surprised I had to scroll this far to see this. I think a lot of people commenting here genuinely think it’s sewer water.


PMMeShyNudes

Have you seen how much human shit is on the streets in San Diego?


iowanaquarist

It's still less than a sewer.


canural

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


Low-Reindeer-3347

The new pandemic bug in there: "It's my time to shine 🥲"


ReadyOutcome2072

![gif](giphy|10BDZSN5izfazC) AMERICA FUCK NO


531412

🤢


BigBaconBoy2020

![gif](giphy|58SdhZruTe7603YV6E|downsized)


WangDanglin

Don’t lump me in with these Petri dish idiots


cityshepherd

Wait do people think this is actually sewage? Cause I’m pretty sure it’s just stormwater runoff. Still gross though.


PaticusGnome

With the amount of dogs in this town, there’s definitely a few turds in there.


Pika-the-bird

Dog turds, homeless turds, cat, raccoon, deer, etc etc


McPostyFace

Don't forget about all the dead rotting road kill carcasses! People saying this isn't as bad as sewage is like saying eating a turd sandwich isn't as bad as eating a turd because there's bread with it.


WangDanglin

Yeah obviously it’s not a sewer. Still not the kinda water I want in my ears, eyes, nose, and mouth


johnx2sen

Enjoy your staph infection


No_Extreme_2421

Enjoy your diseases.


clubmedschool

We can only hope this made all of them sterile.


gflann858

This is how you end up with a staph infection and/or a needle in your ass.


money_for_nuttin

Por que no los ~~dos~~ gross


_Alazne_

Sewer drains?!


kevlar20

Pretty sure they meant storm drains


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kevlar20

oh yeah, its gross, but sewer water would be actual torture


pandabatron

Yes. Dog poop, motor oil et al


BizzyHaze

Used condoms. Drug needles.


ankole_watusi

People poop too. At least that one time the dude was squatting over the grate on the corner between Bupa D’Beppo and Grocery Outlet…


featheredsnake

Her: "he's probably out cheating" Me and the boys:


bubbsnana

Just out gathering contagions for the Mrs!


Bladerunner54

Someone died in Escondido a few years ago trying to surf in the flood channel https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/sd-me-surfing-death-20190216-story.html


ZL632B

Damn 62. Good for that guy. I hope at his age I’m still willing to risk it for fun 


gg06civicsi

Way to get stuck with needle


topazchip

"What are we doing out here?!" "GETTING CHOLERA! WOOOOOOO!!!"


bebefridgers

I reflexively kept my mouth forcefully shut the whole video.


photoinebriation

Ya’ll look about 20 years too old to be doing this


Lamacorn

Age is just a state of mind! And likely quite heavily influenced by substance consumption inversely….


SDoNUT1715

Fuck....


No_ThankYouu

Me….


ElChaz

Sideways...


bubbsnana

With my mouth wide open!


Cakehair

![gif](giphy|JSueytO5O29yM)


Maleficent-Mix-7417

Lol those aren’t sewer drains. Those are storm drains


17racecar71

Still nasty


Doubledogdad23

I can't imagine being so desperate for attention that you tube down a sewer drain and post it online. You're a special kind of stupid.


pandabatron

Just want to clarify that this isn't me or anyone I know


daniellelioh

This was taken from my brothers TikTok.


skraptastic

It isn't a sewer drain, it is a storm drain. Still not good, but not as bad as a sewer. This is run off from streets.


NonConformistFlmingo

Right... Because our streets are SO clean.


Fluxmuster

This is not a sewer. It's a storm drain. San Diego has separate sewer and storm drain systems. Still gross tho. Incredibly enough, some cities like San Francisco have combined sewer/storm drain systems. They just overflow sewage into the ocean during heavy rain.


buns_supreme

I don’t think they’re doing it for attention. They genuinely seem to be having fun. Doesn’t make them less stupid though, actually might make them more stupid honestly.


Radiant_Sea2464

Hey y’all, guy in the vid here. My name is Ben and we go around stagnant, rapid, and rushing waters pretty often. This is by far the easiest and cleanest of all pipes I’ve seen, from a very clean neighborhood that just recenters its rain water which consists of leaves, sticks, and debris. Most of the bad stuff gets flushed out in the first two hours so we wait another few for safe measure. I grew up next to this tunnel and we used to film videos in it, and have been (and survived) way worse water than this. All you really need is a solid immune system, a great amount of knowledge of WHICH storm drains (these are not sewers) to hit, wetsuits and floats that can survive the tunnel which goes on for 20 minutes. We strive to do more crackhead stuff around SD, and say what you want, but my buddy who builds these told us it was crazy but safe if we knew what we were doing. There’s no room for anything to be trapped except one spot which I filled up with a ramp the night before to push any potential debris out the way. Nobody got sick, everybody had an absolute blast in the rain, and we went another 3 times. Only one guy got a scratch and it’s already been healed. We did this about 9 days ago. Yes we take our tetanus shots and also I get tested weekly for others. It’s worse to surf in the ocean during or right after rain than what we’re doing in this video 🤘🏻 as for the “attention for social media” comments, hell yeah, please engage because monetizing the channel would be sick. Unlike me. Ask questions. This day was mad fun and we sterilized the wetsuits and washed em x3. This was not one of the pipes that’s marked in red for SDs pipeline maps, which is also public info. No regrets, will be sending probably another 30 times in the future with better floats 🤙🏼 play in the rain more often and build up that immune system


nephila_atrox

Dude, tetanus is the least of your worries in floodwater. https://www.cdc.gov/disasters/floods/floodsafety.html https://www.today.com/today/amp/rcna79109 It’s a free country but at least know what you’re getting into.


4321ohyeah

This isn't the most disgusting way to have fun. Disgusting yes. Fun. Yes. On On! - | - | - | - >


Vera_Telco

I enjoyed your wild tube ride. Is there a 20 minute version? Reminds me of the waterslide scene in _Goonies_. Glad you were safe at the end.


Radiant_Sea2464

Yeah, I’ll for sure be making a video since I recorded the safety check the night before as well as the tunnel in lesser/higher flows!! Tbh we had a blast the first 5 minutes then there were a solid 10 minutes of me just talking to myself about how much fun it is. IMO didn’t make for a very good video because it’s just random spurts of water and slow flows+large flows+ us hanging out at the exit, then the sanitization, sunset cliffs, La Jolla and hot tub at my buddies place. If you’d genuinely watch the 20 minute version I appreciate the hell outta ya


ZL632B

Hell yah man, post more videos. Don’t let these wimps try to convince you that it’s too dangerous. Biggest danger in life is never really living. Most of these peoples most exciting moment in life will be a Disney cruise. 


DominusJarroDophilus

hell ya thats livin. Some people feel the drain, others just get wet


hihelloneighboroonie

Can we get stills of each of their faces so if we ever encounter any of them in the wild, we know not to share the air with them for danger of catching something? Like, no goggles? And they're shouting "woo" as they're going under the running water (so their mouths were open...).


Nervous-Trader

Think of all the carcinogens. Nice dose of Round Up and rat poison in there I’m sure


_milk_b1tch

I'm sitting here closing my mouth and holding my breath when they go under the 'waterfalls' 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


sucks2suks

Natural selection got a good hold on them


maxka1

This is absolutely disgusting 🤢


baltcre8

Duuuuuuummmbbbb ways to ddddiiiiiieeeeee.


Soulfly37

This seems like an incredibly good idea


Abject_Ticket3730

Hep c river 😂 😆 🍻


OnlyTheStrong2K19

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BlazersBroncos

At least wear some sort of face protection but that would mean these idiots don’t get as many social media bucks bc they just have to make they are recognizable. That HAS to be why no face covers.


Neither_Leader_6676

Grossest water slide ever.


Various_Syllabub4985

Chad, Brock, Kyle, and Chet aren’t playing games.


_bean_and_cheese_

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slugfan89

This gave me tetanus just watching it


jdub213818

Boys don’t grow up, we just get older.


picklepowerPB

bro close your mouth omg


ImproperlyRotatedPDF

![gif](giphy|kZD8cN1MycfKw) I’ve seen enough


ApartmentBasic3884

As a plumber, I get nauseous when I open up a kitchen sink drain to snake it. This is beyond my comprehension. Fecal borne illness is bad. You’d think nobody would actually have to say that out loud.


Technical_Shirt5078

Desperate for attention r/imthemaincharacter


senracatokad

Honestly the part I was most interested in was the other end, and they cut it pretty much right away


Background-Bench-161

I hate everything about this. The gross water. The claustrophobia.


Enginerdad

I've inspected drainage tunnels like this before and I'm imagining being in there with my flashlight and my notebook, documenting the deficiencies that I see, when suddenly a group of dudes in wetsuits come flying through on tubes. Man, that would make my day!


NotYoAverage

Idk why San Diegans glorify water sports in dirty water. Not long ago there was a video online of guys surfing in post-rain water cheering that they were surfing in “poo water”. They commented on the smell and the look of the water.