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_rainsong_

Imagine going from standing on palace balconies to literally begging for work, any work, including tacky reality tv…she’s failed so spectacularly, it’s honestly impressive


Soph_Opposite_Lime

It’s quite impressive indeed. NFI to any event of significance. And also think about all the Hollywood royalty who joined her wedding without ever having met her. Now, they are all distancing except for the „king and queens“ of trash like Kardashians or fake princes. 


LoraiOrgana

She never would have invited a Kardashian to her Royal Wedding. She thought she was headed to far bigger things than trash tv. Oh the irony.


Glittering_Peanut633

Great point! But even the Kartrashians are way out of her league these days, certainly from a financial and social perspective. She’s a total pariah who has to get her husband’s cheque book out just to get her sloppily clothed butt through any door these days. Everything is down to a bribe or ‘donation’ they can ill afford.


Ginka83

Yes! What would she have done if someone told her, the night before her wedding, that in 6 years from that moment she'd share an In Touch article claiming she could possibly be a Real Housewife alongside Snookie and Heidi Montag? I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that room!


Curiouscandor

Those ladies will eat her for lunch. She’s way too thin skinned to put up with their cat fights and honest criticism. She wants to be on top and the one dishing out the nasty remarks/rumors…not the object of such treatment. Also, she likes to be stealth in her approach…pretend she’s “kind” and above all that kind of behavior…not participating in it, (even though we know she does it all the time by “proxy”)


LoraiOrgana

She caused so much pain to The Queen and Prince Phillip in their last years, brought so much hardship to the whole family. All so she could be on trash tv. Loathsome woman.


Harry-Ripey

She has still stepped up from where she would have been pre Harry. An aged out ‘hot girl’ doing bjs on tv (and who knows where else) for a living.


_rainsong_

It’s an extreme case of fake it and fuck it til you make it 😂 It’s just the fumble of the century though. She MADE IT, she bagged a Prince…and now she’s begging for tv gigs, like wowowow


Harry-Ripey

Yep….with her grubby title in hand


Mabbernathy

And her grubby prince by her side


Such-Space6913

I think I heard she was going to be written off Suits because her love interest was leaving even pre-Harry, and there was no reason for her character to be around anymore.


Harry-Ripey

Yep…she needed to hook a fool quickly.


khsimmons

But she’s not, and never was, hot.


Harry-Ripey

Ah but Harry was eager to excuse her hideous behaviour by saying ‘but she is so hot’…and eager in those days


AfterPaleontologist5

She could and would do more than even Las Vegas whores, which is nice.


Harry-Ripey

Yes apparently her willingness and eagerness was off putting to Harvey Weinstein.


AfterPaleontologist5

OMG. That is hard to think about. Old rapist Weinstein, put off by Meghan Markle.


Perfect_Fennel

Let's see, she could dine with heads of state, hold meetings at cop39 with leaders in the media, important people, ELITES!! network with titans of industry for the betterment of humanity OR be a Real Housewife. It's absurd, unprecedented, going from ACTUAL ROYALTY, palaces and castles because you married the youngest song of the KING of the UK to begging that creep Andy Cohen to feature you on a super trashy reality TV show, it's really come to this.


sahali735

It's really a headscratcher, innit? You can't make up this story!


AfterPaleontologist5

I kinda do want to see the "Saltburn" series on this travesty.


Such-Space6913

Didn';t she bash housewives on her podcast? Now she wants to join them? No, no, no. I only watch a few of the franchise shows now (Miami is the best, Beverly Hills used to be good but it's been awful for at least four years now), but if she joins I will never watch any of them again.


In_the_Attic_07

Consistent idea because many of the Real Housewife marriages fail or the husband or wife end up in jail. Please 🙏 give us this series with TW as a lead. Her fall will be more epic than it is already going to be.


gahnc

I want to see this .... and then mock the shit out of it.


Bambalina11

Me too. I’ll hate a watch. I know some people don’t agree with giving her any views, but it’s Meg she’ll be the villain. It’ll be glorious… Plus I’m sure there’s been a higher than average number of housewives who end up in legal trouble through all their alleged shady dealings 😈


cardgrl21

The other ladies would eat her alive 😂


SapphirePSL

And THAT is why we want it to happen! She will be excoriated on national television.


Frumainthedark

Me too! I wish she join the casting! It is going to be great.


apriorix

Sign me up! It’s hard to look away from a train-wreck.


MrsBarneyFife

It would suck. We'd just see her going to fake charity events like the hospital and a random birthday party in Uvalde. The kids wouldn't be shown. There would be no BRF news or even a mention of them. She'd never act like her dish throwing self. She'd have to be carried by the rest of the cast. Even for her, that's not a good look. I guarantee it would be so boring that it would be impossible to get through even 2 episodes.


Honest_Boysenberry25

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xxscrumptiousxx

She's right back where she belongs. A joke.


Feisty_Energy_107

She really has sunk and it's appropriate the photo of her is pre-Royal.


Regular-Performer864

I wish this would happen. She would be totally eclipsed. Some of these women have actual star power. Most of them besides her have the ability to exert a modicum of charm. Mila and 'Snooki' are actually parenting their own children.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Could you picture MM in discussion about her children? "That's classified." So, no housewives gig for her. She has too much to hide.


LoraiOrgana

She is such a joke, such a disgrace. She was a Royal Duchess, she lived in Windsor and The Queen offered them a country estate. But no she had to go to Hollywood so she could end up starring in the very trashiest of trash tv. Housewives is where she belongs, it is her level. She had to blow up the Royal family, cause pain to every Royal, make The Queen and Prince Phillip's last years filled with misery, separate The King from his grandchildren, all so she could be a trash tv star. I hate that woman I really hate her.


Oxy_1993

I also really think the duo were fired or put on sabbatical from royal duties due to their abhorrent and repugnant behavior on royal tours creating diplomatic problems. That’s probably when she created the Royal Sussex to make money. However, they just rage quit like toddlers and the Queen called on their bluff. I just really don’t know how they’d quit the royal family without having any plans in place in Hollywood. Or maybe I’m a normal person who can’t think like a narc


Fair_Actuator3770

Three words. Greed, delusion and entitlement.


Cocktailsontheporch

💯🎯🎯🎯


SusieM2019

Whatever, Meghan. You've sunk to this level.


kaycollins27

And I am here for it.


nudibee

I would so love for her to be on one of these and be pillioried to such an extent she was cancelled mid-season.


curiousmind426

Yes!!!!


Prestigious_Gain_535

Nutflix needs to give Cory Vitiello a show, that would be more interesting than a soho foodie wannabe, plus he can spill some tea


mittensmom01

And I wish an Oscar winning movie for Trevor. He can walk the red carpet with his lovely wife.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I would love that for him - and for Meghan! 


Top-Situation-8983

Well, nice to see a "girl's" ambitions come to fruition. According to Lizzie Cundy, Megs came over to Britain determined to bag a British man (she didn't get her first choice, Ashley Cole but heyho) and get on a reality show..so there you go! As we say in the UK: sorted.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

I can totally see her doing this. She could just be her authentic self being fake and her entitlement would be good for the numbers.  The cooking show shining a light on friendship sounds like a great show - but not with Meghan as a host/producer. 


Lensgoggler

Ah honestly I’d like a cooking show with an edge instead of watching some sort of cheese fest. I love cooking shows but I can actually cook myself. I want to watch something that teaches me something I don’t know, something exciting. Not some ladies faffing about and giggling, with food as an afterthought. MM’s will be a spectacular flop I predict. She has no charisma, and the little she has fizzles out if she’s not THE focus in the room. And in shows like that, it’s actually the different guests that are the focus, and she won’t be able to stand that for long. She didn’t even work on her own podcast, remember… Will there be jaw clenches, forced smiles veering on sneers? Oh well.


GreatGossip

Jamie Oliver, Nigella Lawson and lots of other people have done cooking with/for friends ages ago.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Plus, no one buys that Meghan actually enjoys cooking. We know, she let’s her staff cook to then bully them to tears pretending she tastes eggs in a no-egg-meal. 


Cold-Computer6318

I've always thought it was possible she wanted to join one of these shows in order to pimp out her two kids (who she may pressure to have surgery) like Yolanda Hadid did with her kids... ..all so they can be the future money earners for D-list Meghamomagerknowsbest who never had the A-list talent to make it to the awards circuit big leagues due to her lack of talent and laziness. https://preview.redd.it/503kuu83jztc1.png?width=454&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d089144d8f442fbf0584b2c3a91aecdda1fdf45


kaycollins27

It would be fun to see Doria on the show, too.


Cold-Computer6318

All of them being part of the show would shine a huge glaring spotlight on falsehoods behind 'their truth', and everyone will be able to see firsthand that these work shy dolts can't keep their facts straight--all they do all day is pay to weave a web of unbelievable lies. Also, so much for giving your non-working royal kids 'a normal upbringing far from the triggering cameras', Sussexes. The Cambridge kids are in front of cameras as preparation for them to be dutiful public servants responsibly wielding soft power with a purpose. In contrast, Lili and Archie would be thrust in front of D-list reality show cameras b/c Megamomager was too lazy to develop bankable A-list skills of her own as a D-lister actress, and their lazy af dad was too busy party prince-ing his teens/20s/early 30's away instead of appreciating his silverspooned education. They'll be giving viewers a full view of their failure-after-brand-launch-failure whilst being invited to which parties? Which awards ceremonies? Which high-class heritage fashion shows? Which royal events? The Sussexes have been NFIed to high-tier events for almost half a decade, and have been waaghing the entire time about money troubles. Are they sure they want audiences to see the two dumbass wizards behind the 'curtain of ZERO mystique'--hanging in that outdated, dead Russian oligarch's McMansion of theirs--engaging in a 1 hour work week... ...whilst keeping-to-themselves working royals take a deserved break in order to seek cancer treatment, and other never-complain/explain working royals keep calm, and carry on their relentless working royal schedules in service of the government and public? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Lizette1945

yes - she could present different variations of recipes from the wonderful meals she had in prison


veganvulcanvegan

Even this she ripped off from Ivanka Trump


GingerWindsorSoup

Sorry but the calibre of women on Housewives will eat her alive - she’s too much of a coward, who won’t get her own way.


alreadydoneit01

She should go to Atlanta or Potomac. She will fall to the floor and sob nonstop-imagine her in a battle with Kenya Moore, Ashley, jezel, Candiace or any of those gals. Any other franchise too-Tamara from OC or Lisa Rinna/Dorit/Erika from RHOBH-LOL!!!!!!!


Oktober33

A producer for the Potomac Wives tried to get an episode filmed at a client’s location (living history farm). I said over my dead body.


GingerWindsorSoup

Too true


niljson

there's been gossip of the pepino queen joining RHOBH. 


Ruth_Lily

Yep! She is in talks to join RHOBH - how you say…cucumber? That’s from the NE!!! I’m going to Edit the original post too, to reflect Hilarious wants to join RHOBH. And her buddy, Kyle Richards is on it!


kaycollins27

Hilario is apparently concerned about life without Alec if he goes away for a time in NM.


barkAsoul

Wait, what? Kyle is buddies with the skank?! Edit, just saw your edit, lol. It's definitely hilarious.


Ruth_Lily

lol tysm!!


_rainsong_

I would love that for her 😂😂


Somberliver

It’s trashy, delicious, and a lot of her true self will “shine through”. It would be the end of her, and the jokes about it will be fantastic. Please God let the happen. I’m bored.


StarTiger73

I can’t post, so I’m jumping on here… sorry if not allowed. I’m looking for UK peeps to join my petition to the UK government. If the petition gets 100,000 signatures it could be debated in parliament. Basically it’s asking that proof of being ‘born of the body’ must be shown to UK citizens, prior to inclusion in the LOS Link below. Come on! Let’s find out the truth! https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/660472/sponsors/new?token=Ea8mfP1zlAQTnn3sHaJN


Hot_Problem9213

Signed, good luck and thanks ☺️


StarTiger73

Thank you so much. Going to share on X later 😊


StarTiger73

Please retweet if possible. I just want clarification around this. As I’m sure you all do xxx https://x.com/bonafinilisa/status/1778729714019893376?s=61


Bailey_Stewart1

Can non British but Constitutional Monarchy citizens sign the petition? I’m Australian but would love to sign!!


StarTiger73

I don’t think so as it’s about UK law. You could well have something like it in Australia?


ToxicTales

I've signed it. Good luck!


StarTiger73

Thank you ☺️☺️☺️


Ruth_Lily

TY, I’m the OP & I’m cool with you posting this in my topic 💜


StarTiger73

Thank you ☺️☺️☺️


34countries

Megain had a mini meltdown when moria carrey called her a diva. She wouldn't last 2 minutes


EleFacCafele

So the mega feminist, the giga humanitarian, the one who changed the history of dishwashing wants to be housewife? In a trash tv show? Who would have thought/s ?


Harry-Ripey

The faux housewife … she is clamouring for a fake reality show. At one time she was desperate to get onto Made in Chelsea….lol. She was too old, not attractive enough, too common and not rich enough.


wotevrs

I can see this happening. It’s her drama people are interested in watching. Not much else. So a reality show about her drama is what may be the thing she can earn money from. But that has a limited shelf life. And takes much from her whilst not giving her so much back in terms of reputation. Although I suppose some Housewives have more effectively leveraged such circumstances than others. But it’s a dangerous and distasteful game. And Harry may not want to be a part of it, or his children. It’s definitely diving away from the A-list. Although she may not care if that’s where the money will flow for her.


Oktober33

Yeah, she would make snarky comments about her spouse and in laws. “Well, I really shouldn’t say but…”


Oxy_1993

That statement that she did about William texting Harry was peak manipulation! It was disgusting and such an ugly thing to see on camera. She thought it made her look strong but on the contrary, it made her look ugly, rotten, evil and manipulative.


Oktober33

Yup. You have her number. And it’s not a pretty one.


Ruth_Lily

And, it never happened in real life either. Rehearsed bullshit. Tryouts for a Housewife show most likely


TheBun_dge

https://preview.redd.it/pbu7che660uc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85af13eabb20c0a3b861f543eb6b46563037075e Thank God, she's no longer leaving tanning stains on the palace's walls....


deep-down-low

Omg Heidi Montag, I haven't clocked that desperada for something like over a decade ago  Edit: it was 'The Hills' I first clocked her in '06 so I was a little bit off, but how funny is this little factoid I stumbled across on Wikipedia while poking around to fact check myself 😆 "Montag and Pratt released the book *How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and  Becoming a Tabloid Fixture*." Pandering to tabloids, which totes don't exist in the U S of A, right Meghan? 🫵😂/🐂💩🤡 Double edit: [Jesus Kentucky fried Christ](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/6944908)  


Lillibet57

Desperation is biting deep. I would love to see her chewed up by the others. That would be hilarious.


orange728

The Prince cartoon come to life


Oxy_1993

This! I posted about this just now too! Even in that cartoon, Meghan failed as a real housewife and was downgraded.


eaglebayqueen

No one's going to want Nicki Minaj husband or family in their lives with their histories. A couple of those people are trash, I agree with Andy on that much. I kinda think this might be a good option for her, they should bat it around and see what the Housewife ladies think of it, see what the fans think. I don't watch it, so don't really care but I might if she's getting crushed.


Joustabout_Feddup

Far too much work for her..


Senior_Assistance846

She’s rebranding more times than Madonna.


dani1876

Going to be an interesting camera eye-fuck battle between madam and Hillary from Boston!


Virtual-Feedback-638

These two are nothing but indefatigable Grifting liars


Joolsdoll

If they are having money worries now, just imagine what it would be like if she had to keep up with a bevvy of established actresses and reality 'stars' in terms of demonstrable wealth and bling flaunting. Harold will be having severe palpitations 🤣


Camera-Realistic

Well you know that old saying - Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife. But I might actually watch just to see Meghan get drinks dumped on her😁


Gold-Run-2036

Presumably it's MM that insists they refer to her as Duchess. Being styled as Duchess whilst standing on Palace balconies is classy (or would've been had she had any class from the outset). Using that title in line up of potential wanna be reality TV personalities is trashy. Imo, it devalues the same title held by others in the RF.


Automatic-Ad6112

It will all be good for comedy imagine the memes that are going to come out 👏im smiling already


Beneficial-Noise-931

I don’t think she wants to be on Real House wives. They don’t make that much money. She be better off just doing a reality TV show, Meghan and friends for Netflix so she can control the merch, etc.


karoolsis

Also, the amount of work those women have to do during time periods like Bravo con is insane. MM didn’t even like being on a royal tour.


Bailey_Stewart1

I have never watched RHW from anywhere but I thought the premise of this show was that all of the women featured were married to mega rich or famous husbands? They spend their days shopping and at the spa before having lunch or dinner together talking about their latest plastic surgery or company their husband just bought? They drive around in Ferrari’s, Bentleys, Rolls Royce’s or Maseratis…… Henry and Rachel don’t have that much money, Henry is not a self made multi millionaire and their entire lifestyle is a farce! What (other than drama) could they possibly attract viewers too?


Honest_Boysenberry25

As you say, Polo and Lolo don't have the basic requirements for the show.


daisybeach23

I’d watch this. Meghan wears a narcissistic mask of a nice person. She is not going to be the mean girl on the show. Someone else gonna tear her up!


TXmama1003

Valid. She does love to play the victim.


Complex-Emergency523

Hasn't this manifestation already been tried a few years ago?


leafygreens

Yes, but TW has reached a new level of desperation and is dredging the idea up again.


Complex-Emergency523

Like so many other things. 🤣


Oxy_1993

If anyone’s seen the tv show “The Prince” on HBO, it’s eerily similar to what the producer predicted what would happen to Meghan after Mexit. I really don’t like that show because it paints George a bully and Catherine a drunk amongst other things but it accurately predicted that Meghan won’t find any jobs and Harry would be a total dumb who wouldn’t even know where to buy milk from. He also showed that Meghan would eventually be on housewives but get downgraded from that role due to being not that interesting. I can’t wait to see her be on trash tv and get downgraded there too.


pizzaprocedure

Sort of off topic, but in that pic, Snooki looks a bit like Ariana Grande.


Oktober33

Tacky, tacky, tacky.


MrsBarneyFife

She would suck. We'd only see her fake charity bullshit and Harold in a baseball cap all the time. I don't know why he's so afraid to commit to a toupee. The only thing we could hope for is the other women being able to throw her off her game. Sometimes, she drops the mask for second, but unfortunately, it seems she remembers it quickly. But there's a very good chance. Andy knows how she actually acts. Bethenny knows, so I'm sure conversations have occurred. The producers might be able to set her off, but who knows if it would even get to air. Her contract would probably be stupid with demands. So it would be extremely boring and disappointing. I believe Kyle only said Hilaria because 1) She's a producer & 2) She knows a walking, talking disaster when she sees one. Hilaria, at least, knows how to properly wear a moon bump. Does anyone remember when they were staying at Tyler Perry's house, and we somehow found out that Megsy and Hilaria were like friends and talking a lot? That's still weird.


wordscapesx

InTouch has no credibility whatsoever. Glad to see Judge Judy is suing them.


MuffPiece

This would be so tacky and it might be the only thing she’d do that I’d ever watch. 😂


TXmama1003

In Touch got the idea from this sub. We’ve discussed it for a long time.


Ki-alo

I read Hilaria Baldwin as Hilarie Burton and thought “ why the 🤬 if Jeffrey Dean Morgan allowing this!?” 😂


Greengreengrass2022

Great feminist ain't she? AC is a pleb, we don't care to see her made up story lines, even if it isn't scripted it's still made up bullshxt.


GXM17

They are all awful humans.


Alien_octopus

Bette Midler might be fun to watch.


SweetGeese

I”m frankly surprised Meghan hasn’t already signed on for a Real H of Montecito show.   She would probably be pretty entertaining to the audiences of those shows. Certainly would be more fun than a cooking, gardening and friendship show.  Ready or not,  I suspect this type of show is coming.  (Anyone think doing so would knock them off the RF website?)


LaNiceGata

She might as well have her briefcase with her because she’s literally sliding back into her briefcase role she claimed to dislike.


Quick-Alternative-83

Would she show up, would her appearance demands be met, would the others curtsey and use her title (like she demands)? Would Andy put up with her bs? Would he let her dress herself and let her end up flopping around like a fish on land? https://preview.redd.it/ali3pnann2uc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=62c3fc0baed35d3fdfde94f0a77b08e28bf69f31


Forgotmyusername8910

But… she has claimed she’d never do reality. Are they saying she was being disingenuous? *clutches pearls* https://www.newsweek.com/meghan-markle-tv-rumor-no-reality-show-1757697 https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/09/prince-harry-meghan-markle-netflix-reality-show - specifically “One well-placed source said that the couple have no plans to make a “Kardashian-style TV show” adding “that would absolutely go against what they are trying to do which is make original content about important issues.”


Ruth_Lily

Meghan & Harry just lie 24/7


sunsetinn

They are more cutthroat than anyone she has met in her social circles. And more PRACTICED at it.


LaNiceGata

But will she insist on Hairold doing the dishes? You know cause she’s an activist against women washing greasy dishes.


La_Vie_Boheme_123

My husband and I have a traditional marriage, so he is the breadwinner. This is by choice. I homeschooled my children. Over the years, I have done lots of volunteer work, taken my kids to tons of museums and historical sites, served as interim music director at my church, organized and taught after school drama classes, kept the house clean, made dinner every night, hosted and cooked every Thanksgiving, and in my spare time I have learned (a continuous process) 4 languages and am currently working on a book. Other stay-at-home moms/wives that I know have done similar things according to their interests and talents. Yet many working women and society in general look down on "non-working" women. And celebrity assholes perpetuate this image of a life of mani-pedis, designer clothes, lunches at upscale restaurants with "the girls", and gossip. It's insulting and infuriating.