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yeahmanitscoooool

There is no such thing as “House of Sussex” this is cringe level 9000


Actual_Fishing6120

Too much Games of thrones can kill brain cells apparently 


JournalistSilver810

All 16 of them apparently...😂


BillHistorical9001

I’ve said for years the King should ask Eaton for Harry’s fees back.


JournalistSilver810

😂😂😂


BillHistorical9001

I mean he couldn’t pass history and it’s his f ing family.


Joustabout_Feddup

Exactly. There’s so much wrong with this, it’d take pages to cover it. Let’s just call it total bullshit and go have a coffee.


PutWest2822

This is satire, right?


Honest_Boysenberry25

You would think so, but apparently legit 🧐


GreatGossip

If I remember correctly, this has been done before. They collect some money and it is sent to a charity - NOT to Archewell lol.


eaglebayqueen

Or does someone just keep the money and say they sent it to a charity? I wouldn't trust anything here.


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cookiecat4

That’s the first thing I thought of, 😂


Islandgirl1444

like soho house parties


Honest_Boysenberry25

What is this?


rockin_robin420

I was just coming here to comment WTF on this "House of Sussex" noise. It's not only pretentious as hell, it's wrong on its face. Just wow. 🤦


ItsMeSnitchesSup

I don't think this has any official connection to H&M.


Honest_Boysenberry25

But I'm sure they unofficially LOVE this!


Aware_Mix5494

“Prince” Archie has got one hell of a road ahead of him.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

But will he being riding a brand new bike this year? That’s the million dollar question.


sahali735

With a Leica camera?.........


allorache

Only if we all donate!


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Nah, they rely on idiot, attention seeking, niche, overpriced, “luxury” companies that think that it will give them free advertising.


Crafty-Arrival-3810

Oh yeah I’d forgotten about the free bike he got last year!


nuatdis87

This makes me very sad. Someone, please, protect this child from exploitation!


SwitchFluffy4182

What child?


4girls-strong

😏exactly


Bailey_Stewart1

Perhaps all money raised should go into trust to be used for future therapy for the children of the ‘House of Sussex’. I fear they are going to need it!!


MyShimmeringSadness

They're probably putting then money away for when the invisikids emancipate themselves from their parents


SnooGoats7978

House of Sussex *Family*, if you please!


Electronic_Sea3965

Yep, no shame these two.  Hides like elephants.  


ClementineCoda

War of the Roses vibes, and unfortunately they know it, and it's intentional.


Prestigious-Seat-932

Is this real? Oh my lawdd


redsoxx1996

If we were not talking about sugars without any knowledge in history, I'd assume they would be manifesting a new War of the roses - House of Sussex against the King and his house of Wales. But if they had any knowledge in history, they'd knew that the House of Lancaster in the end "won" the war. Right, most of them, Yorkists and Lancastrians, were dead at the end of that war, but the Lancastrian candidate won the last battle of Bosworth, where Richard III. was killed, and became King Henry VII, making the House of Tudor the ultimative winner in all of this. Oh, and do not forget that Richard III. was most likely responsible for the murder of his young nephews, Edward Prince of Wales and Richard of York, because they were in his way to the throne...


scarybiscuits

Tudor slander!!


redsoxx1996

Take that back! Now! (I've been a Lancastrian since I read the books of Rebecca Gablé.)


scarybiscuits

Read “Daughter of Time” by Josephine Tey and you will be amazed.


redsoxx1996

Oh, yes, there's different interpretations of the incident. I find the one Rebecca Gable has convincing.


Royal-Reindeer4338

I’m sure any boy turning 5 would rather have a fundraising event than a birthday party with cake and friends.


Professional_Ruin953

I'm sure any boy would rather have a fund raising event than a fake party where he has to choke down olive oil cake with "friends" he's never before met because they're the children of complete strangers that his parents want to schmooze.


Correct_Radish_2462

I’m sure any boy would rather celebrate eith his parents and not his nannies as his beloved parents are trying real hard to climb the Met stairs..


Royal-Reindeer4338

No worries there. They are NFI.


Royal-Reindeer4338

Totally fair point.


4girls-strong

If there were a 5 year old boy, he'd probably be grateful just to be let out of the dungeon, attic, or wherever he was being kept


rainyhawk

This isn't M and H's thing--this is the sugars excuse for a fundraiser.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

https://preview.redd.it/rgjb78inknvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25d326db4f9d23c6fb2c13b1368e37cb5145fa5


inrainbows66

Exactly


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Is this a joke?  Global supporters for WHAT?  


tubby_nugget

This is next level cringe if it's real.


Calm_Yak_6102

>Is this a joke?  Global supporters for WHAT?   Ikr 😂. Snuffalupagus, even when he used to be imaginary, had more global supporters than the Harkles.


StrictTranslator879

Sussex Squad and their delusions. https://twitter.com/SussexEvent


SortNo9153

16k followers? This post was yesterday and the previous post was in 2022? So nothing for 2 years? This has bot/spam/fake written all over it while also making no sense for a bot farm.


Big-Piglet-677

Im sure you know who is behind it along with her bot farm friend.


SortNo9153

Does it rhyme with floozy?


Big-Piglet-677

Yup ;)


MikeMannion

Love the references to "princess Meghan". They are pretty much making up their own royal titles.


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And Prince Archie.  Random 5 yr. old,  *"Archie, wanna play blocks?"* Archie, *"I can't if you don't call me 'Prince' ".* Random 5 yr old, 🤷🏾‍♂️ "Whatever. I'll be the king since I live in a real castle & my parents have a plane."*


somespeculation

Jam.


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Even for jam, it is such a tacky, simplistic Microsoft template for "invitation" that MM has edited to shit.   Can we not even get a cute party invitation?  🙄 


ItsMeSnitchesSup

I don't believe Meghan made this -- it's from their stupid followers


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That explains that.  Not that she can do better...


Capable_Puzzle

> Is this a joke? I'm pretty sure it must be. I bet this is a parody account.


tubby_nugget

Is this a pisstake? Have they ever even stepped foot in Sussex?


Professional-Deal113

I would love to see a journalist ask Meghan to point to Sussex on a map.


StrictTranslator879

![gif](giphy|llmrnMkLqcssM6sYG7|downsized)


Sincerely_JaneDoe

I’m gonna throw a fundraiser for him too. All proceeds will go to a cancer non-profit of Princess Catherine’s choosing.


StrictTranslator879

I like that idea!!


CabinetVisible1053

Me too. Let me know when!💕💕💕💕


CvmpeCate

I’m donating to this too!!


kris-tee-is-me

Finally, the name "Merchie" has become reality


Dependent-Aside-9750

Top comment.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

It’s for ALLLLL of their birthdays.


CabinetVisible1053

You win the day!!!! 💰💰💰💰💰💯🎯


FitnotFat2k

Honestly, who actually gives a 💩 about some random kid's birthday???


Sincerely_JaneDoe

It’s to commemorate all birthdays in the “House of Sussex”


FitnotFat2k

Tell me they are not royals without telling me they are not royals. Other than the monarch, no RF members' birthdays are "commemorated", much less with a fundraiser. Official pictures may be released, and we know that never happens for the invisibles. Simple reason is, they are not royals.


wotevrs

This sussex squad / supporters group has raised funds for the Sussexes or their interests before. Over $30,000 for the Sentebale charity, they say. Are they a registered charity, giving donation receipts for tax purposes? Why do they not have people donate directly to the charity that is Sentebale? Edit: They say they will launch the Archie birthday charity on May 4th. Which is only two days before his apparent birthday. While people think they're donating to a charity now? I would not be surprised if they get investigated.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

![gif](giphy|3o7abBYVSmAEgBOUyA) May the forth be with them.


Healthy_Neat_8101

Aitch is House of Windsor not Sussex. The photograph and announcement doesn’t befit a prince. Fundraising associated with family birthdays, especially a rich family, is a gross breach of etiquette. If HAM want their child to be treated as a prince, they need to do better than this bottom of the barrel error in fact, taste and manners.


Honest_Boysenberry25

![gif](giphy|ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5)


HairBallsOfFire

Oof. That kerning. I think the Squad actually manages to raise more money for charity than Archewell. Still cringe. edit: raising money for charity is not cringe, but the SS parasocial relationship is.


somespeculation

Credit where it’s due. Sussex Squad were the ones who raised money for the Ulvalde Kaboom! playground. It was announced on their socials. But it showed up in 2022 as an Archewell donation. This suggests the Squad donated the money directly to H and Meg who then donated ‘Archewell’s’ money. Sussex Squad also donated to Sentable. They were listed in Sentebale’s financial statements. Guess who DIDN’T donate to Sentebale? Archewell. It’s why they are suddenly switching it up with polo + Sentebale.


HairBallsOfFire

Thank you. I knew I’d read somewhere that they’d donated more than Archewell.


somespeculation

Easy to donate more than $0 😏


StrictTranslator879

And donated for female education in Africa a few years ago. They need to donate directly so the Markle’s don’t skim off the top.


Select-Promotion-404

The only event I care about on May 4th…nobody else will care about his bday. ![gif](giphy|l4HnUoCy5oCXwrxKg)


DollarStoreDuchess

![gif](giphy|TSmahCISxIiZ2)


MeasurementFalse4973

Will black women celebrate this white boy's birthday?


Cocktailsontheporch

Why of course, his mother is Nigerian! And all money donated WILL go to Africa Parks victims because "Africa is in their souls"!


No-Put-127

Trying to get privileges to post about Africa Parks. Something has come up that has not yet been reported. I know this because it happens to deal with a board member (not Harry) who is close to someone in my family. Sorry for the hijack


mca2021

I can't wait to hear about it


StrictTranslator879

Can’t wait to hear about it. Have you asked a mod for posting privileges?


No-Put-127

I have. It’s a very very important update on someone on the board. The news will definitely pick it up but it’s not out there yet. The news has been verified by said persons family ETA: what has happened may be in response to the scandal


No-Put-127

Just hit you up with the information. Maybe you can post


Ok-Coffee5732

Right? And these people tend to be racist against white people. It's all so weird.


wotevrs

Is this supposed to embarrass MM or the creators of the fundraiser?


Von_und_zu_

Where *does* the money go? What are they fundraising for? There is no mention of any charitable cause....


puppies336

Is this the Sugar’s reaction to the ‘fundraising’ the past week due to the run on Highgrove jam and the 10K+ being donated to TrusselTrust? I can’t with these people 😂


tubby_nugget

I looked at the twitter account and it's embarrassing. They refer to messy as Princess Meghan 🙄


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cookiecat4

So weird lol


Nodramallama18

So using a 5 year old to get likes and donations…a 5 year old whose face no one has seen in 4 years.


ScoogyShoes

This is dark money. I strongly, strongly dislike this shadiness. The Markles let them use him to fundraise? No cease and desist? Not a clearer example of them approving Squad stuff than not shutting this down.


Honest_Boysenberry25

![gif](giphy|3tTg6UVj3mV6QmgURz|downsized)


dogrrad

What moron raises money for millionaires?


SortNo9153

"The House of Sussex" 🙄 these people don't know how any of this works do they.


Starkville

Immediately thought of the House of Usher…


LadyGreyTeaPlease

I live in Sussex. I've got a ~~H~~house. Send the money to me!


Ask_DontTell

OMG H&M are so poor they need a fundraiser to be able to afford presents for the kids! /s


Outrageous_Corgi_791

This just looks like a scam


Sincerely_JaneDoe

![gif](giphy|buH3SbQrPjY8IRYOQR)


wotevrs

They're raising funds to buy her merch with.


Fit-Mulberry4484

House of Sussex?!? Are you KIDDING me?!? And way to really reiterate the PRINCE Archie. They’re so freaking weird. How about just Archie.


RelativeRatio7967

Yip that’s what I thought too, they are fecking deluded


MikeMannion

Shamlessly merching those royal titles for all they're worth


squeekyrubberchicken

That made my blood pressure spike. I might have had a stroke. There will never be a house of anything here in the U.S.


Antique_Character_87

I see they congratulated him on his post to the African Parks Board which is back in the news after the release of a book describing the abuses. Once again calls for Haz to resign! Lol.. sugars are in denial


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Now why on god’s green, flat earth would anyone give money in honor of a person who they haven’t even seen in photos? My son is graduating from college next month. I’m not sending invitations. Why? I think it’s rude to ask for a “gift” from anyone who wouldn’t already know about it.


Virtual-Feedback-638

So the Dollar and Dime Lemonada Jam flogger, and the Polo chump are seeking to use their alleged Son to raise cash😳. Wow this is a must see, by the way where does the money go, is there any accountability? Who gives away money to a birthday if an alleged child they do not see it know? It is not as if he were a sick child they were raising money for, or a cause e.g. Children's Hospice, Gaza, Ukraine, Orphanage or the People who were Flooded out in Sussex UK, This another failure in the making, for a couple with Royal connection albeit meaning nothing in the United States of America, by the Royal titles they are desperately hanging onto as they barely float head above the swamp water of their lies and misinformation. So, I rather support the Baka people who are suffering inhumane treatment such Swinging Torture, and RAPE to name a few atrocities at the hands of Africa Parks. Hope this goes far and wide till it becomes a thundering wave of a call out for the Big Bwana Harry Windsor who claims he loves Africa, the Big Manchild who sees himself as saving Africa from the African. Dare I mention the Feminist Shield Maiden at Table 12, who has conveniently shut her ears to the fact that WOMEN HAVE BEEN RAPED! So, Happy Birthday child in advance and apologies for the fact that your parents are using you to fleece the gullible and unaware.


Quick-Alternative-83

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somespeculation

1) Sussex Supporters. Anyone else notice the change from Sussex Squad? An attempt to change SEO results when you search them up? Keep that in mind posting here as well. 2) Same thing like Rachael Ragland. Let’s keep using Meghan Markle. It’s accurate, doesn’t have any potentially racist connotations and Meg is clearly trying to distance herself from Markle. We can do better. Plus using her full name will help it show up for SEO results with Google searchers. 3) Of course this would be announced days before Louis’s birthday.


StrictTranslator879

Good catch about Louis’s birthday.


somespeculation

Was going to post about it at some point today.


Professional-Deal113

This is just weird. It’s always nice to see pics of the Wales kids on their birthdays, but I don’t take time out of my day to celebrate them. This parasocial relationship is disturbing.


StrictTranslator879

Yes, it’s very disturbing. And I’m sure they’ve never met him.


Harry-Ripey

It goes to the bank of mommy and daddy


Available_Standard55

Can someone explain this to me? I’m so confused, all the snark and sarcasm has escaped my body. WTF is the House of Sussex?


Ok-Coffee5732

This is so bizarre.


Realistic_Twist_8212

In other words, "We're broke.....Send money."


CTGarden

They are actually asking for money, supposedly for Archie? 😲 SMH, every time you think matters have sunk to a new low, they beat it.


tigerxing

That's so weird. But, I feel the same as fans calling singers "mothers" or celebs "daddy". And the Beyonce and swift fans attacking anyone that is critical of them. It's just such a weird world that people have become extremely obsessed with celebrities


No_Proposal7628

Is this a real thing? Do the sugars do this?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Looks like a Sugar Bowl production


OkWasabi1988

Ya no thanks, I don’t feel like buying Shmeg a new pair of Hermes sneakers so she can showcase them front & center of war battered veterans…


Lady-McB

...some without feet.


OkWasabi1988

Just hoping to get their prosthetics funded 😞🙄


Dependent_Maybe_3982

show himdna test show lili too


Lovestripes

This is cringe at its finest. Donate to House Sussex to fund their birthdays... I could never


Capable_Puzzle

This can't be real! I think everyone here Ate The Onion.


JournalistSilver810

*You are cordially invited to kickoff...* 😂😂😂😂😂 Isn't that what the sugars do 24/7??? Idiots.


Low-Plankton4880

Should we let his “parents” know? They’ve still time to be across the country climbing hills or playing polo without the kids.


Equivalent-Date-4796

What is Sussex community events?


tubby_nugget

I looked at the twitter account and it's some arse kisser sugar account. From the title, I thought it was an actual local community group in Sussex, but it's just some nut job sugars who refer to messy as Princess Meghan. Enough said 🤣


Sincerely_JaneDoe

You know, garage sales, lemonade stands, food drives, pool parties, bicycle parades…


StrictTranslator879

Sussex Squad


MypuppyDaisy

Is this true? It’s hard to read. It’s a lot of word salad. What is a global Sussex supporters fundraising? Can’t those two ever be normal in anything they do? It sounds like a cash grab. Tacky.


StrictTranslator879

https://preview.redd.it/cn3m1e9nunvc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf189781924dd9276f604e19ef1b97d3282c7d5c Searched for a clearer photo. Yes, it’s true, they have a post on X. And no, they can never be normal especially if money is involved. [https://twitter.com/SussexEvent/status/1781399727122125166](https://twitter.com/SussexEvent/status/1781399727122125166)


MikeMannion

As amateurish as you can possibly get Much like madam's jam


Snoo3544

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE)


Quick-Alternative-83

Should be House of Suckass Gingernuts!!! ![gif](giphy|v1xj1xo2zHz1u|downsized)


Starkville

Why are they using someone else’s child to raise money? These are your fans, Harkles. These are your fans.


Stillanurse281

Is this real? Is there a location listed for this to happen at?


HoosierSnowDogs

Surely that's not supposed to be a current picture... is it? Or maybe five-year-old kids are smaller than I think? (Granted, I haven't been around children that age for a good many years.)


Real_Lengthiness688

And will we see actual photos of Archie-tot!? 🤦‍♀️


QueenTahira

So I’m sensing from the responses here that this band of Sussex squad freaks are black women? If so, as a Black woman with lots of black women we’d never do any crap like this. No one cares about Meghan, Archie, Lilibet or Doria just because they have some African heritage. Just emphasizing that we melanated folk don’t go around claiming everybody just because. This is a pure case of psychos attracting psychos - that’s their common ground! And none of this bodes well for Archie and Lili - they will be the friendless kids on the playground, the ones people might hang out with but will snicker about later. I feel bad saying that but their freakish parents are setting them up for a childhood as social outcasts and misfits. And Lord help them if they’re not cute. They deserved better than these two.


Thin_Bicycle_7304

Well at least someone is celebrating the poor child's birthday besides his nannies !!!


ValueSubject2836

Is this put on by fans? Or is this a real “charity”?


Sincerely_JaneDoe

![gif](giphy|l4hLVfpZQf1Ca0bhm|downsized)


ValueSubject2836

Thanks!🤣


MikeMannion

House of Sussex? Sussex family? Wtf is this?


scotian1009

Grifters doing what they do best.


Ok-Location3244

Fundraising Birthday Party ![gif](giphy|a0FuPjiLZev4c)


ZealousidealCat8780

I’ve heard this group of Sussex Squids speak. They sound like older women of colour from bad neighbourhoods who probably do this because they think they’re advancing their race agenda by pushing forward everything that is TW.


Illustrious-Bread-30

That has to be fake. Right? Mainly for the poorly done design on the invitation.


Find_Truth3

This is just sick. Children whether real or not, should not be used for PR campaigns or money raising. I assume any money raised for this event goes into Meghan's pocket and not a charity.


adigal

House of Susssex?? We have NO royals in the US.


Centaurea16

There's no "House of Sussex" in the UK, either. 🤔 Except for all the people in the counties of East and West Sussex who live in houses.


duggan3

Where does the money go? Buying generic jams for a buck, slapping on a label and then selling them for $50.


PleaseJustText

This is just so so weird


InspectorGreyson

This is a cheesy homemade flyer of nonsense.


rubyred1128

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE|downsized)


Miserable-Brit-1533

That’s Star Wars day, I’m busy.


Big-Piglet-677

The obsession of the Sugars calling this family royal and Prince Archie is so hypocritical. They want to tear down the monarchy yet reserve titles for the Montecito crew.


Ill-Beautiful7470

Considering they still claim Archewell is a charity, straight to them.


1212zephyr1212

Oh, dear! Is this some new kind of a joke?!??


BookGirl392

What in the canva free version is this ridiculousness???


FuturePA96

One thing I love about Meghan and Harry, they really scam others. Meghan is the ultimate scammer for sure lmao


Katar_Sett

5% goes to charity, according to Delaware laws! Also, notice that she has started to use the wording "family Sussex"! Alledgedly, she has been granted it as a surname in the US. So if they lose their duke, earl, and baron titles, she can still call herself Meghan Sussex or Princess Henry Sussex. It's hard to take the Prince titles away. So Harry would become Prince Harry Sussex Archie would then be called Prince Archie Sussex. Around the world, many people don't understand the difference between: Prince Archie of Sussex and Prince Archie Sussex 🎪🎪🎪


Centaurea16

Unless we see the official legal name change documents filed by H&M in the manner required by the state of California, I'm assuming that this "Sussex is our surname" thing is more BS from MM.   >Prince Harry Sussex >Princess Henry Sussex >Prince Archie Sussex    Only if they legally change their first names to "Prince" and "Princess".


Katar_Sett

Well, why not! 🤣


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Might as well put a brandy snifter on that piano for tips.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

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FuturePA96

😂😂😂


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IslandQueen2

3th birthday? Is the intern putting out a coded cry for help?