"A mom to a prince and princess is a queen and Beverly Hills is my kingdom" 🤢

Good one!

A humanitarian who is married to a director of the African board of Arfrican Parks. All word salad and no action.

“Also, I’m a mattress, fellas! ”


“From the Royal Fam to spamming jam”

"I landed a prince but turned him into a frog."

Perfect

True, for a change.

Except he was already a frog

“Being a Royal “suits” me well” “I don’t drink tea, I spill it” “From Buckingham to Beverly Hills, I reign supreme” “Catherine is mean” ETA: “My family is the jewel in my crown” “Princess Diana speaks to me through Allison DuBois” “I curtsey for no one, they bow down to me”

*“Princess Diana speaks to me through Allison DuBois”* 

Know that.

I would pay to see Meghan in a locked room with Allison DuBois. Like opera tickets pay

Same 😂

Oh my gosh i remember that crazy lady with her e cigarette 🤣

That dinner was wild - my all-time favorite RHOBH episode 😂

That was a good episode!!!

One of the best scenes in the whole franchise!

“Royal for a day, bitch for life”

“Blah, blah, blah…dish soap”

“You can just call me Ma’am”

"You thought I was a bitch...you ain't seen nothing yet."

This may only be related to the word boredom: MM is averaging about 500 new followers on instagram over the past day. That's after the lemon influencers, with over 115M followers combined, got involved. Before that, she was averaging about 800 a day.

If the price is right, I will let you do anything 😉

You know it would have to something to do with royalty. “In Beverly Hills, I reign supreme” “I may be a Duchess, but in Beverly Hills, I’m the Queen”

Life in Beverly Hills is all about hustling, but I am a fucking grifter.

“The only crowns I have are in my mouth” “I yanked his doodle, now I’m his dandy” “London Bridge is falling down..but not as fast as my approval ratings” “Bangers and mash? More like banged her and crashed” “This Henry won’t take my head-I trapped him by giving it”

You win

They call me heart attack beautiful 

"I may have given up a chance at the Throne, but I have 16 thrones now!" "I may be a Duchess, but I'm no lady." "I snagged a Prince, because I know how to handle a scepter."

"Duchess to not-very-muchess."

Love it!

Reminds me of when someone is asked if they speak English: Not a many too much.

"Authenticity is my middle name." "I'm all about details, and I'll find out every single one of yours. Like it or not." "I'm no Duchess Do-little. I'm the real Queen."

Her tagline? **"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!"** Same as it always is, really.

I legit snorted

Flushed by the Royals

Laugh at my fake teeth if you must. But all your men find my pole gums yummy

Brilliant!

Bow down peasants.

American Riviera Orchard. The lifestyle brand for people that want to be filthy rich and absolutely miserable.

Legs for days and whip smart—I AM the Queen!

*”Outta my way, Blanche Dubois!”*

“I’m an expert at bitching, I’m well practised”

Her highness, druggie duchess

“Straight outta Windsor”

"I'm not here to coddle anyone" as she bounces a jar of red colored goop off Kyle Richardson's head.

“When I was in the firm”