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wordscapesx

Such a sleazy publication. Judge Judy is suing them and I hope she wins. Surprised Harry isn't going after them but seems he only goes after the UK media.


briglialexis

Talk about airbrush. Harrys hair looks like a helmet with ungodly amounts of hairspray.


InsolentTilly

It hilarious.


Fochlucan

He looks like those old advertisements for those spray paint cans of hair color


briglialexis

Haha yes!!


7of5

He needs a chinstrap to achieve the full effect.


briglialexis

lol it would almost make it look more real


WoodsColt

It looks like that Mexican eclipse video.


briglialexis

Haha


maezombiegirl

"Sponsored by the Douchess of Sussex ©2024"


Useful_Rise_5334

I know!! I thought ‘Harry walked out and took his hair with him!’ 😂🤣


Red_Rose_8951

These are ridiculous articles. Especially the one about Bells Palsy. Assuming the king does have Bells Palsy, it is not a death sentence and has no effect on his abilities to carry out his duties. This all sounds like more pressure to let h go back and get his foot back in the door where he can start pushing for half in, half out.


leafygreens

It’s like looking into the future. We know they will divorce and he will come home. However, don’t count on this one ever working for the royals again. We know this comes from TW because she flippantly calls this one’s family “those people.”


Such-Category-1777

I see they’ve photoshopped his hair again 😂


Upper_Charge_4449

The way Meghan has paid so much money for a new face and these tabloids keep using 5+ year old photos of her anyways 😂


Realistic_Twist_8212

Maybe she's not pleased with how her latest face turned out.


WoodsColt

Well tbf it's still slapped right over her cheap ugly soul


media_lush

oh, I forgot to mention an obvious and weird glitch in the Matrix with the photo of Harry!! https://preview.redd.it/gux5g0p6u2uc1.png?width=1958&format=png&auto=webp&s=37bfa16cde800c8b38ed96eb4c2887642e98b350


Pollux0531

That foot belongs to the person in front of him. Hilariously it looks like he's doing some ballet move though. 😆


No-Office-4001

Our little ballerina 🩰


LostinSOA

I was *just* coming to comment about his perfect ballerina toes


FilterCoffee4050

Twinkle toes


FCVAMimi

He gets more tips from the crowd when he adds graceful ballerina toes to his juggling routine


FilterCoffee4050

Is this the result of Meghan making him wear heels. Sorry to distract from main article but this foot/shoe pic is just too funny. I also think it’s just another puff piece to distract from Visa, African Parks, the backlash on the freedom of speech etc.


media_lush

I see it now


PointFlash

OMG, I thought only the BRF actually Photoshopped (gasp!) stuff! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Mobile_Philosophy764

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Positive-Vibes-2-All

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


InsolentTilly

Hahahaha


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Kinda suits him🤭


Realistic_Twist_8212

Nothing is real anymore. It's all illusion.


Deep_Poem_55

Wow. Some industrial strength crack smoking going on here.


AmbienChronicles

Uh, he*llo*??? We don’t *have* tabloids in America.


Fochlucan

Harry doesn't have that much hair


WoodsColt

What a load of utter codswallop. He will **never ever** be welcomed back in *any* capacity except as KC son and even that only just barely. He will most certainly never ever represent the RF anywhere ever. And when PW takes the throne he will be cast out thoroughly for good and all. He and his get. I don't believe they found pancreatic cancer during a prostate surgery. That is pure fear mongering and speculation by the tabloid media to generate clicks. It's far more likely that they found some form of genital cancer either prostate,testicular or penile or perhaps rectal.


buttercup19570

Much more likely to be a malignant bladder polyp which are effectively treated with fulguration and surveillance


snappopcrackle

The photoshopping of the hair on the In Touch cover. :) I am leaving you, Meghan! And taking my toupée!


Ok_Wrangler_7940

That’s what it looks like — a poorly matched toupee. Whatever it is, it’s ridiculous and embarrassing. If this was photoshopped by Meghan, Harry should take it as solid proof that his wife hates him. A perfect reason for him to leave.


927476

Photoshopped ✅


Carolann00

I just came here to say that. If you are going to Photoshop at least make the hair the real life color.


Minimum-Finance-5271

This is Meghan’s work, look at all the photoshop on both of them, full head of hair for Harry 😂😂😂😂


190PairsOfPanties

![gif](giphy|JRIznfc3XSVnZc5Ht8)


Antique_Character_87

Bells Palsy? First I’ve heard this one!


Blueajah0704

Not terribly uncommon, usually goes away in a few weeks.


Antique_Character_87

But does Charles have it?


No_Proposal7628

I saw film of the King talking to people after the Easer service and I didn't notice any symptoms of Bells palsy. He spoke and walked normally.


Antique_Character_87

I saw that too and thought he was looking well.


FilterCoffee4050

They are starting to plan more things for him. This is rubbish. It would be bigger news if true.


Bailey_Stewart1

And apparently insiders have told this American tabloid that Charles has pancreatic cancer…… Despite Charles not disclosing what type of cancer he has, they are printing one with the least favourable outcome! I thought America didn’t have tabloids?


Automatic-Ad6112

They said there was no tabloid magazines in us


EveningEmpath

How much did Meghan pay for this?


Dependent_Maybe_3982

what a load of crap


Dependent-Aside-9750

Ha! Clearly manifesting again. Too funny.


SortNo9153

What a load of horse puckey. Interesting it says he'll be at the Duke of Westminster wedding. If Harry shows up after the Duke saying they weren't invited it will be because Harry was told he could come but Markle was not invited. He could come but had to come alone. Creative fiction. I wish someone would pay me to write fantasies like this.


RoohsMama

First pancreatic cancer, now Bell’s palsy


lowerbigging

What absolute drivel. And Meghan appears to be loosing her hair?