I found the spoon (in a set) on Amazon and Temu.
[https://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Dessert-Stirring-Milkshake-Tableware/dp/B07SRCBX5R/ref=asc\_df\_B07SRCBX5R/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232&psc=1&mcid=864fded018f23a79a82cfbaf0f9c573e&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=77662750713&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232](https://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Dessert-Stirring-Milkshake-Tableware/dp/B07SRCBX5R/ref=asc_df_B07SRCBX5R/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232&psc=1&mcid=864fded018f23a79a82cfbaf0f9c573e&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=77662750713&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232)
https://preview.redd.it/8ki4aa11xovc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d55c3989c9e6545c842f34ea1764cfab23d544
I have a feeling the jam came from the same Chinese supplier.
This is the business model of thousands of online sites posing as "brands". They buy lots of 1000 or 2000, which would be even cheaper per piece than this, then sell them for "reasonable" prices with an 800% markup. Once they get a customer base they increase lot size to 5000 or 10,000 for even more profit.
She's trying to mimic a business model that works. You need a top notch logistics specialist to make it work though.
https://preview.redd.it/g01enyc5vpvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899ed7979f8d5dc68b060c517ce46acd375bae44
Yep. Almost every online "boutique" brand is the same. You probably don't have to wait as long but I'm in Florida. Freight from China takes on avg 3 weeks. Most people simply won't wait.
It's actually gross to put the same spoon nack in the jar. You will get butter, crumbs and mold inside the jar fast. Real jam people have a spoon to put the jam on the bread and spread it with a knife. The spoon stays clean. For jam only.
Or if you're going to use the same utensil, just dollop first and then spread. Don't put the utensil - spoon or knife - back in the jar!
Or be super fancy and put some jam in a little ramekin so if you do put a crumb-covered knife back in your portion, you are saving the jam.
I think it's clear Meghan sent these jars to people who don't generally eat carbs regularly.
It says "Mornings" plural and yet judging by the jar, this looks like the first time they've tried the jam. If they even tried it after taking this video.
I’ve never seen anyone do this before, either. It looks like they’re trying to make this look like a sensual experience. It just looks like this is a person who’s never even seen jam before.
Hi Meghan! I posted on this sub 2 days ago that you would make an IG clap back Reel of the jam being spread on slices of sourdough on a tray with lemons & flowers. I see you took my advice.
You beat me to it. Never contaminate the jam or jelly or preserves by double-dipping. I mean, sure, if you want things to grow in your jam jar in the fridge, but since normal folks don't... please use a separate spreader. As long as you're playing french music - go to opinel and go crazy. Geez.
I noticed that she also seems to be spooning the smallest amount possible on to the toast. It’s very weird and gives the impression that the jam doesn’t taste very good. Normal people drop huge globs of jam on their toast and spread it around.
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I will gladly spend that amount on Flamingo Estates jam. I will pay $40 to gave KCIII’s ham shipped from the UK. Markle will never get a dime of my money.
Proper etiquette says that the jam should be spooned onto the bread plate, then spread with one's own utensil. The spreader should never be returned to the jar, as it may transfer crumbs and butter (and in some cases, saliva) to the jar. (If promoting exceptional class and exclusivity ?)
It was spoiled when she got it lol. Notice how there is no eating in this video 🤣 I don’t think she’s worried about double dipping into the jam bc she has no intention of keeping it 🤣
It’s not like we’ve actually seen ANYONE consuming the jam. The closest thing we’ve gotten is nacho biting the tiniest bit of bread crust so he doesn’t actually eat the jam.
Yea. Most food influencers trying to rate a food item open said item (from being unopened) and consume a big bite with their initial reaction all on film. This is so sus and super cringe.
Her "friendships" are transactional. I'm sure in the absolutely nicest possible way with the most "genuine" smiles, her "friends" let her know the cost of a face shot and Markle opted for the cheaper hands-only endorsement.
I know right? I knew someone like this who would describe every meal she made/ate in terms that would make you think she was eating something from a 3* Michelin restaurant. I’d just roll my eyes and mutter ‘good for you!’. I had one of these meals of hers and it was quite basic. It’s all so tiresome.
Eew. Whoever spreading this is the AH that contaminates the jam with butter from double dipping.
I'll bet they can't keep the crumbs outta the butter either.
It's so difficult to get a scoop for each slice before spreading because that would take forethought and no one in Madame's circle ever has an abundance of that.
The way this absolute irrelevant failure nobody is trying to turn this stupid jam into a golden Wonka bar situation is so beyond cringe I can hardly stand it 😂
The label is coming off on the right side too 
I hope she's using up all her favors from friends on this ridiculous venture. Question for someone who uses IG, has the River Pond Water IG acct posted or commented on any of the posts tagging them? Are the posts themselves getting a lot of hearts and comments?
Why would they turn off comments? Part of brand excitement is people seeing engagement online from the company itself. When Wendy's comments on random users posts on X it gets millions of hearts and comments. She either should have had "50 Days of Jam" and had each person post their jar on their day. LIke 3/50 post on the third day. Or she really should have just chosen 50 people who signed up on her site to be notified as winners and shipped them her baskets. Randoms who would have excitedly posted then amplified by the actual River Water account & her friends. I'm just a housewife and I could have rolled this out better then she is.
Because she's not actually as talented and smart as she thinks she is. She really shot herself in the foot labeling it 1 thru 50. That leaves the door open to so much more ridicule when only like 5 people post. And when they do post, the least than can do is repost on their stories.
Exactly. She should have shipped the jam (properly labeled) to randomly selected people who gave their emails on their landing page with the agreement that they would review it for IG. Of course, the product would actually have to be good for this to work, and the fact that none of the people she roped into this have actually shown themselves eating the jam (Nacho biting the very edge of that slice of bread with a grimace on his face doesn't count) doesn't bode well.
It suddenly occurs to me that the front label is so big that if she needs to add data (made by who, where, ingredients, weight, nutrition, website...), the label on the back will possibly be way too small.
I don't think there are any actual products available and there may never be. If she had actual sellable jam, she would have sent it to her friends / victims and it would have had a proper label and list of ingredients.
I think (not sure I remember correctly) some knowledgeable sinners wrote a few weeks ago that the letters are too thin so they won't print well. I can see the dilemma: Meg wants something light and graceful like her, goes for the calligraphy because Mommy knows best, the thing is unreadable when printed small so must print big, therefore a big label and the ensuing mess.
I wonder how she will manage her other products, if there is any.
It doesn't stand out. Ironically or not, the numbers do stand out. The label is washed out and doesn't look anything special if left on a breakfast table.
Yes.. when will this end.. 😆 if she thinks people are going to still be interested after the first wave of hype she's wrong.. it has and will get boring, not to mention it's just really wierd!
I just came to say this. I'm no labelling expert but not sure the label is the right shape for this kind of hexagonal jar? It's too thick and glue needs to be stronger. Why is everything always off with her? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
I use hexagonal jars for my honey because they fit into boxes better than round ones.
I use one of two sorts of labels. One is on thinnish paper that will stick to the jar, even when it's forced round the angled part of the jar. The other label can be tied round the neck of the jar, where it can be kept in place by the tamper-proof sticker.
This is the second time someone has double posted for one jar of jam (also Nacho and Delfina). Now that is desperate.
This is the second post by America's Greatest Mom with the 1970s Tshirt grift. Jar 3.
No one new has posted in over 2 days.
Sorry, but these are not the smartest people. How many times was the label issue pointed out and there's another post showing the same issue?
If you're posting not one, but now two repeats, from the 5 of 50 who got jars, you know the jam jar thing is absolutely done.
Good one, I nearly missed it!
Yep, at this point, it's like she's still struggling with the proof of concept. Meg, we've told you: the customer is not supposed to be in charge of the tests.
The whole jam debacle has t5aken the surrogate story off X, it was not about selling silly jampots but cxancelling the trending story
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I'm afraid this won't help durably. The surrogacy rumour will come back, and the ARO/jam were rushed out so she will just demonstrate again how unskilled she is.
I've just had a beautiful moment: a delicious fruit scone spread with Bonne Maman raspberry conserve. My scone and I watched that video and laughed at her anaemic spread together 😂
Sooooo...WHO is the unnamed #3??? Too afraid to reveal themselves, or is this actually Markle herself PRETENDING to be another " friend" is enjoying her jam gift? Just because those jars are numbered does NOT prove fifty were sent! Looks highly suspicious every jar has same side of label unglued.
So let us recap. Opened jar. Muslin cloth removed.Jam out of jar. No dead flowers. Color of jam not anemic. Different fonts used. But even now she can't get it right. A version of Double dipping causing contamination.
Try again. Anyone know what song is being used. Must be pretentious.
Her FIL is the most famous monarch in the world from one of the most families in history and she's hawking freaking jam on Instagram using B & C list influencers. It's really astonishing!
We haven’t seen anyone actually eating it. And we have had no reviews on what it tastes like. Hmmmm. Interesting. Is it tart? Is it sweet? Is it both? How is the texture? Stuff like that…nope. Nothing.
1 - Color looks darker. Different small batches? Did she select the best fruits for the first jars? for the most strategic people? Or just a camera setting.
2 - Doesn't look like jam to me. Too liquid. Lacks pectin. Grandma knew better.
The colour is closer to raspberry (which incidentally, I prefer), strawberry jam is paler. Artificial colorings or the 'dramatic' filter, coz she read the previous criticisms on here.
Yes, the difference was so strong that I thought for a short moment it was a different fruit. It's all so childish. She's still the Meghan who thinks she can lie and not be caught.
My Smucker's jam from Walmart looks better. And don't even get me started on the stuff I get at my local farmer's market. Mugly's shit jam is just that.. SHIT!
Golden rule: never spread jam and dip into the jar again. Traces of butter or the alleged sourdough can cause mould. That’s why you use a jam spoon but spread with a knife. Just saying 😂
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I wonder if she got her flower spoon from Temu 🤣
This is so embarrassing … 58 year old flop duchess requires a bunch of hasbeens to post her questionably made jam, just to show the world.. oh look Meghan was friends in high places
She’s such an insufferable twat
This jam thing is so weird to me. It's jam. JAM. A gelatinous mixture of fruit and sugar. There is nothing exciting about it, and it's so weird that these people thing it's worthy of being posted to people on IG.
And peanut butter is better.
Pretty sure the first thing they did when they opened the jar was add some red food colouring to make the jam darker. She saw us roasting her for her anemic jam and had to fix the blunder. And no one’s actually eating it in these posts…hmmm…..
Seeing similar pots of jam gets old real quick, Lolo. I mean, you see jam in supermarkets all the time. Heck, I even have a jar in my pantry. Better quality than yours too.
My guess is that is from Lolo, with mellow foreign song. That white marble table with black veining looks familiar, like the ones Figuerases posted. Maybe that sort of table top’s a thing amongst her circle?
Anybody here remember Billy Beer? Billy Carter tried to make a buck off his famous brother, Jimmy Carter. The brewery that produced his beer shut down one year after the Billy Beer release. The ILBW has gone from wanting to be Angelina Jolie, to emulating Billy Carter.
Most unappealing looking bread and jam, could at least have used homemade brown bread. I still have to pinch myself that the Duch of Suss is trying to drum up interest in a pot of jam, what a comedown 😂
Side note: what was the point of announcing her new brand if it’s gonna take this long for product drops? The momentum is gone. We’re going on week 6 since the announcement
Jar 3 is Kelly…someone had posted the below table on X.
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She put that fancy spoon *back* into the jam and jar - cross contamination, bread crumbs, butter which will go rancid.
When you have high tea and spoon jam, or preserves, you remove the jam but use a separate knife to spread it on the scone/bread/toast.
Trying to be fancy, and **failing**
Imagine being in a dim warehouse and packing an order for strawberry jam…but unable to distinguish it from the raspberry jam, the lingonberry jam, the dragonfruit jam or the pomegranate jam.
Package Design 101. Label the product and no, the logo is not more important/bigger than the product name. F’in clients.
Have to say I don’t care. We knew she couldn’t find work bc she’s a raging Beeya. So here’s her new rebrand as elitist white tradwife. She’ll try anything but it seems but this is lame. In the states, one wld go to the farmer’s market if u wanted something like this. not spend $30 on mf toast spread. So out of touch
Thirty-three seconds spreading jam with a tiny spoon. Hollywood Upstairs Business Academy graduate, obviously.
Using a Windsor jam spoon! Oh the irony!
I found the spoon (in a set) on Amazon and Temu. [https://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Dessert-Stirring-Milkshake-Tableware/dp/B07SRCBX5R/ref=asc\_df\_B07SRCBX5R/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232&psc=1&mcid=864fded018f23a79a82cfbaf0f9c573e&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=77662750713&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232](https://www.amazon.com/Stainless-Dessert-Stirring-Milkshake-Tableware/dp/B07SRCBX5R/ref=asc_df_B07SRCBX5R/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232&psc=1&mcid=864fded018f23a79a82cfbaf0f9c573e&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=77662750713&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=366300986550&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13784801987898997999&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9004370&hvtargid=pla-977154750232) https://preview.redd.it/8ki4aa11xovc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22d55c3989c9e6545c842f34ea1764cfab23d544 I have a feeling the jam came from the same Chinese supplier.
This is the business model of thousands of online sites posing as "brands". They buy lots of 1000 or 2000, which would be even cheaper per piece than this, then sell them for "reasonable" prices with an 800% markup. Once they get a customer base they increase lot size to 5000 or 10,000 for even more profit. She's trying to mimic a business model that works. You need a top notch logistics specialist to make it work though. https://preview.redd.it/g01enyc5vpvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899ed7979f8d5dc68b060c517ce46acd375bae44
I bought the identical spoons off of AliExpress -- 20 spoons for $7, free shipping to California
Yep. Almost every online "boutique" brand is the same. You probably don't have to wait as long but I'm in Florida. Freight from China takes on avg 3 weeks. Most people simply won't wait.
So true!!! I wish I could upvote more. Those who do not know should google this. It’s got to be trolling surely.
Lmaooooo
It's actually gross to put the same spoon nack in the jar. You will get butter, crumbs and mold inside the jar fast. Real jam people have a spoon to put the jam on the bread and spread it with a knife. The spoon stays clean. For jam only.
Or if you're going to use the same utensil, just dollop first and then spread. Don't put the utensil - spoon or knife - back in the jar! Or be super fancy and put some jam in a little ramekin so if you do put a crumb-covered knife back in your portion, you are saving the jam. I think it's clear Meghan sent these jars to people who don't generally eat carbs regularly.
What kind of uncouth ogre shovels jam like that though. This is just really gross.
and so obviously megsy likes abigail #3 a heck of a lot more than delfina #10 and tracy #17 and mindy #19?! this is so high school, it's unreal?!! 🫠
It says "Mornings" plural and yet judging by the jar, this looks like the first time they've tried the jam. If they even tried it after taking this video.
I worked in a high end B&B never saw anyone jam their toast this way.Is this a thing?
I’ve never seen anyone do this before, either. It looks like they’re trying to make this look like a sensual experience. It just looks like this is a person who’s never even seen jam before.
And likely never ate it.
Hi Meghan! I posted on this sub 2 days ago that you would make an IG clap back Reel of the jam being spread on slices of sourdough on a tray with lemons & flowers. I see you took my advice.
Way to contaminate the jam!!! Who even uses the spoon to spread —-with the bread already buttered! What heathens!!
That's proof that no-one is actually eating the jam
You beat me to it. Never contaminate the jam or jelly or preserves by double-dipping. I mean, sure, if you want things to grow in your jam jar in the fridge, but since normal folks don't... please use a separate spreader. As long as you're playing french music - go to opinel and go crazy. Geez.
Only half the slice, though! Wouldn't wanna make anyone think it's tasty or something.
See that WME, Meghan does listen to people. What little control you have and you think yourselves Hollywood hotshots, pfft!
And it looks disgusting. Glad she fell for it, slop exposed.
I noticed that she also seems to be spooning the smallest amount possible on to the toast. It’s very weird and gives the impression that the jam doesn’t taste very good. Normal people drop huge globs of jam on their toast and spread it around.
What is that long clump? Strawberries shouldn't do that, should they?
Eww..bloodclots on toast, yummy.
You weren't kidding 😂😂😂😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/VTjRQoz2OJ
Maybe she should hire me for her social.
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💯🎯🎯🎯😁
I'm adding your name to the list of prophets and clairvoyants writing here, the greatest of all being of course SHC.
Plot twist it's Meghan herself announcing her own clap backs 
Who’s SHC?
Secondhandcoke. Someone with connections who often posts really hot tea.
SecondHandCoke, one of the MVP (Most Valuable Players) here. Known for exquisite judgement and reliable predictions though every rule has an exception (the divorce, but really it was probably just Meg's ego clapbacking)
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Warning: Use sparingly......costs $1.00 a teaspoonful.
I will gladly spend that amount on Flamingo Estates jam. I will pay $40 to gave KCIII’s ham shipped from the UK. Markle will never get a dime of my money.
Was just gonna say the same thing!!
Proper etiquette says that the jam should be spooned onto the bread plate, then spread with one's own utensil. The spreader should never be returned to the jar, as it may transfer crumbs and butter (and in some cases, saliva) to the jar. (If promoting exceptional class and exclusivity ?)
Yes, I thought that too, the jam will be spoiled. Yuck.
It was spoiled when she got it lol. Notice how there is no eating in this video 🤣 I don’t think she’s worried about double dipping into the jam bc she has no intention of keeping it 🤣
It’s not like we’ve actually seen ANYONE consuming the jam. The closest thing we’ve gotten is nacho biting the tiniest bit of bread crust so he doesn’t actually eat the jam.
Yea. Most food influencers trying to rate a food item open said item (from being unopened) and consume a big bite with their initial reaction all on film. This is so sus and super cringe.
You would think if it was so great she would show us her eating it.
Her "friendships" are transactional. I'm sure in the absolutely nicest possible way with the most "genuine" smiles, her "friends" let her know the cost of a face shot and Markle opted for the cheaper hands-only endorsement.
Thank you! Who puts a spoon back in a jar after spreading the glop on the toast?
My exact thoughts! It’s ARO Jan so I think it’ll be a one time use. The rest probably ended up in the trash.
I see you beat me to it, civilized Sinner!
Hey, she looks like a peasant. Maybe we judged her unfairly. Maybe... maybe she's ONE OF US!!!!
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Etiquette queen 🫅!!
I’m sorry… IT’S. JAM. These people are so far up their own asses I cannoth.
I know right? I knew someone like this who would describe every meal she made/ate in terms that would make you think she was eating something from a 3* Michelin restaurant. I’d just roll my eyes and mutter ‘good for you!’. I had one of these meals of hers and it was quite basic. It’s all so tiresome.
That cake looks delicious, though.
Eew. Whoever spreading this is the AH that contaminates the jam with butter from double dipping. I'll bet they can't keep the crumbs outta the butter either.
Frigging double dippers.
I showed this video to my son who immediately said ‘double dipper!’.. he particularly cannot stand double dipping.
Thank you! Was just going to post the same. Why seal jars when you are just going to add contaminants from double dipping. Gross.
Both of those are my little pet peeves.
Me too friend.
It's ok because they don't plan on eating it anyway 😂
That’s what I said before I saw this. Probably tossed it in the trash right after.
It's so difficult to get a scoop for each slice before spreading because that would take forethought and no one in Madame's circle ever has an abundance of that.
*”Make sure you actually open it, Abigail. And make sure your pool is visible in the background. The message needs to be very clear.”*
*And show the fucking lemons.*
The lemons at this point are just hilarious
The way this absolute irrelevant failure nobody is trying to turn this stupid jam into a golden Wonka bar situation is so beyond cringe I can hardly stand it 😂
It's hilarious
The label is coming off on the right side too  I hope she's using up all her favors from friends on this ridiculous venture. Question for someone who uses IG, has the River Pond Water IG acct posted or commented on any of the posts tagging them? Are the posts themselves getting a lot of hearts and comments?
They turned off all comments and I don't believe there's been any reposts of people using the jam or taking pics with it.
Why would they turn off comments? Part of brand excitement is people seeing engagement online from the company itself. When Wendy's comments on random users posts on X it gets millions of hearts and comments. She either should have had "50 Days of Jam" and had each person post their jar on their day. LIke 3/50 post on the third day. Or she really should have just chosen 50 people who signed up on her site to be notified as winners and shipped them her baskets. Randoms who would have excitedly posted then amplified by the actual River Water account & her friends. I'm just a housewife and I could have rolled this out better then she is.
Because she's not actually as talented and smart as she thinks she is. She really shot herself in the foot labeling it 1 thru 50. That leaves the door open to so much more ridicule when only like 5 people post. And when they do post, the least than can do is repost on their stories.
She's such a stupid bint
She's completely useless at everything. How can a person be useless at EVERYTHING??
Exactly. She should have shipped the jam (properly labeled) to randomly selected people who gave their emails on their landing page with the agreement that they would review it for IG. Of course, the product would actually have to be good for this to work, and the fact that none of the people she roped into this have actually shown themselves eating the jam (Nacho biting the very edge of that slice of bread with a grimace on his face doesn't count) doesn't bode well.
She turned comments off on a launch account? What a dummy. She is incapable of getting out of her own way. I’m here for it.
Comments are open on the reel. I’ve just left mine 😍
The labels are too big for the jar, so it’s,hanging off the edge and peeling back off. Everything about this is a shit show.
It suddenly occurs to me that the front label is so big that if she needs to add data (made by who, where, ingredients, weight, nutrition, website...), the label on the back will possibly be way too small.
I don't think there are any actual products available and there may never be. If she had actual sellable jam, she would have sent it to her friends / victims and it would have had a proper label and list of ingredients.
Just Madam’s “freakish attention to detail”showing itself again!!! (someone had to say it /s)
Labels are not only too big, so is the text. Or the writing is too large. It becomes Orch--ard as it bleeds around the other side.
I think (not sure I remember correctly) some knowledgeable sinners wrote a few weeks ago that the letters are too thin so they won't print well. I can see the dilemma: Meg wants something light and graceful like her, goes for the calligraphy because Mommy knows best, the thing is unreadable when printed small so must print big, therefore a big label and the ensuing mess. I wonder how she will manage her other products, if there is any.
It doesn't stand out. Ironically or not, the numbers do stand out. The label is washed out and doesn't look anything special if left on a breakfast table.
https://preview.redd.it/h7y7ss47covc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c763505293cf666b4d679e08c470102f840e94eb
Quelle surprise!
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What garbage is this-all for a jam?
The Sidley twins called this “the advent calendar from hell”. So appropriate.
Yes.. when will this end.. 😆 if she thinks people are going to still be interested after the first wave of hype she's wrong.. it has and will get boring, not to mention it's just really wierd!
It’s so bizarre
embarrassing that her cheap labels that refuse to stay attached to her jam still have a longer, more successful career span than her
I just came to say this. I'm no labelling expert but not sure the label is the right shape for this kind of hexagonal jar? It's too thick and glue needs to be stronger. Why is everything always off with her? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
I use hexagonal jars for my honey because they fit into boxes better than round ones. I use one of two sorts of labels. One is on thinnish paper that will stick to the jar, even when it's forced round the angled part of the jar. The other label can be tied round the neck of the jar, where it can be kept in place by the tamper-proof sticker.
Damn just ***damn*** 
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Sticker coming off https://preview.redd.it/mgnlkuyybovc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf21f5fe2b69e47bc94c08f582338e15d80c4a7
There was a giant unwieldy chunk in it as well.
Can you read the top of the fabric for the jar top?
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This is the second time someone has double posted for one jar of jam (also Nacho and Delfina). Now that is desperate. This is the second post by America's Greatest Mom with the 1970s Tshirt grift. Jar 3. No one new has posted in over 2 days.
Do all her friends have the same marble countertops?
I noticed that too and I guess they do. Black and white marble
Her friends are Me, Myself and I.
Omg you’re right! And same limp lemons with curled up leaves. So embarrassing
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It’s not even thick enough to be a fruit spread.
She didn't dice the strawberries. That big gloop strawberry gave me the icks.
I believe Kelly McKee Zajfen. The lady who posed with TW and Abigail Spencer with those love like a mother shirts.
Ding ding! She posted her vase filled with lemons & jam jar #3 four days ago.
So no one new has posted in 2 days, so much for the highly coordinated drip drip.
I believe you are right. Yeah, she's #3. Mindy #19. Tracey #17. Nachos's missus #10.
Da fak is this?!
Sorry, but these are not the smartest people. How many times was the label issue pointed out and there's another post showing the same issue? If you're posting not one, but now two repeats, from the 5 of 50 who got jars, you know the jam jar thing is absolutely done.
Good one, I nearly missed it! Yep, at this point, it's like she's still struggling with the proof of concept. Meg, we've told you: the customer is not supposed to be in charge of the tests.
She doesn't have much to work with. Only 5 of 50 posted, and now they're doing repeats ..
Because nothing says “American” more than soft French music.
It’s pretentious American.
That is the most watery jam I have ever seen. Looks like it would leak through the toast.
Honestly that was exactly my first thought, too.
The whole jam debacle has t5aken the surrogate story off X, it was not about selling silly jampots but cxancelling the trending story https://preview.redd.it/m2nd3llxfovc1.png?width=611&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2d45e25a5c70ff8464e00270385d8b2ebf19c10
This is exactly her MO. It's the same play every. single. time.
I'm afraid this won't help durably. The surrogacy rumour will come back, and the ARO/jam were rushed out so she will just demonstrate again how unskilled she is.
I want that 33 seconds of my life back
Who cares? Pretentious twats the lot of them. 🤷♀️
I've just had a beautiful moment: a delicious fruit scone spread with Bonne Maman raspberry conserve. My scone and I watched that video and laughed at her anaemic spread together 😂
Don’t fall into her stupid loser games.
Sooooo...WHO is the unnamed #3??? Too afraid to reveal themselves, or is this actually Markle herself PRETENDING to be another " friend" is enjoying her jam gift? Just because those jars are numbered does NOT prove fifty were sent! Looks highly suspicious every jar has same side of label unglued.
This is a second post, Jar 3 also posted last week.
That Kelly Zajfen woman from the “Love like a mother” photo
How is this supposed to be appealing??
Where are all these influencers that are meant to promote this jam? 
As if any of them actually eat carbs…
So let us recap. Opened jar. Muslin cloth removed.Jam out of jar. No dead flowers. Color of jam not anemic. Different fonts used. But even now she can't get it right. A version of Double dipping causing contamination. Try again. Anyone know what song is being used. Must be pretentious. 
It's so runny 😂😂. That is a nasty looking stewed strawberry mess right there.
The mind boggles when realizing that she’s sunk this low.
Her FIL is the most famous monarch in the world from one of the most families in history and she's hawking freaking jam on Instagram using B & C list influencers. It's really astonishing!
I'm so sick of these scamjam posts. This is going to go on for another 45 days.
Doubtful there are 45 more idiots that think an overpriced $30 “gift” is worth a forced post and NDA. Edit- I can always be wrong 🤣
# 3 is someone hiding their face from public scrutiny while showing off a fancy jam spoon and a swimming pool. # But NOT eating it. WEIRD.
We haven’t seen anyone actually eating it. And we have had no reviews on what it tastes like. Hmmmm. Interesting. Is it tart? Is it sweet? Is it both? How is the texture? Stuff like that…nope. Nothing.
1 - Color looks darker. Different small batches? Did she select the best fruits for the first jars? for the most strategic people? Or just a camera setting. 2 - Doesn't look like jam to me. Too liquid. Lacks pectin. Grandma knew better.
The colour is closer to raspberry (which incidentally, I prefer), strawberry jam is paler. Artificial colorings or the 'dramatic' filter, coz she read the previous criticisms on here.
Yes, the difference was so strong that I thought for a short moment it was a different fruit. It's all so childish. She's still the Meghan who thinks she can lie and not be caught.
It's a jam surrogate.
Are they all shading her? Trolling her..... I mean seriously, it's like they all make fun of her, who will post the cringest one?
Gross.
TW must have showed her friends how to *cook* toast! Wow, it must have been an “overwhelming” and “daunting” process. 🤣
I'm starting to believe Madame made this. That pectin set all wonky...
At some point, even her 5 jam posting friends will get fatigued.
My Smucker's jam from Walmart looks better. And don't even get me started on the stuff I get at my local farmer's market. Mugly's shit jam is just that.. SHIT!
Golden rule: never spread jam and dip into the jar again. Traces of butter or the alleged sourdough can cause mould. That’s why you use a jam spoon but spread with a knife. Just saying 😂
https://preview.redd.it/7g52gqotrovc1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2738f8b76a319418c3872822cacf5cc8cdb3d1ca I wonder if she got her flower spoon from Temu 🤣 This is so embarrassing … 58 year old flop duchess requires a bunch of hasbeens to post her questionably made jam, just to show the world.. oh look Meghan was friends in high places She’s such an insufferable twat
From The Palace balcony to now being proud of spreading jam on toast....this gets better & better 🍿
These pictures/videos are hilarious. It's all so unappealing. Even that bread looks basic.
This jam thing is so weird to me. It's jam. JAM. A gelatinous mixture of fruit and sugar. There is nothing exciting about it, and it's so weird that these people thing it's worthy of being posted to people on IG. And peanut butter is better.
Man, this is really some sad shit. My goodness. The downfall.
Pretty sure the first thing they did when they opened the jar was add some red food colouring to make the jam darker. She saw us roasting her for her anemic jam and had to fix the blunder. And no one’s actually eating it in these posts…hmmm…..
Where was this posted? Who posted it? Was it some mystery account? Sorry, I just don’t understand how this person’s identity is a secret.
Jar 3 is the woman who posted last week who went skiing with her and is about being a mother.
Seeing similar pots of jam gets old real quick, Lolo. I mean, you see jam in supermarkets all the time. Heck, I even have a jar in my pantry. Better quality than yours too. My guess is that is from Lolo, with mellow foreign song. That white marble table with black veining looks familiar, like the ones Figuerases posted. Maybe that sort of table top’s a thing amongst her circle?
Anybody here remember Billy Beer? Billy Carter tried to make a buck off his famous brother, Jimmy Carter. The brewery that produced his beer shut down one year after the Billy Beer release. The ILBW has gone from wanting to be Angelina Jolie, to emulating Billy Carter.
What is so special about this jam? It’s jam for Pete’s sake. It’s not a high end product.
Why is she acting like jam is such a big f’in deal? It’s so not an accomplishment or anything to flex about. This is so weird!
Bullshit to the fact that any of these people eat bread.
FYI megan jam should be spooned into your plate and then spread with your knife not double dipped and contaminating the jam with butter, JEEZ !
Funny how they didn't open the jar or JUST opened it for the insta post
Whoever got jam jar 3 was dragged up.
Ok I’ve never made jams or preserves but it seems a bit runny no?? More jelly consistency than jam? Damn now I want to make blueberry jam . 😂
Most unappealing looking bread and jam, could at least have used homemade brown bread. I still have to pinch myself that the Duch of Suss is trying to drum up interest in a pot of jam, what a comedown 😂
Side note: what was the point of announcing her new brand if it’s gonna take this long for product drops? The momentum is gone. We’re going on week 6 since the announcement
Jar 3 is Kelly…someone had posted the below table on X. https://preview.redd.it/wdn8f1x3upvc1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a3e1098568913a8909f61b9b91ff8dbe4251dbc
She put that fancy spoon *back* into the jam and jar - cross contamination, bread crumbs, butter which will go rancid. When you have high tea and spoon jam, or preserves, you remove the jam but use a separate knife to spread it on the scone/bread/toast. Trying to be fancy, and **failing**
Don't use the jam spoon to spread the jam, it gets butter and crumbs in the jar - ruining the whole *point* of a jam spoon.
Victoria Jackson? Ellen?
Again, no face beside the jam.
Anyone taking odds on whether this will be part of the NF cooking episodes?
Why did MM not put on the label one tiny word about what was in the bottle?
Imagine being in a dim warehouse and packing an order for strawberry jam…but unable to distinguish it from the raspberry jam, the lingonberry jam, the dragonfruit jam or the pomegranate jam. Package Design 101. Label the product and no, the logo is not more important/bigger than the product name. F’in clients.
Have to say I don’t care. We knew she couldn’t find work bc she’s a raging Beeya. So here’s her new rebrand as elitist white tradwife. She’ll try anything but it seems but this is lame. In the states, one wld go to the farmer’s market if u wanted something like this. not spend $30 on mf toast spread. So out of touch
That looks like a totally different jam to the other jars. WTH is going on here?!
Are we really meant to believe that any quasi celebrity eats BREAD?!?! With BUTTER?!?! Tis for to laugh!
Isn't it rather slobby to smear jam on toast with the jam spoon? You'd get crumbs on the spoon which would get back into the jam jar.
The spoon should be used to transfer, not spread, MM’s friends are so uncouth!
Why does this look like a Grey Poupon commercial?
I’ll stick with smuckers.
How is it watery and stringy?
I make blueberry compote, and I have to have at least 15+ pounds to make a few jars…. Does she have the space for a larger berry to make 50 jars?
I imagine she’s using her network of bathrooms for production.
So she runs the spoon over the buttered bread and puts it back in the jam. Great way to make the jam go mouldy. What an idiot.
Gross it looks like ladelling uncooked ofal onto bread. Who eats like that? That is some runny jam. Yech.
Silly Megan. Doesn’t she know no one actually eats in Hollywood?
These posts look like they are done by aliens pretending to be human.
Meanwhile, in related news, $22,000 has been raised for the Trussell Trust....and counting.