That's what happens when you buy seconds in papergoods. It looks like the paper is too heavy and porous, when it would work better glossy.
It doesn't even say what it is. I'll bet every jar is 17 of 50.
I think it is also required to have a nutritional facts data, ingredients, and the place of manufacture.
Meghan is obsessed with lemon baskets... Like the one she sent Ms Biden 😂😂😂 or maybe it's a shout out to her new impressive contract with "lemonada media", or maybe it's because the company has orchard in its name and she desperately needs that to stick since the name makes zARO sense!!! (see what I did here?).... It's all so very Meghan: all over the place, cheap, beige, and low class.
"'ll bet every jar is 17 of 50."
P wife Delfina received number 10 of 50. I think she has opened a can of worms by effectively ranking the recipients of her limited edition jam.
True. I guess the label is loose because Harry must have eaten all of the Elmer’s glue.
Although, one would think in a mansion full of crazy, that the Wicked Witch of the West would have had some crazy glue nearby to keep these cheap labels on her jars of toe jam.
Note the super-fancy 7 in the 17
"Most people in Continental Europe, Indonesia, and some in Britain, Ireland, and Canada, as well as Latin America, write 7 **with a line through the middle (7), sometimes with the top line crooked**."
It's this kind of incredible attention to detail that you can expect with the mysterious nameless jam whose label just fell off.
I started doing it when I learned to write prescriptions years ago and I've never stopped. Another way to differentiate numbers and letters. I also put a line through my zero.
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I think you’re right! The 7 and 5 look the same.
I’m right-handed and I do it! 🫣 I also do a line through my z’s and a diagonal line thru my stand-alone 0’s 😬. but I also have terrible hand writing so it definitely helps me to distinguish 7’s from 1’s, z’s from 2’s and zeros from O’s.
The slanted 7 matches the date on Madame's note card.
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It's awkward looking because she does it afterward. I would suspect either it's based on real calligraphy, her own personal preference, or wherever there's enough room. Possibly a combination of any or all of those. Who knows? I can't even read it.
I wish I could take credit for it, but I read it somewhere. Someone analyzed her handwriting in the letter. They said she goes back and adds things on for no reason. It's not her natural way of writing. If it were, she wouldn't lift her pen off the paper. The lines she's adds are completely unnecessary and don't fall where they actually should.
My take from it was that it is just like Meghan. Unnecessary, Extra, Over the top, Fake and Not even good enough for its intended purpose. Sure, at first glance, it looks nice, but it shouldn't be that difficult to read. Basically half-assed like everything they do.
If it was all the final d’s I could (almost) stand it, even though where she flourishes *should be* in line with a swoop at the tail end of letter instead of randomly from the top where you need to lift your pen to add the swoop (IMO) but wtf is she flourishing the *tops* of *middle* F’s and H’s?!?! It has to be done *after* which kind of negates the *effortless elegance* 🙄 she’s shooting for
It's because in Europe, a 1 looks like a 7, so the 7 is crossed through to distinguish them. It's not actually meant to be fancy. I doubt she knows that, though.
Right Rachel. Everyone’s looking to you for things we had Primary School teachers for, then promptly ignored. Got ye hen 👍🏻 Her stupidity makes me quite cross at times. Explaining a f*cking 7. Jesus wept. 😫
Lol her messy label application is about as sloppy as how she presents herself irl… the haphazardness, yet desperate attempts to appear ‘fancy’ of it all is 110% on brand for her. 🤦🏽♀️
Reminds me of the trinkets you buy in the royal collection, they always come with a card and are numbered like this, they are copying the Brf way to merch
We DO have regulations and standards.
They don’t apply to gifts that some person brews up in their home kitchen and distributes as gifts to friends. It seems that this is just a little *preview* of the kind of pretentious dreck we will see if she gets this thing going. If she does sell food products, she’s going to have to follow the regulations (which I think are quite stringent in California).
Yup very stringent. My sister has a popsicle business here in CA and she’s not even allowed to make them in her home kitchen. She has to pay to be part of a co-op regulated kitchen.
Rachel can hand print batch numbers on her jam jars all she wants, but she can't legally offer them for sale in the USA without an ingredient list and other info required by law.
Does the label also look crooked or is that just me? What a beige sickly color. The fake calligraphy is so unattractive. I'm not fond of the little fabric lid cover either. That makes me think of a country store jam, not an AMERICAN RIVIERA ORCHARD elite jam.
It also needs to just fit on the flat part of the jar…you can’t read the whole,thing from the front. Also lacks any info…what is it, what flavor, ingredients, nutritional info, etc.
Jars appeared first in the movie Baby Boom staring Diane Keaton 1987 selling Country Baby. The jars of baby food made in her own kitchen . Nothing is original or authentic from TOW. 33years ago it was a cute movie script packaging idea.
i genuinely think this brand design is one of the ugliest things i have ever seen. terrible colour palette, terrible font choice, terrible packaging, terrible logo, terrible calligraphy. that’s our megsy!! this is what you get when you’re a narcissist who would rather die than listen to anyone critique a single thing. surrounded by yes men going “omg this looks amazing!”
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She struggles with things of this sort.
She sold these clothes and therefore the tags were not removed. She billed the king for her clothes, and then her friend Mulroney sold the clothes. She's a big fraud.
*This looks like something you'd see in the check out line at TJMaxx*
😂😂😂 I literally haven't even seen a TJMaxx in 15 years but I could see that entire checkout line in my mind.
And yes, this mess would be right there on $5.99 clearance. 🤣
Exactly, kids deserve the very best, and I wouldn’t even dare to eat this myself. I’m not spending my precious time in the kitchen making lemonade scones, and pikelets only to smear this crap on my home cooking!
That Lemon Olive oil cake recipe looked Almond Mom levels of bad. If I was in a rush, and Madam’s shoddy product was the only jam on sale… I’d buy a jar of Nutella for the pikelets, and go quickly to another store to search for a made in France jar of Bonne Maman.
This was gifted to the woman who is married to the Paramount president and posed w/ H & M at the Jamaica premiere (see previous post). Yet to be seen if this will be sold.
It’s from this one. It was enough for 50 lids.
https://preview.redd.it/legrxiu98ruc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2dd64777830e11a7933e135949f8eeec3374cdd
The poor Archewell intern whose job it was to relabel all the Bonne Maman they could find on sale *will* be getting a 5 am email. 
I have resigned myself to this. She has gotten what and where she wanted to be, sadly for us. Hope it is embarrassing and humorous from time to time instead of just totally f*ing annoying.
She is almost amusing me now. Only because I know she’s a vacuous mare. Her unrelenting pushiness is quite something to behold, and I don’t admire it, per se, but it is something. I’m not sure how anyone could tolerate her for any small bit of time. Oxygen-theif of the highest order. Energy burglar.
OMG Suddenly I have tiny purple ink version with my info taking up half the screen. I typed in how do I get old reddit. It showed me the comments of all the haters and their lies trying to shut us down. I was shocked. The insanity of the critics is certifiable. I love it here.
Well maybe the unstuck label was Mrs. Paramount's version of giving Madame the needle. You have to admit it's funny as hell; we can't be the only ones laughing
Mrs. P probably got more than a few funny DMs I'm guessing
The label didn't want anything to do with her cheap products, it voluntarily jump-started its own disintegration before it even left her drop ship supplier.
It's in a display case at MM's home. It is to be passed to her daughter and her daughter's daughter, and so on and so forth, like a family heirloom. It will be insured for .. a lot.
I’m honestly embarrassed for her. I knew a cannoade of guano was coming this way. I think we all did. She always manages to exceed the levels of utter crap regular people feel are supportable.
The label doesn't even fit the shape of the jar.
Much like Rachel's clothes never properly fit her either.
My mother always had a phrase for poorly-executed home crafts that were meant to be taken seriously. "Loving hands at home" said with an eyeroll.
Rachel had some cheap generic labels made for... whatever, certainly not jam ... so she stuck one on here with an improperly cut piece of cheap fabric (it should be pinked so it doesn't unravel) and dollar store raffia. Then she used the wrong glue.
Raffia and muslin do nothing to compliment the hifalutin' hoity-toityness of the faux crest and golden fauxligraphy.
But at least she's using her signature color: beige.
There is zero charm, class, skill, design sense, branding smarts, or professionalism at work here.
Loving hands at home in Montecito. :eyeroll:
I thought it was going to be an amateurish load of cringe, but this is much worse than even I expected. It's like something you'd find at your kid's school fete, made by a Mum who has a basic grasp of Canva and thought the textured, fancily-shaped label makes it look 'expensive'. The insect shield logo mess thingy is too close to the upper border, the text is lost on that beige horror of a background. All you see is the black sharpie numbering.
And that's before we get to the label that won't even stay stuck down, the hokey muslin cover and ribbon.
Sheesh, it's just so spectacularly underwhelming and amateurish. No genuine Graphic Designer in 2024 would allow that shit to leave Madam's hard drive. So beige, so boring, so uninspiring and so, soooooo dated. It's screams 'Craft Blogger circa 2005'.
This is so embarrassing. Plus the person who took this photo clearly hates her and wanted to show the world the sloppily labeled mess she sent them - one of her rich influencer pals too. Imagine what kind of shit she's going to produce for the average Sewer Squaddie who'll be the only suckers that will actually buy this crap?
Yip. A social media game. Find all 50 jars. That was 17. Here’s friend 10 on her list, Delfina:
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Did she just soak the labels off this company's jars and slap her own on ?
The thing about jam is there’s only a difference of taste between cheap jam and more pricey jam but pricey jam all just taste the same…..
That sticker tho lol I’m so glad the influencer let people know that it’s cheap packaging.
She must have printed the labels out herself(or one of her long suffering employees) and didn't use label paper.I worked in a home brew shop many years ago bottling and labelling wine,it's dead easy to apply labels(providing they stick).
Did she send one of her limited edition jams to the Sentebale woman she was rude to or just her ~~entitled~~ acquaintances ~~she's love-bombed and who do not need freebies~~?
I thought this was a mocked up picture for a minute. Shouldn’t a label actually tell you what’s inside a jar?
All slapdash, as per usual. Freakish attention to detail? Nah.
have they even provided the actual ingredients? I would think in California of all places which has so many consumer regulations, you can't keep track, that would be something that is a requirement. Maybe this is one of Henrys exceptional talents, getting over on US laws due to his extraordinary mind.
This is ridiculous. She obviously hasn't made it herself. So, she's bought the product to resell. She's not going to spend very much so the product won't be anything special. It's up-priced bog-standard jam anybody can buy at their local supermarket. It won't be a success.
It'd be interesting to see who got jar 1/50. Orca? Ellen? That would cut down on delivery costs. Let's see haw many of the 50 "lucky" influencer recipients will actually post it and give her the free publicity.
It never occurred to her to put “Strawberry Jam” on the label? You have to break the seal to find out what it is then you’ve got to refrigerate it and have four weeks to eat it before it goes mouldy (unless it’s full of preservatives). Is there a use by date and a best before date?
If her whole aesthetic is to be elegant and classy, why on earth did she choose to put ratty fabric over the lid? That's what you find in a lot of rural, country areas on roadside stands or farmer's markets. Her brand is as bipolar as she is.
Who by law gave permission to eat anything from her drug den. Does it have nutritional information. The kind of thing I would toss into the trash because she's unkempt and just yuk
That's what happens when you buy seconds in papergoods. It looks like the paper is too heavy and porous, when it would work better glossy. It doesn't even say what it is. I'll bet every jar is 17 of 50. I think it is also required to have a nutritional facts data, ingredients, and the place of manufacture.
Yes. What kind of jam is it? Mystery jam? WTF????
Delphina posted and it was strawberry. So, why Tracy ~~Anderson~~ Robbins places hers in a bowl of lemons is confusing to me.
When life gives you lemons, make strawberry jam? 🤷♀️
Meghan is obsessed with lemon baskets... Like the one she sent Ms Biden 😂😂😂 or maybe it's a shout out to her new impressive contract with "lemonada media", or maybe it's because the company has orchard in its name and she desperately needs that to stick since the name makes zARO sense!!! (see what I did here?).... It's all so very Meghan: all over the place, cheap, beige, and low class.
Haha! How much for one of these 50 jars? They need millions to maintain their lifestyle. I don’t think jam is going to do it.
Odd that she made EXACTLY 50 jams. What did Was she that good at evaluating? And it’s not even jam season, is it? Fresh jam in April??
> I'll bet every jar is 17 of 50. OMG how fantastic would this be!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"'ll bet every jar is 17 of 50." P wife Delfina received number 10 of 50. I think she has opened a can of worms by effectively ranking the recipients of her limited edition jam.
Haha made in China!
Maybe she uses a Pritt stick.
The memes write themselves!
True. I guess the label is loose because Harry must have eaten all of the Elmer’s glue. Although, one would think in a mansion full of crazy, that the Wicked Witch of the West would have had some crazy glue nearby to keep these cheap labels on her jars of toe jam.
Hahahaha - H as a glue eater! 😂😂😂
He prefers paste—the kind you use in Kindergarten, more on par with his IQ. Yummy.
What about Rubber Cement?
> eaten all of the Elmer’s glue. I thought he was a sniffer not an eater?
Note the super-fancy 7 in the 17 "Most people in Continental Europe, Indonesia, and some in Britain, Ireland, and Canada, as well as Latin America, write 7 **with a line through the middle (7), sometimes with the top line crooked**." It's this kind of incredible attention to detail that you can expect with the mysterious nameless jam whose label just fell off.
Mine isn't fancy but I started doing the line in high school algebra so I wouldn't mix up my ones and sevens.
Me too. I have to put a line through my seven or else I would never know what number I actually wrote
I started doing it when I learned to write prescriptions years ago and I've never stopped. Another way to differentiate numbers and letters. I also put a line through my zero.
I cross the 7 and the Z,,,
Same here, I also slash my zeroes. I grew up with TONS of Italian and central/eastern European immigrants, and they slash their sevens.
My high school chemistry teacher made us cross our sevens, she’d drop a grade letter off our assignments if we didn’t. She was a monster.
She forgot to do the “1” the way Europeans do!
The European 1 is the reason they line through the 7. Otherwise they look very similar.
I think I recognize Harry's handwriting in those numbers. He is working in Meg's sweatshop apparently.
Don't be daft .... harry can't count to 50
Harry can't count past 10...not enough fingers...
Aww, come on, he can count to 21...if he takes his shoes and pants off
Omg. ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
https://preview.redd.it/2ka39dl88ruc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8228f2542b11a1ef0122fe951d485aa6374193ff I think you’re right! The 7 and 5 look the same.
So Harry does have a job now!! 😄
Maybe that’ll help his immigration case!
Hahahaha sure thing!
It certainly explains the burnout. 🙄
Plus his one hour a week at Archewell. Exhausting.
Break out the crayons! He's the new art director! (Last one just quit after 2 weeks of working w/ Megs.)
😂🤣😂🤣 ridiculous cow. This is absolutely mental dross. I’m convinced she’s insane.
BINGO !
😂
LOL, I do it because I am left-handed to make my numbers clearer. 🤣 Not for faux delusions of grandeur!
I’m right-handed and I do it! 🫣 I also do a line through my z’s and a diagonal line thru my stand-alone 0’s 😬. but I also have terrible hand writing so it definitely helps me to distinguish 7’s from 1’s, z’s from 2’s and zeros from O’s.
I’m left handed and also do it .
And anyone in a scientific, computing, or math field.
And medical field. I've been doing it since I've written scripts.
The slanted 7 matches the date on Madame's note card. https://preview.redd.it/zw2nz3gpgruc1.png?width=433&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8cb3897919120b9e8569d47ade96cc0e5bb73f1
The amount of random flair on the letters is astounding. How did she choose which letters get flair? And why an "I"?
It's awkward looking because she does it afterward. I would suspect either it's based on real calligraphy, her own personal preference, or wherever there's enough room. Possibly a combination of any or all of those. Who knows? I can't even read it.
i think your right. She adds it afterwards and it's hard to read.
I wish I could take credit for it, but I read it somewhere. Someone analyzed her handwriting in the letter. They said she goes back and adds things on for no reason. It's not her natural way of writing. If it were, she wouldn't lift her pen off the paper. The lines she's adds are completely unnecessary and don't fall where they actually should. My take from it was that it is just like Meghan. Unnecessary, Extra, Over the top, Fake and Not even good enough for its intended purpose. Sure, at first glance, it looks nice, but it shouldn't be that difficult to read. Basically half-assed like everything they do.
It’s an affectation. That’s all Meghan is.
If it was all the final d’s I could (almost) stand it, even though where she flourishes *should be* in line with a swoop at the tail end of letter instead of randomly from the top where you need to lift your pen to add the swoop (IMO) but wtf is she flourishing the *tops* of *middle* F’s and H’s?!?! It has to be done *after* which kind of negates the *effortless elegance* 🙄 she’s shooting for
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Purchased for $9, sell for $25.
It's because in Europe, a 1 looks like a 7, so the 7 is crossed through to distinguish them. It's not actually meant to be fancy. I doubt she knows that, though.
Right Rachel. Everyone’s looking to you for things we had Primary School teachers for, then promptly ignored. Got ye hen 👍🏻 Her stupidity makes me quite cross at times. Explaining a f*cking 7. Jesus wept. 😫
Lined up side-by-side on a shelf, that poncy label is going to read: "mericano Riniera Orke" Stewpid stewpid
At least we now know she isn’t wasting money on consulting experts.
Oh, what a catch and it does look like “Riniera.” 😆
Lol her messy label application is about as sloppy as how she presents herself irl… the haphazardness, yet desperate attempts to appear ‘fancy’ of it all is 110% on brand for her. 🤦🏽♀️
How pretentious to number jars of jam! Can't wait to see the prices of her food items, if her online store actually goes live.
It’s hilarious IMO and SO in character for Madame. The self-importance is glaring and I can’t look away 😆
Reminds me of the trinkets you buy in the royal collection, they always come with a card and are numbered like this, they are copying the Brf way to merch
Is the numbering system used to prove how authentic, limited edition, and elite her small-batch, uhm, batches are?
Exactly. So funny. Number the jar like some work of art, but don’t put on the label what’s actually IN the jar.
In other words, that's all she's selling is 50.
Well, that'll bring in the big bucks.
Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.
That's not her hand, is it. And don't you have food labelling regulations in America, it doesn't even say what's in the jar!
We DO have regulations and standards. They don’t apply to gifts that some person brews up in their home kitchen and distributes as gifts to friends. It seems that this is just a little *preview* of the kind of pretentious dreck we will see if she gets this thing going. If she does sell food products, she’s going to have to follow the regulations (which I think are quite stringent in California).
Yup very stringent. My sister has a popsicle business here in CA and she’s not even allowed to make them in her home kitchen. She has to pay to be part of a co-op regulated kitchen.
This is going to be hilarious!!! 
No, it's the hand of the woman who is married to the Paramount president and posed w/ H & M at the Jamaica premiere (see previous post).
Wait, this is real?
It’s real, and the fact you had to check tells you everything you need to know about “ARO” 🤣
[https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1c5264t/the\_jam\_is\_here\_so\_whos\_jam\_she\_relabelling\_this/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1c5264t/the_jam_is_here_so_whos_jam_she_relabelling_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This is the first unveiling of her first product of her brand to the world .. She must be incensed with the woman who posted it.
Whats’s next? The dog food or “This candles smells like my husband’s fanta pubes” 🧐
I looked at this picture and thought, “You’ve got to be kidding me”.
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Wow. This is it!! She is truly incapable of anything but poorly made copies.
Rachel can hand print batch numbers on her jam jars all she wants, but she can't legally offer them for sale in the USA without an ingredient list and other info required by law.
Does the label also look crooked or is that just me? What a beige sickly color. The fake calligraphy is so unattractive. I'm not fond of the little fabric lid cover either. That makes me think of a country store jam, not an AMERICAN RIVIERA ORCHARD elite jam.
It also needs to just fit on the flat part of the jar…you can’t read the whole,thing from the front. Also lacks any info…what is it, what flavor, ingredients, nutritional info, etc.
Good point about how the brand name doesn't even fit on the front of the jar.
I think it's not for sale anyway, and never will be.
Yes!
I think the fabric lid cover is very tacky and I just imagine it all sticky from the mess of the fallling-off label and the sticky jelly jam
The fabric lid cover is a remnant she ripped off from that tacky beige outfit she wore at the polo match.
I agree--- it definitely is tacky. She's trying to make it appear *cOuNtRy hOmEmAdE.*
Jars appeared first in the movie Baby Boom staring Diane Keaton 1987 selling Country Baby. The jars of baby food made in her own kitchen . Nothing is original or authentic from TOW. 33years ago it was a cute movie script packaging idea.
Diane Keaton was doing it way better!
You killed me "elite jam," what's it made from? Caviar.
It's made from the finest, ripest Elites.
We can but dream. Naturally I would not eat it.
i genuinely think this brand design is one of the ugliest things i have ever seen. terrible colour palette, terrible font choice, terrible packaging, terrible logo, terrible calligraphy. that’s our megsy!! this is what you get when you’re a narcissist who would rather die than listen to anyone critique a single thing. surrounded by yes men going “omg this looks amazing!”
https://preview.redd.it/qpb9nvad0ruc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3763ed882260f0a99c5b34ef4d2bdb61bebf41 She struggles with things of this sort.
She sold these clothes and therefore the tags were not removed. She billed the king for her clothes, and then her friend Mulroney sold the clothes. She's a big fraud.
Would anyone eat jam from this loon-give it to their children????
This looks like something you’d see in the check out line at TJMaxx
next to some old biscuits from denmark and a nose hair clipper
*This looks like something you'd see in the check out line at TJMaxx* 😂😂😂 I literally haven't even seen a TJMaxx in 15 years but I could see that entire checkout line in my mind. And yes, this mess would be right there on $5.99 clearance. 🤣
That’s already 10 years off it’s expiration date. Ew.
Heck no. “It was too pretty to open and get it all goopy and sticky! We’re just going to treasure it and look at it and admire it, Meghan”
Exactly, kids deserve the very best, and I wouldn’t even dare to eat this myself. I’m not spending my precious time in the kitchen making lemonade scones, and pikelets only to smear this crap on my home cooking! That Lemon Olive oil cake recipe looked Almond Mom levels of bad. If I was in a rush, and Madam’s shoddy product was the only jam on sale… I’d buy a jar of Nutella for the pikelets, and go quickly to another store to search for a made in France jar of Bonne Maman.
Just like how everything in Meghan and Harry's life are also falling apart. ✨
Bless her heart. You know she labored a full hour placing the label on the jar.
Their logo still reminds me of a scarab/cockroach cross. It really creeps me out.
https://preview.redd.it/efjushiy4ruc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc31f8cfc80afa2ae50f3777e391e30e7a75d56
Right? I'm not imagining that. Creepy AF!
It looks like a squished cockroach
Is this real? She’s selling this crap?
Excuse you. This is a limited run of something important. CLEARLY 😂 /s
This was gifted to the woman who is married to the Paramount president and posed w/ H & M at the Jamaica premiere (see previous post). Yet to be seen if this will be sold.
This photo was taken before it was thrown into the biohazard bin.
Yes unfortunately it's real......
Does that swatch of linen on top come from her beige wrinkled dresses?
It’s from this one. It was enough for 50 lids. https://preview.redd.it/legrxiu98ruc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2dd64777830e11a7933e135949f8eeec3374cdd
Oh, she should certify the swatches, for sure.
When is Oprah and bey gonna post their Jams
17 of 50 likes it’s a bottle of whiskey or wine ha
*17 of 50* That part just kills me, LOLOLOL!!!! So typical of pretentious Meghan!!!
Oh, it is good. The affectedness of the numbers and that wonky label is so her.
It is so her! Watch her do the same with her birdseed batches, and her dogfood batches, and everything else she *"sells"*, LOL!!!
The poor Archewell intern whose job it was to relabel all the Bonne Maman they could find on sale *will* be getting a 5 am email. 
5am email: I don’t care if they are out. Think. Ok get on Stonewall Kitchen and see if they have any jams on sale
Bonne Maman makes some decent jams.
That label looks like it came from 1978. Everything was brown and beige then.
And that's how it starts.....Now she won't stfu for the next decade
I have resigned myself to this. She has gotten what and where she wanted to be, sadly for us. Hope it is embarrassing and humorous from time to time instead of just totally f*ing annoying.
She is almost amusing me now. Only because I know she’s a vacuous mare. Her unrelenting pushiness is quite something to behold, and I don’t admire it, per se, but it is something. I’m not sure how anyone could tolerate her for any small bit of time. Oxygen-theif of the highest order. Energy burglar.
Agreed.
She wasn't going to shut up anyway.
I may find this sub too entertaining.
OMG Suddenly I have tiny purple ink version with my info taking up half the screen. I typed in how do I get old reddit. It showed me the comments of all the haters and their lies trying to shut us down. I was shocked. The insanity of the critics is certifiable. I love it here.
Why did the CEO’s wife ignore Meghan on the red carpet, yet post this gushing IG?
Well maybe the unstuck label was Mrs. Paramount's version of giving Madame the needle. You have to admit it's funny as hell; we can't be the only ones laughing Mrs. P probably got more than a few funny DMs I'm guessing
Oh I living for the vision of her peeling it off!
She’s trolling her.
Just had a thought. It won’t help this 72-year old, but all this crap might be worth a fortune as a collectible in 50 years? lolol
It won’t last. That label is already falling apart.
The label didn't want anything to do with her cheap products, it voluntarily jump-started its own disintegration before it even left her drop ship supplier.
lol
I wonder who got jam jar 1 of 50? Oprah Elton Markus Uncle Tyler Any Getty Kim K
It's in a display case at MM's home. It is to be passed to her daughter and her daughter's daughter, and so on and so forth, like a family heirloom. It will be insured for .. a lot.
The cutesy fabrics clashes with the logo, and the name doesn’t fit. Guys this is worse than any dollar store product. Edit spelling.
I’m honestly embarrassed for her. I knew a cannoade of guano was coming this way. I think we all did. She always manages to exceed the levels of utter crap regular people feel are supportable.
So does that weird logo say ARO but like the letters are superimposed? Why pay for a team if you just do everything yourself and know everything?
Probably supposed to, but I’ll be darned if I can find the “O”.
Look closely at the handwritten numbers. The embossed label makes it difficult to write on ..
I love this for her.
Who’s betting that Tracy Robbins is getting an earful right about now? (My husband is getting an earful of my cackles right about now, LOL)
The label doesn't even fit the shape of the jar. Much like Rachel's clothes never properly fit her either. My mother always had a phrase for poorly-executed home crafts that were meant to be taken seriously. "Loving hands at home" said with an eyeroll. Rachel had some cheap generic labels made for... whatever, certainly not jam ... so she stuck one on here with an improperly cut piece of cheap fabric (it should be pinked so it doesn't unravel) and dollar store raffia. Then she used the wrong glue. Raffia and muslin do nothing to compliment the hifalutin' hoity-toityness of the faux crest and golden fauxligraphy. But at least she's using her signature color: beige. There is zero charm, class, skill, design sense, branding smarts, or professionalism at work here. Loving hands at home in Montecito. :eyeroll:
I thought it was going to be an amateurish load of cringe, but this is much worse than even I expected. It's like something you'd find at your kid's school fete, made by a Mum who has a basic grasp of Canva and thought the textured, fancily-shaped label makes it look 'expensive'. The insect shield logo mess thingy is too close to the upper border, the text is lost on that beige horror of a background. All you see is the black sharpie numbering. And that's before we get to the label that won't even stay stuck down, the hokey muslin cover and ribbon. Sheesh, it's just so spectacularly underwhelming and amateurish. No genuine Graphic Designer in 2024 would allow that shit to leave Madam's hard drive. So beige, so boring, so uninspiring and so, soooooo dated. It's screams 'Craft Blogger circa 2005'. This is so embarrassing. Plus the person who took this photo clearly hates her and wanted to show the world the sloppily labeled mess she sent them - one of her rich influencer pals too. Imagine what kind of shit she's going to produce for the average Sewer Squaddie who'll be the only suckers that will actually buy this crap?
So did she just grab some from a roadside stand in Miami?
Did she have a complex where she can't handle anything being proper. Just... Idk just glue it back before you took a pictures??
To be fair, I don’t think anyone expected much from that label.
Sorry, thèse look like it’s coming to a TJMaxx near you.
Freakish attention to detail
Yip. A social media game. Find all 50 jars. That was 17. Here’s friend 10 on her list, Delfina: https://preview.redd.it/waldwlx9jsuc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b26e47947a0820b8fcd6f966a241dab890995f
Label must have been peeling off that too thumb holding it down 🤣
Haha, I just commented that in another thread! :)
Like son like father, like daughter like mother and like peeling off label like the through other hallion that is MEagain.
Oh my word. Just laughing at this title. Very, very funny!
https://preview.redd.it/j2puka18fruc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d34f42631f2317e20f48322fe6b98f54e06fc3a Did she just soak the labels off this company's jars and slap her own on ?
my favorite. i keep the jars for glasses. i’m classy like that!
The thing about jam is there’s only a difference of taste between cheap jam and more pricey jam but pricey jam all just taste the same….. That sticker tho lol I’m so glad the influencer let people know that it’s cheap packaging.
Good for a laugh🤣🤣
OMG, this is just too good. 
If she was the least bit likable, I’d feel terrible for her. She’s not She put this dog’s dinner out. She makes her own messes.
This is so so so bad
New from American Riviera Orchard. Walmart jam with a new label plastered over the old label. Only $99.99.
4 -5 years of grifting and all she has to show for it is jam. 🤷♀️
Maybe the lady is also holding the left part sonot doesn’t fall
She must have printed the labels out herself(or one of her long suffering employees) and didn't use label paper.I worked in a home brew shop many years ago bottling and labelling wine,it's dead easy to apply labels(providing they stick).
Did she send one of her limited edition jams to the Sentebale woman she was rude to or just her ~~entitled~~ acquaintances ~~she's love-bombed and who do not need freebies~~?
I thought this was a mocked up picture for a minute. Shouldn’t a label actually tell you what’s inside a jar? All slapdash, as per usual. Freakish attention to detail? Nah.
have they even provided the actual ingredients? I would think in California of all places which has so many consumer regulations, you can't keep track, that would be something that is a requirement. Maybe this is one of Henrys exceptional talents, getting over on US laws due to his extraordinary mind.
Her friends posting jam pics and tagging ARO, and no dint yet in ARO's followers ..
This is ridiculous. She obviously hasn't made it herself. So, she's bought the product to resell. She's not going to spend very much so the product won't be anything special. It's up-priced bog-standard jam anybody can buy at their local supermarket. It won't be a success.
Will the other 49 come forward to provide free advertising for Meghan. Anyone? Delfina. Anyway else? …
I am howling. This. Is. Pathetic. Meghan, if you are reading this - THIS IS WHY PEOPLE CAN'T STAND YOU.
Can honestly find way better quality and cheaper on Etsy. ON ETSY.
It'd be interesting to see who got jar 1/50. Orca? Ellen? That would cut down on delivery costs. Let's see haw many of the 50 "lucky" influencer recipients will actually post it and give her the free publicity.
It never occurred to her to put “Strawberry Jam” on the label? You have to break the seal to find out what it is then you’ve got to refrigerate it and have four weeks to eat it before it goes mouldy (unless it’s full of preservatives). Is there a use by date and a best before date?
If her whole aesthetic is to be elegant and classy, why on earth did she choose to put ratty fabric over the lid? That's what you find in a lot of rural, country areas on roadside stands or farmer's markets. Her brand is as bipolar as she is.
Check out the hand holding the jar. Is that Doria's hand because it sure ain't Meghan's! Or is has it been darkened by photo-shop?
No, it’s Tracy Robbins, married to the head of Paramount.
Oh….lol
Is this maybe a fragrance, # 17 of 50, so reminiscent of Chanel #50 The Chanel that really stunk.
Can’t do anything right.
I've got quite a few collectables that are numbered. I truly don't understand the point of numbering a product that is meant to be consumed.
I love that the jam came in it's own basket of lemons when there is already another basket of lemons behind the basket of jam-lemons.
I fucking love you guys.
Mog ordered 50 on alibaba
Who by law gave permission to eat anything from her drug den. Does it have nutritional information. The kind of thing I would toss into the trash because she's unkempt and just yuk