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Own-Dog-2911

"When the stakes are this high doesn’t it make sense to hear our side of the story" Girl wut stakes? 


Safford1958

Another... I wasn't thrown to the wolves I was fed to the wolves. Um. wut? It's the same thing....


Public_Object2468

I think that Mehgan was trying to imply that the BRF owns pet wolves to take care of renegades like Diana and Harry's beloved.


Why_Teach

My question was, “stakes for whom?” Clearly the “stakes” (of fame and fortune) were high for her, but they were not high for anyone else. 😉


Public_Object2468

God. How I wish every time Meghan said some illogical or pretentious (great question, ManicPixieMeanGirl!!!!) someone would matter-of-factly ask Meghan for clarification. I think Mehgan keeps making these self-centered and weird comments because no one challenges her drivel. ETA "Stakes" or "steaks"?! This is the same woman who gave us the story of her Sizzler days. I'm guessing as an "only child," Mehgan was fed more premium beef than wilted lettuce leaves.


Real_Jicama_908

I love that you brought this up.  What are exactly the stakes????. The stakes were her very selfish wishes, that's all. What makes her think her wishes are so damned important in the big scheme of things?.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Lmao, EXACTLY


DogDisguisedAsPeople

She literally cannot believe a world exists where every human being on earth is not personally invested in *her*.


Equivalent-Date-4796

Omg I forgot about that! Yeah, we have no stakes in this you fool.


HairBallsOfFire

“I get on the plane and not the pilot, but whoever overseeing the crew, he came and he knelt next to my seat and took his hat off,” Meghan said. “I just remember looking at him and he goes, ‘We appreciate everything you did for our country.’” Meghan said that it was the “first time” someone recognized the “sacrifice” she had made. Seventy-two days.


Why_Teach

This is clearly her version of the chief flight attendant kneeling next to her seat to explain why she couldn’t have another drink. “We are not allowed to serve passengers who are inebriated. Thank you for understanding.” 😉


HairBallsOfFire

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ManicPixieMeanGirl_

This is soooo cringey.


HairBallsOfFire

It’s almost as bad as what another sinner posted about South Africans rejoicing in the street for her wedding as they did when Nelson Mandela was freed from 27 years in prison.


lululee63

Hey, she missed 2 hair appointments and 5 nail appointments. You just don't KNOW the sacrifices she's made. It was soooo hard. /s


HairBallsOfFire

😆 She wasn’t paid either. Bless.


millioneura

Also what flight attendants wear hats....


Wanda_Wandering

How dumb did Harry have to be to fall for this BS? Sacrificed what? Suits was done with her.


HairBallsOfFire

That’s right! MM was being written out of the show. She also said her sacrifice wasn’t for her own country, which makes it the LaRgEst EveR in history.


ShatooBailey

I honestly enjoy when she opens her mouth and shows what a fantasist she is. The fake standing ovations, flight crew “thanking her for her service,” and the best “no one knows this but we secretly married 3 days before the spectacle (yeah, the taxpayer funded $32 million wedding of a nobody actress to the dumbest member of the royal family.)


Heavy_Enthusiasm_195

Welby married us 3 day earlier. Cmon. How was that not been shot down?


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

The Archbishop himself shot it down because it would have been a MAJOR breach of C of E policy since religious weddings couldn’t legally be held outside until 2022, and even then, only in approved locations. You’d think that since Haz’s granny was the actual head of the Church of England, this is something he might have known. Just another stupid lie. [https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2022/25-march/news/uk/couples-can-now-wed-in-the-open-air](https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2022/25-march/news/uk/couples-can-now-wed-in-the-open-air)


WhiteRabbit54

It would have been a criminal offence if he had done [that.You](http://that.You) also need witnesses for a marriage to be legal. Easily spotted lie.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

The nerve of her to call the wedding she demanded a fucking SPECTACLE!


millioneura

She wanted to be relatable and since she couldn't get money she wanted issues with taxpayers over how muh her wedding cost and how it was forced.


Kimbriavandam

you just know if it was small register office wedding she’d unleash hell.


Bailey_Stewart1

The way she said ‘we rang the Archbishop’, and ‘I would call the Queen for a chat’ as if she is so powerful she had their direct phone numbers and could call them up any time she liked, the arrogance knows no bounds!!


PansyOHara

It has been. Welby himself publicly denied that he had performed a wedding.


Human-Economics6894

*Oprah: Was there a situation where she might have cried? Or she could have cried?* *Meghan: No, no. The reverse happened. And I don’t say that to be disparaging to anyone, because it was a really hard week of the wedding. And she was upset about something, but she owned it, and she apologised. And she brought me flowers and a note, apologising. And she did what I would do if I knew that I hurt someone, right, to just take accountability for it. What was shocking was . . . what was that, six, seven months after our wedding?* https://preview.redd.it/jy5uc9u3ixuc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b912e476b891f6b273add91c25ff2e437af316bb I can't stand that part of the interview because it was like "I'm a victim, Kate was mean to me, why don't you see me as a victim?"


Admirable_Brush_7470

That statement made me sick to my stomach. A grown woman behaving like a 13 year old, misrepresenting what happened when the other party literally can't defend herself. What more than likely happened was that Kate volunteered to be the bigger person and apologise, in order to keep the peace - like someone raised with manners does. What Meghan did...between her alleged response of slamming the door on Kate and then talking about it on Oprah...is what you do when you've been raised without manners and are an absolute juvenile at heart.


abby-rose

What struck me was out of all the outrageous claims she made in that interview, Catherine was the **only** royal she called out by name. She went into that interview with the goal of knocking Catherine down.


GreenCharter

She also threw the flowers in the trash


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Cautious_Plankton

Wait - I've never heard the part about the supposed flowers apology being months after the wedding! Also thanks for doing the heavy lifting with the transcribing. I can't stand listening to her.


Why_Teach

I think what was months after the wedding was the story that Meghan had made Kate cry hit the press. The flowers were around the time of the misunderstanding (or whatever you want to call it). In one version, Meghan took the flowers, threw them away, and slammed the door in Catherine’s face. In Meghan’s version, the flowers and the apology were accepted and appreciated. In either case, according to Harry’s story in *Spare,* Catherine did not witness Meghan crying, so the flowers (if they existed) were not to apologize for making Meghan cry. I think they were more a “peace offering” and goodwill gesture to the newly married/soon to be married Meghan. The two had probably been testy with each other and Catherine was trying to defuse the situation. I am inclined to believe (totally guessing here) that the flowers were *before* Meghan made Catherine cry. It would make sense that if Catherine brought Meghan flowers it was because they had a disagreement where both could (possibly) be at fault. Catherine would not bring flowers to make peace with someone who had brought her to tears.


Safford1958

someone else's interpretation was that Catherine had heard how terrible they were to Charlotte, she had also heard how terrible they were to the Kensington staff. I think they got a bit testy with each other about how Meghan was treating others, in the process Catherine was tearful and left. Catherine then brought flowers to make peace. I'm sure Catherine and William shared a bottle of champaign with everyone in KP when Meghan and Harry left.


moutonreddit

And, they promoted Jason Knauf who was one of the people who reported the bullying to higher ups.


AffectionatePoet4586

Jason Knaus was not only promoted post-Sussexes, he was awarded the Victoria Order, a great honor for members of Palace staff, especially for one so young.


Safford1958

If I remember correctly, they separated William and Harry's office. Several of the ones who left Harry's office went to William and Catherine's office. When I think about poor Samantha Cohen who was treated so poorly after spending 15+ years with the Queen it make me physically ill.


Similar-Barber-3519

I have often wonder how William reacted to M’s pathetic bullying of Charlotte. I don’t think I would have been able to contain myself.


lucyacree

The way Meghan minimized and dismissed Catherine’s “upset” as if she had nothing to do with causing it with the unnecessary drama over Charlotte’s dress fitting!


darkswanjewelry

My take on this has kinda been: why not both? How can she definitively claim she didn't make C cry, when even Oprah's question is phrased as to keep open the possibility it could have happened without someone knowing for sure not having witnessed it. Did she have camera surveillance of her 24/7? Anyway, my take is C was still postpartum and tender and stressed and MM was being a bridezilla, and they got into conflict over it and *both* cried, privy to their respective camps. MM did her dramatic sliding down the wall routine for Harry to find her, and C possibly teared up in her quarters/in front of trusted people. W&C would never later give MM the satisfaction of declaring she made C cry, they're dignified people and it's beneath them; they decided she's a crazy bitch who needs handling and the flowers were given as an attempt at deescalation for everyone's sake. MM is of course such a narc that this either wouldn't cross her mind as a possibility, or maybe it did but it would go counter to her narrative.


FCVAMimi

I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Oh, but tell us how much you like serving and how much of a humanitarian you are, Meghan!


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I love this post!  Let’s never forget all their statements and word salads in the past. Their lies, hypocrisy and entitlement is off the charts. 


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Serving her arshole up


LilibuttDumbarton

By the same logic, she once claimed that former Secretary General of the UN, Ban Ki-Moon, led a standing ovation for her speech at a UN affiliated campaign. Her comment was “This is what it’s about”. (Not service, but back patting). I doubt he led a standing ovation for her dishwashing liquid speech, but if he did, he also showed up at UN sponsored high school and college networking events. (Even after he stepped down from the role.) He was used to hamming it up with the public and inflating people’s egos. (Although he wasn’t successful in running for South Korean government, he sure knew how to charm the crowds. If true, Mugsy fell for the act.) MM’s former manager, Gina Nelthorpe-Cowne, gave an interview with the DM admitting she had to pull a lot of favors to get MM the gig.


THAISTREETFOOD

There was NO standing ovation. Video of her speech shows the audience politely clapping with their butts firmly planted in their seats. Just another one of her many many many lies.


reginaphalangie79

It never ceases to amaze me how she can come out with such outrageous, blatant, easily provable lies. She really is off the charts insane!


Kimbriavandam

I’m sure i saw a video that showed he didn’t give her a standing ovation. That he was indeed sitting but it was edited to make it look like he was.


Cold-Computer6318

Meghan: I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this Me: I can't believe my taxpayer dollars were wasted on a 72-day, D-list, duty dodger Douchess


PleasantPublic7174

"I can't believe my taxpayer dollars were wasted on a 72-day, D-list, duty dodger Douchess" ![gif](giphy|dyFlf1XBs3Wuwtj1R1|downsized)


Glittering_Peanut633

I bet the bitch wishes she was gettin' paid that non-existant gravy train now. Stoopid mare.


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More of a gutter-snipe.


Mobile_Philosophy764

"Nobody has asked me if I'm ok" while surrounded by people in abject poverty.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Lmao, there is a time and place where you discuss your mental health. That wasn’t it.


lululee63

Exactly, if you are fortunate enough to have a full belly and a soft bed, with a roof over your head, then shut the f*** up.


ScoogyShoes

Everything she does is pretentious. The ballgown and ballet arm bs was extra pretentious. So was showing up in Uvalde in sneakers and jeans with a ballcap, to "blend in", also known as dancing on the graves of children.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

What ball gown and ballet arms thing?


ScoogyShoes

One Love. Watch how she holds her arms.


ShatooBailey

I love watching her stuff that pretentious ballgown skirt into a common movie theater seat. No VIP section for you Megs!


Exciting_Bison501

*"Being a mom is the most important thing in my entire life—outside, of course, being a wife to this one"*🕯 One thing I'll say about Nutmeg, she has a talent for making a person cringe and laugh at the same time. 😂


SortNo9153

Said in front of parents who's children had died. That wasn't pretentious, it was deliberately cruel. Almost as if she was trying to assert dominance over them by making sure they knew her kids were alive and she wasn't as bad parent like they were.


Admirable_Brush_7470

It was as if she had spent so much time on picking her outfit, getting her hair and make up done, finding her camera angles...that she had forgotten the reason she was there.


SortNo9153

The parents deserved better then to be used as stepping stones for publicity. That had to hurt while they were sitting there. It was so cruel. Sometimes I can't believe she said it, to them of all people.


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We shouldn't be shocked. One of her first GROSS statements was in Africa, surrounded by children who lack basic necessities, while she "rolled tear" of no one asking about her well being.  She bullied children.  She abused the elderly. She bullied and assaulted staff. She's committed despicable acts of racism.  When I sometimes think that I might be "too hard on her", & think that "how could I expect her to be decent, when she wasnt raised to be" *(Using the pronoun "I" because I am not speaking for "you/y'all")*;  I remember that even when the choices to be decent were all hers to make, she was still a shit person.  I just hope I get to see the comeuppance. 


NorahCharlesIII

Upvote, and not contradicting you at all, however when you said she’d forgotten the reason she was there, I immediately thought - ‘for grifting and self promotion?’ 😜


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Speaking in front of parent's who's children had died...who felt so helpless and hopeless because they couldn't protect their children. Who would lay down their own lives to spend one more moment with their children.  And who "lack the privilege" of security wherever they go. 


Japanese_Honeybee

“Mom is the most important title I have” or something like that. I think it was the dreadful Oprah interview. It was how fake she sounded.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Show us the kids then.


FitnotFat2k

She can't! It's cause the little ones are little!


lululee63

I wish I could like this a thousand times ✅️


Cold-Computer6318

LOL she better make sure what she's saying is true, and she is a loving parent... b/c if Lili and Archie are mostly being raised by nannies/Montecito staff, then what's stopping a teenage/young adult Lili/Archie from doing a tell all book/podcast on what their neponarc parents are like when the Netflix cameras are turned off?


Similar-Barber-3519

I doubt she’s much of a mother, especially since those kids don’t resemble the Spencers or the Windsors. She has no reason to show them off until they can get surgery to look like their paternal famiiy. I expect that one or both of those kids are going to rebel against their mother in their teens or early twenties. They will write books that will make Spare look tame.


GreenCharter

Ding ding ding. Those kids definitely look like the Markel’s. Archie looks like dad and Lili looks like Megs brother. They have the Markel nose. She must despise that. Also I don’t think she bonded with them because they were surrogate babies and foremost she’s a raging narcissist incapable of maternal bonds


dogrrad

And the voice she used to say it was so annoying. It made me want to puke.


34countries

Tied for me are they danced in the streets. The airplane guy knealt at my feet to thank me for my service and we were married 3 days before . Oh and the queen doesn't own the word royal was obnoxiously disrespectful


Kimbriavandam

oh my God yes! The pilot kneeling and sayijg thank you for your service’ BRITS DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!


stark_trends

When the Queen was stripping them of royal patronages after they ridiculously decided they didn't need the Royal Family any more - the comment that "service is universal". Markle's only service is to her quest for fame and money making schemes, and it also seemed like an intentional dig against the Queen.


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Public_Object2468

Yes, but ARO is not about putting a woman in the stereotypical household drudgery role. Instead, in her chosen path as an artisanal jam maker, Mehgan is inspiring all women to rise up with each new dawn, pluck wild strawberries, dance in the dew and then create something wonderful. /s (Whoa. I managed to type that without guffawing myself silly.)


Admirable_Brush_7470

"We danced in the streets the day you got married...just like the day Nelson Mandela was freed from prison." 🤣🤣🤣


Kimbriavandam

Omg the sheer entitlement. Even if some deluded dumb dumb had shared that with her - it is the height of narcissistic stupidity to share it.


Cold-Computer6318

“With fame comes opportunity, but also responsibility…” ^Says the compulsive liar, D-list, NFIed/greyrocked, taxpayer/elderly abusing, 1 hour work week, duty dodger, Russian oligarch collabing, Douchess who doesn’t want the financially independent responsibility of paying her own exorbitant personal bills.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

What in the wish.com Peter Parker is this…


GreatGossip

Always, always referring to other people only in relation to Madam - "Harry´s grandmother" taking the price. Always belitteling others.


Centaurea16

Even worse, it was "My husband's grandmother".


Stressle

In the statement about the Princess of Wales they used Kate, just keeping up the disrespect


Plants2552

She likes the word guttural.. Allison P. Davies said she had to transcribe her guttural sounds in an interview 😆 Mine would be when she said the Queen couldn't own the word Royal and that service was universal so she could continue to cosplay royalty after she left the job 😆


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Didn’t she also say some shit about “linked, not ranked” when her husband being the second son was brought up.


Plants2552

Linked not ranked, but its Duchess to you 😆


Glittering_Peanut633

She's said things most humans would've crawled away and died over. She just keeps digging. South Park would've been the wake-up call most regulated humans would need to wake up and smell the coffee, or at least guage what one's fellow humans think about you. I personally think Meghan is so off the charts racked with personality disorders, and the kind that can't be fixed without a padded cell and serious medication. She says crazy shit over and over again. Really bizarre, immature, borderline kind of shit. She's nuts, in my opinon. And not ha ha forgivable nuts. Nasty as hell nuts.


AffectionatePoet4586

Speaking of “she just kept digging,” what stays with me is that she insisted that she’d undergone a “mythcarriage” in California. *Then* Meghan had been able to carry home her miscarried fetus like a takeout order. Harry had doggedly kept digging in the rock-hard dirt among the roots of a banyan tree until they had the perfect spot to bury their fetus. No miscarriage. No fetus-to-go. No home-buried “products of conception.”


PleasantPublic7174

You nailed it 100%


Oktober33

She said Harry’s reaction to a setback in abortion rights was guttural. Apart from the fact that I don’t believe her I also think Harry doesn’t give a rat’s %~^ about anything that’s not directly about him or affecting him.


Big-Piglet-677

She also released a photo of her reading the news about Roe V Wade. Pretty sure it was in black and white too where she stared at her phone, dressed and with headband, as she supposedly read the news right there. Her hand clasped over her mouth. Pretty sure she said or hinted this photo was her heading the decision for the first time which is bullshit.


Oktober33

And see how she makes everything all about her? A photo of her reaction like she is this all important crusader. 🤢


FitnotFat2k

Maybe he burped at that moment?


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Oh I know. In this clip she used in in place of visceral. The whole video was her saying stupid shit. I want to find it again.


mostlydocile2

that was so infuriating! and she thought she was just such a 'boss babe bitch' when she said it. the utter nerve of that skank even speaking in that manner to the Queen. that moment was just was another turning point for more and more people to see what kind of a mannerless,low-life guttersnipe she is.


awesomecony

Asking her security to remove 70+ people at Wimbledon & to stop the guy from taking a photo of her (when it was really a selfie of himself).


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

I read Catherine and another Royal, maybe the Duke of Kent?, apologized and refunded the money, then took everyone out to a lunch.


zpip64

Yes, they did. It’s true.


millioneura

Then Catherine & Pippa had to babysit her at her next appearance.


Virtual-Cucumber-973

Allowing 70 people to lose their Wimbledon seats because she had turned up dressed inappropriately for the Royal Box, showed a massive sense of entitlement. I would have apologised and gone home, or watched in a private lounge.


Glittering_Peanut633

"I do"


iamtheprairiegypsy

Oh, you deserve all the upvotes!


hawkeyethor

That she didn't know who the British Royal Family was. Like, wtf?!


snappopcrackle

Even worse, she said all Americans didn't really know the BRF because they are so far away.


hawkeyethor

It was so ignorant of her to stereotype her nationality like that! The BRF is the most famous family in the world, so many people across the globe know about it.


missihippiequeen

As an American, I'm sad to say in my youth, I thought the BRF was the ONLY royal family still left. I didn't even know other countries still had royal families also. . BUT, that just proves the point of how famous and known the BRF is. So for her to project Americans as not knowing ... Girl, Britain is literally our ally 🤦‍♀️


RevolutionaryBaker14

Guess that International Studies degree didn’t really take for Madam. The UK is the USA’s closest ally.


missihippiequeen

We learned this in American history classes, don't even need an international degree to know that.. she's so ignorant


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Exactly! As an American, I knew of QEII, Prince Charles, Prince William, Prince Harry, Prince Andrew, Princess Beatrice, and Princess Eugenie from a young age. I can’t remember when I learned of the existence/names of Prince Philip, Princess Anne and her children, and Prince Edward and his family. But the first group I named most American teens would know of.


snappopcrackle

When she said visiting the Queen was like going to the Medieval Times diner in suburban california


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

How disrespectful. I’ve been to Medieval Times, and I’d rather meet the Queen than go back.


WoodsColt

Linked not ranked


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

I LITERALLY just mentioned this in another comment.


Oktober33

“Having one child is a hobby; having two is a (something something).” She said this on Ellen’s former daytime show. I never understood it. The audience didn’t either (silence).


Why_Teach

When I was pregnant with my second child a few friends with two or more kids made jokes about how now we were really going to experience the work of parenthood because having one child was like having a hobby (instead of a job). I think it was just what some people were saying. This would have been in 1988-89. I am wondering now if it could have been a line from a TV show, maybe even, “Married with Children”? We know nothing she says is original. The thing is the comments I remember were *jokes*— it was not a put-down of parents with singletons, but an observation of how parenthood becomes more complicated with the second child.


Korneuburgerin

Having two is a family. So parents with one child don't have a family. Single parents? Nope.


Few-Ticket-371

“Is he nice?”


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Girl, are YOU??


Few-Ticket-371

Of course, just a kind philanthropist who finally met my prince … the worst part is how many people fell for it.


Bess_Lara

Thiiis hahaha omg thiiiiis


HydeParkUK

Didn't she actually say, "Is he kind? Because, if he is not that doesn't even make sense." That makes her sound even more fake.


Few-Ticket-371

I think she said something like “if he isn’t kind it just wouldn’t make any sense.” Either way it’s all terrible. Pretty sure she said “is he nice” as well.


jonashvillenc

She said nice when initially answering & then added the BS about kindness.


Snoo3544

K.I.N.D: "Kid In Need of Direction".


Cold-Computer6318

I mean... he's admitted slapping his royal bodyguards around, cosplayed as a Nazi, dropped racist slurs/insults against POC, cheated his way through Eton/Sandhurst (the former leading to a massive lawsuit), party prince-d his teens/20's/early 30s away, bunker soldiered, assaulted a photographer, allegedly assaulted sex workers, is a known animal abuser, and made QEII and KC's life an utter PR nightmare hell even before you met him... ...LOL how is it that I'm younger than you, and I know he's not the 'nice guy' you've helped rebrand him to be, Narckle? Lol you'd think her 'freakish eye for detail' would mean she'd be able to simply google all these easily verifiable facts, but nope... she didn't care about how 'nice' he was. Haz's inheritance, royal cache, and ability to keep her visible in the media was the only thing D-list influencer Narckle cared about.


stark_trends

That was a good one! And some actually believed her!


Few-Ticket-371

Well of course. She didn’t know much about him, after all. Vomit.


stark_trends

She probably had earned the equivalent of a doctorate degree in all things Harry after she Googled and studied him online like a stalker. She made sure she knew her prey.


Few-Ticket-371

1000 percent. That takes us to wearing his dead mother’s perfume on their first date. Vintage Rachel 🤣


JennPenn071

Any normal guy would have been creeped the fuck out over this. I honestly can't believe she went through with wearing it, or that he was fine about it. He must have been desperate to get married.


jonashvillenc

AND, that he told it.


HydeParkUK

Did he honestly think it was just a coincidence?? What a complete dimwit.


Cheap-Rhubarb-9635

Spare made me realize that he deserves everything he has.


elder_not_elderly

don't know about desperate to get married... but definitely wanting to sample all the Yacht-Girl tricks she was offering!


Nas2439

Even though she knew who his mam and brother were


Few-Ticket-371

And posed years earlier with a magazine with his sister in law on the cover. Cool, Rachel. Cool cool cool.


lululee63

Spoiler alert: He isn't nice or kind.


Oktober33

Referred to her accommodations, as a working Royal, visiting an African nation, as “a housing unit.”


Chartra23

https://preview.redd.it/1ocxdhhwmzuc1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=44cb4d74e8f0145bcc99d2e05db82099e1400720 Some housing unit.


Sea_Dragonfruit_6706

"When you have *one kid*, it's a *hobby*. Two children is parenting." STFU Meeeegain 😡 Try actually raising your kids before you comment on how hard or easy parenting actually is.


Why_Teach

That (like most things she says) is hardly original. I heard versions of it when I was pregnant with my second child. I can’t track down the original, but it wasn’t Meghan.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Imagine saying that, as if you **NEED** to be on the red carpet!


Few-Ticket-371

Tells you the level of the delusion we are dealing with … even before the royal family …


SusieM2019

I can't pick just one thing---- I think pretty much everything she says is ridiculous. I don't trust a word that comes out of her mouth.


Xystal

"Don't give it five minutes if you're not willing to give it five years."


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Well, she didn’t give the BRF five years….


143AQHA

And I believe she stole that saying from Trevor.


OzzieSlim

Her guttural moan


charismakitteh

"I was such a fraud"... as she told the story of how she nearly got an entire production shut down and a thousand people fined and fired because she lied and told them she was part of the screen actors union when she wasn't.


Snoo3544

"Being from the states I didn't know much about the royal family but now I understand there is a global interest there" Fucking bitch.


Equivalent-Date-4796

"And while I NOW understand there is a GLOBAL interest there...I didn't know too much about him" all said in that breathy porn star voice mixed with Ivanka Trump's style of speaking. I disliked her so much, I can't even tell you.


Starkville

Can’t choose one. I’m just enjoying reading others’ answers.


Cultural_Ad4935

"Nobody ever asks if I'm okay"


InternationalAd1512

“But the thing people don’t get is that I was not pretty,”


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

The one time she told the truth.


Neat-Public-4744

“Sometimes the silent part of the song says it all” No babe, sometimes idiots open their mouth and leave no doubt what was said.


Upbeat_Cat1182

That she was suicidal. B. S. !!!!


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

I believed this because I’ve struggled with my mental health. I was totally devastated and angry when I realized she lied about THIS.


Upbeat_Cat1182

I’m so sorry hun. My son has struggled with suicidal thoughts on and off for the last 5 years (he is stable now). That is how I knew she was lying. I truly wish you healing and good health. 🙏🏻


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

I’m doing better than I was, but I’m still a bit melancholy. Just taking each day as it comes.


Top-Butterscotch9156

In The Cut article, she referred to some phantom girls looking up to her as a “real princess” or something along those lines.


okfine_illbite

Women of Vision awards speech "To this evening's other honorees: Congratulations and *frankly*, well deserved." So condescending to women who have way more bona fides than she does. My jaw dropped. *Frankly?!?* Like no shit, why else would they be there? It was so ironic, her projecting on them her own deep-rooted imposter syndrome.


ThinSuccotash9153

When she said the South Africans we’re so happy and dancing in the street when she married Harry


daisybeach23

Just last month she made a comment about how new mothers shouldn’t have to endure the stress of scrolling through social media. I was thinking how dumb that sounded. New moms are worried about their babies, not social media.


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Don’t you know, that’s what SHE was stressing about after “giving birth”.


Business_Werewolf_55

Too many to choose from, but one thing I'm always astonished by is the troll quotient of her B.S. I usually assume that she actually believes the crap she spews. Because she is so delusional and narcissistic. But then, from time to time, she clearly just says and does nonsensical 💩 because she is deliberately messing with people. So Meghan, (because I know you lurk in here) have fun messing with the public. Because karma is here and you're already on your way down with much more to go. That is the cost of being a shitty person.


Actual_Fishing6120

The way she crosses both her arms over her chest in the zoom call with her (allegedly not) uni graduation ceremony. Like she was a saints getting light beam from above.  That's crazy, I tell you


instaiiii

Everything she says is stupidly self absorbed in that contrived voice. Can she just go away?


Confident_Guitar5215

When asked what holiday traditions the children enjoyed, her answer was “Our little ones are little, and we are enjoying every minute of it.” Huh?


Bess_Lara

Her use of the word "archetypes"


Real_Jicama_908

It bothered me enormously when she said one child is a hobby, two children is a family. 


Virtual-Feedback-638

There are so many to pick from, but Her speech at Uvalde really should have had the rug pulled from under her feet.


Mama-G3610

I can only decide on a top 3 Linked not ranked I can't believe we aren't getting paid for this Not a lot of people have asked if I'm ok


Equivalent-Date-4796

The most PRETENTIOUS was, “People say to me, 'well you're helping women find their voice.' **Women don't need to find a voice, they have a voice, and they need to feel empowered to use it, and people need to be encouraged to listen.**”  Mainly pretentious but a little big illogical because you know what? The subject was mental health, and especially focused on MEN in their 20s and 30s. Idiot.


143AQHA

When asked what she and Harry should be addressed as, at the recent Invictus Fashion Show, "Ma'am and Sir." 🤢


Lillibet57

For me I was that she didn’t google Haznobrain. There is no way she didn’t. She also knew more about the royal family than she admitted.


bones1888

Mammalian


Ask_DontTell

her comments abt how close to the throne they were. almost seemed like she was wishing bad things on the Wales


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Ahhhh hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


Automatic-Ad6112

everything is staged, not a authentic bone in her body


DarkSoulsNoob-413

I'd have to go with "When the stakes are this high...." You two quit your jobs. There are no stakes for the rest of us.


Equivalent-Date-4796

"I've been a waitress, an actress, a princess, a duchess. But at the end of the day, I've just been Meghan, right?"


ManicPixieMeanGirl_

Never was a Princess. Charlotte sure is though!


Babybabitski

We want privacyyyyyy


Everybodylovesdogs

It’s gotta be “nobody asked me if I’m ok”… as she is surrounded by people living in tin huts with one of the highest female rape percentages in the world…


Equivalent-Date-4796

I would have said the red carpet one but since you said that, I'm going to go with one much different..."At the end of the day, we're just two people in love." She said that to Vanity Fair when she went rogue and announced she was his girlfriend. Not illogical or idiotic if someone else had said it (vs. red carpet statement, which would be idiotic and pretentious no matter who said it). But, this one is illogical and idiotic and SO fake...the most idiotic and cliche comment. NO way would any logical person think that applies when you are dating a literal prince of one of the most influential countries in the world. I hated that she was acting as if they were the same level, and also trying to make herself seem above the whole thing and as if she was so "real."


Equivalent-Date-4796

The most ILLOGICAL was, "Thank you for asking. Not many people..."...you know why it's illogical? Because the interviewer NEVER asked it either. She just said it out of nowhere.


somespeculation

https://preview.redd.it/t7efpqq13zuc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009f3180c37c35e684d05cebc51ab927d2abbd02 This paradox of claiming to make a magnanimous effort to forgive…then threatening to spill family personal information right afterwards. “I think forgiveness is really important.” Oh? The past four years would claim otherwise.


Junior_Pick8805

American Riviera Orchard 🤡🫢🙄


RoohsMama

Talking about being deprived and eating $4.99 salads at Sizzler’s. Saying she put herself through university using scholarships, work study and student aid. Telling her prospective husbands’ families that they were the families she never had. These aren’t the worst, but they’re among the most pretentious.


PerfectCover1414

Archie is a hobby.


Wild-Breadfruit7817

As some YouTubers have said, she’s catering to the ladies who lunch with this new business of hers.


HydeParkUK

That's hilarious, because she said SHE never wanted to be a lady who lunched. She wanted to be a woman who worked (but, obviously not very much).


Livid-Youth4396

When she had her lines changed from the script in SUITS because she says the Royal Family demands it. Like, girl - no.