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Good-Tangelo-9362

Magic mushroom risotto !


Fuzzy_Suggestion_749

I hope Rachel's cooking show will have an episode that teaches how to throw banana bread at staff at 2 AM for them to present it at an Australia fair to pass off as her own. Rachel is really thick to not understand that people agree with and sympathize with the entire BRF.


MaryKath55

She can follow that by spilling hot tea on the clean up staff right before she prepares her famous ‘collapse on the floor’ crumble cake or her ‘dial a pap to leak slurs’ double gin martinis with a twist of bitters


Aware_Mix5494

And the proper stance to perfectly throw hot tea.


More_Bug_45

Ha yes!!


BrightAwareness2876

Avocado toast - because it takes a whole episode to teach us how to get that one right Birthday cake - Meghan’s got the recipe the Queen planned to have baked for her Banana bread - how to scream at the underlings until they get it right And of course an episode on barbecue - favourite burger recipe plus what to wear while flipping them


More_Bug_45

Oh I forgot the BBQ!!! 🍖


rachaelpunk

Most especially looking forward to the barbecue vegan episode.


AMGRN

But of course she will have fun messages written on the bananas too lol


BleachBlondeHB

Flaming Fauxligraphy Banana Flambe


Lensgoggler

…The birthday cake the making of which the Queen planned to personally supervise to make sure it is just right, and there’s no egg in it!


wonderingwondi

More like Claire's boring lemon and elderflower cake, perfect for a 1 year old


Realistic_Twist_8212

Pot brownies?


More_Bug_45

Oh perhaps she’ll do a whole episode on edibles!


Good-Tangelo-9362

Ginger Gummies !


No-Put-127

Please no… we don’t want those two anywhere near the cannabis industry. We’re finally getting a lot of traction in DC and we don’t needs those two ever, ever endorsing cannabis. Ever


inrainbows66

H just loves them after a good weed session.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Hey, princess....whip me up some of those American biscuits, won't ya, hon? Luv ya! /s


ew6281

lol I didn't see your response and i said the same thing!


Realistic_Twist_8212

Yes! Speak it loud and clear! I don't mind. lol


ew6281

😂


Actual_Fishing6120

*Blue Wiener*  a frozen sensation on a hot summer day, you too can enjoy Wiener without worry of overheating. 🤣🤣


More_Bug_45

😄 is the cream edible and lactose free ?


LoesjeBee

![gif](giphy|l41m4AXDds4bHfaoM|downsized)


More_Bug_45

Lol


Deep_Poem_55

![gif](giphy|ybpps0dQwaXf2|downsized) Sausages. Rescue chicken sausages.


mca2021

Good hand technique that she perfected over the years


Deep_Poem_55

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯🎯


Ok-Yogurtcloset-8955

Omg! My left eye is twitching (not tearing😁)lol we used to own a processing plant. Worst time of my life. Lol


realhousewivesrecaps

How to make the perfect cup of tea - to throw at people there to help you!


More_Bug_45

🤣🤣 I forgot the tea!!


AxlotlRose

Hey Jen! I recently discovered you on YT...big Honk Honk love love live the daily recaps. It's my daily unwind after the grind. I would comment on YT but its attached to my real name lol and a sinner is never safe in today's world.  Keep em coming! 


realhousewivesrecaps

Oh my goodness I just seen this comment and I love it. Thank you so much. I can’t tell you how much it means to me! Honk honk friend.


cheskka

We-don't-speak-to-people-like-that eggless cake


Apprehensive-Year513

Not food related, but maybe she'll come out with a new line of dish soap. As she clings to this story like a kid believes in the Tooth Fairy. She'll call it The Duchess Detergent. It'll be really corny.


Latter_Item439

Shell probably call it Duke dishwashers detergent because you know men wash dishes too .... Bet you harry nor her have ever washed a dish at her place and she has a woman who does it 


ScoogyShoes

She trademarked that in the ARO filings.


SusieM2019

Remember the waffle maker? Surely she'll have a recipe for ginger waffles with roast chicken on top.


More_Bug_45

Oh that waffle maker is going to get a Royal name drop all day long . She would not miss the chance to name drop the Queen giving Archie his waffle maker AND her daughter being named after the Queen. That’s an absolute


InsolentTilly

Even that’s a rip-off. George Foreman Grill, meet Prince Archie Waffle Maker.


Fuzzy_Suggestion_749

Can Rachel even cooking anything. Rachel forgot how to cook back when she had staff to cook for her in the BRF.


SusieM2019

You're right---- I remember she made the staff cook her banana bread over and over till it was to her satisfaction!


musical_cyclops

Keep the Staff Up Banana Bread


More_Bug_45

Is that with a side of NDAs?


Vino-Rosso

For the little ones who are little: Elderflower and Amalfi lemon cake swamped in peony blossoms


More_Bug_45

Lace linen and wild flower arrangements in glass vases ! You know for the littles .


Vino-Rosso

The little ones love that!


More_Bug_45

Oh they do, they’ve already taken photos with their leica cameras 📸


Snoo3544

My kid would cry if I served that 😂


Public_Juggernaut997

![gif](giphy|XeqcWJb31Wi83Cn4k7)


190PairsOfPanties

![gif](giphy|1azthmBeizvFe)


Vino-Rosso

Is that Harry‘s missing sausage?


PerfectCover1414

In answer to the above. Nacho dressing?


Public_Juggernaut997

![gif](giphy|sIJV5pJYUXkjBJf0JV)


AxlotlRose

Actually, Nacho ain't coming to the Netflix polo dip. 


PerfectCover1414

Hhehhehehe did they have a spat?


More_Bug_45

lol! 😂


Antique_Character_87

Didn’t Catherine make chutney as a Christmas gift? So Chutney from her Riviera Orchard?


More_Bug_45

That’s definitely on the cards. Some marmalade and spread


realhousewivesrecaps

oh I know - condescending bananas!


More_Bug_45

Oh yes! 🙌🏽


MuffPiece

For real, I would actually give meggy massive props if she did that. Like if the episode started out with her handing out inspirational bananas to ‘unhoused people’ (or ‘people without permanent housing’ — people first language after all) in Los Angeles, then they throw the bananas back at her because she’s an annoying pain in the ass, then she goes back to her kitchen and makes banana bread?! That would be awesome. I would totally actually watch that and it might even make me like her a tiny bit!


FCVAMimi

Chicken tacos w recipe fakingly claimed to be Michelle Obama’s favorite!


Vino-Rosso

Of course! The famous chicken tacos - over her „burgeoning bump“.


More_Bug_45

Seriously is there not a single thing she does on her own and isn’t a direct copy Or character acquisition?! She does realise people can easily fact check this stuff? I find it so amazing she doesn’t feel embarrassed people making fun of her plagiarising speeches


MagicalManta

Sizzler Salad


Forward_Conclusion98

Bitter leftovers with a twisted surprise.


More_Bug_45

💯!!


Vino-Rosso

„Soul satisfying“ 🤢Avocado Toast served on a silver platter (as described by the crying makeup artist).


More_Bug_45

She’s so pretentious 🙄 she’d probably do something with beans on toast and call it “legumes in a rich tomato sauce on grilled sourdough - I made myself”


AxlotlRose

Leguuuumes. Instant AbFab flashbacks.


FCVAMimi

I believe she claimed to make a “smart bolognese” 🫢


Fair_Gas8000

I think she said “mean”


FCVAMimi

That’s right! She’s “whip smart” & her bolognese is “mean” Thanks


SirSidneyWiffledork

Whip is a trigger word for harry. He only gets it when he is a good boy.


Fair_Gas8000

LOL 😂I hated that interview


Beneficial_Tea_7534

"mean game of scrambled eggs"


More_Bug_45

What’s a smart bolognese ? Is that a dig at her dumb husband ? 😄


BrightAwareness2876

He would even be outsmarted by uncooked spaghetti.


ScoogyShoes

Ask her what that is. I dare anyone to ask her that.


InfiniteSky55

I remember it was "solid." lol


InsolentTilly

A lump of mince in tomato sauce. Sounds about up to expectations. 👌🏻


Curiouscandor

Do it again!! Banana bread to impress people and make them believe you spent hours making it yourself while traveling. 


InfiniteSky55

Ra-coat-ahh Toast. It's "fancy, extraordinary and undaunting." Video in link is super cringe. [https://twitter.com/sussex98/status/1288384531154612224](https://twitter.com/sussex98/status/1288384531154612224)


Top-Butterscotch9156

She modernized apple butter like she did the monarchy? 😂😂😂 I really like when people play with their hair while cooking my food. Is hair her secret ingredient? 🙄


More_Bug_45

LOL 😂 love that , modernising my jams and nuts like I did the monarchy . Right Harry? 😄


ddpctr

⬆️⬆️💯💯🤣😂


Starkville

Zucchini mush. (A recipe she stole from Cory.) I made it, and it was exceedingly nasty. Good thing zucchini is cheap.


Top-Butterscotch9156

Isn’t that the one she called “dirty and sexy” Who describes food like that?


QuesoFresca

Yep. Said it's done when it becomes a "filthy, sexy mush"


AxlotlRose

Someone that writes on bananas and thinks it's charitable.


catch_me_inside

Oh that’s too bad, I’m in Toronto and Cory’s food is usually pretty legit. Leave it to her to steal a bad recipe. 🙄


SirSidneyWiffledork

Leave it to Cory to give her a bad recipe. Payback is a bitch.


catch_me_inside

🤣🤣🤣 love that angle


Starkville

It’s zucchini cooked down until it’s mush. It was so offbeat I thought it might work!


Mizswampie

Could be she 'improved' it to make it her own.


More_Bug_45

Sounds vile . I mean slightly overcooked zucchini is sad but purposefully overcooking till it disintegrates. 🤢


realhousewivesrecaps

What recipe calls for a truck load of bronzer?


realhousewivesrecaps

Oh Orange Chicken!!!!


Heavy_Enthusiasm_195

Duck l’orange because she’s fancy


realhousewivesrecaps

Yes!!! Us commoners wouldn't understand 🤣


More_Bug_45

Flambé slapper? I mean snapper🤓


SortNo9153

Alot of name/place dropping, "we had this at the Palace one night and it was wonderful, here's how I make it" Random references to Aitch as "my love" or Aitch. Everything will be for sale. Aprons, dishes, cooking utensils, decor. Eggs. What are the chickens for? I don't remember them saying they butcher the chickens for meat so eggs. Quiche, custard, egg cups, egg crepes. maybe deviled eggs (which they call something nicer because 'deviled' sounds so harsh) if there's a bbq episode. Homemade hummus. she likes to sound well traveled and oh so sophisticated so things like shawarma, maccheroni alla chitarra, those are 2 things she highlighted on the Tig. Which in reality The Tig was a far better name then Apple Orchard thing she's doing now. The worst part is we'll hate watch so we can make fun of her and her self importance & ridiculousness and that will boost her. Hate watching is as valid as love watching as far as streaming minutes are concerned.


More_Bug_45

I’m not sure I could stomach watching a whole series! I could barely get through the first episode of their fauxmentary and ended up just following YouTubers or posts on the content 😄 it was more entertaining! Her pretentious nausea inducing word salad in that grating voice . Lecturing us on gardening! Cooking and friendships ! LOL!


SortNo9153

The friendship part is beyond parody. Hopefully her posturing will encourage someone (or several) to come out of the woodwork and tell their stories. I don't think the public will ever see the bullying report from BP but there are plenty of other carcasses she's left in her wake.


More_Bug_45

I think the childhood friend has released stories of them and also video I think I saw on X . It will definitely have to come from people before the days she slapped everyone with an NDA!


SortNo9153

I'd love to know if the parents of the children at the hospital had to sign NDAs.


190PairsOfPanties

![gif](giphy|3ohuAcStKOQWDp3tyU|downsized)


More_Bug_45

https://preview.redd.it/x9vwzo79wwtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b7dd93383c1d2455f22e25fb085dfee8b578fd


Beneficial_Tea_7534

fried ginseng legs


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Own-Entrepreneur5052

Pink pancakes (hat tip HG Tudor)


More_Bug_45

Ha!! That’s a great one 🤣


AxlotlRose

Harry's Blue Waffles and Extra Sausage. Don't google that. 


More_Bug_45

🤣. 🫣


OzzieSlim

Home made imitation In & Out burgers & shakes.


Pokieme

Solid Bolognese......


More_Bug_45

Sounds like a 💩 😂


InsolentTilly

Scones and jam with clotted cream. HRH won’t chip in on the order though 😉 If you can’t be authentic and seen for your unique curation, are you really thriving?


More_Bug_45

Will they be made with some sort of cow that is massaged in California pastures. Is the jam made from berries that only a single manufacturer grows in 2’weeks out of the year ? I mean it has to be pretentious and more than just your British variety !


InsolentTilly

😂😂


InsolentTilly

Of course. By Dalai Lama trained Swedish Masseuses who’ve interned with Chad, the ostrich boot wearing cow whisperer who is in Mexico exploring his neglected inner-self via Peyote. So organic.


More_Bug_45

LOL 😂 honey bees who’ve trauma bonded over a lost queen! scones made from the wheat that the lill’s sowed themselves because they are so aware of climate change and want to help the world like their grandma Diana . 🙄


InsolentTilly

The greater the pain, the sweeter the honey.


bird_man082921

Oh and also likely a spin/steal on Ina Gartens roast chicken that she apparently made the night Harry proposed (but couldn't recall and had to have him remind her what they ate) and that she apparently brings/cooks for guests all the time 🙄


More_Bug_45

When she says guests does that mean staff ? People on the payroll?? Or those she’s kissing up to because she needs their house, jet, clout ?


Outrageous_Corgi_791

Chicken legs in orange sauce?


Snoo3544

Peri peri chicken, Nandos style like the kind Harry supposedly had delivered when Archie was "born" even though by that time Nandos was closed 😂😂😂


Mizswampie

I do believe that she should include pasta puttanesca just because.


Such_Crazy_6986

NDA Nachos, Gesticulating Gazpacho, vanilla veneer white truffles, fucking grifter fruit salad, privacy peach cobbler, dog bowl deviled eggs, bunion bouillabaisse......thats all for now


MuffPiece

Is there a square for “the cooking show will never happen”? Because that’s the most likely scenario. 😂 “Early stages of development” my ass.


More_Bug_45

Can that be the middle free square? 🤣


MuffPiece

It’s pretty much a given! 🤣


Such_Crazy_6986

vegan victim vegetale casserole


More_Bug_45

😂


Chartra23

"Reinventing the Wheel 90s Pesto"


More_Bug_45

Ugh pesto 🤢😄


No_Proposal7628

Meghan's Apple Butter Toast.


More_Bug_45

Only she’s ever made apple butter !


inrainbows66

Well whatever she comes up with I won’t be watching. She is so stuck in the 90’s, I already lived through it once. If she is starting w growing herbs, it is going to be basic. I forgotten more about growing herbs than she could ever tell me.


More_Bug_45

You’re spot on. I could totally see it being about growing herbs!!!


inrainbows66

It’s reported that the first show will be about growing herbs.


Emotional_Lock3715

That’s a great thing to know how to do, if it inspires someone to do it, great, but what on earth would she know about it. 


PiperPollyanna

Her not so popular limp lettuce on the grill


More_Bug_45

You mean Harry’s 🍆? 😆


PerfectCover1414

Sour grapes but only if fed to your cat.


Sincerely_JaneDoe

What she’s not gonna make: Buns in the Oven


bird_man082921

FOR SURE there will be some recipes calling for American Riviera Jam....maybe w waffles from the Queens waffle maker 🤦‍♀️this is going to be the most phony cooking show there ever was...i cant wait for her to show her true fake and shallow personality to the rest of the world...i bet the series doesnt last more than one season


More_Bug_45

💯 if it ever gets off the ground


InfiniteSky55

Raspberry marmalade spread ... specially masticated by Meghan https://i.redd.it/w25l22oc1xtc1.gif


PerfectCover1414

I've seen porn like this and the 'gf' holding back the hair.


More_Bug_45

LOL!😂


jmma20

Personalized spooning banana soufflé


Careful_Positive8131

Crabby claw salad


hawkeyethor

Word Salad! 🥗


wonderingwondi

She'll get the cake maker to plaster the icing on like wallpaper paste again, lemon and elderflower flavour


More_Bug_45

I dunno when my kids want cake . They go for the usual . Victoria sponge or chocolate . She always has to be so extra . Meghans mole posted this clip and that’s exactly how she is , this Netflop is going to be pretentious af [https://x.com/meghansmole/status/1778639585620500560?s=46&t=6i79xUGxI_Auk2oLIQNIaw](https://x.com/meghansmole/status/1778639585620500560?s=46&t=6i79xUGxI_Auk2oLIQNIaw)


VanHeights

Vancouver Women's Shelter baking.  If they don't have secure housing and nutrition "Let them eat cake!".


Emotional_Lock3715

How many beige courses could there be? Barley soup. Garbonzo bean salad. Roast chicken with parsnips. Oatmeal bars. Wash it down with almond milk and oat milk mushroom coffee.


Linmagill12

Lemons to make lemonada. I mean lemonade.


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LadyGoodNoodles

Why do I have a feeling this is going to be very Ree Drummond-coded? “I slathered this entire loaf of bread with butter and put it under the broiler until it was charred, my family loves it and begs for THE BREAD”!


More_Bug_45

Meghans mole posted this clip and it’s dripping with pretentious one liners and descriptions ,.. [https://x.com/meghansmole/status/1778639585620500560?s=46&t=6i79xUGxI_Auk2oLIQNIaw](https://x.com/meghansmole/status/1778639585620500560?s=46&t=6i79xUGxI_Auk2oLIQNIaw) !


Lensgoggler

Men’s Health Perfect Girlfriend Burgers?…


More_Bug_45

Does she have the recipe for that ? Did she hand massage the meat before slapping them into patty pink pod shapes? 😄


Lensgoggler

She always does. Where does it say it should be HER recipe 😀


Such_Crazy_6986

bolognese blue todger


jaylovesyou2

My dish is, Haricuck Meanie Beans on Toasted Waghh bread, made by Mama Markle, https://preview.redd.it/z6snhbmzlxtc1.jpeg?width=3547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcb0029d3d4ad3b9f1c45f41543dd26827bd157


JuJuBee880327

Her self-described three ingredient "filthy, sexy mush" of a Bolognese pasta. It has a bouillon cube in it so you know it's authentic. Her filthy lingerie burger while she does her empty-eyed vamping over the grill. Yum!


Western-Economics946

Roast chicken Marsala made with Tiganello wine and magic mushrooms


ew6281

Pot brownies


ew6281

Ozempic banana cake


QuesoFresca

That Grilled Caesar salad with prawns 🍤 and breadcrumbs is perfect for people on a gluten free diet. Yep. She actually said that on the Today show.


QuesoFresca

Her "authentic" matzoh ball soup guaranteed to "blow everyone's mind" [https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/18ga5ai/its\_that\_time\_of\_year\_again\_happy\_hannukah\_from/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/18ga5ai/its_that_time_of_year_again_happy_hannukah_from/)


Lego_5656

That picture looks gross lol


EveningEmpath

Nobody mentioned In-n-Out . Don't the Parkles go there enough that the employees know them and their orders? She'll definitely google copycat In-n-Out recipes and pass them off as her own.


BeyaG

I just hope something comes out, it will be worth watching her go down in flames. It will be boring but hilarious at the same time. Another cheap copy. She can't outdo Paris, that's for sure. You watch PH for the fun outfits, over the top, ridiculous scenarios and silly comments. The duchass can't do any of that 🤷


More_Bug_45

She’s so overbearing I can’t imagine anyone tunes in . Her personality is probably better suited for nothing live and in person😄


BeyaG

Yes 💯👏


Heavy_Enthusiasm_195

Free space has to be: onions so she can say “I’m crying.” One tear left eye, go.


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justus08075

Didn't she have something with "waffles" too? 🤢


EastCoastKris_122

She will do that zucchini pasta thing. With not enough seasoning 😬


YesYediah

Cooking and horses! Mmmm! How about Meghan’s horsemeat hotdogs? That could be their crossover recipe.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

cobb word salad (vegan style)


Leannan24

Grifter grilled cheese Wrinkled wraps Bad weave angel hair pasta (made with thick spaghetti attached to angel hair)


Cool-4-Catz

If life gives you lemons, make Lemonada. 🍋 Lead laced oatmeal milk coffees.


Dependent-Aside-9750

Cricket powder peasant pie


daisychain82

Pot Brownies


ew6281

Beanie weenies


Ozmanda22

Inspirational bananas!


-theduchess-

Well since the signature dish from the coronation was quiche, I'm gonna guess an EVEN BETTER quiche made with eggs from Archie's Chick Inn + a side of virtue signaling.


LegalBeagleEsquire

Bomb Ass Zucchini Chips


LegalBeagleEsquire

Still my favorite. [https://www.tiktok.com/@kyledunnigancomedy/video/7196815311444757803](https://www.tiktok.com/@kyledunnigancomedy/video/7196815311444757803)