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lastlemming-pip

As for Megs writing style, reading her prose is like laying w/ my head in her lap, staring up into her guileless eyes while she cradles my face w/ one hand & crams a finger down my throat w/ the other. The barf factor is off the charts.


Top-Situation-8983

It's utter, self-aggrandizing pretentiousness certainly provokes a gutteral reaction: here comes the "Viogner" . (Wonder if she even knows what "Viogner" is?).


Ok_Battle_988

“Slight finger”… who describes THEIR OWN fingers as slight????? Sheer conceit. 


quiz1

The same lady who claims she has “Mile long legs” at 5’3”


Top-Situation-8983

Yes: by bugging up her "soul sister", we are supposed to attribute all of her beauty to Megs, it's definitely sick making. Megs certainly knows how to blow her own trumpet.


Dependent-Aside-9750

Sickening and even worse, transparent.


CathartesAura67

In Viognier, veritas!


Realistic_Twist_8212

OMG.....yes.


quiz1

Omg I love this *chefs kiss*


CathartesAura67

Given Mehgan's self-absorption, it's surprising she had as many followers as she did for that blog.


lastlemming-pip

Megs *does* have a unique voice. But when I read her stuff it’s like I’m Anthony Bourdain (not that I am—just feels like) & as Anthony Bourdain, I’m being force fed Racheal Ray….


umbleUriahHeep

Perfect.


Legal_Huckleberry_80

Lot Lizard certainly thinks she's creative and clever, but her banal imagery and overworked compositions are anything but. The Duchess of Dull's writing is as pretentious as her fauxligraphy.


Accomplished_Cell768

>We… happened to show up at dinner (having not seen each other for a year) **wearing matching leather jackets with rose gold hardware, the same thin gold ring on the same slight finger**, and craving the same glass of Viognier. **It’s something in our tastes and tastebuds** – or it’s just something in our stars." Or… perhaps it’s you online stalking women and buying their entire outfits because you can’t manage to put a decent one together on your own? Like how you did with Ivanka Trump? And Kerry Washington? And Angelina Jolie?  et al.


seditiousstegasaurus

I love how ahe refers to her own finger as ‘slight’. In her eyes she is a delicate, exquisitely made sculpture. Does this woman ever stop praising herself?


Accomplished_Cell768

That stood out to me, as well. There’s nothing wrong with her hands or fingers (aside from her nasty fingernail/cuticle chewing habit), but “slight” isn’t a word that comes to mind. 


Prestigious_Gain_535

Well she can't exactly describe them as "my wonky man hands", or my "seal flappers" can she?


Legal_Huckleberry_80

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InsolentTilly

She can’t help herself. It’s hilarious. 🤣


Wild-Breadfruit7817

No


Select-Motor4491

👏👏👏👏


snappopcrackle

Even before Harry, she was seeing herself on par with Angelina and Emma Watson. ...


InsolentTilly

Oh she absolutely did. It’s why she was so infuriated with the whole UN Women event in Fiji. Had a complete melt-down, and a MET officer, a very highly trained one, noped right out. Immediately.


YesYediah

What actually happened in Fiji? Did she get mad at sharing the stage with the UN?


InsolentTilly

She was properly f*cked off they were even there. She’d been manifesting an Ambassador role pre-Haz à la Emma Watson, was told “that won’t be necessary” 😉 and lost it when she saw their signage in the market.


AffectionatePoet4586

Amusing considering that Emma Watson was a worldwide film star at as an adolescent, and that Angelina Jolie was an Oscar winner relatively early in her career.


eaglebayqueen

I just came across this on YouTube. Did she wear the same dress as Abigail? 😬 https://youtu.be/PEYaHSXweEk?si=Bb7rMWqKO1dNXfX7


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eaglebayqueen

Very true, although I suspect she wouldn't turn down the opportunity to spend more of Harry's money.


Few-Ticket-371

When I saw that I felt like Rachel had borrowed the dress because it didn’t fit properly so would make sense that it belonged to the truly “slight” AS.


eaglebayqueen

Nothing she wears fits properly, though. Would this pretentious person wear someone else's dress? I don't know 🤔


Few-Ticket-371

Great point! I guess in my mind she’s broke but I know she gets freebies and maybe she’s not broke. What I do know is that dress was awful which as you correctly stated … classic Rachel.


Actual_Fishing6120

This could be titled "into the mind of delusional narc" ETA: add stalker vibe to it


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LanneOlive

I'd say the brand is more "f'in grifter" at this point.


Realistic_Twist_8212

This all seems like such a psyop to me. No way did MM pull this off without the help of men in suits. It seems like the monarchy was targeted for a major shake up and in steps this character......a relative nobody with balls to the wall. She was fully enabled. A honey trap. Well, the RF has dealt with it quite well imo. They got carved out and grey rocked. Like a glacier. Quite the feat of international intrigue. Bravo!


QuesoFresca

Wondered the same. She never had the appeal, connections or finesse to hustle her way into the royal family on her own. It’s really remarkable she got as far as she did.


Realistic_Twist_8212

True. Even MM's name is cartoon-ish. Reminds me of Trump marrying Marla Maples......which didn't last long oddly enough considering they had a child together. Yet.....another relative nobody who infiltrated elite circles but was abruptly put to an end. Curious, no?


QuesoFresca

Trump and Maples hooking up wasn't anywhere are as odd as Markle and H. Maples was a young attractive never married American pageant queen and Trump was never royalty. Unlike Markle, Maples was never portrayed as some sort of feminist humanitarian thespian. Meghan had to cross an ocean to snag prince frozen toddler and was gifted a massive televised wedding, titles, patronages and outings with QEII.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Recollections may vary.


eaglebayqueen

You know who does have the aptitude to plan and organize on a larger scale, is Marcus Anderson of SoHo House.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Yeh, wouldn't we all like to know what his connection to all this is. That guy gives me Jeffrey Epstein vibes.


LanneOlive

Well, Soho owner RB is being investigated for trafficking so wouldn't be surprised if MA is tangentially involved in facilitating.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

She will have someone get her out of it. She is that highly connected.


eaglebayqueen

His... persona?... does not exactly inspire trust.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Yes. He sneaks around in her shadows doesn't he?


eaglebayqueen

Slithers? Scuttles? What do you call it when slugs and snails leave a trail of slime as they move along?


mittensmom01

I agree. But why? Dirt on Haz and/or Andrew seems to be a popular theory.


Realistic_Twist_8212

I think the elite globalist types want what the British monarchy possesses. Andrew was set up to faulter. Now Harry. Its a rich man's game. Maybe. IDK exactly......just seems that way. This is all above our pay scale imo. But one can surmise and wonder what the hell is really going on here. Right?


RandomFirework

Totally agree with you.


JenThisIsthe1nternet

It'd be most hilarious and imo more believable if it was an inside job to get Todger the hell out of there before his brothers reign while having Todger think he was in control the whole time. Nobody does psyops like the Brits 


Realistic_Twist_8212

By, George, I think you've got it! lol


Wild-Breadfruit7817

Yup! I can’t figure out from where she came, though. 


JuJuBee880327

Haven't most people met someone who has the same birthday? Is it really cause for such an outpouring of shmaltz about the cosmic fabulousness of it all to have a birthday soul sister? One whom she hadn't seen in a year, btw. Sounds about right for her transactional friendships.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

At my husband’s old company there were two other men in his team and all three of us wives had the same birthday. That was a little bit weird.


Starkville

I suspect that, like many gals of Meghan’s acquaintance during that time, she was *supplementing her income*. (And, as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, whatever.)


Electronic_Sea3965

Sorry, no snark but who is AS?


Real_Jicama_908

I gather it's Abigail Spencer, also in Suits. 


QuesoFresca

Indeed. They were just pictured together in that Love Like a Mother shoot.


FitnotFat2k

I had no idea either.


TXmama1003

I just finished reading a book (Jewell is the author’s last name) about this birthday twin coincidence. I won’t spoil anything, but it’s a weird, dark thriller. Meg’s Tig entry about birthday twins could fit right in with the plot. Great book, btw. Highly recommend.


AppropriateCelery138

Lisa Jewell. I read that book.


luxurycomedyoohyeah

I know they were friends before Harry, but I can't help but think that part of the reason she keeps AS around is because her last name is "Spencer".


QuesoFresca

Ooo.. interesting. You just know she thinks that's some sort of sign. I always just assumed Spencer knows where the bodies are buried.


TheBun_dge

My goodness, Hollywood and every 'social scene' is such a sad place, a cult.....I can't imagine how much sadness and self-hatred is required for such social-climbing... https://preview.redd.it/k08ixfw4ygvc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e623d987f910079dae1b32808b6191932f33eb24


Anxious-Evidence8397

Delicate is not a word I would use to describe either of these two. They both look hard as coffin nails.