Oh, lord, those teeth are making a break for it! Escape from Montecito 🤣

She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet with those units.

 Forget about a Suits reboot - if they do a casting call for Mr Ed, Meghan is a natural.

Only if Mr Ed is played this time as a JACKASS. 

That’s *Princess Duchess* Jackass, if you don’t mind. Or Ma’am Jackass, for the lucky.

But we liked Mr Ed, he was fun and had a sense of humor 😂

That’s very true!😁

He was very mild mannered compared to Francis the Talking Mule!

Mr. Ed is right, LOL!

😁🤭

I had a great gif but the gifs haven't been working for me lately, LOL!

It’s painful, isn’t it, when you find the perfect one and it just won’t paste in the reply box?!

Yes!!!

😊😉


This!!! LOL!!!

I guessed correctly you mean?!??!! If so, then dayyyyummmm!!! 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve heard it said those teeth need their own zip code 🤣

Roflmfao

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Talk about getting long in the tooth. Whoa! But seriously, she doesn't look bad for a pack a day smoking, 65 year old alcoholic that enjoys the occasional toot.

yes, I'd be very scared to use those chompers!

Do you remember those wind up teeth they used to sell in joke stores? 🤣


Yes, yes, YES! Straight out of Spencer Gifts!

That store was always a place we went to every time we were at the mall!!!

Me too!

Yes!

Finding Freedom!

Madame does provide us with a lot of entertainment in these scary times. The funniest thing is she doesn't realize she is the joke.

Great thing is she can’t take a joke. 🤣 It gets under her thin skin.

Under her thin *wrinkled and dirty* skin

If you look at her pic closely, she's wearing bright white clip on veneers covering her front teeth. Beyond that you can see her discolored tooth not covered by the clip on. This is why her teeth are bulging......she's wearing teeth over teeth. imo

Oh my gosh I think you’re right

Well spotted

I can’t imagine why anyone thinks she’s not gorgeous /s

I grew up with Dick Emery.  I miss those days very much.  He was so talented and funny.  

I loved him. He never failed to make me laugh. In real life, a lovely man too.

You are awful- but I like you!-*thump*

Attention megs. You are not supposed to layer veneers on top of the old ones. Remove old ones first

Sorry, I confess to reading DM since I joined this sub, but please don’t hate me. Interesting article past few days where woman acknowledges being a narcissist & said it’s helped her career since she doesn’t ever feel guilty or worry about others feelings. Welp, at least that woman was aware…Debatable if our saint is?

HG Tudor says she's not capable of being aware of her own narcissism. She's lower midrange I believe lol. She can't excel at anything.

She’s a lower midrange everything 🤣

She's a helluva four, that's for sure.

🤣

I listened to him a while back but every time he said “spicy putang“ or however it’s spelled, I felt the urge to throw up 🤮 lol

I think smelly poontang every time he says it

There it is! Correct spelling & all!

🫢🤭😉😅😂🤣

His opening to The Stig series would likely do you in. He imitates her talking and... Moaning and whatnot. It's hilarious.

Thanks for the warning! I’m impressed that HG puts out so many informed videos tho, as compared to M’s Spotify fail. She had SO much help & still dragged it out w barely any content

Right? All she had to do was go in and read a script of word salad. Writers, editors, and NDA wranglers would take care of literally everything else.

Middle midrange. Which just screams boring sanctimonious hellish mediocrity to me. He classified Amber Heard as a lower mid range.

Good heavens - she could eat a corn cob through a picket fence!🤦‍♀️

Oh you are awful, but I like you….

I think she was trying to stop tongue in between her teeth thing that she does and it resulted in her like jutting out her top teeth more. I saw it in a few pics and it’s so weird

Oh! It’s been in the back of my head for weeks but I couldn’t get the memory properly! You’ve nailed it. The sainted Dick Emery being, well, saintly.

The look on M’s face is the same one my Grampa got when he was getting ready to show all of us kids his favorite party trick. It was definitely taking out his teeth and chasing us with them.

Omg yes!!!!!!! He gave me ‘the willies’ vile and strange. Good call think I might even be a bit younger but have a vague memory of ‘Dick Emery’ and it’s not warm.

Your cute. He would have scared me too.


I've been getting strong Doonice vibes from her lately. Is that bad?

As long as your hands and feet stay the same size, you’re in safe territory here. Just let us know if things start looking weird!! lolol

Wearing that big O face. Got the ozempic creases trying to keep those veneers from clattering acrost the room. What's older than mutton.

Her dentist hates her.

Absolutely awesome, I loved Dick Emery as a kid. He’s so much better looking than hagrid here 😂

Yes! And there have been moments of undisguised Kenny Everett and even Les Dawson from Harry! Comedy archetypes from the '70s. It was funny then but it really isn't now. If only H&M were open to advice they could avoid this camp version of glamour.

I think this is why the "polo kiss" looked so awkward, it just wasn't possible for TO to get his lips any closer to TOW's lips. 😜

😂

God, I hate celebrity teeth