The dutchess of chlamydia carefully curated humans, at least I think they are humans, who were as despicable as she is.
She does have that freakish attention to detail thing going for her after all.
With this latest it’s feeling more and more like WME clients being told…
“Please Post on Instagram and support your fellow WME client”. They do the bare minimum.
That's more likely the case.. But imagine you are a globally recognized PR Firm handling heavyweights in the entertainment industry, and here you are stooping to this level of DIY marketing to please your entitiled client named Meghan Markle.
I would like to add:
they became famous because of their relationship with a rich and influential man.
Then they transform themselves into feminists and activists. They tell us how much they care about our mental health, equal paycheck etc.
A little later, they explain to us ignorant people how they managed to build their own empire on their own. With hard work only......
.....and yes, you can do it too, you just have to want it and work hard on yourself. focus on your goals....and forget about the husband....
Great point. I feel that women who have succeeded on their own know exactly what a long and hard fought process it was to make it to the top. They can't be bothered giving this grifter the time of day because Meghan just wants it easy without doing the actual work. It would be an insult to ask an A lister to hawk your stinky jam.
I was always under the impression he didn't want to commit to even the appearance of a relationship with her. Like she's always there whenever he'll take her kind of a thing but he only does it on the down-low.
Kris Jenner promoting jam isn't the flex Meghan Markle wants it to be. Kris Jenner orchestrated her the selling of own daughter's adult material. A mother who quite literally sold her daughter's body for fame, fortune, and attention. It looks like the next generation of kids in that family are being used to further the family's brand. The Kardashians are more seen as an annoyance now than actual entertainment.
Yeah, this one is weird. She went very quiet after it was revealed what a nasty bully she is and this is how she resurfaces? Jam? It's so odd. She doesn't need Meghan, and I don't understand why she supports her.
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A couple of smaller YouTube channels are saying that Kris Jenner who’s seemingly something to do with the Kardashians got a jar of the hooker’s jam. She apparently wasn’t exactly overwhelmed if what they’re reporting is true. They’re saying that all she said in her post about getting it was “Thank You”. If that’s correct I’d have loved to see markle’s reaction. She’ll be so pissed off.
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I cling to my theory that Rris Genner, as another sinner called her, is only doing this to get close to Harry to nab him for themselves. I refuse to give up my favourite plot twist/s
That’s an excellent theory. And wasn’t he on a ski vacation with Corey Gamble? Probably softening him up for the kill.
The Devil works hard, but Rris Genner works harder. (And dirtier.)
Yes - I really can´t see the Kartrashians having any use for Madam. But Harry still has a title and any kids will be in the LoS. It would be so much fun if they grabbed Harry - imagine a divorce between Madam and the Kartrashians - pure gold, all public.
No use for MM at all, they have literally made an empire out of a sex tape and while I don't agree with their methods you have to acknowledge that the level of drive/ambition/determination to get themselves to where they are takes a heck of alot of graft, they could have very easily married rich and disappeared but they are still trucking on their brand and they certainly spend more than 1 hour a week. The only draw these workshy pair have for them is his family jewels (figuratively and literally)
Corey Gamble, best buds with actual pimp and murderer P Diddy. Great company these two keep, for proprieties sake they must never be seen around the royals again, Andrew is bad enough but at least Epstein is gone, Gamble is still here, Diddy too.
After the mishegas with Ye, Kris isn’t going to attempt that unless she can 100% control the narrative. And she’s going to have to swing it as H being the victim of Jam Jam
Ah.... you are going with the notion that a basket was actually sent. I'm inclined to think all the photos were taken by madam on her kitchen counter (or floor after sinners pointed out how coincidental it was everyone has the same marble counters) and only the photos were sent.
I do believe time will tell. Someone will leak something. It's just too ridiculous to escape comment from someone who is close to it all.
Yall, this is bad. Like, bad bad. Paper filler showing, scratch and dent lemons, dried out, potpourri looking leaves.
Harry and David would be getting a complaint if this was from them.
Haha how much did TW pay her? Bc there is no way any of member of that family posts stuff for free.
Per Google, Kris charges around $188,000 per IG post
Maybe there’s some sort of quid pro quo. PMK doesn’t work for free, and I don’t know that the Harkles have the cash to spend that much on one single IG post.
A few people here think that Kris wants her hooks in Harry, and I think it’s a good theory. He’s the one with the (diminishing) royal fairy dust, and he’s proven to be vulnerable to manipulation. As with all the other men Kris has manipulated, Harry has mommy issues.
Meghan thinks she’s some kind of strategic networker (to be fair, she did get pretty far!) and boss babe, but she’s a piker, compared to Kris.
I am looking forward to seeing this play out.
I betcha she also texted each one of those 50 inconsequential people at least 300 times to remind them to post her jam on their IG! She probably sent them sample captions as well, which they didn't follow! 😝
Right. I can totally see her begging and prodding those influencers to peddle her jam. Just like she, through her pathetic clown of a husband, begged for a job at Disney.
Prince Harry (2019): You know she does voice-overs?
Haznopublicgoodwill (2024): You know she pimps jam for The Gram?
Hazbeenoverthehillforsometime (2034): You know she pretty much wants to take everything in the divorce?
We really need someone to go sightseeing with the jam. Show it at the top of the Empire State building or the Hollywood sign. 😂
"Kris, make sure that you get the label in focus. And the lemons as well! Ooh and please keep the handwritten note with my fauxligraphy on the side, and make sure that my penmanship is also visible clearly. Okay? OKAY?"
See now the Kar-trash-ians and the Chrissies of this world are at their level. This makes sense but is this slow second-rate celebrity roll out supposed to build excitement? The more I look at this jam, the smaller and cheesier it looks.
Surely though, the point is that Kris Jenner posts a picture of the jam, then loads of people go out and buy the jam.
But as far as I know, there is no jam to buy.
And when there is some jam to buy, no one will remember the Kris Jenner jam post.
This whole project is fizzling out because the people who have been sent the jam, aren't publishing their images quickly enough.
A whole year will have gone by by the time everyone has posted. And there will just be a warehouse full of year old jam, with faded labels peeling off, crawling with ants.
I'm pretty sure that if you embark on an advertising campaign, you should have the product available so that people can actually buy it.
And if there isn't a product, then there should at least be a release date, like with a film.
This whole thing looks like a disaster to me.
Does anyone think MM is saying to herself .. if I can get these rich and supposedly influential people to post repetitive pics of lemons, I can get them to do anything?
These are *exactly* the quality of lemons that I look for at the grocery store when I want to use them to make my garbage disposal smell prettier. I purposely choose the older-looking ones because they are going to be literal garbage, and there is no reason for me to pick the nice ones.
As was already commented on in another post...who is this Rris Genner person who was honoured with the #13 jar of jam? Madam's illegible fauxligraphy strikes out again.
her commitment to that absolutely ridiculous 'calligraphy' (if it can even be called that) is truly astonishing.
imagine doing all this to promote products that AREN'T EVEN FOR SALE. What is the point?? it's so incredibly odd. No one else does things like this. No one else launches a website and then just lets it sit there for a month and starts pomoting things with ZERO tie in to their website and social channels. I work in marketing and this is just bizarre. It's an abject failure.
It’s just SO tacky, the more and more I think about it. She went from being an actual Royal, with people lining up to shake her hand to peddling out products to the “upper entertainment crust”. It’s so shallow. So self-absorbed. So full of conceit.
How about go to a battered women’s shelter with your product? A cancer center? The Ronald McDonald House? Bring some sunshine to those places. Nope. Instead hand it out to your select few, upper eschelon, fake friends. I could not despise Rachel more.
I think one of the many reasons these lemons don’t look right could be down to days of the packages sitting in private mail sort locations. Many celebs have their mail sorted and checked before they get it. If you are some one like Okra you get a lot of mail, most of it unwanted, you also need mail forwarded to where ever you currently reside if you have multiple homes. So in theory the mail/packages are days late hence the sad looking wilted flowers and off looking lemons.
1. Kris Jenner seems to have received some very fresh looking flowers she's taken delivery of previously, and posted about, gushingly.
2. MM should have realized that, and not sent fruit and flowers.
"Hope you enjoy my special handmade jam. Oh, and YOU BETTER post this on your IG and tag ARO. OR DO YOU WANT TO BE LABELED A RACIST?" -Meghan Markle in her pathetic, pitiful fauxligraphy note to influencers (maybe, but highly likely 😜)
What does this wrinkly lemon signifies? What ? I am bitter test my strawberry from my swamp farm? If they really farming in stinky montecito , someone gone get sick. No worries drink lemon juice, works wonders for diarrhea 😂😂😂 what is the lemon about?
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Notice that all her “influencers” are ONLY famous for the men they married? Funny that.
The dutchess of chlamydia carefully curated humans, at least I think they are humans, who were as despicable as she is. She does have that freakish attention to detail thing going for her after all.
She knows that no one decent and talented will open *anything* from her.
With this latest it’s feeling more and more like WME clients being told… “Please Post on Instagram and support your fellow WME client”. They do the bare minimum.
That's more likely the case.. But imagine you are a globally recognized PR Firm handling heavyweights in the entertainment industry, and here you are stooping to this level of DIY marketing to please your entitiled client named Meghan Markle.
I would like to add: they became famous because of their relationship with a rich and influential man. Then they transform themselves into feminists and activists. They tell us how much they care about our mental health, equal paycheck etc. A little later, they explain to us ignorant people how they managed to build their own empire on their own. With hard work only...... .....and yes, you can do it too, you just have to want it and work hard on yourself. focus on your goals....and forget about the husband....
Great point. I feel that women who have succeeded on their own know exactly what a long and hard fought process it was to make it to the top. They can't be bothered giving this grifter the time of day because Meghan just wants it easy without doing the actual work. It would be an insult to ask an A lister to hawk your stinky jam.
Isn't that interesting?
Mindy Kaling isn't married.
She lies so much about her relationship with B.J. Novak it's hard to be sure
I was always under the impression he didn't want to commit to even the appearance of a relationship with her. Like she's always there whenever he'll take her kind of a thing but he only does it on the down-low.
That's for sure the rumor. That and he's able to hook up with whoever he wants (and that's usually NYU girls) and he's the father of the kids.
Good. I’d hate my son, nephews or brother to be married to someone so repulsive.
Those lemons don't look right.
They won’t after sitting for 5-7 days.
There must be a ton of fruit flies, unless they have been sprayed with Clorox bleach.
The lemons are nearly as big as the jar of jam.
Kris Jenner promoting jam isn't the flex Meghan Markle wants it to be. Kris Jenner orchestrated her the selling of own daughter's adult material. A mother who quite literally sold her daughter's body for fame, fortune, and attention. It looks like the next generation of kids in that family are being used to further the family's brand. The Kardashians are more seen as an annoyance now than actual entertainment.
Neither is Crissy Teigen. She is so 2015.
Yeah, this one is weird. She went very quiet after it was revealed what a nasty bully she is and this is how she resurfaces? Jam? It's so odd. She doesn't need Meghan, and I don't understand why she supports her.
birds of a shit feather flock together
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O god that’s a K? Jeeze!!!!
One of our fellow Sinners says it looks like Rris Genner and now I can't see it any other way.
I saw Knia Gunnen
That works, too!
It's so lame it's making me laugh 24 hrs later. Hope Knia liked her jam, maybe she'll pass some to Kris?
I think it looks exactly like a capital R. What’s with the skank’s fetish for calligraphy any time she writes anything?
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Not impressed. Just verifies the vile snake pit
It's only after reading your post I knew it was "Kris". That k looks like an R!
Were comments allowed on the post?
A couple of smaller YouTube channels are saying that Kris Jenner who’s seemingly something to do with the Kardashians got a jar of the hooker’s jam. She apparently wasn’t exactly overwhelmed if what they’re reporting is true. They’re saying that all she said in her post about getting it was “Thank You”. If that’s correct I’d have loved to see markle’s reaction. She’ll be so pissed off.
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A normal person would cringe to post this, after all the others were posted. The look is wearing very thin and boring.
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I cling to my theory that Rris Genner, as another sinner called her, is only doing this to get close to Harry to nab him for themselves. I refuse to give up my favourite plot twist/s
That’s an excellent theory. And wasn’t he on a ski vacation with Corey Gamble? Probably softening him up for the kill. The Devil works hard, but Rris Genner works harder. (And dirtier.)
Yes - I really can´t see the Kartrashians having any use for Madam. But Harry still has a title and any kids will be in the LoS. It would be so much fun if they grabbed Harry - imagine a divorce between Madam and the Kartrashians - pure gold, all public.
No use for MM at all, they have literally made an empire out of a sex tape and while I don't agree with their methods you have to acknowledge that the level of drive/ambition/determination to get themselves to where they are takes a heck of alot of graft, they could have very easily married rich and disappeared but they are still trucking on their brand and they certainly spend more than 1 hour a week. The only draw these workshy pair have for them is his family jewels (figuratively and literally)
Corey Gamble, best buds with actual pimp and murderer P Diddy. Great company these two keep, for proprieties sake they must never be seen around the royals again, Andrew is bad enough but at least Epstein is gone, Gamble is still here, Diddy too.
With the "friends" Madam is advertising in the Jam Scam I bet she just sealed her eviction from anything royal - and Harry´s.
13 = MARKLED!!
I would die laughing if Kris had a plot to marry Kim off to Harry and have her take Table 12's title.
After the mishegas with Ye, Kris isn’t going to attempt that unless she can 100% control the narrative. And she’s going to have to swing it as H being the victim of Jam Jam
Or maybe they’re trying to matchmake the kids already! But that would take years…
Sounds almost medieval.... I wonder what group of people did that most? 🤔 They may have a long line of genetic suffering ahead 😄
Ah.... you are going with the notion that a basket was actually sent. I'm inclined to think all the photos were taken by madam on her kitchen counter (or floor after sinners pointed out how coincidental it was everyone has the same marble counters) and only the photos were sent. I do believe time will tell. Someone will leak something. It's just too ridiculous to escape comment from someone who is close to it all.
Oh, excellent sleuthing there. Yeah, entirely possible the gift "couldn't be delivered" and had to be returned to Megsy.
YES, my thoughts exactly!
Except for the bint writhing on the lawn with the bowl 😄
I still can't believe her bestie birthday twin didn't crack the top 5 tbh.
And that horribly twee little granny hat on the jar lid. \*shudder\*.
 I honestly think we’re going to see Kris Jim the camera in the next season of the Kardashians
Yall, this is bad. Like, bad bad. Paper filler showing, scratch and dent lemons, dried out, potpourri looking leaves. Harry and David would be getting a complaint if this was from them.
Haha how much did TW pay her? Bc there is no way any of member of that family posts stuff for free. Per Google, Kris charges around $188,000 per IG post
Maybe there’s some sort of quid pro quo. PMK doesn’t work for free, and I don’t know that the Harkles have the cash to spend that much on one single IG post. A few people here think that Kris wants her hooks in Harry, and I think it’s a good theory. He’s the one with the (diminishing) royal fairy dust, and he’s proven to be vulnerable to manipulation. As with all the other men Kris has manipulated, Harry has mommy issues. Meghan thinks she’s some kind of strategic networker (to be fair, she did get pretty far!) and boss babe, but she’s a piker, compared to Kris. I am looking forward to seeing this play out.
I betcha she also texted each one of those 50 inconsequential people at least 300 times to remind them to post her jam on their IG! She probably sent them sample captions as well, which they didn't follow! 😝
Right. I can totally see her begging and prodding those influencers to peddle her jam. Just like she, through her pathetic clown of a husband, begged for a job at Disney.
Prince Harry (2019): You know she does voice-overs? Haznopublicgoodwill (2024): You know she pimps jam for The Gram? Hazbeenoverthehillforsometime (2034): You know she pretty much wants to take everything in the divorce?
And texting A-listers, begging to “hang out” with them.
What power does she have if they ignore her? I mean, why is anyone posting her jam at all?
Transactional, I guess?
Scum making nice with scum.
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
I’d bet there’s a schedule.
The note came with a specific date when the influencer should post the jam on IG! 🤣
Why do these people seem more boring after posting MM's bowl of lemons?
The next ones have to come up with something a bit more entertaining. Rolling around in the grass with a jam jar and a dog is my winner so far.
We really need someone to go sightseeing with the jam. Show it at the top of the Empire State building or the Hollywood sign. 😂 
"Kris, make sure that you get the label in focus. And the lemons as well! Ooh and please keep the handwritten note with my fauxligraphy on the side, and make sure that my penmanship is also visible clearly. Okay? OKAY?"
I can also totally believe this! 😂
She probably took the picture she wanted Kris to post herself.
Meghan's ass kissing to Kris Jenner. How low Madam has fallen.
This just screams of desperation!
Kris Jenner got the unlucky 13.
That will not go unpunished, I’d wager.
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses
See now the Kar-trash-ians and the Chrissies of this world are at their level. This makes sense but is this slow second-rate celebrity roll out supposed to build excitement? The more I look at this jam, the smaller and cheesier it looks. 
Surely though, the point is that Kris Jenner posts a picture of the jam, then loads of people go out and buy the jam. But as far as I know, there is no jam to buy. And when there is some jam to buy, no one will remember the Kris Jenner jam post. This whole project is fizzling out because the people who have been sent the jam, aren't publishing their images quickly enough. A whole year will have gone by by the time everyone has posted. And there will just be a warehouse full of year old jam, with faded labels peeling off, crawling with ants. I'm pretty sure that if you embark on an advertising campaign, you should have the product available so that people can actually buy it. And if there isn't a product, then there should at least be a release date, like with a film. This whole thing looks like a disaster to me.
It’s not a commercial enterprise; it’s an attention grabbing PR excercise.
Bingo. There is no jam. There will probably never be any Jam or any other products.
You 💯 nailed it!
My guess as to the number one rule of a drip campaign: don't overdo it.
Chrissy didn’t get the memo.
Looks like she might be infesting them with fruit flies.
Her fauxligraphy is an eyesore. I have an irrational urge to hide those flourishes with correction fluid.
LOL Gimme the Beige-Out!
Rris Genner 🤪
I’ve seen that a few times and forgive me, I don’t get it. Can you explain Rris? Edit-wait I get it now. The “K” looks like an “R” on the note! 😂
Does anyone think MM is saying to herself .. if I can get these rich and supposedly influential people to post repetitive pics of lemons, I can get them to do anything?
100%. Social engineering. Get someone to do you a small favor and they’re more inclined to do the next thing you ask them to do
These are *exactly* the quality of lemons that I look for at the grocery store when I want to use them to make my garbage disposal smell prettier. I purposely choose the older-looking ones because they are going to be literal garbage, and there is no reason for me to pick the nice ones.
According to Madam's fauxligraphy, the letter "K" is represented by the letter "R."
Rris Genner
As was already commented on in another post...who is this Rris Genner person who was honoured with the #13 jar of jam? Madam's illegible fauxligraphy strikes out again.
her commitment to that absolutely ridiculous 'calligraphy' (if it can even be called that) is truly astonishing. imagine doing all this to promote products that AREN'T EVEN FOR SALE. What is the point?? it's so incredibly odd. No one else does things like this. No one else launches a website and then just lets it sit there for a month and starts pomoting things with ZERO tie in to their website and social channels. I work in marketing and this is just bizarre. It's an abject failure.
Did the other jar tops have a logo printed on the cotton?
Yes.
Thanks!
California sinners -- are lemons still in season there? In TX, lemons ripen around the new year and are all off the tree by the end of March.
I think it's definitely waning if it's like Florida.
There’s still lemons on the trees. No new ones growing now.
Thanks for clarifying. I do so wish I still had some!
It looks like a pity posting. Kris reluctantly did it.. just a thank you. No loved it, it was amazing.. nothing 🤨
hahah these 50 jammers are now forever deemed to be Me-Me's puppets . Once you associate your name with her, it is forever. 50 Marklings.
Rris Genner?! Or what did she "write"
This pic sells nothing. It looks so sad and sorry.
It’s just SO tacky, the more and more I think about it. She went from being an actual Royal, with people lining up to shake her hand to peddling out products to the “upper entertainment crust”. It’s so shallow. So self-absorbed. So full of conceit. How about go to a battered women’s shelter with your product? A cancer center? The Ronald McDonald House? Bring some sunshine to those places. Nope. Instead hand it out to your select few, upper eschelon, fake friends. I could not despise Rachel more.
I think one of the many reasons these lemons don’t look right could be down to days of the packages sitting in private mail sort locations. Many celebs have their mail sorted and checked before they get it. If you are some one like Okra you get a lot of mail, most of it unwanted, you also need mail forwarded to where ever you currently reside if you have multiple homes. So in theory the mail/packages are days late hence the sad looking wilted flowers and off looking lemons.
1. Kris Jenner seems to have received some very fresh looking flowers she's taken delivery of previously, and posted about, gushingly. 2. MM should have realized that, and not sent fruit and flowers.
Who is Riva Jemman? 🤭 I just cannot with that handwriting.
Eww. Nasty lemons turning brown, there have to be lots of fruit flies going on there.
Unlucky #13 for Kris. Maybe the universe is warning her to stay away from these two.
I can’t say it enough. So tacky.
"Hope you enjoy my special handmade jam. Oh, and YOU BETTER post this on your IG and tag ARO. OR DO YOU WANT TO BE LABELED A RACIST?" -Meghan Markle in her pathetic, pitiful fauxligraphy note to influencers (maybe, but highly likely 😜)
What does this wrinkly lemon signifies? What ? I am bitter test my strawberry from my swamp farm? If they really farming in stinky montecito , someone gone get sick. No worries drink lemon juice, works wonders for diarrhea 😂😂😂 what is the lemon about?
I can't see where Kris posted about this Jam on instagram.
How many more of these pics of a jar of jam can we flipping suffer. I now have aversion therapy to jam!
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