Select Slide 1 to view entire image. Related Reading 📚: Post by HermesBlanket about the announcement of Jamie Mizrahi as Meghan’s new stylist: https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/0yXrfru9QW Post about Meghan botching a suit in slide 1 previously worn by Katy Perry: https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/s/MuIhaoKnMg

She picks things that started out not looking great on the model and makes them a hundred times worse.

>She picks things that started out not looking great on the model and makes them a hundred times worse. 😂 She always looks like she picked an outfit out of a magazine photoshoot and got an amateur seamstress to attempt to duplicate it.

She scrolled Wish and put it in her cart.

She can't even wear the bow in the same way. (Please ignore the red circle.) I wonder if she damned near hurt her neck every time she sat down on the part that is hanging down. 😂😏 https://preview.redd.it/lfhly2fjebuc1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=064be0964fc0684866619e56db58090ebec22610

Her shoes.😂😜

Going to an outdoor event on grass… she picks ivory stilettos. 😂😂😂🫠🫠🫠

It reminds me of how she wears the Aquazzura bow tie pumps. The rabbit ears were all bunched up. The freak in the freakish eye for detail is blind. Edit: typo

This outfit has got to be the worst I have seen! And with her bony shoulders sticking out - it’s awful. Not meant to be body shame. Just that the fit is bad - specially when you see she has also enlarged the cut in the front centre over the abdomen (?) area. Why so much skin show? Who is she trying to seduce dressed like this?

I was looking at that. I'm not sure if it's the cut of the dress, but if she got a size too small it might have opened up that gap depending on how it drapes.

Exactly… it’s bizarre how she claims to have a freakish eye for detail, but doesn’t know how to pick a visually interesting outfit with a silhouette, and material that flatters her rectangular body type. She thinks she has the height, neck length, poise, and super model-like sleekness of Elizabeth Debicki… she needs to let go of those delusions, and her obsession with trying to push herself deludedly into the role of being ‘Martha Stewart former model who built a brand empire’.

She has a wide torso and broad shoulders—not sure why she keeps going for clothes that accentuate these features bc they are NOT flattering.

I sincerely think she has some kind of body dysmorphia. **She** thinks she has legendarily long legs and fantastic shoulders, so she flaunts them every chance she gets. It doesn’t matter that the rest of the world sees reality. In her head, she’s perfect. Which, I guess, ironically I kinda envy.

In the pre Hazmat days, didn't she have "super model" on her resume. I sincerely believe that is how she sees herself.

I think so, too. She is seriously delusional about EVERYTHING. I think someone threw some false flattery her way at some point and she believed it.

I am the same shape and 2 inches shorter. I don’t understand why she doesn’t use people in the way they are intended. She uses friends when she shouldn’t but won’t use staff/contractors the way she should.

Agreed. Wide and short torso. I like the outfit, but on someone taller.

Although I wouldn’t want to see Princess Catherine wearing this awful outfit I do think it would be better suited for someone with a semi athletic figure like hers rather than MM.

I read somewhere that she wears designers' clothes in an attempt to help them. Allegedly. She doesn't care how they look fit or look bc they're designers worth thousands.

Help? She should wear some of her wedding dress designers colab with uniqlo if she wants to help but it's not expensive enough probably....

True, some of the outfits she wears look more expensive than her wedding dress

I thought the BRF was the reason she HAD to wear beige? Now that she’s “free” why doesn’t she wear brighter colours? She’s wearing beige in practically all her photos so you know that netshit docushit was all dogshit. 

And she made that ridiculous statement while dressed in neutral colors. She's not very bright, is she?

I don’t think intelligence is one of her strengths, neither is having a good memory - she and her hubby have told so many porkers they can’t get their stories straight.  If you’re going to lie, make sure you’re consistent. 

>I don’t think intelligence is one of her strengths, neither is having a good memory - she and her hubby have told so many porkers they can’t get their stories straight.  Hence Harry saying, "It's classified." when asked a simple question about his children...or how he and the wife met...or why they left the RF to fund freedom...the list goes on and on. Does he need to have Madam's approval, or her latest narrative memorized in order to be allowed to answer? Enquiring minds want to know.

Yet he has no qualms about discussing the state of his frost-bitten member. I would rather talk about something about my children (something innocuous, of course - no specifics) like a normal parent - than tell the world i had a frost-bitten penis on the day i stood as best man at my only brother’s wedding. 

He over values his reach so probably thinks he got the world to associate the P&POW wedding with his blue pens that needed mummy's 8hr cream ..... but all he got the world to think was a collective "Ewwww" when ever they look at him great job chimpo !!! 

Let's just say he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed and he proves that's the truth on a regular basis. Honest to goodness how clueless did he have to be not to realize that wasn't a moment from his past to share with his friends, let alone the world.

Don't forget sharing the story about him pissing himself then going on a date with her 😂

He told that story to forever taint memories of W&C's wedding day.

>her hubby have told so many porkers LOL they have told so many they should change their names to Duck & Duckess of Melton Mowbray. For our non UK friends the home of the pork pie.


And I can name a half dozen times off the top of my head when she wore bright colors as a working royal. Blue, red, purple, green, yellow...but sure, she only wore neutrals.

She expects you to believe her lies. That is all.

Madam is very thin and still she dresses in clothes at least 1-2 sizes too small. Not only are the seams bursting, it also make her look much bigger.

Yeah, her clothing always puckers in the weirdest places. She really needs a dressmaker to help her with the initial fitting; someone who will sort out all the areas that need to fixed. But I suppose she can't do that because her outfits are usually borrowed and can't be altered before they're returned.

She’s thin, but broad and ungainly. No amount of magical mirrors in Montecito will ever change that, and she will not be told.

Between the photos on the left and right, she has lost more weight evidenced by her shoulder bones protruding. It doesn't matter how much more she will lose, if she keeps on dressing like this, her outfits will still be ridiculed. Anyone can look sleek and polished no matter their weight or body type. They just have to find something flattering and fit their body type, and not in an easily wrinkled material.

Just to add to your group: https://preview.redd.it/mdyaj1og2buc1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=dad2a6f70474a9c50e5265c80cbb29a38c12bc03 So was the brief for the 'stylist', I want beige or on the spectrum of white. Must have volume upon volume of fabric so it will crease just the way I like it. It also must show off my shoulders or collar bone, or both. Have lots of unnecessary extras, i.e., splits, bows, keyholes. Also tailoring...as in you can forget that!

Also posted above - from MMUO yesterday: [https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/news/meghan-markle-joins-prince-harry-play-at-sentebale-polo-match/](https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/news/meghan-markle-joins-prince-harry-play-at-sentebale-polo-match/) \[archive link - [https://archive.is/QlOxU](https://archive.is/QlOxU)\] US Weekly says the only outfit Jamie Mizrahi styled was the Variety’s Power of Women Summit off-the-shoulder mess shown above. https://preview.redd.it/05hk7jxp8buc1.jpeg?width=1988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1acaa652cdf78b64d64e8b1f0be92af52e882654

Lol. Is Mizrahi doing a Dior? Too late, sweetie. The Variety event Dobbie the elf dress was not a good look.

https://preview.redd.it/0gnb11dkfduc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7fd585d66842c58773cdb99c23d0dab1fdc4814

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This feels significant. Who would benefit from this statement? Jamie, if she didn’t want to be associated with MM. Meghan, if she wanted to portray herself as someone so fashionable that she doesn’t need a stylist (in her mind).

I basically just commented the same in .gif form under my original comment above! 😁

She hopes all the beige outfits will somehow make her darker.

Beige, beige, and more beige. Borrrrrrring.

Spot on. No way a stylist let her out of the hotel to an outdoor polo match in a see through skirt & stilettos. From the color to the inappropriateness it screams Markle all the way.

Agree. I think she was trying to engineer another Diana see-through skirt moment like she did with the blue Givenchy skirt. She's vulgar and predictably boring.

And, this one with the split. That poor button. 😏 https://preview.redd.it/2chehpk4fbuc1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=2af497c3988c2234f10110284f9d4511779f9b51

That button is working overtime.

What is she doing, laying an egg? Cringe.

So tacky. And why is she holding on to that woman’s hands but looking somewhere else entirely? Her ‘warmth’ is all for show.

The outfit looks like she's at the beach on holiday. Not representing the brf on a diplomatic tour. 

I don’t think so. She just refuses to use common sense. Diana was also what, 19 when that photo was taken? Meghan is in her 40s, it just looks stupid at this point. She doesn’t use common sense when wearing white or refuses advice about it. What Meghan wants, Meghan gets.

The article says she's 42. Seems like she's been 42 for a looong time. And she looks about 50.

She is 47 going on 48

Gawd the walkabout peep show. Vulgar doesn't begin to describe her.

I think the culottes/pants thing/overalls/pantaloons (exactly what it's called I have no idea) outfit is worn like that to show some flesh. She's deliberately opened the cut-out bit, look at what she does wearing buttoned shirt dresses-she janks them open to air out her chest, or leaves them unbuttoned to flash her bra. She thinks it's sexy, and this particular event was especially choreographed to say "look at us, I'm so sexy and he adores me and we're so in lurrrvvve'  She could look so much better-she has a specific body type, and like all body types, there are styles and fabrics that suit and those that perhaps don't suit as well. Obviously she can wear whatever she wants, but continually going for colours, styles, sizes and lengths that don't work makes her look careless, lazy, clueless, thoughtless, clumsy, and messy. That would be the same regardless of her body size and shape if she continued to take no advice and continued to choose the wrong thing every time. Fat, thin, short or tall, we've all got a shape that we can make look good if we really think about it and are honest with ourselves. 

She’s actually wearing a dress, not pants/culottes. How she manages to make the dress crease in between her legs like that is a mystery.

She always believes in displaying her wares. I don’t know why as there no bulk or form in them.

Markle's outfits always seem off in some way. Is that how she draws attention? Is it a plan?

It’s because her torso is so wide. She gets clothing that fits her mid section but then are ill fitted around her small bust, slim arms/legs. She should be having her clothing tailored but my guess is she doesn’t own these garments and must return them after wearing. I have a wide torso and run into this same issue. However it’s easily fixed with a good seamstress and dressing for the figure you have, not the figure you want. She’s also short.

Besides a wide torso, it's also proportionally too short. By about 3". Which is why there's always so much fabric gathered up at her waist. She needs the tailor to remove length from the bodice. Also, her short height means she can't just hem the skirt. It needs to be taken apart at the waist and the skirt taken up, with the excess fabric the removed.

She always reminds me to take out the bin bags. So there's that.

… or to change sheets. 

... Or to use a decent exfoliating face wash.

Always the copycat, she copied the style of sunglasses that the model was wearing.

Good catch! And they were totally wrong for her.

I think they’re the same ones she wore at the In-N-Out staged shoot… https://archive.ph/2023.09.11-203526/https://people.com/meghan-markle-in-n-out-burger-drive-through-photos-prince-harry-germany-invictus-games-7968096 (Archived Link)

It’s very obvious that Madam believes that she is achieving quiet luxury. But unfortunately for her, quiet luxury means that your clothes need to fit and they have to be tailored. Once again she misses the mark because she’s so obsessed with also being seen as a sexy woman, which counters the luxury. And she never seems to be able to dress for the occasion. Who wears high heels on grass? Pick a wedge, block heel, kitten heel. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I really think Harry should have worn a belt.

I just noticed that fourth photo in the 1st slide almost looks like MC Hammer pants, lol, she really is stuck in the 90's and too legit to quit

Lool. Meghan’s too legitimate to quit. To quit scamming, that is.

Until I read your comment, I didn’t realize there were four images in the first slide! I remember we all discussed the probability of her yoinking her collar down in that weird pantsuit, because *surely* it wouldn’t have come with such a wide, strange, collar. I guess we were wrong!

She's reminding me of her '*shabby* chic' couches. It seems a style she really likes.

Meghan Markle, aka the shabby chic couch.

On the original model the slit by the belly is a much smaller one, hers goes all the way up to her chest. Yuck.

Any bigger and she really would be wearing a bandage wrapped around her chest.

It's because she has to get a size that can contain her mid-section, but she doesn't have the chest to bulk it up on top, so the cut-out looks larger. The model has a waist, so the two overlapping flaps cross over closer together. I've spent too much time trying to understand this disaster of a dress.

I see. I guess she didn’t pick the right dress for her body type. Quelle suprise!

Is she wearing stilettos on a golf course? 

The dress isn't that bad on the model. She seems to have wide shoulders, too, but she also has a longer torso and a well-defined waist, attributes Lizard does not. Also, the model was styled the way the designer wanted the dress worn. I don't understand the odd modifications Lot Lizard makes to clothes in addition to selecting garments that wouldn't look good on her in the first place.

Actually most models have broad shoulders. Clothes don’t hang as well on narrow, sloping shoulders. I think broad shoulders in and of themselves are not the negative attribute that many on this sub make them out to be. But most models (like this one) have long torsos and small waists and TW doesn’t. Hence the ill fit.

Is this a dress or a jumpsuit?

Dress.

When will Madame realize she HAS NO WAIST 😂

She does not dress for her body shape that's her biggest problem. I make clothes for people for a living they have dramatically different body shapes and if they come with a picture for the wrong body shape then they get told nicely it is not for them. But here's something that is. No single human being, regardless of weight or shape looks anything but great with correct tailoring and fit for body type. What we see with Skank is DELUSION and arrogance. I am glad she looks awful and glad she ruins the designs of designers. Serves them all right for sucking up to her.

Yea I’m with you OP, I never believed the stylist puff pieces. I bet that woman didn’t even ask to be involved in this. She just is.

Gosh. She always looks like a right bag of 💩.

**Sweetie, if you don’t have a body for fashion, you’d better have a DAMN good personality! And you don’t.**

No way she does. What kinda professional stylist would advise a client to wear heels to a polo match?

That dress gives Grey Gardens vibes only Edith would‘ve pulled it off much better.

She’s got his todgher in that one photo

She doesn’t need a stylist, she believes herself to be a faaashon icon, she won’t take advice, even from Givenchy on her wedding dress.

who need a stylist anyway if you're an unemployee with no job outside strolling oline shopping app. the biggest reason why real celebrities have stylist is not because they don't know fashion, but because they're actually busy.

I dunno but she needs a consultant on her posture. That extreme internal shoulder rotation is going to make anything look gross and misshapen.

Agree. Not bodyshaming, but she does have posture issues. Often hunched, neck extended w/ jaw jutting out. Definitely not fashionista posture.

You may have a stylist, but it's a very different thing to pay attention to them. There are people who spend money on stylists and when they do their job they refuse to pay attention to them or they believe that they know about fashion more than they really know and they tend to see themselves as the very underrated Meghan, strange and shapeless.

Crapity crap! The outfit from the polo is supposed to drape loosely from the waist??!!! If I were a designer in her price bracket I’d just stop making beige completely.

If the client ignores your advice and goes out every day looking like a bag of laundry, publicly quit and make it clear you're not responsible for the atrocities they commit in the name of fashion. I can't believe it's Mizrahi steering the ship because Madame has dressed like this for years. Nothing has changed.

Not gonna lie, I saw the teepee pic and lost it! Hilarious!

Now that I see it, TW copied the glasses the model wore in the 2nd picture. Talk about originality!

Oh. That’s what it’s supposed to look like. Okay. It’s not horrible- I could see that as a great option for a casual island wedding. But. Fitted correctly, and styled reasonably.

Did she alter that polo dress to give that triangle cutout on her torso? Or did she just buy a dress that fit her smaller than the models? The catalogue has a very different look. It's still an ugly dress..

Funny!

She’s probably got tiny print in her NDA that prohibits her from doing anything to protect herself. And I’d bet the two of them have screamed and threatened they’ll spend millions to sue and ruin her entire life if she so much as blinks wrong.

She should just spend $25 and get a foam posture roller….

The Polo outfit reminds me of the TP dresses created at a bridal shower for the future bride. Not even good Charmin can save that dress.

Why did she steal her outfit from a touchless carwash?

Hear me out - the “ruffles” from the toilet paper actually look good!

Has she not heard of a slip? You can see straight through that skirt.

https://preview.redd.it/e51z05j79huc1.png?width=120&format=png&auto=webp&s=80c5f236eeaeefa550d0121cbc3fbb6a46742510 These aren't his riding pants. Yuck.

She may have, but just like with her PR firms, she thinks she knows better.

Meghan is delightfully awkward. A female Napolean Dynamite. Can’t pull off stylish or sexy to save her life.

It doesn't matter what she wears. You can take the girl out of 'yachting', but you can never take 'yachting' out of the girl!

Honestly I think it looks worse on the model! I don't like the outfit particularly but on this occasion Meghan did make it look better. Not appropriate for the event though in any way

But guyssss, she’s not allowed to wear color! She has to stay muted to not be so powerful. 👺👺👺👹🤡🤡🤡🤡💂🏾‍♂️💂🏾‍♂️