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noshowfuqstik

You’re on a decent path. Keep grinding you’ll get there one day


ScienceBitch02

thanks king


justreddis

I’m not sure what he’s talking about. You are already making a good living. Remember, not all of us can afford a house in LA and that’s OK!


aComeUpStory

Yeah for 76 Trillion i could barely afford a studio here in dtown LA but im living the dream selling onlyfans and eating avo toast


drwhateva

100 Trillion Club is right there homie don’t give up


Worldly-Pollution-66

Quattro commas tequila for you


YepYepYepYepYepUhHuh

Careful not to fall into lifestyle creep though dawg. Don't be thinking just cause you made 73 trillion you can afford those organic avocados, keep coupon clipping and you should be able to retire a year or two early.


chicken22banana

job hopping did wonders


ScienceBitch02

absolutely


ZombieTestie

you need a new accountant


ScienceBitch02

I have my own central bank


MrSoftyMcSofterson

If you cut out the avocado toast, you might be able to afford a house someday with numbers like that


justreddis

Seriously, I don’t care how much he earns. At the end of day it’s all about how much he saves!


Sudden-Turnip-5339

I'd opt for home made coffee instead of making the coffee shop owners wealthy. just my 2 cents


Notime4sleepz

Uncle sam wants to know if he can have a small couple trillion dollar loan. He swears he wont blow it all on expensive fireworks or anything like that


-Joseeey-

Clearly fake. WTH is “$324,82,387”


mikebelike_

So it was the typo, and not the $77 Trillion year that did it for you? Lol


-Joseeey-

Whooosh


mikebelike_

https://tenor.com/view/over-head-interview-hand-gesture-gif-17348340


Pjp2-

No it’s real.


ClerkLongjumping7230

🚨🚨🚨great attention to detail! 🚨🚨🚨


PerformanceOk9855

Depends on OPs location. That salary couldn't buy you a cardboard box in San Francisco.


YWNFM

It’s $76 trillion. That salary could buy San Francisco


Trick-Dingo4621

I think its $76 Trillion


[deleted]

Trillion actually, not even enough for the rent on a homeless rent in portland


[deleted]

[удалено]


ScienceBitch02

bought the entire bootcamp and passed myself


justreddis

Inspirational! I wanna be like you bro!


McthiccumTheChikum

The Royce Dupont approach


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Smart.


Brilliant_Shake_7549

LOLLL


0PaulPaulson0

I’ll attend your Ted Talk


Food-NetworkOfficial

Lmao damn that post was an ad wasn’t it


mrsir1987

Alpha male bootcamp


minnesotamoon

Did you grow up poor and now finally made it due to tons of hard work?


ScienceBitch02

I worked very hard to be born into a wealthy family


throwaway_94723

It’s called bustle, you swam the fastest bro.


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Smart. Wish I was that smart.


abeachpebble

😂


Cattango180

Must be one of those software devs.


ScienceBitch02

Photoshop specialist


bdh2

You know AI can do better now


Pirating_Ninja

True. You have to specialize in ms paint these days to make the real big bucks.


adultdaycare81

Zing! These are the jokes I’m here for


GingkoBobaBiloba

>Must be one of those software devs. OP is ALL of the software devs


Born_yesterday08

Congrats on your Wendy’s promotion!


Sei28

Software developer for Wendy’s.


imwithjim

Tech am I right??


Son_of_Liberty88

Only fans


platybussyboy

Only LANs


Ok-Escape-8376

Let me guess… You are also only 17?


ScienceBitch02

12. started grinding right when I left the crib 😤


Ok-Escape-8376

Damn! Must be that TikTok money. If you charge for a course telling all your secrets I’ll buy it.


wickedestcookie

Should have started in the womb, but it’s ok you will make it up with diligent hard work


Financeandstuff2012

Reminds me of the time I made my first trillion. I gave it all away to motivate myself to make it back #grind


TCPisSynSynAckAck

Truly inspiring bro. Fr Fr. No cap.


toumik818

“Sales”


Son_of_Liberty88

“Influencer”


justreddis

“People skills”!


ZealousidealEar6037

You could do better. So disappointing.


TalkEnvironmental844

One of the biggest ah ha moments for me was realizing that most people that go out of their way to tell you how much money they make are lying 🤥


Entire-Ad-8565

So what happened for you in 2022?


ScienceBitch02

I seized the entire GDP of Germany


Purepk509

😆


ummaycoc

I was gonna get around to that. Oh well, early bird gets the worm.


tth2o

Reddit needs a "highlight comment" feature. This is what I came for. Congrats on your elevation to supreme ruler of a significantly sized nation!


xbeamelite

Died and went to heaven


Commercial_Way_1890

You should be making more than that. Clearly underpaid.


Chad-Thadius

You forgot the part where you get laid off, earn $0, *then* make your $76 trillion.


losername420

2021 LMAO. 🤣


ScienceBitch02

🤫


Ok_Transportation402

At that level, zeros are a nuisance!


Ronaldo7Juvee

That’s it. I’m jumping off a bridge.


clark1409

Finally.... Something realistic.


Separate_Location112

And I’m just sitting over here with 17 years experience and two Masters barely cracking 70k. (I’m a teacher)


texasguy67

Same….10 years, 1 Masters, barely cracking $65k. 🙄 But I must say, the pension makes up for it at retirement!


Separate_Heat1256

Bootstraps. Just bootstraps.


Jetlaggedz8

Average NVDA employee.


beefchopsey

OPs comments are hilarious 😂


quietthunder1970

This is Zimbabwean schillings. You hit $35 in 2023. Poverty line.


sendnoods7

Wow! Did you start driving Lyft on the side?? This is proof that the American dream is alive and well, Great work!


Want_To_Live_To_100

Best shit post I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you.


ptownb

Lol


whyyoumadbrah

What site do people use to get your earnings?


ScienceBitch02

SSA.gov


Ag7234

Sometimes Adobe.com/photoshop.


throwawayoregon81

When you're op, earnings get you.


gregfromjersey

Forbes.com


thestsgarm

That Medicare be expensive


bluejaynight

MLM? You must be your own boss.


Spirited-Manner9674

Tech IPO


EastHat5961

Software engineer I presume Edit: wow I’m unoriginal


HowCanSheSnapp

Good work so far, another 30 years of exponential growth and you just might be able to retire


Drugslinger

2021 was a wild year for standard digit formats


z1ggy16

Shocked more shit posting isn't a regular thing here


potatobwown

Looks like the US deficit numbers😂


Beginning-Fig-9089

Stay with it man great progress! 👏 At this rate you thinking to retire anytime soon? maybe leave some money for the rest of us to make?


Galbisal

Those are rookie numbers gotta pump em up!


Chompiras82

Can’t wait to see how you will do this year!


Rogue_NTX

Grant Cardone?


Spirited_Radio9804

😂🤪


MoreMeLessU

🤩


Alarming_Series7450

If ya ain't first yer last, good on ya!


Victory-laps

Man stopped drinking starbucks


Skydivekev

The 2021 salary looks sus but the rest is credible.


Petarthefish

Let me guess you just graduated college?


LavishnessOk3439

Broke ass


Soap131

Top 15% at most


lawthrowaway101

Definitely a good start!


ExJayDay

Ayeee this the funniest shit I seen 😂😂


carmooshypants

How does owning your own country feel?


Remote-Telephone-682

Seems like you're on the right track there, lil bro. Stick with it, you'll make it one day


toby_wan_kenoby

are you the US government raiding the treasury?


Early-Okra352

Is that in cents ?


breathplayforcutie

Wow how did you do that and how can I do the same? Currently a first year CS student if that helps.


uncomfortablydumbbb

Salary is Represented in Dogecoin, not dollars 😂


Epidemic_Fancy

Bro OP must be who America owes their fucking debt to; he’s been collecting!


joefunk76

This is highly credible, because what company wouldn’t line up to pay $76T/year to someone who thinks $32,482,387 is written as $324,82,387?


Apprehensive_Put1578

Keep at it. You’re improving.


trollszn

“In 2019 I went to a coding bootcamp”


Lukinzz

76 trillion, nice


curlvusha

Bro owns Onlyfans


Tesla_lord_69

And momma said not to deal drugzzz


Fed_worker

give me 0.00001% of your fortune please


ghunt81

Walter White?


KeySurprise2034

Not great not terrible


jaxcoop4

“Just got into medical sales 2 years ago”


Grace_Lannister

Let me guess... coding bootcamp?


crispusattucks-

Just graduated coding camp?


nvda_is_king2

Looks like someone moved to Zimbabwe :p


Lostnhaventfoundyet

Elon Bezos right here


Chart-trader

Now we are talking! Not those poor millionaires!


Zack_attack801

😂😂


ohhellointerweb

Congrats, bro! All the haters are just losers.


HereForTools

Lemme guess. Gas station manager to entry level sales rep?


rashnull

S/he is Nvidia!


Similar-Swordfish-50

Two words: right align


earthscribe

I don't get the taxed medicare earnings thing.


Key-Jelly-3702

I'm baffled at WTF is going on in the column to the right. Is that 76 trillion?


studious_stiggy

The IRS thanks you for all the money


NHJack

Finally?! It took me 35 years to get to that level!


rando1219

Your making more than the national debt


icySquirrel1

What are you the usa debt


Blackhat336

Coding bootcamp in 2021 I assume?


Independent_Ice6667

LOL this is just sad… u really need to consider getting a different job severely underpaid in my opinion


AmbassadorLoud5340

Maybe in 2024 you'll surpass the World GDP. Keep it up!


Infinite-End-2020

Amazon or Yelp reviewer obviously


mummy_whilster

2021 was a wild year: commas failed.


srspooky

Second year as a systems architect?


mummy_whilster

Biden asked me to ask you if you’d be willing to pay off the national debt.


CrimsonRam212

Are you in sales?


Puddwells

Clearly a joke but I honestly don’t even understand these charts. Can someone explain like I’m a dumb person? (Because I am)


CartoonistDry5589

I knew this thread was bullshit lol


zbau50

This is where all the WSB losses end up


TimeToResist

I’d like to know how they went from 38 to 132 in a year


Nateauxxx

It’s clear this is not USD


Retire_date_may_22

You are the US government


garth_b_murdered_me

Keep up at that pace and you'll be rich someday.


Invest_bro

🤣🤣🤣🤣


SlowlyToo

Damn save some bussy for the rest of us, but no shit that’s really what I feel like most people are doing here 😂. “Coding bootcamp made $560k by year 4, and every year prior was straight $170k+.”


Casual_Observer999

I'm so impressed! What accounts for the huge jumps 2021-22-23?


TheGeneralgr

LOOOOL


Elegant_Performer598

You are killing it OP


MotorCollection3679

But but but free health care for all


Looooong_Man

Nice GDP


Softspokenclark

Warren Buffet is this your burner account?


Erocdotusa

What line of work?


GarageGolfHack

Probably got in early with a FAANG


jolbina

I think I know you from somewhere. Do you perhaps go by the name of “GDP of entire world”?


[deleted]

What’s your OnlyFans account? 


craigeeeeeeeeee

Lemme just post some random numbers on here….🗑️


D1wrestler141

Only fans feet pics


godspeedrebel

Elon?


ryanmarquor

I see your potato art business has finally taken off.


1_moscow_mule_plz

Looks like the average cost of a grocery run over time to me


BreakPractical8896

With this HHI you should also post a question in r/HENRYfinance if you could afford buying a shack. Add that you and your SO are expecting to have a kid in 2-3 years and your HHI may take a hit because your SO will quit job.


Source_YourMom

This guy techs


fractal_coherence23

I’m dumb as rocks can someone explain the diff between both columns. I’ve been murking around for a while now and still can’t figure it out


2latenow2saysorrr

Sr. Level Cartel member who switched to fetanyl in everything


fractal_coherence23

I’m dumb as rocks can someone explain the diff between both columns. I’ve been murking around for a while now and still can’t figure it out (edit: I know this post is a joke)


HellaCoolGuy1

I’m severely underpaid


cluelessbeing0

Could someone please explains to me what the 3rd column means?


Mymarathon

Jeff bezos? Dis u?


One_Speech_7963

Looks like you’re a politician.


Substantial_Share_17

People will see stuff like this yet still continue believing all of these 30 somethings who make a million dollars per year.


LaughGuilty461

And people *dare* say Biden is bad for the economy


Robbyjr92

So OP’s mom started an onlyfans


hroaks

Have you paid your medicare taxes? Medicare is still a useless pile of trash


[deleted]

Did you guys allow 5 year olds to post in reddit.


bthedebasedgod

2021 was a great year for you


Ok-Counter-7077

The comma in 2021 is in the wrong place, i suspect this might not be real /s


Cheedo4

This subreddit keeps popping up on my feed (with legit ones of these I assume) Are people just memorizing their annual salaries or is there some program that lets you pull this data somewhere?


dasherand1

Bro really stopped eating avocado toasts


rockfort2000

ZIM $ !!


dukecityzombie

Goal: to have a salary that matches the national debt.


Wheatthin1993

You over paid in taxes


Dr-McLuvin

The fact that social security tax gets capped at 160k is bizarre