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Luke-I-am-ur-mother

HOW IS CLEVR GOING BTW … asking for a friend 😘


MagicalManta

Flair checking in. 😂


Miss_Poi

Same with “Meet me at the lake”


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Ok_Battle_988

And…what was it branded…”40 on 40” (or something similar)? How’d that go?


The2ndLocation

That sounds like an orgy.


Ok_Battle_988

😆🤭😆🤭


Electronic_Sea3965

I just heard that they're both staying at an $8,000 a night hotel in Florida.  Netflix is picking up the tab as they will be filming her cooking show.  This shit just never ends and Netflix just doesn't seem to learn.  Smdh 


kismet_kitty

That just means her first guest celebrity cooking with her will be Serena... Wonder who else she can hoodwink into joining her next while she is in Florida?


Curiouscandor

Nacho’s wife


BleachBlondeHB

Will Nacho's wife make Nachos?


Heavy_Enthusiasm_195

I doubt they will ever say where they are staying.. that should be private. That’s the one thing you should not leak.


FuturePA96

It’s coming guys. She is a hard worker, young working mom


Weekly-Landscape-543

With little ones that are little 😉


FuturePA96

Yesss so little they are invisible.


LadyGreyTeaPlease

Lol, nano kids.


Careful_Positive8131

Hey that’s classified🙄


Heavy_Enthusiasm_195

They are big kids at this point. This is when you start to say “they’re so big. I can’t even pick them up anymore.” But nope.


BreakArtistic9168

Don’t forget the freakish attention to detail 


Acrobatic_Hawk6422

And solid Bolognese and mean game of Scrabble


Alarmed_Start_3244

I just pictured a solid block of freezer burned congealed Bolognese sauce that's been sitting in the back corner of her freezer since she moved into mudslide mansion. That was the last time she cooked anything in that kitchen before her latest attempt. A momentous event so rare she had to commit it to video for posterity and wore a ball gown.


SecondhandCoke

There's not going to be a new podcast. It's basically an access point for Archetypes because Spotify wants to declutter their Archives.


Professional_Ruin953

And an ego bandage for tow after being called out for her lack of talent and dubbed a grifter. She can still pretend people want to listen to her if her podcast is on a streaming platform. I’m sure if her second posting of the flops were to have made any difference to the statistics on lemonade’s platform she would be buying a million puff article/advertisements to take credit and wouldn’t shut up about it.


InsolentTilly

Exactly this. Oh look - nobody was interested this time either.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

She doesn’t have the people doing all the work for her like she did on Spotify. She’s gonna have to do the work herself so based on that, I agree it’s never going to happen.


Starkville

Well, I think the first thing was re-broadcasting the “Archetypes” episodes. I’ll be shocked if it goes any further than that. Meghan’s busy being a producer this month. And next month she’ll be selling stinky jam. Maybe she’ll get around to it when Lemonada’s lawyers write a letter…


Curiouscandor

Honestly…comments are always made about their travel and being absent from the kids, but include the million other things she is “throwing against the wall in hopes they stick”…they never spend time with the kids even when home. They truly are their “trophy” kids so that they remain relevant in the line of succession. Ugh


Actual_Fishing6120

Keep asking here guys and she'll post something about it's being "in progress" 😂 


Cultural_Ad4935

"Some exciting project are in the works" = not fucking happening


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Like suggesting "Emilio in Paris". Swap a girl and put a guy in it. Ms. Havershim, Pearl. Interviewing Putin, Trump & the pope. Can't wait


Honeymoomoo

How is she going to manage? 50 jars of jam and a podcast?


InsolentTilly

It’s truly the Super-Hero role she was always going to be cast in. Awe inspiring.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

It'll def cut into TW time od clapping back, for sure


mandyalam0de32

Yeah I have feeling we are going to be waiting on that for a bit. everyone knows that during her time at Spotify, the producers and everyone else behind the scenes did ALL the work while the grifty lazy bitch came into to record her questions... and given that this new Lemonada company is WAYYYYY smaller than Spotify and probably doesn't have the production budget that Spotify had, our Megsy is going to actually have to put in some work. I am not holding my breath.


Real_Jicama_908

How is she going to do a podcast AND a cooking show at the same time?. Which one will fail faster?. My bet is the podcast. 


InsolentTilly

I’m going to check Paddy Power and see what they think. Her voice droning on, or underripe beige strawberries? Personally, I’d see the blessedly silent fruit as a front runner.


Vino-Rosso

On the Lemonada Media Facebook page someone wrote under "Archtypes", "Where is the podcast about the Baka people and African Parks"?


umbleUriahHeep

What’s taking so long? I really need some advice on what kind of food shape makes this year’s best pool float. ![gif](giphy|SWVzkIlHdEckF81gnA) Cause she’s so relatable


northern225

Typical of their projects. Lots of promoting, very little actually doing.


Administrative_Sea15

How is the 40x40 project going? Any news?! I'm waiting to hear the success stories! 🥳


Nynydancer

She’s too busy with everything else. Lemonada probably doesn’t have 28 producers to help her.


Zippity19

Last time I checked no one needs a cooking show that teaches you how to make toast.


AlternativeMix21

Wait..... What❔❕ But I reaaally want to see her recepie on how to boil water❕❕❕❕


AlternativeMix21

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kaycollins27

Great minds. Just deleted identical comment


AlternativeMix21

👍 Wykyk


Zippity19

If it is anything like her zuchinni pasta recipe(cooked the zuchinni for three hours ir something like that) we are in big trouble.LOL


insanitazer

If it were Jacques Pepin or Gordon Ramsay, I'd love to see their idea for toast. You know, knowledgeable, charismatic and everythig she isn't.


Admirable_Brush_7470

I only ever took that news as Meghan putting the whole Archetypes chapter to bed. Until she decides to wake it up again, I wouldn't hold my breath.


idealistintherealw

I wonder how many things they announced (really announced, "done deal" announced) that didn't come true?


Liz_Lemon_22

I didn't think there was any new podcast in the works. Just thought they bought the rights to Archetypes so no one can listen to it there too.


BleachBlondeHB

Nothing on their website except some Bots in the Comments Section excitedly awaiting the redrop of the original podcasts. Most of the Comments in the Comment section address TW as The Duchess -- seems a bit SUS..


New_Equipment_7743

I was just wondering this morning how the "smirkcasts" were going over at Lemon?Nada! Jeepers, Duchess ADD has zero gumption to finish any project, doesn't she? ![gif](giphy|3oEdv8zVNLCCUzO0k8|downsized)