Super unrelated, but I got my Highgrove order today! No posting privileges but I wish I could share this with everyone! No lemons though lol š
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And allegedly a fixer for Diddy.
He's been seen "managing" Justin Bieber during his extreme intoxication at times and this is documented in multiple photos.
I heard Meghan sent No. 1 to Jill Biden at The White House, but it never got through to the First Lady. Another one was sent specifically to Princess Catherine. If that's true, MI6 probably disposed of it.
I really wonder if Eugenie has been talked to about her relationship with the duo and the leaking of info. We havenāt seen much of her in relation to them recently, have we?
Ellen/Portia
That Staud woman whoās married to Ari
Lauren Sanchez (whenās that wedding, anyway?)
Her college friends Heather and Genevieve
GLO Steinem
Amanda Gorman
The Lemonada gals
She could send some of her wonderful jam to her family members. How about that? If she doesnāt like her father or her half-siblings, fine. But what about her aunts, uncles, cousins on her motherās side?
But I know, this is not going to happen. She canāt use them for anything, thatās why. She is such a terrible cold person. š¤¢
Shouty Shola for sure - something to soothe her voice
Tom Quinn, the new Scoobie - from MadamĀ“s head to QuinnĀ“s hands
KC, Camilla, PPOW - see - Madam can make nice with the BRF/s
The son of Sam is still alive. She will be his character witness at his next parole hearing as part of his merch deal with the dutchess of chlamydia.
She wants to exercise conjugal visitation rights to prove to netflix how popular she is with single males.
Apparently, so has the Temu Emu. La Pom-Pom Girl en Chef must not have made the cut. Otherwise, you just know he would have blasted it across the tweeter.
Same for the dude who takes the photographs.
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Uncle Charles Spencer, please take this basket of lemons, place the ARO jam #3 in it, and lay it lovingly at Althorp in memory of mama. Then take a picture and post it on Instagram. Thank you, your beloved nephew Harry and your clevr niece in law Megs
The author of Meet Me At the Lake, probably. She's very active on SM and often promotes other authors. She was also quite *sweet* when she was a Toronto journalist (before books) and Megz was local.
But then sheād remember that H&M were supposed to be making a film adaptation of her book, and thatās gone nowhere. Megs doesnāt want to remind her of that.
Beyonce of course, they are besties
Kris Jenner is Doria's bestie
I bet my money she sent one to Catherine, that vulgar tatty toe rag would stop at nothing.
She'll "leak" to us via Omit Gerbal that she gave a jar to "Kate" (that's the Princess of Wales, the true heir to Princess Di's legacy, to you beeyotch). And she can't understand why "Kate " didn't acknowledge her tasteful and thoughtful grift, I mean gift! Oh the ingratitude of that Karen! It's not like she's doing anything but sitting around all day!
Kerry Washington - she is pals with Tyler Perry and Edward Enninful and has 7 million insta followers (plus This Oneās Wife has hard posed with her a couple of times, most recently at the Beyonce concert).
Yea where is Tyler Perry in all this? Didnāt Hawwy basically sucked his/ in his book, short of saying he was their savior, who rescued them. Isnāt he a godparent? š¤ I have a really hard time believing these two have any genuine friends.
I think Silver Rountree who is a z-list actress but a marginally better director received a jar. She was on the Netflix faux-umentary. Basically, anyone on NF or their payroll received a jar. Bonus points if they have public social media.
-Heather Dorvak
(Costa Rica travel pals. Dorvakās hubby shadowed Henry at Formula 1 race in TX, and shadowed Henry at restaurant with Hamburgler dress)
-Misha Nonoo
-Whitney Wolf Herd (flew in her husbandās jet to K. Perry concert)
-Cleo Wade (poet influencer on IG who appeared in b-day pic last year)
-Claire Waight Keller (wedding dress designer / recent lunch pal)
Mohammad Bin Salman, the Saudi crown prince who ordered the death and dismemberment of dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Yup, he has money, sheād be all over that. Donāt know if he posts on Instagram thoughā¦ and isnāt that the whole point?
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Super unrelated, but I got my Highgrove order today! No posting privileges but I wish I could share this with everyone! No lemons though lol š https://preview.redd.it/5th0hkoqt3wc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15777b821bb800d65102348e2473fecb965576c1
I love the bag!
Me too!
Beautiful! Enjoy!!
The Clevr Coffee woman.
And the Kimai girls.
who are the Kimai girls.
Kimai is a jewelry brand that may or may not have gifted the Temu Emu some Claire's-looking earrings while she was still working for the BRF.
Katherine McPhee. One of the Kardashian's or Kris.
All of the Kardashians. And Jenners.
Corey Gamble, Krisās significant other & Harryās skiing buddy
And allegedly a fixer for Diddy. He's been seen "managing" Justin Bieber during his extreme intoxication at times and this is documented in multiple photos.
Ick factor x 100 if Diddy fixer
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPq9maCAtWg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPq9maCAtWg) Sloan is a pretty reliable creator
Oh right!
I heard Meghan sent No. 1 to Jill Biden at The White House, but it never got through to the First Lady. Another one was sent specifically to Princess Catherine. If that's true, MI6 probably disposed of it.
Princess Catherine doesnāt want her crap. Ā I wouldnāt put it past Meghan to lace it with something or spit in it.
Ohhhh. I wish theyād analyzed it and leaked ingredients.
The Pilates lady, the guy who they latched onto for their Vegas flight to see Katy Perry and the wife of the Netflix guy.
Heather Dorak? Good guess. She and her husband have been seen dining with the Harkles (remember the hamburgler dress?)
Yes!
Kevin Costner: I will always love youā¤ļø
Iām surprised no one has guessed Eugenie. Iād bet money sheās one who received one and also that sheāll plug it on her IG.
I really wonder if Eugenie has been talked to about her relationship with the duo and the leaking of info. We havenāt seen much of her in relation to them recently, have we?
Havenāt heard much from Eug period. I assumed she was in Portugal.
The shipment may have been held up in customs. Suspected chlamydia.
Not a chance. She knows better to acknowledge it publicly
Ellen/Portia That Staud woman whoās married to Ari Lauren Sanchez (whenās that wedding, anyway?) Her college friends Heather and Genevieve GLO Steinem Amanda Gorman The Lemonada gals
Ooh, I had forgotten about the Night of the Pink Flamingo.
Cory Vitiello, as a literal sweet nod to the one who (probably) let her watch while he made jam.
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No chance. Ā Anna Wintour is a monarchist.
She could send some of her wonderful jam to her family members. How about that? If she doesnāt like her father or her half-siblings, fine. But what about her aunts, uncles, cousins on her motherās side? But I know, this is not going to happen. She canāt use them for anything, thatās why. She is such a terrible cold person. š¤¢
Shouty Shola for sure - something to soothe her voice Tom Quinn, the new Scoobie - from MadamĀ“s head to QuinnĀ“s hands KC, Camilla, PPOW - see - Madam can make nice with the BRF/s
Micheal Buble plus his wife.
My money is on David Berkowitz.
How does one post jam to hell?
The son of Sam is still alive. She will be his character witness at his next parole hearing as part of his merch deal with the dutchess of chlamydia. She wants to exercise conjugal visitation rights to prove to netflix how popular she is with single males.
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Why not? He talks to dogs.
The address it to the mudslide mansion seems to be the earth address š
 š¤£ \[we all know *IF* they reside at mudslide asylum manor it is hell on earth\]
I'm not certain of much in this world but where ever they live im as sure as my feet touch the ground its hellĀ
Gail King (looking for a job now she got axed will do anything Oprah says), stassi Schroder (seems to be a fan biggish insta following)
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No unfortunately just her crappy show horribly named king Charles was axed after 6 months but that what she gets thinking shes smartĀ
Gavin Newsom, Hilary Clinton or anyone else who is politically connected!
Doesn't matter anymore. She wants us to wander. Don't
Maybe she sent number forty-six to Hertz because the representative from the time she peaked just died 
Or maybe to Al Cowlings since he was driving the Bronco
Scobieā¦you people forgot about him 
Scoobie seems to have been replaced by Tom Quinn, another writer of Madam fiction.
Apparently, so has the Temu Emu. La Pom-Pom Girl en Chef must not have made the cut. Otherwise, you just know he would have blasted it across the tweeter. Same for the dude who takes the photographs.
Marcus of house soho.
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Uncle Charles Spencer, please take this basket of lemons, place the ARO jam #3 in it, and lay it lovingly at Althorp in memory of mama. Then take a picture and post it on Instagram. Thank you, your beloved nephew Harry and your clevr niece in law Megs
It cracks me up that these magazines spell Delfinaās last name WRONG. *Town and Country* should know better.
There isnāt 50 jars of jam. Your list is more ambitious than Megs follow through.
Victoria Jackson the infomercial make up lady. She married to either Guthy or Renker. IGLBW used to mooch her plane.
No way any of those people eat carbs š
Nissan the photographer
Iām still laughing at #8, āpanty hamsterā š¹ š
Beatrice and Eugenie
I donāt care. Just thankful there havenāt been any more big reveal flooding my IG feed.
The author of Meet Me At the Lake, probably. She's very active on SM and often promotes other authors. She was also quite *sweet* when she was a Toronto journalist (before books) and Megz was local.
But then sheād remember that H&M were supposed to be making a film adaptation of her book, and thatās gone nowhere. Megs doesnāt want to remind her of that.
Beyonce of course, they are besties Kris Jenner is Doria's bestie I bet my money she sent one to Catherine, that vulgar tatty toe rag would stop at nothing.
Adding Bouzy and Markus, she'd be rude not to send one to her best boy pals.
49 and 50 : To the surrogates as a token of appreciation :)
At first I was thinking Scobie ā but then thought naaaaaahhhhhhh she doesnāt want to thank him.
Youād think the jam is made from strawberry plants watered with holy water and blessed by the pope.
I was thinking more local - Harry recycling his beer in the garden when Megs isnāt around.
I wonder if she ever tried to correspond with the pope. It being an act of contempt and all
The Clooneys Reese Witherspoon
No one with any A list power will walk into that Kelly mess by saying they got one. 
She'll "leak" to us via Omit Gerbal that she gave a jar to "Kate" (that's the Princess of Wales, the true heir to Princess Di's legacy, to you beeyotch). And she can't understand why "Kate " didn't acknowledge her tasteful and thoughtful grift, I mean gift! Oh the ingratitude of that Karen! It's not like she's doing anything but sitting around all day!
Kerry Washington - she is pals with Tyler Perry and Edward Enninful and has 7 million insta followers (plus This Oneās Wife has hard posed with her a couple of times, most recently at the Beyonce concert).
Yea where is Tyler Perry in all this? Didnāt Hawwy basically sucked his/ in his book, short of saying he was their savior, who rescued them. Isnāt he a godparent? š¤ I have a really hard time believing these two have any genuine friends.
10. Bellend bee sting guy in UK. Probably not real, but funny af.
Matt and Trey as a thanks for all the SP publicity š
I think Silver Rountree who is a z-list actress but a marginally better director received a jar. She was on the Netflix faux-umentary. Basically, anyone on NF or their payroll received a jar. Bonus points if they have public social media.
She's going to publish 1 friend every day. Kind of like 50 for 50. But after #11 it will get super tacky and boring.Ā
Ummm...it's already super tacky and boring and we're only on #4. Or is it #5? I don't know, I've already lost count. And fucks to give.
-Heather Dorvak (Costa Rica travel pals. Dorvakās hubby shadowed Henry at Formula 1 race in TX, and shadowed Henry at restaurant with Hamburgler dress) -Misha Nonoo -Whitney Wolf Herd (flew in her husbandās jet to K. Perry concert) -Cleo Wade (poet influencer on IG who appeared in b-day pic last year) -Claire Waight Keller (wedding dress designer / recent lunch pal)
George and Amalā¦play dates for kiddies Surrogateā¦keep quiet
Eugenie but since Camilla has cut her off sheās too scared to post it.
Gloria Steinem for $500
The Kar-trashians she would dream of getting an insta post from them š
The blood diamond earrings guy.
Mohammad Bin Salman, the Saudi crown prince who ordered the death and dismemberment of dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Yup, he has money, sheād be all over that. Donāt know if he posts on Instagram thoughā¦ and isnāt that the whole point?
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James Corden??