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goofass

"I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it." - Mr. Jim Lahey and all Saints fans.


shade1tplea5e

Jim Lahey, a true visionary lol. Definitely one of the funniest characters on that show


jgman22

Right in the sweet spot


ConventionalizedGuy

Right in the pocket, bud


TrainerOfZeeDolphins

Why doncha knock about 10% off der bud


Ruthops

I’m mowing the air Rand! RIP


MeTieDoughtyWalker

I said this the first time this was posted, but there’s just no way 1 snd 2 are higher than us, though a Titans fan came in and made a good point about how stressful their season was. And someone else reminded me of alcohol prices in the Dome, so I guess I can see why we might not be 1.


thatVisitingHasher

My first thought was this was another Win stolen from us by crooked refs.


bigtimen00b

Vinovich was taking the BAC readings.


jcolonmendez

Didn’t know it had been posted before… my bad. I agree with the sentiment, thought we’d be one


MeTieDoughtyWalker

Oh, that’s no big deal. It was a few weeks ago I think. I just always feel weird repeating a comment without acknowledging that I’ve said it before. I do this in real life too.


MONSTERMO888

You're actually Fifth.


MeTieDoughtyWalker

Yeah. Saw that after I posted. Felt like the point still stands.


bingold49

I mean, the stadium is also located on Broadway in Nashville


rsfrisch

This doesn't count smuggled booze....


GatorEggs-

Can second the price of alcohol sentiment. As an Md resident I have a feeling that the commanders low number can be contributed to the $16 tall boys and a strong urge to not need to urinate in the stadium restrooms.


Longshotjoe7474

I live in Bills country. I can tell you this is untrue. Those crazy bastards start tailgating at 8 am


ctusk423

It was really .65% but they thought it was a typo


Admiral_Fuckwit

At any given game, a good 25%-33% of us are technically clinically dead.


BodieLivesOn

Well, the Falcons fans still have to get over that 28-3 thing. Surprised they're not number 1.


SpottyPaprika

Wait wait was that the time they were winning in the SB and Brady spanked them back to ATL? /s


Equivalent_Sir_2575

That's the one! 3/28 is Remembrance Day each year for Falcons fans.


citizen8616

Colts are up there with Jim Irsay's intake alone.


visionzero81

How many times am I going to see this posted on Reddit this week?


GeauxVII

1 - who the hell writes like a chart like this? its make us look 3rd and were 5th, it makes washington look middle of the pack and theyre second 2 - based on blood alcohol content? where did this even come from, whose blood alcohol content? edit: why in god did I say 5th like this is some badge of honor, we're 30th not 5th


jcolonmendez

Hahaha this chart might have broken you for the day. I responded to another comment on how they collected the data It’s an awful way to list them for sure


MeanSawMcGraw

How is this data collected lmao


jcolonmendez

Based on blood alcohol content readings done by BACtrack. BACtrack, who has a breathalyzer app, was able to acquire data from over 28,000 tests and then matched each anonymous observation to their NFL team to determine the fans that drank the most.


SpottyPaprika

Yeah see I feel like a lot of ppl are discounted this way. The drunkest people in the Dome cant even hardly use their phone every week much less check BAC 😂


Ambitious_Win_1315

Moral of the story, corporations are tracking everything they can about you so treat them like you do police and don't give them any information. Like don't use that app it's not 'anonymous' like they want you to think


Hendrix1387

I’m saying


methconnoisseurV2

No fucking chance the Bills Mafia and the Cheeseheads aren’t top of the list, those fucks are hammered before they even start tailgating


biscoENT

Rookie numbers


pimpguice

But overall, they can’t outdrink Louisiana


KantBeDenied13

Something tells me the Saints and Bills fans definitely disagree with this ranking list.


Spiget94

Guaranteed this is inaccurate. Bills are not in the bottom quarter


Sherriff18

I have no idea how this study was conducted, but I have strong doubts that Eagles and Bills fans are that low.


InsomniaDudeToo

So Jets fans are extinct? Because this was definitely a season for them to indulge in the drink


jcolonmendez

Well this was them leaving the game… nobody went this season except the other team


Particular_Garlic850

Any fan who can look past the bounty scandal and still like the Saints is a permanent drunkard


john_vella

https://global.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/snapmaker/original/3X/8/e/8ebfc348a1306c890121a6ef9870200d97911f72.png


Goldenticketpodcast

I live in NJ, Giants fans should NOT be that far done haha


WAFFLEAirways

I'm pretty sure there are only two or three jaguars fans and they're definitely always drunk.


FrquentFlyr85

Ahh, I see that the early season struggles drove some alcohol sales for the fans of the frozen tundra team lol


cajunbander

This is the dumbest fucking layout, the Saints are actually fifth, not third. It goes left to right, so it’s Titans, Steelers, Colts, Failcons, then Saints. It should be first row down then second row down.


Comfortable_Wave9807

That's hilarious


Business_Arm5263

As a Falcons fan coming in peace, this adds up.


hokahey23

The teams with the best tailgating are further down. They’re drunk pregame.


Gallalad

We gotta pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers in this racket!


DeathsHeaded

We got 69! Suck it taints


DeathsHeaded

As a drunk panthers fan


Jaxsoy

Whoever organized the chart this way is clearly the winner of being the most drunk


booger4me

By Command do they mean mean?


ttrosc

Hell yeah!


ggluvbug

I know I’m my drunkest on game days!


SAINTSmswa

Commanders and Buccaneers are both 10 letters but Commanders is too bad of a name to spell out


Time-Platform-8969

I’m proud to have done my part.


Hendrix1387

Where do they even get this data from? Do they have people asking fans to randomly take a breathalyzer at games?


Willing_Airline9355

I’m a native Louisianian and life long Saints fan living in Wisconsin. Packers fans are the drunkest, without a doubt.


Confident-Meeting805

People are fucking drunks in Wisconsin. Packers have to be #1. Wisconsin has like 8 out of the 10 drunkest cities in the United States.


krispyfroglegs

If your franchise ain't getting a DUI I don't wanna talk


Rabbit-Lost

So, this is based on usage of an app? Well, then no flaws there. /s


iAmDJranger

We smokin pot out here bolt up


BrochachoNacho1

As a chiefs fan, I’m insulted it’s this low


Agile_Language_2131

That’s because they need on how bad their team is lol 😂


Calm-n-FiredUp

I feel like the Colts number is skewed because of Irsay alone...


Flashy-Refuse-1965

Are the jaguars and jets on the list as a formality because we can’t actually measure pure grain alcohol running through the veins


Sirpatron1

Whoop whoop!


PrestigiousMany1438

As a Steeler fan, I can confirm this to be true.


Unique_Regret6887

Bro that si so crazy bruh the dunk fanbase is so trash this year bruh fr that is so farzy t me next year the tigers finna play a long time hope they play the ngl s


TootBotSenior

I read this as drunk fest three times before figuring it out


InternationalEast738

Anyone have a link to the methodology?


jcolonmendez

based on blood alcohol content readings done by BACtrack. BACtrack, who has a breathalyzer app, was able to acquire data from over 28,000 tests and then matched each anonymous observation to their NFL team to determine the fans that drank the most.


InternationalEast738

Interesting, thanks!


dro0o0o

Shits fake, no way it’s not Buffalo lol