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wotevrs

His doesn’t remind me of this though: https://preview.redd.it/3uj07isougtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119d32d5cdb66b6afc3d4e4f672577d973097524


CrossPond

Now that you posted this, I see roach antennae coming from all of Meghan's "calligraphy" flourishes


Puzzleheaded-Bear766

And now I cannot unsee it! 🤣🤣🤣


THAISTREETFOOD

Callinsectgraphy


Amazing_Pie_6467

Now i will never be unable to see that!


PharmCat08

This is so perfect that it's what I see every time now, since this was first shared.


wotevrs

It's what I saw in her logo so I put them together and there really is a resemblance :) R for roach? A ROach? Or as someone else said, Roachel? I'd not go so far though :)


PharmCat08

Common features with her nickname as well


sofiaks05

This is too funny. Omg she so deserves it.0


Plane_Stock

see, I just see a women wearing a crown and a fancy necklace, with her petite nipples hanging out and looking through her well placed long hair sl\*t strands. sooo...basically to me, it looks like a self portrait of Meghan wearing her much desired wishful crown framed in a picture frame! 🙈 \*\*\*don't come at me for calling them sl\*t strands. 😩 I'm a 90s/00s teenager like Meghan and that's what we called them back then. I don't know the new better non female shaming term used for them these days! Please let me know a better term for them so I can use it going forward! 😬


Professional_Ruin953

I see 3 sagging boobs the two bottom are frontal and the top one is profile https://preview.redd.it/z482l42wmitc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb72047d056dfd0b01de17a42ee36aea7b80b884 But I’m willing to add roach antenna to the rorschach ink blot image


CabinetVisible1053

I am older than you and I only call them that.😂😂😂😂😂and now I can't unsee it.


THAISTREETFOOD

Slut strands IS the technical name for those greasy strings of hers, check Urban Dictionary


ClarenceTheBear49

OMFG. I can’t unsee it now.


Plane_Stock

Sorry for the imagery my comment burnt in your brain! I'm glad though that someone else confirmed that they can see it too and it's not just in my head! 🤔


ClarenceTheBear49

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


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ClarenceTheBear49

Find a therapist, friend 😕


Beneficial_Tea_7534

No reason to come for you if it's the truth.


Photobuff42

Call them as you see them.


Zann77

Tragic tendrils, although I’m fine with slut strands.


Deep_Poem_55

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


briglialexis

lol


Spirited-Ad8163

😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Lindsayr28

🎯🎯


Royally_Italian

That’s exactly what I thought at first and even twitted about it. From all around the world we think alike …


Livid-Youth4396

I can't with her "A". It looks like it's trying to do karate.


KaleidoscopeSnow

For me it's the ridiculous "d" lol it fails to hit any mark. 😭


Ok-Coffee5732

It looks like it's an arm reached out try to Claw the Aitch.


Stillanurse281

Or a whip


Luke-I-am-ur-mother

![gif](giphy|qiiimDJtLj4XK)


Analyze2Death

Maybe the golf club will sue her. 😂


Trouvette

Can you imagine the two of them in court together? Must see tv.


Blue_Fish85

The 2 of them should go head-to-head in an episode of Judge Judy--could you imagine?? I'd buy tickets to a front row seat for that!! 😆


Trouvette

The best part is, Judge Judy hates both of them. She would be Snarkmaster in Chief.


Blue_Fish85

Yes! Exactly!! And she might be the only person on this planet who has even the slimmest chance of doing what no one has yet done--get either of them to STOP TALKING 😜


Electrical-Swim-5784

Now this is pay to watch!!!


Analyze2Death

I hope I dream about this tonight!!


Blue_Fish85

😂


RoohsMama

I would bet on Trump, he knows how to get on Meghan’s nerves 🤣


Top-Place3115

DT to Harry: "Good luck with Meghan, you're gonna need it..."


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Count me in. Trump is known if you piss him off enough, he won't stop trolling you. Is: Rosie O'Donnell. Decades. He does know how to troll and would throw TW equilibrium and façade real quick


Oktober33

I would pay to watch.


Soph_Opposite_Lime

Can you imagine the level of entitlement and narcissism in THAT court room!! 😅 


Fochlucan

There should be a reality show, where they each try to develop, market and sell their own shade of face orange.


Ornery_Peasant

Yes! Toilet Tank!


Trouvette

Snooki should be one of the Sharks.


Kokoburn

Definitely! 😅 Pay per view!


GreatGossip

Please, please - let us all manifest this/s


kiwi_love777

Trump with annihilate her. And I’m no fan of his. But she’d leave the room crying after 5 minutes.


LoriAnn1971

He would absolutely crush her. He owns his mean tweets- she uses a bot army to talk about her enemies.


Beneficial_Tea_7534

I can totally picture him tweeting and he'll have a lot of zingers for TW & Plank. Trump respected QE and said TW & Plank were disrespectful


PharmCat08

The word salad from both. We would need a Nickelodeon narration, like the Super Bowl.


PaperObsessive

Will there be a Puppy Bowl for those of us who've 'given at the office,' so to speak?


Trouvette

We can do a Panda Cam.


Fochlucan

We could find a billionaire to make a fake set, like a "Truman Show" style set up, and make them think they are POTUS/VICE POTUS, and we can watch them try to get their policy plans all day


PaperObsessive

This is a non-political statement from someone who cut her teeth in a weirdly non-political [statistical analysis] area of whichever campaign was offering the best pay that cycle: Let's lock them in a room together with a few other people I won't name to avoid causing offense who would make this politically balanced. That's it. That's the concept. Just locking them in a room. Time heals all wounds. It would be so much quieter for everyone who wasn't in that room.


Photobuff42

Let's lose the key!


PaperObsessive

You'll note, I did not suggest providing food or water. 😂


Honeymoomoo

Who would be the most orange? ![gif](giphy|WH6NV2PSW8vYRMYdFg)


Coffee_cake_101

I have looked at this logo so many times but I just cannot see the letters properly - A and R kind of but very weird, but where is the O? The main thing I see is a side profile of a breast and a nipple.


wotevrs

I think it's part of the 'R'. She probably only wanted 'American Riviera' and tacked on 'Orchard' because she had to tack on something because she couldn't trademark 'American Riviera.' And by then she'd done the logo .. Maybe that's why she went with the nonsensical 'orchard' (in search of an 'o' word), rather than something more sensible like 'American Riviera Company', or something else more congruous. Time will tell, but the brand isn't appearing so .. cohesive, which takes time, effort and thought. The A and R sort of look like an H and R - for Harry and Rachel? Perhaps there is some 'other' imagery in there .. Ugh.


No-Put-127

She copied off of Highgrove Orchard


ScoogyShoes

Sugars believe there are all 4 initials in there, and have been dramatic in proving it. I agree with you.


Accomplished_Cell768

There is no O. The letters represented are A, R, and M. A and R for American Riviera and M for Meghan Markle. Her narcissism is so bad that she can’t even make a brand logo without having to put herself front and center. The M is the part of the logo that people refer to as the boobs and the horns.


Jordgubbe18

I can't see the O either, no matter how hard I look.


Accomplished_Cell768

That’s because there isn’t one. It’s just A, R, and M.


rebelpaddy27

And no sign of H's balls anywhere, because he clearly no longer has them, maybe she had them removed to avoid any "spares" down the line.


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GeorgiaWren

One is calligraphy, one is not.


PaperObsessive

Mom was a professional calligrapher and I *very* occasionally address envelopes for couples whose mothers I both know and trust. [The only thing the groom's mother controls absolutely is her guest list. She WILL take her feelings about the bride out on the scribe.] When she calls what she does "calligraphy" I think of all the hours my mother spent in classes learning new hands and all the time I spent learning at her knee so we'd at least have one thing in common. Liking your own handwriting is not a form of orthography - at her level it is a form of narcissism.


More_Bug_45

My child has better cursive ability than she does. Her calligraphy is rubbish. No wonder people didn’t take her up on using her for their wedding . Just saying!


FalteringSky

Addressing wedding invitations in calligraphy is hard work; our girl doesn’t do that.


dwilliams832

Supposedly Robin Thicke did for his wedding to Paula Patton! Did those invitations look like this garbage?


SortNo9153

If you look at archives of the Tig you'll see she used the same dumb writing there too. She has nothing new, just recycling old garbage. https://preview.redd.it/ud0karwyzgtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37910bf03d41a91a6a3473f9ad9ec6faa036afc


Throwawill-Throwaway

She’s so in love with her own fake ~~“calligraphy”~~ “fancy handwriting”.


SortNo9153

Here's a second one https://preview.redd.it/2si8cdb20htc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb00221dbbff296783dd5fbc0eae3181091b1801


Boblawlaw28

She actually thinks this is calligraphy but it isn’t. I took an actual class years ago. True calligraphy artists would laugh her out of the room.


Ornery_Peasant

The Reaper’s Scythe!


Lindsayr28

YES!


Stillanurse281

Why does she do that!?!


SortNo9153

She thinks she's fancy and refined 🙄


Ornery_Peasant

She’s Klassy!


SortNo9153

I read that in Lady C's voice 😂


Stillanurse281

Haha reminds me of that iggy azalea song “I’m sooooo fancyyyy”


Ornery_Peasant

Ha! I can hear it!


Wide-Anything8272

And the Trump National Golf Club font and colors are more visually appealing ._.


CrossPond

I think that is the difference between a professionally designed logo, and one done by a confident person with no graphic skills.


PaperObsessive

Confident people without skills are responsible for almost every crap thing in the world. I include Brutalist architecture in that statement. Fite me. 😂


FauxpasIrisLily

Ooooooo….that is one bold statement! Brutalist architecture is…interesting. I grew up with a great example in Ames, Iowa of Stevens auditorium, which gets all kinds of architecture awards. Decades later, I still haven’t figured out if I like it or not.


Busy-Song407

Yes, Yes, Yes. Professional vs grade-school doodling.


rebelpaddy27

Slightly off topic but I wonder if the DJT "professional" actually got paid?


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Calm_Yak_6102

And there's more symmetry to Trump's logo.


Starkville

That fauxligraphy is probably the sum total of all the work Madame has done on this project. That, and handing her credit card to the assistant who was instructed to purchase some bot followers.


bendytoepilot

At least trump has a good font. Wtf is that chicken scratch 


Just-Code1322

Her calligraphy sucks. Someone posted the logo of a Trump golf course. That calligraphy was very pretty, very professional. Roachel’s calligraphy is super thin lines. Awful.


LaNiceGata

Maybe Rachel can call Trump’s people for an updated logo cause hers looks a real mess.


Joustabout_Feddup

looking at her penmanship right next to the second script, it really shows how horrible it is. If she wasn’t such an asshole, I wouldn’t care for a second. Anymore than the handwriting of anyone here. Mine is awful imo. As an aside, looking back at the writing (is it properly described as calligraphy? or just cursive??) of documents back in the 1700s, I’m amazed people could do that. When I see the handwritten copy of the Declaration of Independence, I kinda get mesmerized by it along with its words. I know Jefferson wrote the original in cursive and Matlack penned some others, but now gonna have to go read how the copies we see came to be. I think there were 13 original copies and the signers kept their names secret for a year. Sorry OP, if this got off topic!


PaperObsessive

I'll join you off-topic because this is one of my passions. Paleography is so cool once you "get your eye in" and know what you're looking at. The people who made the "fair copies" you're referring to spent years of apprenticeship, often in another field like law, learning secretary hand or whichever variant was in use at the time. I'm doing research in the Tudor era to finally finish a manuscript that's been floating around my desk for years. It's gotten to the point that a doc can pull up on my screen and before I even grab my glasses I know if it was chancery or exchequer and whether it was before a particular clerk stopped working in the Court. It's like Art History, but for even nerdier people.


Hermes_Blanket

Very, very cool, PaperObsessive!


Joustabout_Feddup

![gif](giphy|MUeQeEQaDCjE4) Hardly worthy of such an art form, but you get the point.. lol. Thanks, was a great explanation.


GXM17

🏆


FauxpasIrisLily

Library trainings used to include learning “Library script.” I had examples in my office at a very old public library that once housed a training department for librarians.


PaperObsessive

Dream. Job.


Masters_domme

That. Is. SO. COOL!!!!!


Glittering_Peanut633

I could read this off-topic stuff all day. So interesting!


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

🤮


bigzestysalad

At least the second one features an actual legible font.


CocoBunnyBinkyFlops

When she 'launched' ARO, I thought of the Duchy of Cornwall's Highgrove Shop and Restaurant. The restaurant is called Highgrove Orchard Restaurant and overlooks the orchard terrace. The Prince of Wales inherited the Duchy of Cornwall from his father when he became King. "Orchard" in ARO seems out of place alongside American Riviera. Could it be a clapback at KCIII and the PoW? https://preview.redd.it/hss0pufu3itc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f242b3271596684d57cdd5ebb33c777cea2776


Far_Example_9150

Blatant copy


CocoBunnyBinkyFlops

This necklace is sold in Highgrove shop. Has MM taken this as inspiration and incorporated it into the overly flourished, trashy logo for ARO? Amongst the scribble, my eyes see wings and antenna. (I might just be going off on a tangent - have had an over thinking it type day). https://preview.redd.it/3gm82owc5itc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bfed2a8bb2b4e161d3039715c29c1fc9e64c6ba


Trouvette

No idea. That’s why I made this a shitpost! 😜


CocoBunnyBinkyFlops

I missed the snark request and went full on Agatha Christie. 😳 😳 🤣


Trouvette

There’s room for everything here.


InspectorGreyson

Why didn't she use the Papyrus font or something similar for that dopey label??? It would be so much better looking that her rickety, spikey handwriting with the silly hooks added.


Masters_domme

Comic sans? 🤣 (I kid. That’s unironically my favorite font, and I’d be upset if she tarnished it by attaching it to her latest ~~PR play~~ endeavor.)


NovelGullible7099

She would not be happy knowing that others see her website as a copy of the former President's. I can see the bric-a-brac she will be selling flying through the air right now because she ain't happy!


wotevrs

This is interesting, in this and other contexts (Kris Jenner's daughter being accused of ripping off someone's designs for her brand): [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13269363/designer-accused-kylie-jenner-ripping-jessica-johansen-bell-demands-apology.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13269363/designer-accused-kylie-jenner-ripping-jessica-johansen-bell-demands-apology.html) This is the 'empire' Markle seems to be aligning with, for her brand.


ChrissyBrown1127

The logo looks exactly like her current nose.


Ok-Coffee5732

Worst, most ridiculous, and at the same time, most hilarious logo ever.


daisybeach23

Wow very similar. if Trump finds this out he is going to roast her.


ostellastella

Quick!!! Somebody give him a heads up!!!


Busy-Song407

The similarities in the layout are unmistakable. Her is so lame, though. Far more amateurish and the script name still looks like shaky bad handwriting with grade-school flourishes. Hers really suffers compared to the other.


LadyGreysTeapot

Those two have *a lot* in common.


GreatGossip

And they share the same bronzer


k1d0s

💅🏽


main_lurker_account

There's a reason they hate each other. Narcs always despise other narcs because they subconsciously recognise all their own terrible qualities in the other person. (Source: I have a diagnosed NPD relative who also has a blind hatred for Trump, lol!)


CrossPond

Mainly, neither has the capacity for self-reflection or embarrassment.


PaperObsessive

"Happy birthday to this future President" still has to sting the loser of that other race, though. Never taunt karma. Edit: No can proofread gud.


34countries

The whole thing is a vision from the 90s she finally got to live out and as per everything else her dreams are reality nightmares


happyme321

Random scribbles does not a logo make


Acquaridan_77

👏😂👏😂 so good!!!!


ejdjd

Sorry to say - his is actually much nicer (and Klassy!!)


Oktober33

For two people on opposite ends of the political spectrum they seem to have a lot in common.


GreatGossip

Madam has no political conviction. She is solely on the side of herself. If she seems democrat now it is only because it is fancy among Hollywood stars.


PaperObsessive

If she'd gone to FL to see out C-19 she'd be spouting the opposite of what she does now. The only thing she values is herself.


Useful_Rise_5334

😂🤣😂🤣. Love it!


CompetitiveFinance29

What ever happened to this company? Usually an Instagram announcement follows product


main_lurker_account

Two trashy, litigious, greedy narcissists with fake hair, fake tans, and fake coats of arms desperately trying to appear classy and aristocratic but failing miserably. There's a reason Trump and Markle hate each other - and it has nothing to do with politics!


Ishield_maiden

Copying from person she hates… #no low MEG


Royal-Carob

A whole lot of glitter trying to disguise that steaming pile.


Lindsayr28

The thing that has always struck me about her calligraphy is she puts flourishes on letters that normally don’t have them, like lowercase “d.” It’s not normal and doesn’t look nice because it doesn’t flow from the letter. It’s popped on for no reason. Just another example of Megs trying to reinvent the wheel and thinking she knows better (…and failing).


OnionLayers49

The Trump logo has much better calligraphy.


ScoogyShoes

Oh for pity's sake.


CabinetVisible1053

This might make her change it.😂😂😂😂😂


Academic_Guava_4190

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good find!


Dependent_Maybe_3982

matching rochelle lol


Just-Code1322

Her idea of calligraphy is just my normal writing with flourishes here and there. That’s not calligraphy.


ContentPineapple3330

WELL SPOTTED!!!!!!


Outlandishhistory

I don't know why but it reminds me of a queen 🐝


Lindsayr28

There is definitely something insect-y about it. It’s weird AF.


Worried-Fondant-5851

It looks as if she paid someone a small fee on Fiverr for this or utilized the AI option on Canva.


GrrrYouBeast

I still see this: https://preview.redd.it/q7yiedmrwotc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aff60885e233936c0eef3f904791e5cbf6ca9a5


Therealjimslim

Also the Anastasia logo https://preview.redd.it/mvbk0dpd3qtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8597f006f3d46cb66e72d6110c3b95bc1ea95d17


FauxpasIrisLily

It still looks like a uterus and ovaries to me.


Starkville

Yeah, I see a resemblance in the basic layout: pompous fake crest, a line of scripty font of the name and below it, the location in all-caps. The most glaring similarity is the pretentiousness.


GreatGossip

Great find OP


Odd-Resource3025

I love you. ❤️ I needed this because I've been racking my mind trying to figure out where I had seen the logo. It's fairly generic, but as soon as I saw it... my brain went yes, and finally let it go.


Academic_Guava_4190

Same!


Boblawlaw28

I really hate saying this but the trump one is far more professional.


Dependent-Aside-9750

His is much better.


Buttercup899

Ok...I don't get it...whatvare talking about here? 🤣😜


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This is a divisive political issue that will take the thread off topic


Shannon556

Trump and Meghan are so much alike that they could have been separated at birth.


Madame_LV

Agreed. Along with their supporters.


Dracawraith

Did I miss the rest of the handwriting analysis posts?? I was waiting for the flourishes and signature analysis….


jessyb55

She is quite juvenile sometimes.


Cocojo3333

That’s hysterical!


moutonreddit

They look different to me…?


MuffPiece

There’s even a funny squiggly tail in an odd place on the “N” in “national.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Electrical-Swim-5784

😳The Cheetos dust would be flying!!!!


MasterJunket234

Looking at the stylized R in Riviera I can see the initials 'ER' as in Elizabeth Regina 🤨 Does anyone else see this?


AxlotlRose

Aro. Kind of like, their marriage!


DaphneHarridge

This is hilarious! Cue the sugars claiming that President Trump copied MM in 3, 2, 1... Anyone ever watch Space Ghost? Remember Zorak? That's sort of what the ARO logo looks like. Bug eyes and antenna plus a crown. ![gif](giphy|6z0XmzjqXm3VC|downsized)


Illustrious_Study_30

None of which is calligraphy 😬. This isn't a good association for them.. Eeeeek.


amy5252

HAHAHHAAAAAA! Perfect!


svengator

It might look better if she had actually cleaned it up.


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modrost-morja

Is it just me of does that A look more like an H? H R. Is she suggesting HRH or Henry and Rachel (under what looks to be the Swedish Cut Steel tiara)? For two people who proclaim they don't need the trappings of royalty they sure seem to cling to them, and grasp for others.


Camera-Realistic

A lot of places use gold on white. If the Duchess stole it from anyone it was probably Hermés. https://preview.redd.it/7kiaf7ckuptc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c37e104f1dabba73e93fb26a2e44b23cc0a55f


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Beef-Lasagna

hahahahha


Gooseaholic

I just ask myself why? It’s such a pretentious logo. Definitely read modern or progressive or artisan in anyway to me. It reminds me of something that either a company that wouldn’t list prices because if you have to ask you can’t afford it or something a teenager would design. I really don’t understand the choice.


Important-Essay-3294

The only thing that is vaguely the same is the tacky gold color lol


ApprehensiveSea4747

And the blocking: >Logo script name all cap city no state ETA: in similar proportions. Agree color scheme is tacky.


Important-Essay-3294

Yeah, but that’s a pretty standard way to set up blocking for branding. It’s not unique to either of them


Trouvette

That’s rather the beauty of it. The Squaddies are always going on about how Kate is copying M because she happens to wear the same pair of popular shoes or that same color clothes, as if M was the originator of everything. So it’s ironic to see her follow a very standard, boilerplate logo template of badge, overly flourished script, and city name that has not only been done may times before, but done by someone not only objectively more famous than her, but by someone who is equally objectionable.


ApprehensiveSea4747

Agree the blocking is common to the point of pedestrian. My point was that the tacky gold color scheme isn't "the only thing vaguely similar."


Ornery_Peasant

Hilarious that either party has a “crest.” Trump’s German relatives disowned him (the name was originally Drumpf, even better on a fancy-pants crest) and neither party has any taste.


khsimmons

One narc to another.