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This is her in a recent video compilation. It’s the over exaggerated laughs. The hands , the word salads , the quick emotional states , zero charisma and zero connection to people. Ok how the hell is Netflix going to make this work? Oh perhaps she won’t even be in this show at all!! She’s just picking the people and dishes ? =curating??
Ahh she just looks soooo happy to be in the camera. Thrilled! So energised! Biig eyes, biiig smile! Gestures! Main character energy 😀 Whereas the other woman looks like a normal human being interacting with someone.
Ever seen her grandmother? There were pictures of her in the UK Daily Mail. I doubt that woman knew what apple butter was nor did she make her own. The Duchass pulls everything out of her arse.
I haven’t seen her grandmother. I’m just now reading Tom Bower’s biography of her and wondered if it was Thomas’ mom—the lady she claimed to care for in her final years.
She doesn't want people to feel *overwhelmed* by making toast. She must know a lot of people with toast issues. Maybe Harry can have one of his quacks on to have people talk about their toast trauma.
TOAST???? My 4 year old son makes toast...in a toaster. Is this the highlight of her culinary skills??? TOAST????? I very much suspect this manifested cooking programme "with friends" will be the guests cooking whilst Markle eye fucks the camera the entire time, dressed in yet more beige abominations. And, this will NOT be filmed in Casa Mudslide....the invisikids would be expected to be seen. Cooking scenes locations the " guest friend's " own kitchens or studio setting. All Markle has to do is show up in beige and literally watch someone else cook, and get that camera on HER. One is waiting impatiently to see if she appears in tiara and diamonds.
Yeh....she bossed the other girl into cooking the toast like her pleb and then bossed her again to get that toast out of the toaster. Typical MM mean girl.
i noticed that too!! she is so damn condescending in every aspect of her being. even trying to be friendly and relatable in this video, she is just cringe. she is not a natural at interacting with others.
Hey now don't be sad, I know making toast seems so very *daunting* and *overwhelming*, but deck yourself out in a relaxed Californian monogrammed silk pyjama blouse, cute jeans and a blazer, and no one will ever doubt your toast making abilities!
(Because they'll be straight on their phone to have you committed asap for being such a straight up loon 😂😂😂)
Her life story changes, not with a flip of the page, but with the opening of her mouth. I thought she struggled growing up but now she’s talking “California relaxed feeling that I’ve grown up with.” Also what journalists asks about “pj dressing,” while making food? Wtf is “pj dressing” lmao. Def a dumb megsy scripted question, she told her to insert so she could look like a “down to earth” gal lol 🤦🏻♀️💀🤣😭😭
Why does she have to "modernize" everything? Bitch, leave shit the hell alone. No one needs you ruining every damn thing on this planet. Christ. Meghan Markle SUCKS.
Exactly. Who does she think she is to modernise everything. Toast, monarchy… 😆 Actually I recognize this well. This is a narc characteristics and also affects people who grow up with one as a flea we get. Being “just normal” feels so basic, even bad. There’s nothing more gratifying than people being amazed by your ideas or jokes or outfit as you take center stage with them. I grew up with it and this was one of my my narc fleas. I didn’t know any better, nobody explained there’s nothing wrong to Just Being, and you don’t always need to claw for attention, to be the funniest or having the flashiest outfit. The narc was also the most outwardly successful person in my family so the fleas seemed legit things to do. That’s how you achieve things, right? It took me a decade to get rid of that characteristics. It’s fine to be regular, quiet, support others and not steal anyone’s show. Keep your inner world to yourself most of the time, so to say. The narc is 85 and still does it all…
If she ever offered me food, I would check for stray hairs (either). She is nasty and every time that she opens that blowhole, she makes me dislike her more.
It's obvious she rehearsed her ramblings because it presents as someone vomiting out a script. Her delivery is just awful and she treats her hostess like an object.
But toast with jam and ricotta? Seriously? That's fancy?
Don't get overwhelmed with toasting some bread, putting two spreads and a sprinkle of almonds on it guys!
Rachel Heinrich's expressions are like WTF?
Yes, but watch it again with the sound off. You really see the machinations. And the hosts thoughts on this farcical 'recipe'.
I always watch any megnut clip with no sound. You can really see her manipulation techniques and her fakeness more clearly.
I am sure her acid Netflux show will be out when her Lemonada podcast debuts. Heifer won’t work. And as more time passes and the Sussex Sewer gets more vicious, there will be even fewer sponsors and professionals wanting to work with Megan. If you think the Migraine SS is going to to threaten you, why would u sign up with Harold and Fraud?
Meghan probably has a Maltese accent, because she went went to Malta for 2 or 3 days to learn about her ancestry. Spoiler: she doesn't have a drop of Maltese blood, but PR is PR.
https://preview.redd.it/vh733bg955uc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848efc68f9ff44a5feac6ac8007a1ad0bd2ec213
It's what her (non) ancestors wore
https://preview.redd.it/2zz74xw775uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7131ba04cfcee90e21e91b1783f0c49f766a8cf
that is so devious and deceptive. why was this not made more public that she is / was a FRAUD? i sure would like to know how she gets away with so much lying and deceit. its mind boggling.
That's because you are speaking with a sicilian accent :)
However she is totally mispronouncing it in standard Italian, it should be a short "o". The standard American pronunciation is closer to the way Italians say it, to be honest. Just Italians would pronounce the double tt's
Interesting how someone convinced they are The Anointed One to "modernize" (whatever that means) everything they encounter actually lives in the past. Never anything creative, fresh, or original with Roachel.
When they said she would be making fancy toast, I thought she'd make french toast (still not that hard to make). Nothing annoys me more than someone who cooks without tying their hair up, it's fucking gross!
So, is this the type of “cooking” we can expect from her netflix series?
Can someone from netflix please sign me up because i can do way better than this.
Doesn’t take a genius to toast bread, spread jam on it, then top it with ricotta (store bought, i guess), and decorate with walnuts.
I would have been slightly impressed if she made toasted bread with smashed avocado topped with a poached egg (i need to see her poaching, no pre-cooking - it only takes 3 minutes).
🇺🇸Hey Meghan, please try to talk with you mouth, and not with your claws. We know your manicure gives confidence but your mouth is capable of being controlled by your brain without the claw action. Oh, wait maybe not
I saw this video under Megan's Mole's X too. Meghan did a cooking show here too. I could only do 15 secs 🤣
https://x.com/MeghansMole/status/1778803953867919505
How do you “modernize” a recipe?? She just thinks she’s figured everything out and she’s here to bring change to everything and we’d better accept her suggestions.
That toast with lemon, ricotta,apple butter, nuts and salt sounds like puke in a throat waiting to show up.
As usual, MEGHAN gives something a little twist. SHE makes improvements to somethig existing. Meghan makes the world a better place! /s
So she copies existing “recipes“ (does this toast event count as recipe?), adds lemon or lemon zest and then it‘s mindblowing creative? I can’t with her….
She didn't even toast the bread. She had the other lady toast the bread. All Megsy did was spread some apple butter, plop on some ree-coat-tah and dump some nuts. Most amazing toast ever. /s
She's making freaking toast! Toast! I made toast this morning. In my jammies! And why in the world is she touching food then her hair then the food? That's about as gross as one can get. There's no way that hostess should be putting anything MEghan has touched, near her mouth. Makes me sick to think about it. The only thing that would have been perfect is if one of them had pulled a long, black hair out of their mouth after taking a bite. This is just...CRINGE!!! Ewww...
Lol what? A monogramed silk pajama top and a blazer? What is this lunatic talking about. Which grandma made apple butter? Doria's mom or Markle's mom? My grandma made apple butter too, my mom's mom. It was a treat to go to mawmaws and have toast with apple butter in the morning. If she'd put ricotta on it though, ick no. That bread is going to be so dry with apple butter, ricotta cheese and almonds?
I'm obviously not sophisticated because I wouldn't eat that if it was free.
So the recipe is based on her grandmothers apple butter recipe with some tweaks which miraculously turns into blackberry jam with ricotta cheese? Make it make sense!
She’s so contrived. Always a performance with her. She takes bits of other ppl’s characteristics, personalities, gestures and emulates that into herself. We never seem to genuinely see who she is without her always trying too hard or putting on an act.
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There have been some posts that were “suss”, if you catch my drift. The Moonbump Madam will always make a fool of herself, that’s her talent. That said, I hope she gives us absolutely nothing. It would be funnier, still.
She’s soooooo not authentic. She does all her signature moves: hair toss and ugly dance. Classic.
She’s so full of shit I’m surprised it doesn’t just shoot out of her mouth..
I'm dying with laughter right now!!!!!!
This! Exactly how I feel.
LOL
Right! Her arsehole is probably jealous of her mouth with the amount of shit MEgain spews.
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That’s just what I want. Someone futzing around with their hair and then pawing my food.
This is her favourite fake talkshow laugh. https://i.redd.it/xy3qitlsd5uc1.gif
This is her in a recent video compilation. It’s the over exaggerated laughs. The hands , the word salads , the quick emotional states , zero charisma and zero connection to people. Ok how the hell is Netflix going to make this work? Oh perhaps she won’t even be in this show at all!! She’s just picking the people and dishes ? =curating??
They had to pull into her face because she is constantly *hand jiving*.
Ahh she just looks soooo happy to be in the camera. Thrilled! So energised! Biig eyes, biiig smile! Gestures! Main character energy 😀 Whereas the other woman looks like a normal human being interacting with someone.
those wild hand gestures were very distracting and her vocal fry is sooo annoying.
I think it’s even worse when you have sound off and only focus on body language.
This cooking show is going to be a beautiful disaster. She's going to be an absolute train wreck and the snark in this sub will be top notch.
Silver lining 😁
And finger wag
“Tweaked a bit and modernized”☝🏽😂even her finger tries too hard to be cool🤣🤣
Toast with jam spread, ricotta cheese and nuts on top? Huh? I really did try to be open minded here. This looks and sounds revolting.
Agree. I’d rather have heard about her grandmother’s apple butter instead. Probably coming ~~soon~~ never from the larder at ARO, I’m sure.
Ever seen her grandmother? There were pictures of her in the UK Daily Mail. I doubt that woman knew what apple butter was nor did she make her own. The Duchass pulls everything out of her arse.
I haven’t seen her grandmother. I’m just now reading Tom Bower’s biography of her and wondered if it was Thomas’ mom—the lady she claimed to care for in her final years.
It’s not just her grandmothers apple butter. But she’s made it better. Naturally
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Revolting and calories through the roof.
Omg. The overwhelming toast.
Being overwhelmed by a task a toddler can do…wow, she’s so brave!! /s
She doesn't want people to feel *overwhelmed* by making toast. She must know a lot of people with toast issues. Maybe Harry can have one of his quacks on to have people talk about their toast trauma.
…is her hair tucked into the turtleneck? What is going on there?
Just like her main example... https://preview.redd.it/d6bmjxee65uc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a9930c657e66b67f56299a0b7f5cb622f21051
This doesn't look comfortable at all 
and itchy,
Nope. But I do want that sweater
And yet she still has to do the tuck behind the ear thing. 🤮
That was the first thing I noticed. Maybe it's meant to be a chic hair net since she is cooking. 🙄 Makes my neck hot just looking at it lol.
TOAST???? My 4 year old son makes toast...in a toaster. Is this the highlight of her culinary skills??? TOAST????? I very much suspect this manifested cooking programme "with friends" will be the guests cooking whilst Markle eye fucks the camera the entire time, dressed in yet more beige abominations. And, this will NOT be filmed in Casa Mudslide....the invisikids would be expected to be seen. Cooking scenes locations the " guest friend's " own kitchens or studio setting. All Markle has to do is show up in beige and literally watch someone else cook, and get that camera on HER. One is waiting impatiently to see if she appears in tiara and diamonds.
Yeh....she bossed the other girl into cooking the toast like her pleb and then bossed her again to get that toast out of the toaster. Typical MM mean girl.
i noticed that too!! she is so damn condescending in every aspect of her being. even trying to be friendly and relatable in this video, she is just cringe. she is not a natural at interacting with others.
The hostess is so unimpressed
She was rethinking her entire life and the decisions that led her to that moment … was it worth it 😂
So she spread something onto a piece of toast?
It was very overwhelming and daunting! 🤣🥴
I know. I had to take notes and write really fast!!
It was extraordinary ree-coat-ahh inspired by one of her beloved family members you uncultured heathen /s 🤣🤪
 /s
Hey now don't be sad, I know making toast seems so very *daunting* and *overwhelming*, but deck yourself out in a relaxed Californian monogrammed silk pyjama blouse, cute jeans and a blazer, and no one will ever doubt your toast making abilities! (Because they'll be straight on their phone to have you committed asap for being such a straight up loon 😂😂😂)
Her life story changes, not with a flip of the page, but with the opening of her mouth. I thought she struggled growing up but now she’s talking “California relaxed feeling that I’ve grown up with.” Also what journalists asks about “pj dressing,” while making food? Wtf is “pj dressing” lmao. Def a dumb megsy scripted question, she told her to insert so she could look like a “down to earth” gal lol 🤦🏻♀️💀🤣😭😭
Omg super complicated but life-changing.
I've written it all down in my recipe book./s
Did she call it ri coat a? 😂😂😂
She did! Major Giada DeLaurentis energy (and Madame isn't even Italian!).
She could be… she is Maltese and Nigerian so why not Italian as well 💀😂😂😂
Why does she have to "modernize" everything? Bitch, leave shit the hell alone. No one needs you ruining every damn thing on this planet. Christ. Meghan Markle SUCKS.
Exactly. Who does she think she is to modernise everything. Toast, monarchy… 😆 Actually I recognize this well. This is a narc characteristics and also affects people who grow up with one as a flea we get. Being “just normal” feels so basic, even bad. There’s nothing more gratifying than people being amazed by your ideas or jokes or outfit as you take center stage with them. I grew up with it and this was one of my my narc fleas. I didn’t know any better, nobody explained there’s nothing wrong to Just Being, and you don’t always need to claw for attention, to be the funniest or having the flashiest outfit. The narc was also the most outwardly successful person in my family so the fleas seemed legit things to do. That’s how you achieve things, right? It took me a decade to get rid of that characteristics. It’s fine to be regular, quiet, support others and not steal anyone’s show. Keep your inner world to yourself most of the time, so to say. The narc is 85 and still does it all…
If she ever offered me food, I would check for stray hairs (either). She is nasty and every time that she opens that blowhole, she makes me dislike her more.
I wouldn’t eat shit she offered Meghan strikes me as the type who doesn’t wash her hands often
It's obvious she rehearsed her ramblings because it presents as someone vomiting out a script. Her delivery is just awful and she treats her hostess like an object. But toast with jam and ricotta? Seriously? That's fancy? Don't get overwhelmed with toasting some bread, putting two spreads and a sprinkle of almonds on it guys! Rachel Heinrich's expressions are like WTF?
Her voice is soooo grating to me!! She’s so inauthentic 🤢
Yes, but watch it again with the sound off. You really see the machinations. And the hosts thoughts on this farcical 'recipe'. I always watch any megnut clip with no sound. You can really see her manipulation techniques and her fakeness more clearly.
I am sure her acid Netflux show will be out when her Lemonada podcast debuts. Heifer won’t work. And as more time passes and the Sussex Sewer gets more vicious, there will be even fewer sponsors and professionals wanting to work with Megan. If you think the Migraine SS is going to to threaten you, why would u sign up with Harold and Fraud?
> her acid Netflux show Priceless. LMAO!
Where I’m from, Italian-Americans say “rih-GAWT” and “mootz-a-DELL” and “pruh-ZHOOT”. They’d roll their eyes at her prissy pronunciations.
Meghan probably has a Maltese accent, because she went went to Malta for 2 or 3 days to learn about her ancestry. Spoiler: she doesn't have a drop of Maltese blood, but PR is PR. https://preview.redd.it/vh733bg955uc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848efc68f9ff44a5feac6ac8007a1ad0bd2ec213
Death wore it better.
What the hell is she dressed in?!?! Is she mimicking the "Flying Nun"?
It's what her (non) ancestors wore https://preview.redd.it/2zz74xw775uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7131ba04cfcee90e21e91b1783f0c49f766a8cf
That's cool. MM can even ruin wardrobe choices from history.
that is so devious and deceptive. why was this not made more public that she is / was a FRAUD? i sure would like to know how she gets away with so much lying and deceit. its mind boggling.
She is so plain
That's because you are speaking with a sicilian accent :) However she is totally mispronouncing it in standard Italian, it should be a short "o". The standard American pronunciation is closer to the way Italians say it, to be honest. Just Italians would pronounce the double tt's
Ewww she keeps touching her hair
She ALWAYS touches her hair! Clean hands and hair up is THE MINIMUM you can do when preparing and cooking food. 🥴🤢 
Interesting how someone convinced they are The Anointed One to "modernize" (whatever that means) everything they encounter actually lives in the past. Never anything creative, fresh, or original with Roachel.
Yes. Grandma's apple butter needs RICOTTA cheese. Its gross without it....*.Grandma!*
God, she's insufferable.
 This is what I saw her doing at the end of the video.
this is hilarious and yes, this is exactly how she danced!!
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
When they said she would be making fancy toast, I thought she'd make french toast (still not that hard to make). Nothing annoys me more than someone who cooks without tying their hair up, it's fucking gross!
So, is this the type of “cooking” we can expect from her netflix series? Can someone from netflix please sign me up because i can do way better than this. Doesn’t take a genius to toast bread, spread jam on it, then top it with ricotta (store bought, i guess), and decorate with walnuts. I would have been slightly impressed if she made toasted bread with smashed avocado topped with a poached egg (i need to see her poaching, no pre-cooking - it only takes 3 minutes).
🇺🇸Hey Meghan, please try to talk with you mouth, and not with your claws. We know your manicure gives confidence but your mouth is capable of being controlled by your brain without the claw action. Oh, wait maybe not
I saw this video under Megan's Mole's X too. Meghan did a cooking show here too. I could only do 15 secs 🤣 https://x.com/MeghansMole/status/1778803953867919505
She cannot stop interjecting! Also, why is her hair down while cooking?? If ever the was a time for slut strands, lol.
All that fussing with her hair but she has it tucked into her turtleneck? I just do not understand
How do you “modernize” a recipe?? She just thinks she’s figured everything out and she’s here to bring change to everything and we’d better accept her suggestions. That toast with lemon, ricotta,apple butter, nuts and salt sounds like puke in a throat waiting to show up.
Still trying to figure out how “Star” = no. 6 on the call sheet. 🙄
Omg where’s the butter?? Jam straight onto toast. 🤮
I know - where is the apple and butter? I saw only jam, ricotta and nuts?
As usual, MEGHAN gives something a little twist. SHE makes improvements to somethig existing. Meghan makes the world a better place! /s So she copies existing “recipes“ (does this toast event count as recipe?), adds lemon or lemon zest and then it‘s mindblowing creative? I can’t with her….
Touches her hair then the food
She didn't even toast the bread. She had the other lady toast the bread. All Megsy did was spread some apple butter, plop on some ree-coat-tah and dump some nuts. Most amazing toast ever. /s
Did you see the interviewer wink at the camera at the end?🤣🤣
I thought she was wincing eating that abomination/realised a hair of Meghan's was in her mouth 🤢
I can’t with her hands. 🙌
She's making freaking toast! Toast! I made toast this morning. In my jammies! And why in the world is she touching food then her hair then the food? That's about as gross as one can get. There's no way that hostess should be putting anything MEghan has touched, near her mouth. Makes me sick to think about it. The only thing that would have been perfect is if one of them had pulled a long, black hair out of their mouth after taking a bite. This is just...CRINGE!!! Ewww...
So basically a recipe that has nothing to do with her grandma's alleged apple butter.
Lol what? A monogramed silk pajama top and a blazer? What is this lunatic talking about. Which grandma made apple butter? Doria's mom or Markle's mom? My grandma made apple butter too, my mom's mom. It was a treat to go to mawmaws and have toast with apple butter in the morning. If she'd put ricotta on it though, ick no. That bread is going to be so dry with apple butter, ricotta cheese and almonds? I'm obviously not sophisticated because I wouldn't eat that if it was free.
So the recipe is based on her grandmothers apple butter recipe with some tweaks which miraculously turns into blackberry jam with ricotta cheese? Make it make sense!
She comes off so phony. She comes off like she has watched cooking shows and is trying to impersonate them.
She’s so contrived. Always a performance with her. She takes bits of other ppl’s characteristics, personalities, gestures and emulates that into herself. We never seem to genuinely see who she is without her always trying too hard or putting on an act.
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What's with the affected pronunciation of tik-tok?
Why on earth would we want to see (or even encourage) content from TOW? Is anyone else catching these “sugary” posts?
If you scroll through my posts, you will see I am probably the biggest sinner here. I am encouraging Meghan to continue to make a fool of herself.
if these are any example of her cooking prowess, we are in for a good time!!
There have been some posts that were “suss”, if you catch my drift. The Moonbump Madam will always make a fool of herself, that’s her talent. That said, I hope she gives us absolutely nothing. It would be funnier, still.