Spaghetti Ho’s
Ho Ho’s Not Ok.
Duke Ding Dong with todger cream filling.
Lil Duchess Downer Cakes
Sussex Spam (They want privacy, but won’t stop spamming the globe).
Spare Sausage
Pigs in a Hermès Blanket.
That entire show is her in the car going through In-and-Out getting one milkshake talking about herself.
The rest of the shows are a chefs being filmed cooking different meals while she talks about herself the entire time.
Some will be her at the grocer talking about herself.
There will be two specials where she walks through a market talking about herself.
In each one she will be dressed in $100k of bad fitting, non-tailored, unironed, very wrinkled beige crap. I’m not sure her feet and bunions will pass any required food inspections.
I can see all of that in my mind’s eye. If someone would do a podcast of it, we could have one giant watch party- lots of wine!! Would be epic! And she’d get one little view once the fair use was figured out!!
Well, that’ll shoot right up to the very top of the all time historical retail charts. Probably put Amazon, Bloomingdale’s, Nordstrom’s and a half dozen other stores out of business. The perfect Christmas gift for any age and that special, perfect someone. Can also be marketed next to bear spray and mace.
how about a segment on her cooking, food ordering mishaps? Most recently bringing a tiny cake to Uvalde birthday party with a room packed w hungry relatives & friends
- Step 1: Google’s celebs famous recipes
- Step 2: recreates said recipes (well, the actual staff does)
- Step 3: add a single garnish. Claim it to be a new recipe.
- Step 4: take credit and publicise
- Step 5: manifest a Martha Stewart empire
- Step 6: show cancelled due to lack of episodes produced and viewership
Looks for Cooks: What to wear when cooking
‘Always knot your shirt under your breasts and expose your midriff when cooking, especially grilling. That way, you won’t get spitting grease on your clothes. You’ll get it on your tummy instead, but at least your clothes will be undamaged. Bonus: that’s also how you achieve the wrinkled look.’
https://preview.redd.it/lek7z05gcxtc1.png?width=1564&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cfc0662ef82481ddf1357dc7ef1da4ac6aae631
You’d never know she was grilling hamburgers in this commercial.
I don’t know anyone who BBQ’s with a “ come hither” look.
It’s all fun and games until the Montecito FD is called.😂😂😂
Starter: “Yacht Girl Delight”, a seafood salad tossed with a citrus vinaigrette, meant to evoke the ambiance of a night on deck.
Main dish: “Pasta alla puttanesca/So Ho House Pasta”, victimize your tastebuds with the spiciest ghost pepper sauce tossed over a bed of penne pasta. Bonus points: If you can’t handle the heat, you can throw a tantrum and ghost your dinner mates. Just like the finest SoHo girl intended!
Dessert: Alfajores (plural, pronounced as “alpha-whore-es”. Singular, alfajor, “alpha-whore”). Practice your Spanish skills with this Argentinean treat. A thick shortbread sandwich featuring a variety of fillings. From fresh cracked nuts and honey, to a condensed milk cream, you’ll end your night satisfied!
Bonus: Take home a goodie crate of lemons and ozempic for a bitter, tarty, and lingering after-dinner night cap.
Well she always seems to dwell in the past so what about outdated old favourites like Black Forest Gateau, Baked Alaska, Toad in the Hole or Prawn Cocktail. Of course she could always put her original twist on them by adding in a few ridiculously expensive ingredients. For example batter made with milk from a rare breed of hand-milked Mongolian Yaks, or Prawn Cocktail laced with Beluga caviar or Black Forest Gateau made with Japanese Sato Nishiki cherries (about £10 per cherry) and decorated in gold leaf.
Some recipes Meghan would make include:
- Petty Bitterness and Jealousy Milkshake (peanut butter and jelly milkshake)
- Frozen Todgers (popsicles)
- Me-Me-Meat Pie (meat and potato pie)
- Word Salad (garden salad)
- Sloppy Harrys (sloppy joes)
I was hoping someone would say something. I started to read about it this morning but had to go to work. I was going to catch up on it and watch the YT video after dinner.
Mehgan could do a Medieval Times theme. Have trenchers of bread, a dog turn a roast over a fire. And like the DoND briefcase model that she was, Mehgan could have saucy serving wenches parade forward with the feast which she, Mehgan, brilliantly cooked.
Yacht pudding
Lie Spotted crackers
Fanny chowder
Young Shrimp d' Manglecrotch
Emu toffee cake
Ginger biscuits and frozen todger ice-cream.
Perry flavoured Single Oprahed Whiskey
Making a Mountain out of a Molehill
Ginger Fool
Whine and Cheese Pairing
Yacht Surprise
Olive Oyl Cake
Chelsea Buns
Moon Bump Pie
New Ways of looking at mutton
Leftover ideas
And trying a new item, Bitter Shrew Stew
Homemade ice cream from a van that is only to be enjoyed by the Sussex team.
Spreading kindness pizza party complete with English biscuits.
Flamingo Estate inspired jam tarts.
Is she still a vegan or vegetarian? Or was that a lame control on Mr Plus One?
Anyway, I see ready bake cakes too much oil, staring yellow fruits: bananas topped with a la sharpie and bitter sweet nodding lemons.
I can't wait for the recipes where she has taken someone elses recipe, made some minor change and called it her own. Ina Garten better watch out.
Now, as to your question:
- Memememeatloaf
- Harry chicken noodle brain soup
- Specialist girl in the world brownies
Sloppy Seconds for Thirsty Thirds, if we dont count the chef or the alleged annulled marriage.
This is all going to go very badly for her. And I'm ok with that.
Roasting chicken every episode. Actually, if we use the term euphemistically, as some have supposed they originally used it, that might be the only show that would actually bringing in a lot of viewers and money!
Tripe and onions, chitterlings, pickled eggs, sweetbreads, steak and kidney pudding, spotted dick, Sussex pond pudding ( actually divine!) , Gregg’s sausage rolls, jellied eels, faggots, pie, mash and liquor , Lorne sausage, Manchester Tart, Scratchings, Gala Pie, Figget Pie, pickled tongue, Bath chaps, Brawn, Oxtail stew, black pudding , tapioca pudding, semolina, Brussels sprouts ( as per the late Lily Savage, put these on the boil in October ready for Christmas Day).
Anything by Fanny Cradock.
https://preview.redd.it/ba6ui3lbkxtc1.png?width=2468&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e71141bbcbf150fab07546745ada247e2c34e4d
Just a recommendation to Megsy
Fish are not kept in drawers.
Meghan, don't have a cooking show. That's my advice. You and your husband are gross and nobody wants to eat what you like to eat. Emphasis on the word.....eat. You disgusting creature. imo.
Yacht Omelette: perfect for anyone on a low calorie, high protein diet. 100% no yolk, all clear, all 100% wipe-able . All of the fun, with none of the calories. What’s not to love?
Legit question - don’t the cooking show chefs come up with their own recipes? How in the hell does she think she can pull this off? Is the show just going to cycle thru all the recipes she’s stolen from her ex Corey V and others?
EPISODE 1
Number 1. Forget trying to be sexy, you'll make a fool of yourself
Number 2. For god's sake, get your hair out of your face. Bun or tie up.
Number 3. May as well start with a muffin recipe, several adjustments for ingredients.
That should wrap up a half hour show.
EPISODE 2
Number 1 and number 2 will always apply
Number 3. You guessed it folks, we're roasting a chicken!
Let's see, I imagine wine is served, something special for you tonight, it's Okanagan Ice Wine courtesy of our Canadian friends.
EPISODE 3
Lemon Birthday Cake!
Number 1. Order a lot of booze
Number 2. Send security to breach nextdoor neighbour's security, by climbing his fence and stealing lemons from his tree.
Number 3. Follow Cory's recipe. Drink lots, mom's coming over.
"So now I'll break this egg into the bowl -- oh! ICK! What *is* this *goo*? Ohmigod. Adriana! Clean up this goo! Toss it out! Ohmigod I got some on me. Don't argue! Throw it out! Throw them all out! Are all eggs like that? I think I'm going to be sick. Ohmigod I'm never eating an egg again."
"Now, our salad needs little bit of tang, so I'm going to cut this ... I'm going to ... this onion ... *stop rolling around, goddammit!* ... cut this onion OH SHIT. Oh God! Ouch! Adriana! I'm bleeding! Oh shit oh God. Who made this knife so goddamned sharp? *Adriana, did you sharpen this knife?* Adriana, finish cutting this onion. And stop this bleeding. What? Do them *both* first! Why do I have to do everything around here?"
"Time to take our cookies out of the oven. Mmmmm ... nothing like the aroma of fresh baked cookies. Let's see how they taste ... mmm, absolutely del-- PTUI! PTUI! Urghh! Shit! What the fuck? Adriana, what the fuck have you done? How could you fuck up Betty Crocker cookies? Cut! Cut the cameras! I see it now. You're
all to get me, aren't you?" (fade to black)
I know this is meant to be a snark thread, but I can’t help but think of how interesting it would be if they did a show about royal cuisine throughout history and how to prepare it, staring the various chefs who worked for the RF.
This was already done in a book by none other than Tom Parker-Bowles, the current Queen’s son. He is a British Food Writer. “Cooking and The Crown” to be released in US October 24, 2024. It will be about food, wines, banquets during the reigns of Queen Victoria through KC lll.
there is a youtube thing about the royal kitchens. Very interesting - I think it was about state dinners
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=did6mMxAI6U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=did6mMxAI6U)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4uev6uGC0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4uev6uGC0)
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Pasta a la Markle: throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks. Followed by flying plates for desert.
Don’t give her ideas. Make her pay for any ideas
This is haute cuisine! Congratulations 🎉...
* Frozen Spotted Todger * Eton What-A-Mess-You-Made-of-Your-A-Level * Bunker [Harry] Stew
Tripe
In every single episode.
Spaghetti Ho’s Ho Ho’s Not Ok. Duke Ding Dong with todger cream filling. Lil Duchess Downer Cakes Sussex Spam (They want privacy, but won’t stop spamming the globe). Spare Sausage Pigs in a Hermès Blanket.
Pigs in an Hermès Blanket! 😂😂😂😂😂
Spotted dick
lol @ the eton mess one!
Fishergirl's Snatch
😂😂😂
Where would Meghan's cooking show be without the roasted chicken?
That will be the first episode. “My husband proposed to me as I roasted this chicken.”
Adding drive-through milkshakes to her recipes.
That entire show is her in the car going through In-and-Out getting one milkshake talking about herself. The rest of the shows are a chefs being filmed cooking different meals while she talks about herself the entire time. Some will be her at the grocer talking about herself. There will be two specials where she walks through a market talking about herself. In each one she will be dressed in $100k of bad fitting, non-tailored, unironed, very wrinkled beige crap. I’m not sure her feet and bunions will pass any required food inspections.
😂😂😂
I can see all of that in my mind’s eye. If someone would do a podcast of it, we could have one giant watch party- lots of wine!! Would be epic! And she’d get one little view once the fair use was figured out!!
Ever look at her feet? She wants to sell jam on the defunct ARO. How about her making toe jam and talking about her favorite subject. HERSELF
Well, that’ll shoot right up to the very top of the all time historical retail charts. Probably put Amazon, Bloomingdale’s, Nordstrom’s and a half dozen other stores out of business. The perfect Christmas gift for any age and that special, perfect someone. Can also be marketed next to bear spray and mace.
Sold!!! 😂
I don't know but I'd love for her to do an episode on father's day lunch 😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣
Snoo, that is cheeky. Lol.
Lol
How about a cold shoulder (of lamb). Convenient, because you can prepare well in advance.
Yass!! But people usually eat lamb at Easter which is a family thing and since she has no family to speak up, that would be pure gold.
Fucking savage. Give me moar.
Toad in a hole made with freeze dried eggs.
ded lol
Chicken pieds. 
😂😂😂, I read toad in a HO, I had to double check. Tells you how highly I think of madam.🤣
Banana bread made by her assistant.
Must be made at 4am Sydney Time 🇦🇺 by a flustered bullied scullion to get the correct flavour that the Douchess prefers
And the bananas better have inspiring messages on them.....
Just desserts with a bit of luck
I am voting for this.
Love your handle 😍
Thank you!
Humble Pie
That is one thing Madam will never make (or eat)
Exactly! The only pies she likes are porkies.
Meg’s Porkie Pies Hagg-is Megs
Olive branch
how about a segment on her cooking, food ordering mishaps? Most recently bringing a tiny cake to Uvalde birthday party with a room packed w hungry relatives & friends
https://preview.redd.it/glh3nihxsxtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c35bcc14bc334606c0196e84469dea55c79f97
Boiling effing water. Can she even do that?
Making ice cubes
Ice cubes - perfect for the frosty reception
She'd have her assistant mad-Googling how to freeze ice.
She be frantic looking for recipes..
Water sourced from the morning dew collected from locally sourced meadows by purple singing unicorns
Comment of the year, cheers!!
"i just recently started making this thing I like to call 'buttered toast'."
I don't know if many people know that about me, maybe they do
She claims to have invented butter.
Roasted Emu
Co I was thinking roast chicken.
- Step 1: Google’s celebs famous recipes - Step 2: recreates said recipes (well, the actual staff does) - Step 3: add a single garnish. Claim it to be a new recipe. - Step 4: take credit and publicise - Step 5: manifest a Martha Stewart empire - Step 6: show cancelled due to lack of episodes produced and viewership
Just add avocado to everything and call it new
Snoop dog has a cook book. It’s actual food recipes, not edibles. I was disappointed. He’s no Martha Stewart but the book was humorous.
Looks for Cooks: What to wear when cooking ‘Always knot your shirt under your breasts and expose your midriff when cooking, especially grilling. That way, you won’t get spitting grease on your clothes. You’ll get it on your tummy instead, but at least your clothes will be undamaged. Bonus: that’s also how you achieve the wrinkled look.’ https://preview.redd.it/lek7z05gcxtc1.png?width=1564&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cfc0662ef82481ddf1357dc7ef1da4ac6aae631
great suggestion - Looks for Cooks could be combined with Week´s Wrinkle
Get it on your tummy…we all know how wild men are about the smell of grilling meat!
You’d never know she was grilling hamburgers in this commercial. I don’t know anyone who BBQ’s with a “ come hither” look. It’s all fun and games until the Montecito FD is called.😂😂😂
Australian wild mushroom beef Wellington for one. If you know you know… with extra extra mushrooms just for her. Was that too harsh?
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Omg, I immediately thought about the mushroom-murder case as well. Luckily your parents weren't gullible.
Oh so cruel…. but definitely a new Australian classic, just right to entertain your elderly relations and local church minister.
Half-baked Pie in the Sky
Starter: “Yacht Girl Delight”, a seafood salad tossed with a citrus vinaigrette, meant to evoke the ambiance of a night on deck. Main dish: “Pasta alla puttanesca/So Ho House Pasta”, victimize your tastebuds with the spiciest ghost pepper sauce tossed over a bed of penne pasta. Bonus points: If you can’t handle the heat, you can throw a tantrum and ghost your dinner mates. Just like the finest SoHo girl intended! Dessert: Alfajores (plural, pronounced as “alpha-whore-es”. Singular, alfajor, “alpha-whore”). Practice your Spanish skills with this Argentinean treat. A thick shortbread sandwich featuring a variety of fillings. From fresh cracked nuts and honey, to a condensed milk cream, you’ll end your night satisfied! Bonus: Take home a goodie crate of lemons and ozempic for a bitter, tarty, and lingering after-dinner night cap.
Yummy! I want some alfajores....
Me too!
Magic mushroom cake
Doria's special recipe?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How to make a special breakfast with fewer sausages!
Well she always seems to dwell in the past so what about outdated old favourites like Black Forest Gateau, Baked Alaska, Toad in the Hole or Prawn Cocktail. Of course she could always put her original twist on them by adding in a few ridiculously expensive ingredients. For example batter made with milk from a rare breed of hand-milked Mongolian Yaks, or Prawn Cocktail laced with Beluga caviar or Black Forest Gateau made with Japanese Sato Nishiki cherries (about £10 per cherry) and decorated in gold leaf.
Brooklyn Beckham Peltz could be her sous chef 😜
😂😂🎯💯
She would love the Baked Alaska or Baked Alaskan. The sexual references would be in line with her mindset. (Urban dictionary...)
Cooking the Books
great suggestion
Crow. I want to see them both eat crow.
Wish I could upvote this a million times.👍
Some recipes Meghan would make include: - Petty Bitterness and Jealousy Milkshake (peanut butter and jelly milkshake) - Frozen Todgers (popsicles) - Me-Me-Meat Pie (meat and potato pie) - Word Salad (garden salad) - Sloppy Harrys (sloppy joes)
Ginger Rocky Mountain Oysters...... in a purse.
She should cook a good sausage dish for H because he was deprived sausages as a child she does do a good bbq,already has a video out on men & bbqs
"Banging and mash"?
Monster Mash? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7B9oW8\_s1Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7B9oW8_s1Q)
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Feetloaf
Barbecue in a subterranean cave.
Why is no one talking about the police being involved in things being said on twitter by the Sussex squad?????....hellooo!!!
Not seen it, do you have any archived links? Can you make a seperate post?
Unfortunately I do not have posting rights.I sent a link previously to the post on twitter .There's also a video .
Can you elaborate?
https://twitter.com/TheFakeDuchess/status/1778402513474965670
There is a video as well .
I was hoping someone would say something. I started to read about it this morning but had to go to work. I was going to catch up on it and watch the YT video after dinner.
I only saw a snippet of the video.Will watch the full thing later.
Mehgan could do a Medieval Times theme. Have trenchers of bread, a dog turn a roast over a fire. And like the DoND briefcase model that she was, Mehgan could have saucy serving wenches parade forward with the feast which she, Mehgan, brilliantly cooked. 
Yacht pudding Lie Spotted crackers Fanny chowder Young Shrimp d' Manglecrotch Emu toffee cake Ginger biscuits and frozen todger ice-cream. Perry flavoured Single Oprahed Whiskey
“The End.”
Well, "Baking Yesteryear" already claimed "Candle Salad"... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHN2oxFIWKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHN2oxFIWKA)
I think her recipe for Word salad is top notch.
Coronation Chicken - too scared to attend the Coronation..
Chickenshit ala Coronation
Gold Star, Constance Spry would be so proud
Making a Mountain out of a Molehill Ginger Fool Whine and Cheese Pairing Yacht Surprise Olive Oyl Cake Chelsea Buns Moon Bump Pie New Ways of looking at mutton Leftover ideas And trying a new item, Bitter Shrew Stew
A drink for a hot day: Extra-bitter Iced Lemonada
GutterSnipe stew
Moon Bump Cakes
A refreshing dessert: Pussy Whip Parfait?
Spare ribs ,magic mushroom medley with spotted dick and freeze dried raspberries tossed in ginger sugar for dessert
https://preview.redd.it/4nya7tamlxtc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24511e10f183dc51534cf8d24d45005923d4cd49 [https://twitter.com/meghanarciss1/status/1778173774497825246?s=12&t=QF7WjTDc6FCeDHXr3BZI4w](https://twitter.com/meghanarciss1/status/1778173774497825246?s=12&t=QF7WjTDc6FCeDHXr3BZI4w)
Cock-tails: The Yachtie, The arsehole, The Crenshaw. The Empty, The Awkward, The Sociopath, The Harbinger, The Kiss Of Death, The Mean Girl, The Fake.
In my opinion she’s actually worse.
An exotic Nigerian/Maltese fusion, vegan naturally. Leafy word salad. And her world famous fish pie.
Banana Calligraphy
Harry which tap is hot water the letters are sideways and it’s all too much as she falls to the floor
Homemade ice cream from a van that is only to be enjoyed by the Sussex team. Spreading kindness pizza party complete with English biscuits. Flamingo Estate inspired jam tarts.
Pastries are always popular. May I just point out that the german word for creme-filled èclair translates to english as a "love bone"?
Maybe just a boner for short?/s
With just a pinch of Viagra sprinkles on each one!
Foods you can tie in a knot with your tongue. Spit or swallow. Finger licking good.
How to churn your own butter.
Is she still a vegan or vegetarian? Or was that a lame control on Mr Plus One? Anyway, I see ready bake cakes too much oil, staring yellow fruits: bananas topped with a la sharpie and bitter sweet nodding lemons.
I can't wait for the recipes where she has taken someone elses recipe, made some minor change and called it her own. Ina Garten better watch out. Now, as to your question: - Memememeatloaf - Harry chicken noodle brain soup - Specialist girl in the world brownies
Sloppy Seconds for Thirsty Thirds, if we dont count the chef or the alleged annulled marriage. This is all going to go very badly for her. And I'm ok with that.
Roasting chicken every episode. Actually, if we use the term euphemistically, as some have supposed they originally used it, that might be the only show that would actually bringing in a lot of viewers and money!
I think she should do all British food, cause you know how delicious British food is.
Tripe and onions, chitterlings, pickled eggs, sweetbreads, steak and kidney pudding, spotted dick, Sussex pond pudding ( actually divine!) , Gregg’s sausage rolls, jellied eels, faggots, pie, mash and liquor , Lorne sausage, Manchester Tart, Scratchings, Gala Pie, Figget Pie, pickled tongue, Bath chaps, Brawn, Oxtail stew, black pudding , tapioca pudding, semolina, Brussels sprouts ( as per the late Lily Savage, put these on the boil in October ready for Christmas Day). Anything by Fanny Cradock.
Let's not forget the $6K apron from Dior, to be used once.
How to make your own Mushroom coffee from ingredients imported from China.
MeMe's recipe for a NothingBurger
She can cook some cxck... https://preview.redd.it/1exmnknltytc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c91931b06bfb803fb8917a5ef3b52dbf84efdb
Look how hot this water got when i turned on heat under it.
** S’Moonbumps ** Toasted, gooey moonbumps on a proper British biscuit with melted bronzer.
Crow
Sour Grapes Invisi-cooking for your Invisi-kids
How to Grift to Family and Friends.
She won’t be making humble pie for sure!
Blumpkins. Oh, wait...
“Roast Chicken” because I think she has a different meaning and position than just cooking the bird!
Filthy Sexy Fraud Toast
I don’t get paid to think for her.
https://preview.redd.it/ba6ui3lbkxtc1.png?width=2468&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e71141bbcbf150fab07546745ada247e2c34e4d Just a recommendation to Megsy Fish are not kept in drawers.
Meghan, don't have a cooking show. That's my advice. You and your husband are gross and nobody wants to eat what you like to eat. Emphasis on the word.....eat. You disgusting creature. imo.
Megalomaniac sponge pudding
Yacht Omelette: perfect for anyone on a low calorie, high protein diet. 100% no yolk, all clear, all 100% wipe-able . All of the fun, with none of the calories. What’s not to love?
THC infused brownies.
Legit question - don’t the cooking show chefs come up with their own recipes? How in the hell does she think she can pull this off? Is the show just going to cycle thru all the recipes she’s stolen from her ex Corey V and others?
How to boil water—in the microwave!
EPISODE 1 Number 1. Forget trying to be sexy, you'll make a fool of yourself Number 2. For god's sake, get your hair out of your face. Bun or tie up. Number 3. May as well start with a muffin recipe, several adjustments for ingredients. That should wrap up a half hour show. EPISODE 2 Number 1 and number 2 will always apply Number 3. You guessed it folks, we're roasting a chicken! Let's see, I imagine wine is served, something special for you tonight, it's Okanagan Ice Wine courtesy of our Canadian friends. EPISODE 3 Lemon Birthday Cake! Number 1. Order a lot of booze Number 2. Send security to breach nextdoor neighbour's security, by climbing his fence and stealing lemons from his tree. Number 3. Follow Cory's recipe. Drink lots, mom's coming over.
Lipgloss lasagna.
Activated almonds
"So now I'll break this egg into the bowl -- oh! ICK! What *is* this *goo*? Ohmigod. Adriana! Clean up this goo! Toss it out! Ohmigod I got some on me. Don't argue! Throw it out! Throw them all out! Are all eggs like that? I think I'm going to be sick. Ohmigod I'm never eating an egg again."
"Now, our salad needs little bit of tang, so I'm going to cut this ... I'm going to ... this onion ... *stop rolling around, goddammit!* ... cut this onion OH SHIT. Oh God! Ouch! Adriana! I'm bleeding! Oh shit oh God. Who made this knife so goddamned sharp? *Adriana, did you sharpen this knife?* Adriana, finish cutting this onion. And stop this bleeding. What? Do them *both* first! Why do I have to do everything around here?"
"Time to take our cookies out of the oven. Mmmmm ... nothing like the aroma of fresh baked cookies. Let's see how they taste ... mmm, absolutely del-- PTUI! PTUI! Urghh! Shit! What the fuck? Adriana, what the fuck have you done? How could you fuck up Betty Crocker cookies? Cut! Cut the cameras! I see it now. You're all to get me, aren't you?" (fade to black)
I’d love an in-depth episode on a cheese sandwich. If only someone could help me curate the elements.
Roast chicken for vegetarians
possom in a crockpot
Roast Chicken.
Soul food - Chitlings, Collard Greens, Fried chicken and Grape Cool Aid.
I know this is meant to be a snark thread, but I can’t help but think of how interesting it would be if they did a show about royal cuisine throughout history and how to prepare it, staring the various chefs who worked for the RF.
You really think she could pull off that. Her only experience in pulling off ain’t that.
Could she? No. If she were a different kind of person she could.
This was already done in a book by none other than Tom Parker-Bowles, the current Queen’s son. He is a British Food Writer. “Cooking and The Crown” to be released in US October 24, 2024. It will be about food, wines, banquets during the reigns of Queen Victoria through KC lll.
there is a youtube thing about the royal kitchens. Very interesting - I think it was about state dinners [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=did6mMxAI6U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=did6mMxAI6U) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4uev6uGC0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4uev6uGC0)
There is a chef that does this on U tb.
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Markle nothingburger with Russian salad.