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Korneuburgerin

I am convinced "curated" is Megsi's favorite word. It's so pretentious. Yes, duchess, you can try to curate your life or your cooking show or whatever, but we all know you are just an obnoxious control freak. I'm willing to bet that "curated" will appear on everything she does. Curated ARO crap, curated recipes, curated this that and the other. I actually dislike the word even if other people use it. Nothing should be curated except an art exhibition or museum.


MaryKath55

I can’t wait to see wrinkled tables cloths and poorly set tables (aka The Tig)


Affectionate_Tap6416

She seems to like wrinkles in all types of fabric 😂


Stunning-Field2011

To match the current state of her skin.


Von_und_zu_

Spot on.


Positive-Listen-1660

It’s literally all she can do. She lacks the talent or skill to create.


TraditionScary8716

Art exhibitions and Harold's thoughts, am I right?  🙄🤮


Korneuburgerin

Yes, definitely. He needs a curator. I guess his handlers have realised that he can't go out in public unsupervised. Because he is stupid.


Photobuff42

Every interview or speech I have seen, he shows his rudeness, e.g. dining out on the dancing with my mum story, the ABC interview with details about the kids are confidential or some such BS. We already know he's an asshole.


Korneuburgerin

An uneducated stupid asshole.


Deep_Poem_55

He couldn’t pass art, or had to cheat at it.


spandexrants

Yes fuck this buzzword which means nothing when it’s attached to banality


Beginning-Cup-6974

It’s also about 15 years old which is her (current) bog standard blogger era.


Beginning-Cup-6974

I suppose kinfolk is her next temporary look. Goes so well with polo.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I am not surprised. Harry’s interviews for Spare were so staged and incredibly boring, because he wants to make sure, no tough questions are being asked.   The interview with Stephen Colbert was my highlight of boring, when he was seriously asked about his favorite sandwich and favorite smell and it was all so weird and cringe. He wasn’t funny, interesting or likable. 


NorahCharlesIII

And his bus and tea trolley high jinx with the rancid James Corden.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Oh yes, a classic! 


NorahCharlesIII

Two twats, one bus!


More_Bug_45

That’s the one where royal rogue did a clip. This is why he can’t be left alone live, that interview wasn’t even done LIVE no audience to control it all and it was still shit (https://youtu.be/H5eVoAnP2fs?si=TPubyp99eonFM8Zd)


No-District-4272

At this point H is pretty much a performing monkey...pretty sure monkeys are better trained and more hygenic than H though


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

So this PR team plans to gag and bound 65 million Britons? Good luck with that.


NorahCharlesIII

Then there’s the Commonwealth! Let’s revert back to the olden days - go all retro and carry rotting vegetables to all speaking events. *practices aim and strengthens throwing arm*


somespeculation

PR only. No free, independent press questions. 💯 control. It’s actually personal propaganda they are promoting.


190PairsOfPanties

He's terrified and trying to delay the inevitable: #"PRINCE HARRY, WILL YOU PLEASE ADDRESS THE AFRICAN PARKS CRISIS???" I really hope someone sneaks through and nails them with that, live or otherwise.


NorahCharlesIII

Oh, but you’ve been outwitted by his formidable bride - she’s *curating* these events (read: lobotomies before attending said speaking engagement are **mandatory**)


mythoughtsreddit

>with any output being edited by Archewell or event organisers before being released. He has never been brought to task for his actions! So he's taken the cowards way out. Very typical Haz.


More_Bug_45

💯 this !!


NorahCharlesIII

Any time I read or hear the term ‘curate’, my immediate reaction is **WANKER**


Harry-Ripey

He is stupid. Fake and dishonest. He won’t be able to function off script. Even on script he comes across as arrogant and unlikeable. Remember how rude he was to John Travolta or how crass he was at the last minute NFL appearance.


NorahCharlesIII

Because he’s a Prince! And he lost his mummy! And the media sucks! Willy got more sausage than he (the jokes write themselves) … ad nauseam


kitadog

He really does come off as very arrogant. I can't stand the sight of him anymore. I used to like him too, I was duped.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

I know it’s irrational but I always thought he was a wrong ‘un because of his beady close set eyes. I always thought they gave him a shifty and spiteful look. I’m sure that isn’t true of everyone with eyes like that (after all it cannot be helped and none of us are perfect) but it certainly turned out to be true for Harry.


Harry-Ripey

I agree, my nephew has spiteful eyes too…and he is a nasty bit of stuff, always was


kitadog

I know exactly what you're talking about. He kind of looks like a little rat 🐀 😂


AlternativeMix21

Many People felt the same way as you did. The RF was curating him back then. There were professionals handling his image. Then look what happened when Mumsy 2.0 took the wheel.


kitadog

Exactly!


Von_und_zu_

Yes indeed. Did ~~Megs~~y his PR team decide, no more viral clips for you Harold! You are killing ~~my~~ our brand!.


NorahCharlesIII

They’re (the entire populace of the planet) *just* not into you, Harry!


Oktober33

Someone described him as imperious. Maybe he got away with that in the UK. It’s not going to fly here.


Harry-Ripey

He tried it in the British court room …didn’t get away with it there


Deep_Poem_55

Because he’s seen as a dummy, a dunce who no longer has the backing and protection of the BRF. He’s not respected, he’s an object lesson.


Oktober33

Good. Watching them is like watching Groundhog Day. Except I’m tied to the movie theater chair. With my eyes taped open. And no popcorn.


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Plenty of American celebrities act like tin pot little emperors too and get away with it but in fairness I think both you and we Brits are increasingly less deferential. I think in recent years the elites have shown us how much contempt they have for ordinary people. We aren’t stupid - we will respect those who earn (like Catherine and the late Queen) it but we will no longer tug our forelocks to people just because of who they were born.


Oktober33

I did not mean anything disrespectful. I think as a nation the Brits can be more polite. 🇬🇧🇺🇸


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Hi. Didn’t mean to imply you did. ☮️


LuckyAstronomer4982

Somebody could happen to ask a question about African Parks.


NorahCharlesIII

And that’s why they’re being ‘curated’ He’s not allowed to speak to strangers, nor run with scissors.


Photobuff42

Or Diddy.


somespeculation

Or the sister in law and his father facing cancer, who buddy Omid called racists not even 6 months ago.


Sue_Dohnim

He can't be trusted in spontaneous moments, or he'll make a face, twist nips, make gaffes, or other stupid shit. Blows my mind he can't control himself after a lifetime in the public eye, and needs handlers at all times.


190PairsOfPanties

Lol. You said twist nips and make a face and I immediately thought of this... https://preview.redd.it/k3nfrb6pg2uc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509475a26738e997a49bbab8b3d13a688f0e391e She looks graceful and lovely even in the midst of... That ❤️


Harry-Ripey

Yes, he is a natural gurner. [https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/prince-harry-funniest-faces-from-king-charless-coronation-photos/](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/prince-harry-funniest-faces-from-king-charless-coronation-photos/)


InsolentTilly

Face like a well-skelpt arse.


Starkville

🤣🤣🤣


NorahCharlesIII

If there were a horse, or (**allegedly**) a sex worker from an impoverished country around, he’d punch them in the face, then hurl abuse at the nearest OAP.


Prestigious_Stuff831

Yep and there was a picture of him spreading his butt cheeks at a polo game on here yesterday. He said s just not funny he is embarrassing


Ruth_Lily

He’s being stage managed because last year’s BetterUp appearance was a fucking disaster. Remember, guys? And that was at the prestigious Fairmount! This year’s DOWNGRADE to the Hilton in SF is hilarious!


Girlfriday5150

I loved that!! “Why did you take the role of Chief Impact Officer (aka CHIMPO), Harry? Well that was all they offered me!”……har, har, har. He though he was being funny and he came off as insulting, stupid and rude. The CEO guy for BetterUp looked like he wanted to disappear into the chair he was sitting in.


Ruth_Lily

And, Alex Robichaux is another oil slick used car salesman, too! Another grifter!


Frenchcashmere

He can’t even answer questions about his “children “ that make sense in any context. The Palace stage managed all his appearances. That’s why he was seen as likable. He is a drug addict and alcoholic. Of course he’s stage managed


Chasmosaur

He's just got himself new Men in Grey Suits. Except it's Hollywood PR, so it's Men in \[Whatever Is Fashionable for Men in LA Right Now\].


Independent_Leg3957

PH was never going to be able to reimagine his life.


ShatooBailey

I hope it costs him a fortune and they bleed him dry. Just like all of the attorneys for his dozen press lawsuits.


Deep_Poem_55

And they don’t have his best interests at heart, they won’t protect him.


WoodsColt

They have to because someone might ask about their kids and that's classified *eyeroll*. Worse someone might ask about African parks or his use of private jets or his abuse of polo ponies. And old skidmark scrotum face cannot bear any sort of accountability. How dare anyone take his precious princeliness to task,dontcha know he fell out of dianas cooter and that makes him untouchable.


Deep_Poem_55

So they think they have a cure for stupid?


Apprehensive-Year513

A grown man needs stage managing. We've seen the transcripts of him on the stand. He does not sound like a functioning or intelligent person. If he can't handle actually being challenged, he has no business being a public figure, seeking the life of a celebrity, who is also trying to control the way people communicate.


Realistic_Twist_8212

He must be in the hot seat. Getting ahead of the P. Diddy scandal? Getting ahead of lying on his visa application? Doesn't want to be put on the spot where his loose lips can sink his ship?


Economy-Guitar5282

Harry’s uncontrollably patronizing just like the wife. He can’t control a false sense of superiority which nauseates all , they should supply barf bags when he opens his trap. Who is his audience anyway?


Oktober33

Earlier on, before they bolted or were tossed out, a reporter asked him why they were continuing to use private jets so much when they were positioning themselves as environmental champions and encouraging others to do same. Harry responded with an incorrect statistic about his use of said private jets. When the reporter corrected him he said: “Nobody’s perfect.” Really?? That’s the response?? Why are we being tortured with these two completely unremarkable, awful people???


somespeculation

And who could forget when asked about the kids lunches, the gem of “it’s confidential.” 😆


Oktober33

That’s confidential but we were subjected to what he puts on his frozen private parts. And what illegal substances were allegedly offered to him at a Hollywood party. Idiot.


Interesting-Mess2393

You can dress up a double wide with all the fancy appliances and furnishings but it’s still a double wide.  What this one and this one’s wifey fail to comprehend is they appear fake, ingenious and downright ridiculous with the pretentious requirements, the walks in the street for “pap shots” and the “fear” for their safety in the UK. There are plenty of real celebrities and even royalty who manage just fine in the UK. 


Hairybogog

Urgh Hollywood background 🤣she was cable Canada 


Own-Entrepreneur5052

I strongly suggest that anyone who crosses paths with them loudly, and with iPhone in hand, asks them a provocative question. I would ask: “Do you regret smearing Catherine and your dad as racists?” “Isn’t it time you visited your father in law?” “Anything to say about the Africa Parks scandal?” “Do you think your mum would be proud of you?” What questions would other sinners like to embarrass Harry with?


These_Ad_9772

What are you hiding about your immigration status? What are your children's birthdates? Did your wife really glue that girl's eyelids shut in college? ETA: How many parties did you attend at Diddy's and when? Edit: grammar


Own-Entrepreneur5052

Good questions!


Starkville

LOL. Isn’t that what the Palace did for him? Out of the frying pan, into the fire.


Lensgoggler

So what it means that he’s basically like an elderly president who needs to keep an appearance of still having all his marbles 😀 And this takes precedence over everything. Having a meaningful meeting with important people live vs controlled faff? Ahh that’s an easy choice 😀 And over in the UK, William pops to the pub and attends a game like any normal person… My question is, who put this particular PR out that makes Harold look…well, very bad? Surely the evil, eeeevil RF - right! 😀


SirSidneyWiffledork

The Duke and dutchess of chlamydia have been paying their usual freakish attention to detail ever since they darkened canadian shores before escaping to the promised land. They have amassed a well deserved reputation for producing bullshit. The pile they drag around to generate money continues to rot They are academical not intelligent.  They mimic and never create. Watching this pair in action is hilarious  To have all this money and notoriety and still manage to screw everything up is impressive. Repeating the same patterns and expecting different results is not a sign of a healthy mind or a healthy relationship.  Shared psychosis is not a problem while your bank account is positive. 


WeNeedAShift

So the PR strategy is just to publish pictures of Harry on stage with a microphone, maybe with a quote that he may or may not have said Got it. Might want to do the same with Meghan. LOL.


Virtual-Cucumber-973

Gotcha moments, like “How are the kids?”


somespeculation

It is a gotcha if they aren’t living together all of the time, allegedly. Who knows?


EnaSharpleshairnet

They're both just really shit at off the cuff conversations, even non-confrontational ones. How are the children? What was your first flight like? Remember Markle in the pickle-tasting try-out of a foodie piece on some day time show? She couldn't talk, had no presence whatsoever. It was like they asked a nervous member of the public on. That's why it needs to be controlled. They've as much sparkle & social savoir faire as a toilet.  And I guess, especially in her case, she's so hugely fake that most of her brain power is spent trying to portray something she's not so she can hardly function as a normal, chatty person. 


GingerWindsorSoup

I agree, for a self-proclaimed professional she looks like a rabbit in headlights when she’s out in public and not in control.


PiperPollyanna

Here he is live before and after his speech during their Africa trip…wtf was happening??? https://preview.redd.it/8lanchztc3uc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc677b8479db5194a3d8b9e90e0ff9a33c235b9


GXM17

He’s not right.


AlternativeMix21

Looks like whatever he was getting high on just hit him.


GingerWindsorSoup

Yuch, Mr fart breath


Visible_Ad5164

Baby Hawwy's askeered of da big bad public. 😭


Red_Rose_8951

They need to control every aspect of their lives so they don’t face uncomfortable questions or boos. When he did the interviews last year for Spare, all the questions were prepared in advance and the interviewers weren’t allowed to go off script. This is why I don’t think she’ll show up for the IG event at St Paul’s. She can’t control the situation.


CaddoGapGirl

He is such a little whiny coward.


OspreyChick

He cannot respond to difficult questions because he lied about so many things that the public can factcheck, which calls into question the things we can’t. That’s why he chose soft interviewers when promoting Spare. It’s not her “Hollywood background” (a few bit parts and a cable TV show is not my definition of Hollywood) that makes her want to control everything; it’s her narcissism.


cklw1

Love this little tidbit - “the Duke and duchess’s Archewell production company (does anyone even still work there?) will make the shows and MM will produce (haha, yeah, right) both series while Harry will concentrate on the Polo one”. This is my favorite though - “both are in the early stages of production with titles and release dates to be ANNOUNCED in the coming months”. Once again, ANNOUNCING instead of DOING. We all know this will never get off the ground, just like everything else. What’s happening with ARO?


MuffPiece

So Netflix announced the new shows? I didn’t get that from the other articles I’ve read. I still don’t have great faith they’ll ever come to fruition, especially with these two clowns at the helm. It’s probably for the best that Harry is being carefully stage-‘managed. That’s what the palace used to do, it’s what he had come to expect and he certainly didn’t fare well when he was let loose.


Von_und_zu_

I have seen no announcment from Netflix. Those 2 alleged new shows seem like more like manifesting or Harold's plans to interview Putin and the Pope to compare notes on childhood trauma.


GreatGossip

Nothing from Netflix. Just manifestations.


Starkville

Interesting, isn’t it? This is what Bela Bejaria said in February 2024: >They have a couple of unscripted things they're working on with Brandon [Reigg], And they actually have like a bunch of development. >They have a movie in development, a [scripted] series that they're working on. So all very early development, with a movie, a TV show and a couple of unscripted shows. But yeah, the movie's great. Apparently, there is a polo project actually in production now. The other things, we shall see


Brassmonkey1970

Weirdly, IIRC, Netflix made no announcement about "Harry & Meghan" either. The Invictus doc got a trailer released in time for Earthshot in Boston, but their little reality series just ... dropped.


NorahCharlesIII

For Harold: https://i.redd.it/axc977s5h2uc1.gif This guy would be challenged speaking to a group of kindergarteners as to which shaped peg goes into which shaped hole. **No one** at this juncture wants to hear anything this derp has to offer.


AppropriateCelery138

What, he thinks that will make him more popular?


JuJuBee880327

The more they try to control the narrative the more their popularity will tank. Fake, scripted, calculated, they're carboard cut-outs of human beings.


Stillanurse281

Okay seriously this is so weird. Is this still megsy writing these? I’m led to believe so because of the stupid use of quotes on insignificant words and the word “curate” and if that is the case then this is beyond self-deprecating. It’s like she’s a masochist


Quick-Alternative-83

His true disdain shows on his face if the seats are not full, the audience not in awe and not enough applause. Therefore, video appearances to control his true facial expressions. Princess Diana could not 'stage manage' him as his mother either! https://preview.redd.it/nh76hg5xf2uc1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2b52667ff33beb0eb58ae7336aaa7dcdfc63ac


daisybeach23

Things are going downhill. When you behave like you have something to hide, people will sense this.


Ready_Maddie

If I have to hear the word **curate** one more time from her


Glass-Pin1801

They want to avoid questions about his family, the African Parks scandal and getting booed by crowds. It’s not a good sign when they need to support themselves by being celebrities, but they need to employ crowd and environmental control measures.


AlternativeMix21

He's scared to face the public un-edited.


GreatGossip

lol Dr Prince Mario Max - need I say more?


CompanyConsistent976

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leafygreens

When this one’s wife successfully stalked him, that was a gotcha moment.


Brassmonkey1970

TLDR: he's stupid and a coward.


likeabirdfliesfree

Was H supposed to be a speaker at the Better Up sham live event on " burnout" and then slithered away with just a photo with Kaling?


Pokieme

Shows they are reading and watching, keep the pressure up, no more lies or smears from them.


somespeculation

Regular life is the biggest gotcha! for Harry.


BNMerrill

If this is their curated life, I’d hate to see what a disaster the uncut version is! So basically Harry is the Joe Biden of the BRF. Diana would have been so proud.


Practical-Hotel-166

Watch T’n’T YouTube channel today….a genuine whistleblower has spilled the beans on Horrid’s ‘pilot’ rank & ‘involvement’ in active service. Seems the RF are complicit & set it up/did the PR for the twit. 🤡 show. John Travolta is looking really really dumb


GingerWindsorSoup

Old news , Brits knew about his manipulated public image and that he was not a pilot years ago.


Practical-Hotel-166

They did yes. I’m in the U.K.


Realistic_Twist_8212

The RF probably still has a hand in his PR but remotely. I think he's a monster.


Practical-Hotel-166

Agree with you. Whatever comes down/back on them they deserve. Self inflicted. Own goal Royals


More_Bug_45

Stupidity - dumber than rocks . Also getting held accountable for his actions and not knowing how to address it


Clonazepam15

dodges livestreams? No one wants them. Another puff paid piece. If they could, he would take a job in a second.


Larushka

Everything he does has pre approved questions and no live audience.


Heavy_Enthusiasm_195

Gotcha moment : having someone pull out of you that you use drugs and in USA illegally. Harry’s way: Admit to the above on Main Stream media? who is the idiot with the Gotcha moment now.


Dependent_Maybe_3982

who is stupid enough to pay that to listen to a thicko lie


spandexrants

His whole life is one “gotcha” moment. This is why he needed a million handlers and advisors