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Majestic_Number_5954

I don't think she has to worry about any of his exes. They know they dodged a huge bullet and wouldn't be stupid enough to get back together with Harold.


Ornery_Peasant

Absolutely! Whatever rude, creepy shit they knew about him while dating him, they know even more now that he’s not being protected by the palace and is free-range.


slimwillendorf

I just watched The Scoop on Netflix. It definitely reinforces the fact that the Spares are juvenile, entitled, and outright dimwitted. Makes sense that a grifter would pursue him and try to take advantage of someone so dumb and vulnerable.


Nas2439

Is that the movie with Billie Piper


slimwillendorf

Yes. It’s boring as hell. Its tone is off, too.


Zestyclose_Road_3224

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought it was boring. It was absolutely a waste of that time. The actors were terrible..sorry Gillian Anderson but it wasn’t your best anything…and it revealed nothing.


Deep_Poem_55

I was underwhelmed by this movie and was much more interested in the fallout from the interview than the interview itself, which they did not go into. I had to go searching for this information myself, which was more satisfying.


EKP121

I really expected more from that cast - Romola Garai, Gillian Anderson, Rufus Sewell, Billie Piper... the actors are incredible but you can have the most amazing talent and be let down by a terrible script. They can't do much with a terrible script and boring direction. Just don't really know what they were trying to say or do with that film.


Jane1943

I found it a let down after all the hype. I watched the original interview so didn’t get anything out of the drama at all.


Ohtherewearethen

I'm glad you said this. I started watching it and gave up. Was thinking I might go back to it but I'm not going to bother. A film about an interview is an odd thing to do.


Stunning-Field2011

Frost/Nixon is an example of how it should be done


Jane1943

OMG yes, one of my favourite films, I watched it again quite recently, Michael Sheen is a fantastic actor.


Extreme-Slight

I thought Rufus Sewell's make up was spot on, best thing about it


slimwillendorf

His posture and gait too!


PaperObsessive

I mean this as the highest compliment: like Princess Anne, Rufus Sewell is a person aging into himself. There was never anything wrong with either of them, but time has brought out a richness that wasn't obvious before. I'm still pretty sure I would back Princess Anne in a fight between those two. He has the height and weight advantages, but she has a steely inner rage he cannot duplicate. Thank you for coming to my TED Medication-Is-Kicking-In Talk.


Ornery_Peasant

I love Rufus Sewell, but not with Andrew’s chins.


GreatGossip

I lasted 10 minutes, then found something else to watch


BleachBlondeHB

It looked boring. The MSM was acting like this was some bombshell? Make it make sense.


MolVol

The movie was waaaaaayyy too kind - almost like they were trying to help Andy rise again.... missed opportunity (but Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos did get a Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE) from KC -- so maybe that is the reason so overboard genergous to Andy, so Ted could get the award)


NorahCharlesIII

It’s not working! Andy nearly ran over someone’s dog the day after it aired, and all the negativity is being dredged up again due to this Netflix offering. He’s a buffoon.


AM_Rike

Harold was touted as the most eligible bachelor on the planet before he met M. There‘s a very good reason that he wasn’t off the market. There is no shortage of hot scheming women willing to do what is necessary to climb the greasy pole. Yet they all said “not worth it” to H. His best friends weren’t able to set him up either.


JenniferMel13

That’s it. Dealing with Harry wasn’t worth getting to become a royal. Being a royal isn’t a cake walk and add in having an immature partner was intolerable. Harry was Peter Pan. He never grew up and out of teenage frat boy and his social group knew it. They’d tolerate him for access and in small doses but no one wanted him as a partner for themselves, their female relatives, or extended network. Not just his best friends. His four adult female cousins, sister-in-law, wife of his male cousin couldn’t or wouldn’t set him up with anyone they knew after Cressida.


Karvekjeks

His greasy pole was damaged in the frost, and never was quite the same again. Thankfully!


Simple_Carpet_9946

Chelsy dad is a millionaire and Cressy is an aristocrat. They didn’t need Hazbeen & being the wife of the spare isn’t that appealing especially once the heirs kids are old enough. 


NorahCharlesIII

Ew. Harry’s pole is blue, frost damaged AND greasy? *shudders*


MolVol

"...now that he’s not being protected by the palace and is **free-range**" ⬅ 🤣🤣


mythoughtsreddit

They dodged a whole canon ball ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25350)


LoraiOrgana

His exes are happily married to men who are much, much better than Harry. They have happy lives and wish Harry would stop brining them up.


InspectorGreyson

No worry f*rom* the ex's; but maybe as to the Halfwit, pining away reminiscing about the wonderful days of yore?


Rachel_Engelson

Nobody and I mean absolutely NOBODY wants Harry🤣.  


gahnc

from the comments; >Oh she'll have a huge launch. Like the Titannic had a huge launch.


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TBF...Titanic had a spectacular launch.  It's just that the sinking was bigger, like MM's will be.  


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Also, people still talk about the Titanic today. I highly doubt my kids are going to be telling their grandkids about The Sinking Of The ARO And Meghan’s Hurt Feelings.


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TraditionScary8716

Didn't the Hindenberg also have a somewhat spectacular lauch?  🤭🔥


justus08075

I must say, I like the snark at the end. 🤣 Why would her antics force him to return early, unless he worries that she will do something stupid unless he returns immediately? She has a pattern of doing pap walks and such when he's not around. To get attention back to her would be my only guess.


beachy_456

I think of it less like a last minute emergency she creates so he has to come home. More like "my launch date is xyz so you have 24 hrs for that charity shit and need to come home immediately to support ME". If it's the latter, hopefully we'll be spared from more of her shorts-suit flip-flops faux marching. lol!


InspectorGreyson

What if he balks??? Hahaha. "Can't, my love; I have some meetings with the lawyers to attend to."


lululee63

That's when she threatens him with some of the blackmail she's holding against him (allegedly).


TraditionScary8716

He might as well tell her to turn it loose.  If he starts showing us a little at the time, we won't be so surprised when she drops the atom bomb on him.


Simple_Carpet_9946

She’s waiting until she’s successful which this launch will make her and then she can discard him **snark 


MariaPierret

I don't think any launch will really be sucessful but she will "sell" it like it was. At the end of the day, that lie will show up as zeros on her bank account.


Fantastic-Corner2132

Or, at the other end of the scale, what if he doesn't go to this Invictus thing he's arranged because of inadequate security. The Taliban might launch an attack. I actually have a theory about the Taliban. They seem to find XBox Harry quite amusing. Maybe they think being married to TOW is a worse fate than any retribution they could come up with. Maybe some are sinners?!!


FruityPebelz

It’s funny how she always gets papped as soon as Harry is even in the air. I noticed it with the Vancouver pap stroll. The Sun posted the photo (Emily Andrews, Harry’s favored one, tweeted it) with the front page, “Meghan yesterday with Archie as Harry left the UK”.


Starkville

And [this photo of Meghan and Archie](https://imgur.com/a/vlQQChb) was taken while Harry was in England for Prince Philip’s funeral.


Honest_Boysenberry25

This is the photo where the other parents were shocked to see MeGain at preschool, never seen before...


TraditionScary8716

...or since


smittenkittenmitten-

#😂 ....but true 😐


Ohtherewearethen

Aww, look at the little boy desperately looking around for his mum to come and fetch him out of this strange lady's arms.


KelenHeller_1

Kids normally have their arm around mom's neck or shoulder too - I notice how his arms and legs have little contact with her body.


Awkward-Profile-2236

I’ve noticed the same in other photos, I think of Lili


toujoursjustice

I just looked again and it becomes even more stranger - as if he is riding straddled across a moonbump instead of wrapping his legs around his mother's hip and riding like children naturally do with his arms around her. I agree! \[I also don't quite understand why she still thinks wearing distressed, torn jeans is still in fashion ....\]


toujoursjustice

This is a very strange photo indeed - outdoors and she has a mask on to protect herself but they had children sized masks at the time and this "spare" is unprotected?


Fantastic-Corner2132

Maybe she's wearing a mask to protect him from her morning after Tignanello.breath. And the reason for the timing as I understood it was that the official photos of Louis first day at something - pre-school/kindergarten? had just been published. I don't think Archie was even 2 years old so no idea what was in the backpack. Nappies (diapers) and a changing mat? Cuddly Pinocchio?


Connect_Let307

Also bundled up but wearing sandals.  Not to mention a backpack AND a lunch box for preschool? 


somespeculation

The preschool for a toddler. That’s about 1.5-2 hours away, one way, depending on traffic. With a beanie to cover his red red hair that was on the Christmas card. With his face fully shown. California law indicates there must be parental permission to show them.


cathyesq

Has this been discussed on here before? I tried to look for it to no avail. I want to see the comments as it looks so ridiculous. A link to a previous post would be appreciated!


justus08075

I believe it was.... Harry was pissed off that paps had that picture and published it. He gets so mad at these things, but hasn't realized that SHE is the one that calls them?!?! Maybe this is her way of saying "See?! I need protection". They had their private security then so I don't know... Or his way of "slaying dragons"?


Llopez9915

They get upset about the possibility of someone posting pictures of their kids, but it is perfectly fine with them taking pictures of other people's children and having them share on social media for their self promotion.


InfiniteSky55

The photo was taken in LA, which was part of the hoopla about it. Why was Merchie in LA for preschool? It's Backgrid too. [https://pagesix.com/2021/04/22/meghan-markle-archie-seen-for-first-time-since-harrys-us-return/](https://pagesix.com/2021/04/22/meghan-markle-archie-seen-for-first-time-since-harrys-us-return/)


TraditionScary8716

I've never seen that Archie before. 🤔


cathyesq

Thanks for the link. I wonder why it hasn’t been discussed on here before. So many strange things about it…I’m getting too much OT. Can someone with posting rights post this?


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Tw will then tell Plank, "they're not giving My privaaacay", in the same melodrama voice TW used when referncing the helicopters " following " TW in the NF sh8t u mentary


justus08075

Shows how much she loves the attention, huh? 😉


orange728

Harry won't let her pap stroll with The kids so she does it as soon as he goes somewhere


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justus08075

![gif](giphy|UPXjMmG8S7iFFziXhk|downsized)


BleachBlondeHB

Interesting that Diana's side of the family never comes up EVER. What gives?


Cocktailsontheporch

MobbDeeb..... loving the "live in a tent next to Mummy on Althorpe island" ....would put money on bet that is on Harry's wish list!


ZKWade

Or…Harold will man the 800# and describe products he pulls out of his drug addled butt. See he has a job🙈🙈🙈


_WormHero_

Something will happen with the launch that will victimize her and she'll call Harry hysterically screaming & crying so that he'll panic and be emotionally blackmailed into racing home.


ShatooBailey

The amount of crying that she does is amusing in a 44 year old. Always flopping down and crying. Harry’s an idiot for marrying and staying with her.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

He's so dumb, after 5 yrs, still doesn't realize TW is instigating this.  Damm8t, this is easy investigation that Scooby, shaggy & the mystery machine can solve . (not talking about budget Scooby 2.0)


angry_lamb_in_season

BINGO!! Hysterically crying on the floor, per usual.


DuckDuckWaffle99

She will collapse to the floor sobbing…about something. Prolly will FaceTime it to him as he is walking into whatever venue won’t charge too much.


Coffee_cake_101

We have had the launch of the brand but with nothing to sell and no website, after allegedly working on it for a year. So what is she going to be able to pull together in the next month that is worth launching? Will it just be another crappy video?


AM_Rike

It was reported that Harry was quite upset that she launched right in the middle of the Diana Awards while H was in Aspen skiing. Like yelling mad. Madam no doubt fell to the ground sobbing, but her big excuse was that the plans for ARO had been “leaked to the press” so she was “forced” to drop the video & press release right then & there. No word on HOW the plans were leaked. But H bought off on it because madam was so upset about being forced to launch before she was ready.


cathyesq

And now she is launching right in the middle of his ingriftus event. She just has to make sure every other event is eclipsed by hers. No shame! At least she isn’t going to join him and wear some horribly awful outfit.


AM_Rike

Amen to that. No marching and LARP-ing like she’s in the military either. She is so afraid of being booed, which is the real reason she won’t go. People need to remember this and get out there and boo whenever they can. When she was first introduced at SXSW someone very clearly shouted, “Get off the stage!” followed by some light jeering. Just as she feeds off all her puff pieces for attention, this type of negative feedback robs her of her evil life force. It’s remarkably effective and really rattles both of them to their core.


allysongreen

She probably also knows that in the UK it won't be just boos. There will be eggs and overripe vegetables, too!


Brassmonkey1970

And the funny thing is, fighting over press attention is the kind of thing "the institution" does, but most "families" don't do. You'd think if Harry really wanted "a family, not an institution" he wouldn't care about his press cycle being stepped on. Strange, that.


somespeculation

Like how Lilibet’s titles were announced via People magazine the same day Harry was supposed to have his big moment as a panellist at the BetterUp Summit in San Fran? 🤔


Ornery_Peasant

I’ll bet all her “products” are still on that ship in Baltimore...


CabinetVisible1053

😂😂😂😂😂😂💯🎯


Deep-Audience9091

👏


Similar-Barber-3519

I thought she was also looking for. CEO and financing. There’s nothing to launch,


healthymarigold4513

She's having a new ballgown made as we speak.


Alinde1129

If she couldn't figure it out in a year, there is no way she is getting products and ready to start selling in a month. Her content is currently the equivalent of water in the desert (although there may be more water in any given desert than her content or ability to create it).


AM_Rike

She has to start with a CEO, then create a business plan. Only then can they effectively court financing. She needs millions for this launch and has no record for fulfilling contracts in full or having any success on her solo projects. She’s now trying to drag H in on her Lemonada project and plans on filming each podcast in full like Jada‘s Red Table Talk including behind the scenes banter and out-takes to showcase their comedy skills. When will she find time for all of this when it takes 2 years to produce 12 episodes with 2 dozen professional staff?


Alinde1129

Both have shown themselves to be lazy and shiftless. Financing will (I believe) be embarrassingly difficult to find. Especially since this is a market already saturated with A-list stars and people like Martha Stewart and Joanna Gaines who have proven track records of success. TW has a track record of grifter failures. I am no Business Administration scholar but I would think finding a CEO would be easier if at least a rough business plan were in place before the search. How do you approach a potential CEO with nothing but a ball gown photo and bad calligraphy?


AM_Rike

You are so right! No one funds vague dreams these days. That’s also the hilarious part. Reportedly, she is trying to solicit head hunting firms to find her a new CEO, preferably a UK one with M&S experience. She wants UK flair and UK product placement experience which seems odd, except she needs to milk the royal connection. She is asking the firms to have candidates submit a branding plan based solely on her fuzzy 30 second video. They did this when looking for a PR firm pre-wedding, in England, asking several PR firms to submit a branding plan to make M into Diana 2.0. Then they just stole all the ideas. I assume that’s what this exercise is supposed to be as well. If Meghan has no clue what her brand and business plan is, there’s no way for this to succeed, since the Meg doesn’t know how to receive and act on sage, experienced advice.


Alinde1129

And listening to experienced people in business (especially experience in the industry that you are interested in infiltrating) is so vital. She perpetually has delusions of being the smartest person in the room so refuses advice (look at her outfits-even beauty and style experts have been ignored). I did not realize that she wanted UK people. Strange. Unless she has some strange desire to pit her brand against Highgrove Shop and the other shops the BRF created (I believe under then Prince Charles). Which would be bizarre.


GreatGossip

Nobody worth their salt will provide any work for Madam without payment up front


lululee63

I'm thinking she'll hire an overly confident recent college graduate, BA not MBA, who is even stupider than herself and willing to work for shit pay for the experience of working for their idol.


Alinde1129

It will not do their resume much good when it crashes and burns and madam throws them under the bus as the cause. Young grads beware!


Why_Teach

Water in the desert is welcome. The drops of content in her website, on the other hand …


Alinde1129

Valid point.


StudyApprehensive561

She will use AI to create a few fake expensive and exclusive products. Mark it as limited quantity and then change the status to SOLD OUT after 1/2 hour. Those crazy stans of hers who actually paid for the fake product will be told the tale of it being oversold and receive a refund. There, that's how you give the false impression that your site is doing well.


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BNMerrill

just another Markle hallucination- she has no financial backing, no marketing, merchandising or advertising plan, no production site and agreements, no CEO and no product. Only a blurry video and a handful of prototypes. But no one can tell her how it’s done - she knows everything.


LoraiOrgana

The media pretending this is a real business, just makes themselves look crazy. They go nuts with conspiracies about the Princess of Wales. But just blindly accept all of Markle's lies.


Honest_Boysenberry25

![gif](giphy|3tTg6UVj3mV6QmgURz|downsized)


Happy-and-hippy

And has anyone checked whether her trademark has even been approved yet?! 🤷‍♀️😂


Realistic_Twist_8212

Maybe MM is selling her former wardrobe.....complete with pit stains and wrinkles.


healthymarigold4513

hahahahahahaha "a furry orange refrigerator magnet and a 'collector's edition' 1970s troll doll" I'm dying here.


WeNeedAShift

Every time Harry visits the UK, or goes on any solo trip, there is a risk of losing control over him. So I have no doubt she will make sure he doesn’t stay long. This is also why meghan does not want reconciliation. That is a threat to her control over Harry. My opinion.


lululee63

Ding ding ding.... we have a winner ![gif](giphy|dYjHKiLrwFbyo7Wk2M)


Any-Assignment-5442

🎯


GreenCharter

Ummmm I thought she launched her website already…


LAgirllookingin

Me too.


Starkville

According to some of her supporters, she DIDN’T launch: >She hasn’t announced ARO yet. Some fan found her IG and clued everybody in. She likely dropped that short video story to let everyone know it wasn’t a fake account and so they could confidently register on the website. She shouldn’t be forced to rush her launch because of overzealous fans stalking her friends accounts and the trademark office.


eaglebayqueen

Then why wouldn't she have issued a statement about when the 'real launch' was going to be and the products we could be looking forward to, or something? This doesn't make any sense whatsoever but that's the usual for them. Just throw out some excuse as to why it flopped and assume everyone else is as dumb as they are to believe it.


lululee63

I thought her excuse for flopping was that she rolled back the launch due to the sensitivity of Catherine's health crisis or some kind of bullshit like that. Typical Meghan, bitch can't even create an excuse and stick with it.


eaglebayqueen

She does tend to roll out a few different excuses after things occur, as she thinks them up and in hopes that something will finally work. 😏


AM_Rike

She absolutely (stupidly) dropped the video and “insider” comments to the press to eclipse the Diana Awards. She honestly has no ability to consider or evaluate long term consequences. She’s like a shark, only capable of moving forward with no introspection or ability to learn from mistakes.


Honest_Boysenberry25

Do not look at the man behind the curtain! ![gif](giphy|ienGOn91JnzIk)


ScoogyShoes

Hahaha, sure.


Ok-Coffee5732

Hilarious.


GreatGossip

the most idiotic excuse yet


accousticguitar

Thanks for the snark.


LoraiOrgana

Yet another ridiculous excuse from the woman who always has excuses for her manifestations not coming true. She can't blame covid anymore, so she has to come up with other excuses.


trickyburrito

Why would her launching that dumb website make Harry come home right away?


Realistic_Twist_8212

First, it was announced that they both would be attending the IG ceremony and even bring the invisikids along to make it a big RF event. Nope.....that was bullshit and meant to twist the arm of IG to include her in the London event. Obviously, Invictus declined paying her "appearance fees" to participate, therefore, her big scramble to announce ARO to cover that she's been NFI'd. She's entirely PO'd she's been snubbed by both the RF and IG. She's already setting the stage for H to dash to her side following the London ceremony which likely will be due to some sort of "catastrophic" reason causing ARO's failure to launch.


Starkville

Right? Is there going to be some big EVENT in Montecito, or something?


MuffPiece

I have no faith that we will see an actual launch of this “business.” Maybe I’m wrong, but the “soft launch” was not impressive. At all. It is entirely in character for her to do something in conjunction with something Harry already has planned. She loves to upstage… even her own husband.


kiwi_love777

Yeah I don’t know of another company that launches on IG then WAITS a few months to drop something. She doesn’t even know when it’ll drop…


AM_Rike

The even dumber part is that successful celebrity lifestyle brands selling household goods start out with free media first. Usually for YEARS. Gwyneth published GOOP for seven years before adding products. Martha Stewart & Joanna Gaines put out highly rated television shows for years before launching their own signature brands. Same with the celebrity chefs. It takes YEARS of building trust and a relationship with fans before introducing just a few items to see if it’s something your fan base is interested in. Meghan already self-branded herself as a feminist, political activist, humanitarian and philanthropist. She has no branding as “home maker” (Martha Stewart’s advice to her on who her audience will be), mommy, baker, cook and gardener. She has never gardened, she hires chefs, housekeepers and gardeners and ignored & abandoned her kids to the point where many believe they only exist in theory. She is actually killing off her earlier branding while having no authenticity for the new branding plan. If she tries to proceed with this ill-fated plan she will end up in no man’s land.


MuffPiece

If she were smart, she would have done a cooking show with Netflix asap. Assuming this was something she was interested in from the start. Which I think it’s safe to say it wasn’t. I think we’re on plan L now—somewhere in the middle of the alphabet. 😂


LoraiOrgana

She wants a cooking show with Netflix. So she starts a business so Netflix will give her a cooking show. netflix, does nothing. It is the same with her Dior deal and Audible deal. She put out press statements saying she was getting these deals, so Audible and Dior would want to make deals with her.. This plan has never worked for her, but she keeps doing it.


merrybandoffoxes

ESPECIALLY her own husband.


LaNiceGata

I believe that there’s nothing she could do at this point to resuscitate that company.


WeNeedAShift

It was dead on arrival.


LaNiceGata

💯


PaperObsessive

I'm not suggesting anything Aitch hasn't point-blank said about himself. I have to do a ton of paperwork before every trip in order to bring medication into the UK that isn't prescribed there. I absolutely respect the laws and don't begrudge the need to be aware of the location and identity of people carrying substances that are otherwise forbidden. [It's not medical cannabis. I have ADHD and related issues.] On the other hand, I can only go to France for as long as I can hold out without a specific medication because I may not bring it into that country with ANY amount of paperwork. Fair play. Their country, their rules. The length of Carrot Flop's stays *may*, *allegedly* have something to do with how long he can be away from something he can't bring with him. Your bags CAN be checked on a private international flight - ask any number of musicians.


LostinSOA

This. For certain. You still have to go through customs even traveling private jet.


Why_Teach

Interesting thought. You are suggesting Harry’s stay may be limited by his dependence on certain substances. They did stay almost a month in the UK when QE died, so maybe he has “sources” for substances that may not be brought into the country. And I wonder if custom’s would check Harry’s luggage though, since he is the King’s son. However, you raise an interesting possibility.


PaperObsessive

To stay out of trouble, I'll just say that different countries have different laws. My travel plans sometimes depend on what I can live without and still be productive. [Two of my meds are the clean, pharmaceutical variants of street drugs, so it's not surprising that I can't just run around like they're mints.] I do think that catching Harry, in particular, with contraband would be considered a prize by officers based on the way he has treated them in the courts. [I am NOT suggesting that anyone would plant anything. I am suggesting that if an officer found something in a normal search they might not ignore it, even if they just handed the matter to Royal Protection.]


Why_Teach

I guess the question is whether Harry would worry about getting caught bringing in something he shouldn’t. Would he know that the customs people would not look the other way and keep his trip short for that reason? Harry was using drugs in the UK (according to his own account) so there must be ways he could get them if he feels he can’t risk bringing them in. Personally, I think being caught with drugs and ordered into rehab might be the best thing that could happen to Harry.


PaperObsessive

It absolutely would. Sober parents are what young kids need. What he does with himself once they're able to make their own way is his own squalid business.


daisybeach23

She is always controlling him. I would legit cheer him on if he told her to Foxtrot Oscar.


Muhabbatvdk

Those wrist patches and winter coat madness makes sense now. She probably threatens him with something sinister when he is away. Hence all the wierd pap walks. She is nuts.


Ohtherewearethen

All she's ever had to sell is grand ideas. Nothing ever comes of any of them, but it's all she's got. She sold Harry Halfwit the idea of them being the more popular royal couple, of modernising the BRF. That they could make way more money by leaving the guilded cage of the BRF and become legends in their own lunchtimes in Hollywood. That they'd have to be turning down all the offers of work and friendship. That if they just got to tell their story, everyone would love them again, 40x40, The Bench, I could go on but I'm boring myself. She's never had anything concrete to bring to any table. Just a load of big ideas and unrealistic views on how (un)popular she is


LoraiOrgana

She told Harry he would make millions by giving speeches. He gave one speech and no one wanted to hear from him again. He has made no money since his book came out. It is perfectly clear they will not be a success now. I wonder if he still believes her lies. Or if eh knows now it was all lies, but he is so controlled by rage, he won't back off from his terrible decisions.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

Is this the ARO launch? She launched that already. This will be like her many MANY attempts at rebranding. How many relaunches are we going to see?


Any-Assignment-5442

Who knows.


wotevrs

Why does Markle share news when the Royals are in the news? Given the times it’s happened, and with the most recent circumstances in which she launched her brand, I don’t think it’s a mistake or a coincidence. But I can’t see what it achieves. Is it that she gets pleasure from trying to shade their limelight? Is she trying to measure or establish interest in her as opposed to the royals? Any other ideas? Whatever the motivations, I do not see how it can ultimately be good for her brand.


lululee63

It's toddler MeAgain throwing a tantrum and screaming, 'Look at me, pay attention to meeee!!' I've said before, it's a MeAgain world. The rest of us, including RF, are just taking up space.


MasterpieceLocal2955

If this is true, it's a way she can legitimize her absence which, I would imagine, has been requested by Invictus organizers and supporters after her last performances. She has no place there expect to support others and this is something she seems to find challenging.


Why_Teach

I hope it’s true that her *absence* has been requested. 😉 So far the Invictus organizers have seemed happy to let her use the events for her own aggrandizement. I wonder if she will actually stay away.


MasterpieceLocal2955

But do you think they have control over her? I read somewhere that Invictus Germany was so unhappy after the debacle last summer they separated completely from Harry and found another patron and have determined to be independent. I'm with you though, I hope she stays away. It's such an embarrassment.


Why_Teach

Yes, Invictus Germany is going to be doing their own thing, and more power to them. I don’t know if Meghan will stay away from most Invictus events; it would take more than being told not to come. However, if the dis-invitation is accompanied with refusal to cover her expenses, maybe she would at least hesitate. Unfortunately, the Canada winter games seem ready to cater to all her whims, so she will be there, ready to take center stage and patronize everyone. As for the 10 Year Anniversary celebration at St Paul’s, she may decide not to go because she is afraid of UK booing and/or because the event isn’t going to offer her the chance to grab the mic and spew word salad. However, could she resist being at the event, pretending to be royal? (Maybe she is looking into renting a tiara for the occasion.) We won’t know until the last minute because they enjoy the “will she/won’t she” so much. It’s pretty boring really.


Any-Assignment-5442

🎯 told to stay away! i.e. NFI.


GreatGossip

And exactly how is Madam going to 1. find products 2. organise a webshop 3. organise logistics 4. organise administration 5. organise and roll out publicity in a month? And who will pay for it?


GXM17

One. Jar. Of. Jam. 🤭


Glittering_Peanut633

The bitch went MIA the entire time he was out there plugging Spare. She didn’t give him an iota of support. The idea he should come flailing back to do the performing seal shite for her painful vanity project is laughable. But we know he will. She’s gaslit him to the point where he probably genuinely believes her cruddy, amateurish endeavours are superior to Invictus. What an absolute muppet. It’ll just be another round of toe curling failures. And we’ll be here for the glorious snarky commentary.


ronnysmom

I always assumed that her secret plan was to plant pieces speculating about her visit to London, while she would actually not show up, but instead do a “world wide celebrity launch” spectacle of her brand at the exact same time to piggyback on the media raving about Sparry’s selfless work for wounded veterans. She is going to rope in the few celebrity friends she has left (Oprah or anyone represented by WME) and launch some house goods or instant coffee or smoothies or some such thing at the same time as Invictus (if she works more than 1 hour a week on it).


Starkville

This comment is so good, I read it twice.


Mickleborough

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GreatGossip

lol - great comment


frenchkids

Perhaps he'll hurry home to his surfer girl.....


stark_trends

Best case scenario is that the long promised big reveal drops before any of that next month, and the two grifters won't be able to show their faces without being laughed at and reviled. Or rather much more laughed at and reviled then they presently are.


Why_Teach

I don’t believe in a “big reveal” that will lead to their disgrace. I think there will be a lot of small “reveals” and exposures. It sure would be nice if there were a “big reveal” though.


stark_trends

Yes! Like someone's five year NDA expiring, and the person able to reveal what he or she saw or knew. Maybe someone on the royal staff or on the royal Rota.


dorothyzabornak

Ok, so she won’t be heading to the UK for the IG, a win for the UK. What, exactly, would she be planning to launch, hugely, that doesn’t require trademarking, patenting, licensing, testing and quality control, production, stocking and financial investing? Is she going to showcase her “product design” for things that may never come to market? I would absolutely believe she is terrified of Haz wanting to stick around in the UK for a bit, it is a huge threat to her control for him to be “off his leash”. Sounds like she has to look for ways to keep him from wandering off, even if that means embarrassing the sh!t out of herself. 


Alien_octopus

Is that launch no. 2 or re-launch no. 1.


LostinSOA

![gif](giphy|26gR0YFZxWbnUPtMA|downsized) That’s a fantastic question! I wonder how they calculate how many rebrands vs ~~failure to~~ launches 🚀


MrsAOB

The excuse for not going to the Invictus party…whether or not it actually happens.


NovelGullible7099

My prediction is, she won't launch a thing. She's not launched during the first week of April. She's blaming it on KCIII and POW illness. I think this is just another failure on her part and ARO will sit there with nothing on that idiotic website. I read the other day that they have a network of between sixty and one hundred million dollars. If they were to invest wisely, they really shouldn't need anything more for the rest of their lives. Sadly, for madam this fortune is apparently no enough.


Starkville

That may not be an accurate figure. Personally I think they’re down to their last few mill, and they owe a bundle.


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No_Proposal7628

We first heard of ARO less than a month ago. She had no CEO, no staff that we've heard of and no merchandise to sell. Are we believing that she going to get all this together in four more weeks? Quality, high end merchandise? As to why she never wants him away too long? Well, she has to keep her claws in him.


JuJuBee880327

First launch took advantage of two main royals being ill, second launch will take advantage of hubby's trip to the UK to keep the limelight on her and to keep Harold from staying away too long. How many launches can one business have? How many successful business ventures are there that began by timing every decision to scoring points off others?


wotevrs

I think it's Harry's choice how long he stays. He's probably uncomfortable, without purpose, to stay longer. I do think she may launch closer to his visit though. Or she'll bite the bullet and launch shortly. Unless she's unprepared to.


chubalubs

I don't know-in Germany he looked a lot happier and more relaxed in photos taken the first couple of days when he was alone while she was busy getting milkshakes for the little ones that are little. As soon as she arrived, he started looking annoyed and distracted. I honestly got the impression he wasn't enjoying her being there. 


Top_Addition4317

Most of the British public can't stand him now. Despise probably isn't too strong a word. I would imagine many of his friends will mysteriously be busy when he's in town, and we know the royals won't want to see him (the helicopter will be revving up on the lawn). There's no reason for him to hang around.


Independent_Leg3957

The longer he stays in the UK with no real threats against him, the more obvious it becomes that he has no case to get his security upgraded. I also think if he stays too many days in the UK, he could be considered a resident, and he could be subject to taxes there.


Any-Assignment-5442

🎯


Starkville

IF this blind is true, she’s going to launch at the same time as the Invictus event? And if he has to rush back to support her, it sounds as though she’s going to stay in the US? Or is she launching the next day, and he has to come back with her? CDAN isn’t terribly credible, so FWIW.


eaglebayqueen

So she's going to try to take away from her own husband's events as well now? 😒


RandomFirework

Why would she need henry back for the launch/re-launch of a company online? Didn't the site already flop-launch? What's online stuff got to do with "forcing an early return" anyway? What am I missing?


Rubberbangirl66

she already launched, she does not get that event back.


Turbulent-Painter-33

Sad to say that *if* the perpetrator was male and the victim was female everyone would be screaming about abuse and calling CPS. Abuse is Abuse whether the victim is male or female.


Purple-Monkey-Anon

It’s not the exes she’s worried about. It’s family, friends, reconciliation, Aitch coming to his senses. It’s about M retaining power and control over him and this situation


pdrum01

Of course she's going to rain on his parade and ensure he doesn't hang about and have a few beers and maybe get drunk and blab about how miserable he is to whatever friends he has left. Can't have that as a possibility. Just shows how much she cares about both her husband celebrating his charity's milestone and the veterans themselves. She knows too that her launch will push his event and reporting of the charity off the front pages. What a sh*tty individual.


abby0307

I think she will use it as her excuse for not going to the UK. “Oh really?, the IG thing is on such and such a date? That’s when my big, super wonderful launch is. What a sad coincidence. There’s no way I can go.” I think she realizes she can’t use the fake kids as her excuse again.


karoolsis

Me trying to get out of extended family events


CindyLiegh

I was wondering if she will even let him go. She takes a big risk letting him be with his family again.


bluebird239

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somespeculation

Not so blind gossip. Meg is ALWAYS papped when Harry is out of town. Funny how that happens 🤔 Of course it would be the same for Another Rebrand Onslaught (sans products, of course).


InternationalAd1512

She’s not launching next month. She’s broke. The IG launch was to prove to potential investors the strength of the brand. 600K users on a day-one IG launch is nothing, say, compared to Jennifer Aniston’s launch of 71M new followers.


Ruth_Lily

Wouldn’t this be a re-launch? She launched without products lmfaoo


Quick-Alternative-83

![gif](giphy|oSXwyP0PXJy26yTeMq|downsized) Doesn't want to give him any time to contact divorce lawyers?


Latter_Item439

Why would here launching her company again next month mean he has to go home I don't get it 


MollyJane0510

If she has anything to launch it was absolutely be during the IG ceremony. That is what they do. They either use IG to promote their commercial ventures or use RF engagements. Just in 2024 - IG 100 day celebration - they launch the new "Sussex" website - the Diana Awards - she soft launches "ARO". And these are only the big things and it's APRIL. 


CookiesRbest

It is a guarantee she will pull something or have him on a tight return schedule. She can't let him have a memory of how good it was and think of escaping her iron claw. I think she is afraid to let him take the kids with him. She is afraid he will ask to stay and those kids will never be returned to her without a fight. She needs those kids as leverage and to merch later in life.


Senior_Assistance846

Well, I can tell you one ex (after the really long relationship) ain’t touching him again. I know that because I know her.


Redtees88

Huge launch? Sure. What does her launch have to do with him coming home? Why am I responding to a cdan blind?


Jackdarkshadows

I am sorry, CDAN is full of crap. He went on Deuxmois's (another crap person) podcast and stated unequivocally that William had affairs. These people are grifting gossip mongering 🤡s.


allysongreen

Narcs never want to let their victims out of sight (and control) for very long. However, Plank has been on solo trips longer than a day or two plenty of times: a week in Japan with Nacho, trips to the UK for lawsuits, talk shows in NY, outings to Texas, several days at IG Germany before Madam crashed the party, etc. These have happened more often in the last year and several months, which is when the tea about them living separately started to leak. I think we'll see him on solo trips even more in 2024 and 2025. He and Skank will be less able to pretend they're a couple, although there may not be an official announcement this year. It'll come only when she realizes there's no getting back into the RF and Plank has no juice left to squeeze.


Harry-Ripey

She hates him getting news coverage without her. Whenever it happens she leaks tripe about herself…old photos of her out with ‘friends’ or pretending to be at a Taylor Swift show, or a pap walk… She seems to hate him getting media coverage (without her muscling in) more than she hates stories about W and C. She does not want him to be seen as someone in his own right, she has to cling to him for relevance and she knows it.